The cool author's way of marrying a wife

When Wen Ningyue was still in elementary school, she would go home for lunch at noon, and Wen Siyun would help her prepare it in advance.One day at noon, when Wen Ningyue came home as usual, she found that there was no one at home, because Wen Siyun happened to be out that day to discuss the publication of a new book with the president of a certain publishing house.She left a note saying that it was too late to come back to make lunch for Wen Ningyue, so she called the neighbor downstairs and asked Wen Ningyue to go to her place for lunch.The old lady was very nice, Wen Siyun said that she wanted Wen Ningyue to have a meal with her, and the price of the meal was easy to negotiate.As soon as the old lady heard it, she immediately said that there was no problem. She was also afraid that it would be bad if Wen Ningyue trotted out to eat like this, so she asked Wen Ningyue to go to her house for dinner.

It was a good thing, Wen Ningyue ran to the old lady's house very obediently, she and her wife were the only ones in the old lady's house, both of them were retired military doctors, and her children could only come back once a week when they were working in other places. Usually very lonely.Seeing this little girl like Wen Ningyue, she seemed to be in the same mood as her grandparents.

Their family ate dumplings for lunch, so they naturally cooked a bowl full for Wen Ningyue.Wen Ningyue picked one up and took a bite... The strong smell of ginger instantly filled the mouth... The two elderly people felt that the smell of meat was strong, so they added some ginger. They were used to it, but Wen Ningyue …

Whether Wen Ningyue vomited it up or didn't vomit it up...so she could only eat [-] dumplings slowly and desperately with grief...the old couple kept asking her if she was full Don't want to eat more... In the afternoon, after less than one class at school, I took sick leave to go home and lie on the bed thinking about life...Wen Siyun smiled very unkindly and pretended to look at her ...From that moment on, Jiang was permanently blacklisted by Wen Ningyue...I didn't even want to see it...

After waking up today, while her head was still dizzy, Wen Ningyue smelled a familiar, disgusting and nauseating smell wafting faintly from the house... Accidentally glanced... found Her Lady Queen Holding a bowl of brown sugar water with two slices of ginger in his hand...sitting beside his bed...

"Ah ↑ ah ↓ ah ↑ ah ↑ ah → ah → ah - don't come here!!!!!!!!!"

Wen Ningyue howled tragically with an ups and downs voice, frantically shaking her head, trying to reject the bowl of brown sugar water with ginger slices that Luo Yi handed to her, the food brought into the human world by demons floating in it.

Luo Yi couldn't hold Wen Ningyue who was struggling frantically with one hand, so he put down the bowl on the bedside table with a 'bang', turned over and jumped onto Wen Ningyue's waist, hooked his legs, and suppressed Wen Ningyue's thumping. With both legs, one hand quickly grabbed Wen Ningyue's wrists, lifted them up and pressed them against the head of the bed, and the other hand quickly returned the bowl to Wen Ningyue's lips...

"Don't be self-willed, drinking ginger is very warm to the stomach."

"..." Who the hell is self-willed? Such an imaginative pose is just to force me to drink brown sugar and ginger water, fuckyou... What kind of grudge do I have with you, oh my god...

Seeing Wen Ningyue desperately resisting, she pursed her lips and refused to drink for some reason.Luo Yi really wanted to scrape her to death with a few big-eared brushes on the left, right, left, right, and then pour the funnel directly into it, then tie her to a hand-hanging electric fan and turn on the electric fan, and it would be perfect mixing.It's fast and convenient.But if you do this, it is estimated that some people will rush up and fight themselves desperately.Luo Yi decided to use some rational methods to make Wen Ningyue submit.

"Don't drink! Bah, bah, bah, just don't drink!" Wen Ningyue turned her head like a rattle, almost knocking over the bowl in Luo Yi's hand.

"..." It's impossible to communicate at all.Luo Yi gave up the path of rational persuasion.She didn't understand, why did this little brat hate Jiang so much?Although I heard it before when Ye Wanjin was cooking, Wen Ningyue didn't like things like green onion, ginger and garlic, so after seasoning, she had to fish out all that was left, otherwise she would be ashamed if she saw it. Don't eat.But I didn't expect that she would be so difficult to serve.In the novel, Luo Yi also had the experience of taking care of his younger brothers and sisters. At that time, he could be coaxed with just a little snack.But now...

Looking at Wen Ningyue who was playing tricks on the bed, Luo Yi couldn't explain why, he just wanted her to drink the sugar water.If you put it in the past, maybe you don’t want to drink it if you don’t want to drink it.Such a level, but today I don't know what kind of evil has caught me.

"...How are you willing to drink this bowl of sugar water?"

"...My lord queen, who I refuse to drink no matter what, you should let me go quickly...you are like me now..."

Wen Ningyue originally wanted to say that you are pressing my leg like this, you don't feel comfortable and I don't feel good, why don't you just let me go and get the best of both worlds?But before he could finish speaking, Luo Yi held his breath and pressed down, cheek to cheek, lips to lips, kissing each other fiercely...

How should I put it...the Queen's Kiss...poor?Or is it just a matter of course because in the novel it is always the role of the person who is asked for it... In short, it was too late to finish the sentence and forgot to tease Luo Yi's clumsy behavior, Wen Ningyue felt a cold in the mouth, and the two The personal temperature disappeared instantly, because Luo Yi straightened up.

"Queen...uh-"

Before Her Lady Queen could call out, a very nasty smell was forcibly poured into Wen Ningyue's mouth. After a few gulps, Luo Yi threw the bowl away and rushed out of Wen Ningyue's master bedroom. , as quickly as if there was an old enemy chasing her after her... Only Wen Ningyue, who was dumbfounded after coughing, and the empty bowl with two slices of ginger were left in the room...Wen Ningyue seemed to be looking for someone to ask What's going on... Apart from Wen Ningyue, there was only one toy dog ​​that Wu Jin bought as a pillow in the room. Wen Ningyue picked it up, stared at each other for a while, and asked solemnly:

"Mrs. Queen... Did you accidentally eat the food of Meow or Quoktail? Why...is your mind not normal?"

The toy dog ​​didn't say a word coldly, Wen Ningyue stared at it for a while and fell back on the bed in frustration.She was a little depressed, not because the super innocent Her Lady Queen had just kissed herself, she wished Her Lady Queen could kiss her more 2333.It's not because Her Majesty the Queen ran away after kissing, as if she was evading responsibility, because after all, Her Majesty's pure love and super girl can understand.It's because... why the hell is the premise of kissing Her Majesty the Queen because of a bowl of brown sugar water with disgusting and crazy slices of ginger floating in it? ! ! !How disgusting! ! ! ! !

Luo Yi squatted silently at the kitchen door, with his arms around his knees, and buried his cheek between his knees, motionless and silent.Bobtail sleeps sprawled at her feet.

"Why would I... do this..."

Luo Yi's current state of mind is simply repeating endlessly why he is so embarrassing, so wanting to die, so wanting to die, so wanting to die, so wanting to die, so wanting to die....

Wu Jin, who had just returned home triumphantly after filming the advertisement, went around Luo Yi without knowing the situation and came to the following conclusion...

"My lord queen, what's wrong with you? Is it because my aunt leaked from the side and collapsed? Hahaha!"

"..."

The author has something to say: Her Lady Queen said: Don't stop me!I want to cut Yi Huan to death that bastard! ! !It actually made me write so rubbish! ! ! ! !

Please don't slap me in the face, Your Lady Queen! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! _(QWQ」∠)_

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