The cool author's way of marrying a wife

"I helped her solve the plagiarized article on weekends! There's no salary to get! It's for nothing! She still calls me Yasha in the group!"

Xu Qingxia said angrily, the fruit knife in her hand ruthlessly peeled off a large piece of skin attached to the apple flesh, as if the apple in her hand was Wen Ningyue's fair and clean face Son.

Cang Liu looked at Xu Qingxia whose teeth were itching with hatred, nodded her head lightly as if expressing approval, and refocused on the few pieces of paper in her hand.If he hadn't known what kind of snake spirit patients they were, Cang Liu would have wondered if Xu Qingxia was interested in Wen Ningyue... After all, not everyone who is normal can do this rambling. ...Besides, didn't you already drive over yesterday to teach Wen Ningyue a good lesson...

"It's finished, my daughter-in-law, come and taste whether it's delicious or not!"

A piece of oddly-shaped apple that was peeled was picked up by Xu Qingxia with a toothpick and handed to her. She was stunned for a moment when she was running away, then she opened her mouth slightly and took a bite of the apple.This bag of apples was bought yesterday by Xu Qingxia on the way home after the fight with Wen Ningyue, five yuan seven a catty.When I bought it, Cangliu said it was too expensive, and you can buy it for a catty for two or three yuan at ordinary places.Only now have I discovered that this apple is really delicious, crunchy, full of moisture, and sweet.It seems that the legendary "you get what you pay for".

Cang Liu ate the piece of apple into his mouth, and nodded slightly while chewing.Quickly wrote down 'delicious' with a pen and paper on the table and handed it to Xu Qingxia.

"Eat all the delicious ones. See how discerning I am. You can tell that the apples must be delicious..."

Xu Qingxia said triumphantly, waiting for her daughter-in-law's compliment with a showy face.He didn't pay attention to what he said that would trigger domestic violence.

【It turns out that you bought such an expensive apple because the salesperson was pretty. 】

Cang Liu stood up silently, approached Xu Qingxia with a few steps, and stepped onto her legs.Smiling and writing on her arm with a pen.

"...." Xu Qingxia's scalp was numb from Cang Liu's creepy smile, the Miss Cang Liu she wrote came from a very reliable article!Absolutely no extreme settings such as black belly!Why can I feel it clearly in this paragraph... As long as she smiles... probably nothing good will happen...

[There is nothing to do this afternoon, right? 】

Cang Liu's delicate handwriting has already been written on Xu Qingxia's white and tender thighs.Because the heating was turned on in the room, Xu Qingxia was wearing shorts, and the skin on her thighs, which looked whiter than usual after taking a shower, was slightly hairy due to the contact of the cold ball on the tip of the pen... and it was itchy... Feeling something was wrong, Xu Qingxia rolled her eyes and replied cautiously:

"Well... I don't have any work in the afternoon, and I don't need to go to the orphanage. I have nothing to do today... But I have to go to work tomorrow morning, so I have to get up earlier..."

Before she could finish speaking, Cang Liu gently covered her lips with his palm, signaling her to stop talking.Then he turned around and took the writing paper on the table, and using Xu Qingxia's stomach as a pad, he wrote neatly and stroke by stroke:

[It's okay, then go to bed early today, don't play on the computer for so long. 】

"That's good!" Xu Qingxia nodded happily, like a large dog that obeys its master's orders.In my heart, I silently lamented that her family Cangliu hadn't turned bad and was still so kind and cute. Just now, I thought that she had become darker than before, and I really should apologize!

[There is still a long distance between now and the time to go to bed at night.We have eight hours to relax and do things to relax, communicate, have fun. 】

Another piece of paper appeared in front of Xu Qingxia.

"..."

Before Xu Qingxia could escape from Cang Liu's imprisonment, another piece of paper appeared.Compared with the previous piece of paper, the words on this piece of paper are a bit scribbled, as if they were written in a hurry.The more Xu Qingxia looked at it, the more she felt that something was wrong, and she blushed about to explode...

[Also, on the computer, I accidentally saw some advertisements on some pages promoting another way of love. After I clicked on them, they were all whips made of some kind of fiber, and some low-temperature harmless candles.There are also things like Baojiabaohui written in small print. I found it quite interesting, so I bought a lot of such gadgets and sent them back yesterday. When you went out to find Wen Ningyue, I had already given the instructions. After reading it, I have learned it all. Do you want to play with me now? 】

"... Mama, I'm going to die..."

Xu Qingxia really smiled, and slowly...slowly...put down Cang Liu...then...run away!After brushing twice, he rushed into the bedroom and locked the door behind him.The whole movement was seamless, and it was not until the latch was inserted that Xu Qingxia leaned on the door panel and let out a big breath...

"My God... Who did you learn from... I almost lost my life at the end of the festival... It's dangerous, it's dangerous... What is another way of love... Isn't it something that is not suitable for children ...and the door to a new world was opened for my pure Cangliu..."

[It's not considered unsuitable for children. If it is really necessary to classify, it should also be classified into the column of bloody violence. 】

After a while, he wrote this on the paper handed to him.

"That's right, that's right! My wife is right!" Xu Qingxia stretched greatly. "Worthy of being my wife! The ability to generalize is much better than mine...Wait a second time?!! Where did you come from?!!! How did you get in?!! You, you, you...."

[The iron wire can be stretched in from the outside of the door, hook off the door bolt, and press the door handle.I just came in. ] Cang Liu shrugged innocently while writing.

"...Let's not talk about where you look at it, and you can tell at a glance that it is not something that normal people would learn, nor when and where you practiced it...just say...your hand What you took... That thing with teeth and claws... Is that the... small thing you said...?" Xu Qingxia looked at that, if she really used it in practice, it would definitely take a toll on her body. Something with a horrible reaction... the eyeballs are going to fly out in fright.

[Yeah, it's pretty, right?Still pale pink. 】

You look good, my sister, you're going to ruin my body later...

[If you want to deepen your love, of course you have to choose some brighter colors, right? 】

What kind of feelings do you have for your sister? I want to kill those who hit pop-up ads randomly....

[Then let's start quickly, so as not to affect your sleep at night. 】

From the beginning, your sister has already affected my sleep...

Seeing Cang Liu approaching step by step, Xu Qingxia couldn't help but secretly sigh why she was so cheap...

Wait... If I didn't say anything today... Then Cang Liu wouldn't play something that hurts the body and the eyes. It stands to reason... But why did she read the manual yesterday... This... doesn't seem to be the level of curiosity... right...

The author has something to say: I finished the second season of doctor-x today, and my big city gate is really picturesque!The big sister in the city is the kind of person in the legend who can be beautiful just by looking at her eyes. She looks hot and pregnant... [Idiot Mud!Wipe off your drool and go to sleep!

☆, farewell

Hello everyone, I am the author Hun Yi.

First of all, I want to tell you a bad news.This article will undergo a large-scale revision, and important things such as character settings will not change. Wen Ningyue is still such an idiot, Wu Jin is still so tonic, Her Majesty the Queen is still so handsome, the Ye family sisters are still so hot and cute. Hyun Hee is still so wise.This article is not the previous np article.

Since this article, I have been with you for nearly half a year.Slowly climb up with this article.At the beginning, no one was watching. I lost my temper, lost my temper, complained that my writing was naive and boring, and thought about giving up, but in the end I couldn’t bear it anymore. I could only persevere, little by little, from twenty The number of collections has reached the current three hundred collections.Although compared with the great gods here, I am only a fraction of others, but I am already very satisfied.Because I know there are still people who are willing to take the time to read what I write.The joy in life has been greatly distributed to the writing, and it has become a weekend practice to stay up until one o'clock in the evening to send the hot update contentedly.Every reader is my most cherished friend.

This afternoon, when I was still in class in the classroom, I received a message from the editor, informing me that if I didn't modify the article from np, it would be locked.I admit it was almost silly for a moment.

If it is not changed, it means half a year of hard work will be dusted, and it is unknown when it will be reopened.But if it is changed, it will definitely be unsatisfactory, because I changed what everyone wants to see.At that time, I was so contradictory that I almost cried.Regardless of the quality of the article, it is the painstaking effort of the author to write every word.Just like your own child.Let me make such a choice, just like the question of whether to protect the adult or the child in the accident of surgery.

From the moment I received the news, I began to measure, and I didn't listen to any class in the afternoon.Still being selfish in the end and not wanting my efforts to go down the drain.Decided to revise the article.

I know that many readers can't accept this, and even feel cheated by the author, but I can't make amends.Because I, myself, was the one who was hurt the most.

Maybe tomorrow...the number of favorites will drop from [-] to [-], [-], or even lower...but I can't do anything but be sad.I can only say goodbye to some unfavourites readers...

Sorry...to disappoint you guys.

Hope...to see you all again in the future.

Bye now...

After revising the general outline of this article, I will try my best to mend this broken loophole and try to make it have a better ending.Even if it is a non-np text, it will not disappoint everyone.

There will be no BE line for a few people, and even if the remaining people can only live together as friends, there will be no going back to the novel, death or something like that.Some people may think that this is too cruel, but the author thinks that after the modification, this is the best ending.

The author is not very old, not even as old as some readers.So if readers and adults are angry and want to leave a comment to blame the author, the author just asks not to involve the novel. "You are too irresponsible as an author, how can you be worthy of writing a novel", the author is afraid that he will not be able to bear it.

Those who are willing to stay and read the end of this article, the author will not let you down.

Thank you.

Goodbye.

In order to make it easier for everyone to think about whether to stay or not, the author has pulled the little green words in the next chapter to explain the whereabouts of the article into this one_(qwq」∠)_

Good evening everyone, the author Jun is here to report to you with a very heavy heart.

The farewell on Wednesday was written by the author Jun in a state of extreme collapse, so the word order may be upside down, and the content may not be described clearly. Tell everyone about the later development of the story, so that everyone can decide to continue watching or abandon the cute and cute author Junyingying (You play Kai

Cough cough, I sacrificed [-] megabytes of traffic at school to search for non-specific articles written by various authors, and found that everyone was either locked, or changed the ending, and there were a few of them, because they didn’t sign a contract, so they still maintained the appearance of np .Obviously, the only option now is to choose to change the ending.

Then the next step is to change the detailed description of the ending... Of course, on the premise of not revealing the specific situation_(:з"∠)_》》》

To put it bluntly, as Wen Ningyue’s mother, I love everyone equally, let me choose one to be Wen Ningyue’s girlfriend, and the rest can only be done like this Yes, I can't do it.What I said on Wednesday should be changed to a dedicated article, but when I lie on the bed at night and think about it, no one is suitable, and the rest of the people will beat me to death with a tearful expression on their faces...so...I just I can carefully consider it and discuss it with a reader on the phone by the way... I got a relatively perfect ending...

I believe everyone has seen the revised copy, Wen Ningyue's identity is an oppressed landlord.In fact, this point is also the same in the original outline, but it was not written out, and now it is included in the copy as a guide for the following. Master jj doesn’t allow writing np, then we can’t let them reunite with the harmonious family and fall in love.But... the tenant and the landlord live together to create a harmonious and friendly environment like 'Why don't you choose me', 'My dear, you don't love me', 'What am I not good enough for you', 'Explain to me' Everyone said the tearful discussion environment, right? 【stand hands

Do you understand after hearing this?If you choose one, you may hurt or even lose the rest of the people, and even the "friendship" will be broken, but if you don't choose anyone and reject them all, everyone will always be a "bullyed landlord and" Goodwill 'Tenants Friends' such a relationship.

Friends are always better than strangers, but I don’t know whether everyone thinks it’s friendship or what.

Wen Ningyue doesn’t choose anyone, she doesn’t fall in love, get married, or start a family, but she has a group of witty tenant friends, lively friends, gluey sisters (matches) and husbands (children), strict and responsible editors and friends. With her cute wife, free bar, and free access to watch the fight, is Wen Ningyue's life satisfying_(:з」∠)_ Can everyone accept such an ending?

If you have any comments, please bring them up. The author will work hard to fix them_(:з」∠)_

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