I Pretend to Be Good, You Pretend to Be Pure

It's the peak time for dinner, and there are a lot of people picking up packages, so An Youxi and Ran Ningmu had to wait in line obediently.

While waiting, because Ran Ningmu's height and appearance were too outstanding, people around him looked at her frequently.

An Youxi felt a little sour in her heart, and couldn't help being a little proud.

He thought to himself: As expected of the man he fell in love with, he is the center of the crowd wherever he goes, but Ran Ningmu is really tall, obviously he is about 180, but he is still half a head shorter than the other party, Ran Ningmu must have 190, right...

At this time, a familiar male voice in front attracted An Youxi's attention.

Due to occupational diseases, An Youxi is much more sensitive to sound than ordinary people.

The male voice in front of him is a typical slag Su Gongyin in the circle, and the timbre is quite good.

An Youxi even saw several girls looking away from Ran Ningmu.

But that's not the point.

The point is, why is this male voice so similar to Qingtian's voice? !

I heard that Qingtian had just entered college this year, and he was still top 2. That boy happened to be wearing a military training uniform, so he was clearly a freshman this year... It couldn't be such a coincidence!

An Youxi was in a complicated mood, and couldn't help but stare a few more times.

In just a few glances, a large dog beside him has already started to gasp crazily.

"Senior, it's your turn."

"Ah? Oh okay." An Youxi came back to her senses, only to realize that she had unknowingly stood at the front of the line, and quickly reported the pick-up number.

At this moment, Wu Tianqing, who had already left the team, suddenly looked back at An Youxi.

Just like An Youxi felt that Wu Tianqing's voice was familiar, Wu Tianqing also felt that An Youxi's voice was a little familiar, but he was not as sensitive as An Youxi, and after seeing An Youxi's face clearly, Wu Tianqing's doubts also quickly recede.

After all, grapefruit is ugly, which is the tacit fact of the whole circle, and the boys in front of them are all top-notch regardless of their body shape and appearance, and he, who is well-informed, is truly amazed.

Seeing Wu Tianqing's expression, the face of Xiao Qiao beside him changed slightly, he forced a smile, and asked casually, "What are you looking at? Do you know that person?"

"No, it just looks familiar."

Having said that, Wu Tianqing's eyes were still glued to An Youxi's body.

Xiao Qiao's face turned completely dark.

He knew Wu Tianqing was lustful, if it wasn't for his good looks, he wouldn't have been able to hook up this person so quickly.

It's just that he came here from another city to accompany Wu Tianqing today, but his boyfriend stared at other men in front of his face, and Xiao Qiao's tone was not very good.

"Did you see the tall boy who was guarding him? You never took your eyes off him. It's obvious that he is with you. I advise you not to think about it."

"What? Are you jealous?" Wu Tianqing then took her eyes off An Youxi. Although she did have other intentions, at least she was Xiao Qiao's boyfriend on the surface, so she still had to coax her. "You think too much, it's really just familiarity, since the baby is not happy, then we won't look at him, I just want to see how are you, baby? Huh?"

"It's outside, don't talk nonsense." While Xiao Qiao was oiled to death, she had to pretend to be shy, not to mention how tired she was.

……

On the other side, after An Youxi took the courier, she accompanied Ran Ningmu to pick up the other party's courier.

What Ran Ningmu bought was obviously a big item, a knee-high box that was uncomfortable to hold, so he simply tore it apart, and inside were three bulging bags, took it out and hugged it in his arms.

An Youxi's courier is small enough to fit in a schoolbag, so she hugged one for Ran Ningmu with her hands empty.

Feeling the hard touch in his arms, he was a little curious: "What did you buy? It doesn't look like a pillow to the touch."

"It's the mattress, all three."

An Youxi was surprised: "Three? So many?" Was Ran Ningmu so particular about sleeping?

Ran Ningmu held one in each of his left and right arms, a little embarrassed, and explained: "I sleep on the bottom bunk, the bed is a bit too low, and it's not comfortable to sit on, so I want to buy a few more mattresses to make it higher."

An Youxi understood. To put it bluntly, Ran Ningmu's legs were too long, and she was easily curled up when sitting on the bed, so she had to cosplay Prince Pea.

Ran Ningmu asked casually: "Senior, what did you buy? It looks so small, is it a teacup?"

"It's not a teacup, but it's about the same." An Youxi thought to herself, I bought it for nine yuan and free shipping, so I won't tell you about Yuelao making you for me. It doesn't sound pure at all, but it's good Sand sculpture oh.

Ran Ningmu heard that he didn't want to talk, so he politely didn't ask any further questions. He didn't even know that the first thing this cold-looking little fairy boy in front of him did when he returned to the dormitory was to take out the nine yuan Yuelao in his schoolbag, and then Take out a stone as an incense table, and then place small wild flowers, small wild grasses, a cherry, an orange petal, a ripe banana and other tributes in front of the incense table in turn, and finally find out the unused roommate's birthday last year Three candles were inserted into the plastic bottle caps filled with mud, and then I turned to look for pajamas on the bed.

The roommate was already stunned by An Youxi's actions: "...I'll go! What religion do you belong to? The Sun Moon God Sect? Eh? Isn't this the Yuelao you ordered a few days ago? I'm going to pray! Wait, what are you doing with your pajamas? You want to take a shower now?"

An Youxi sternly corrected: "It's not a bath, it's Xunmu changing clothes."

The roommate fainted: "Xun Mu changing clothes? What the hell? Are you okay!"

"Go to the toilet? If not, I'll go in?"

The roommate pointed at An Youxi tremblingly: "Look, look, this is the talent cultivated by the number one institution of higher learning in Huaguo. It's a country's misfortune to be reduced here for a mere man!"

"You are the misfortune of the dormitory!" An Youxi pushed his finger away, and went into the bathroom without looking back.

Twenty minutes later, An Youxi came out of the bathroom with a refreshing scent of grapefruit-flavored shower gel, pointed to Ran Ningmu in the screen saver and asked Yuelao to help him get the red line, and then helped Yuelao with her own hands. After peeling off the banana skin, he finally lit the candle devoutly, knelt on the stool and kowtowed three times.

"..." The roommate's expression was hard to describe in words, and she deeply felt that Ran Ningmu was a scourge, who had seduced such a pure (not) male college student so much that he lost his soul.

After the ceremony, An Youxi casually put the peeled banana into her mouth and ate it, and saw her cousin send herself a bunch of messages, all begging and crying for him to accompany her to the offline meeting .

An Youxi chuckled, took the phone and was about to reply when the news of Toast suddenly popped up.

Coincidentally, I also asked him if he would go to the offline meeting on National Day.

Yuzu: Let me think about it first

There was no particular reason why An Youxi hesitated, it was just that she didn't want to meet strangers.

He has been a housekeeper since he was a child, and he has never been out of the house very much. He has a very hypocritical personality, and he only wants to talk to people he likes.

From this point of view, it is true that people who are not familiar with him say that he is cold and arrogant.

It was also because of this that An Youxi never clarified no matter how misunderstood by people on the Internet.

One is that they are unwilling to reveal their privacy, and the other is that they do not want to have too much contact with strangers.

But this meeting, my cousin seems to want to go very much...

Toast: Are you worried about Qingtian?

Toast seemed to have misunderstood something, and Pi Li Pa La sent a bunch of messages.

Toast: To be fair, what Qingtian did is really insincere. Even though it’s easy to get together and break up, I can’t leave you with a smelly body for no reason, so that everyone outside thinks that you have something to do with him and is kicked by him up!

Toast: You don't even know, since the two of you died as gay friends, those lemon essences in the club who used to be so sour to your voice have started to be eccentric again, but it pissed me off to death!

Toast: Although I really want you to go, after all, we have known each other for so many years and have never played happily together, but I definitely support your own ideas, and Qingtian will definitely bring that little Qiao there , but also to show affection in front of you, it's really heartbreaking to think about it, if you don't want to go, no one can force you! follow your heart!

What is this all about...

An Youxi couldn't laugh or cry.

Yuzu: I'll go, who said I won't go?Whether he shows off his love or not is none of my business?I don't like him

Toast: Really? !Ahhh that's great!Then I want to play with you! [Happy to go around in circles.jpg]

An Youxi also smiled, and suddenly remembered something.

Yuzu: By the way, do you have any photos of Qingtian?give me a glance

Toast:? ? ?Didn't you say you don't like him!

Yuzu: Nope!I just met a person who seems to be Qingtian in reality, you know my ears are very good!just wanted to see if

Toast: That's it, I was shocked!

Toast: Wait, I'll find it for you!

Toast: [Figure]

Toast: how is it?Is it is it?

Yuzu: I'll go... Really...

Hearing that they were so extravagant there, I thought they were so handsome, but in reality they were just so-so. They couldn't be compared with Ran Ningmu at all?

And the photo looks much better than the reality, probably due to the microdermabrasion.

Toast: Help... This is too coincidental... Fortunately, you two are not from the same school, otherwise it would be so embarrassing to meet...

Grapefruit: emmm

Toast:? ? ?What do you mean?You guys... don't you really belong to the same school...

Yuzu: Yes...

Toast:? ? ?Help!My old habit of embarrassing others is happening again!This is too suffocating!

Toast: Hey wait, didn't you say he was admitted to top2 this year?Could it be that you also...?

Yuzu: Yes, I am also from Yanda University, and I am a senior this year.

Toast: I'll go!I only knew that you were also studying in Yancheng, but I didn't know that you were a hidden school bully!You can hide it from me so hard!Not much to say, this scumbag will continue to write liver papers, sue!quit!

As soon as the toast was over, my cousin was bouncing around again.

An Youxi was a little amused, and sent an affirmative reply to her cousin, and successfully harvested a large piece of rich and fragrant rainbow fart from her cousin.

……

the other side.

Ran Ningmu returned to the dormitory, remembering the way An Youxi stared at that boy at the courier point just now, no matter what he thought, he couldn't help it.

I vaguely remember that the boy looks like a little milk dog?

So, the senior is not interested in himself, but in boys with this kind of appearance? !

How could this be... A strong sense of crisis suddenly rose in Ran Ningmu's heart!

Sure enough, he was too arrogant.

The senior is so good, how can he be confident that he will be liked by others?

Therefore, in order to catch up with the senior, he has to work hard to become the cutest of the little puppies!

Thinking of this, Ran Ningmu knocked on the table of the roommate next door: "Hey, do you think I'm milky?"

Kaihei's roommate: "Nurse? What kind of nurse? Damn you! Cai Wenji, your house is almost gone and you are still in the wild, are you picking ganoderma for your mother or are you trying to get people and beasts?! Brother promise me, fight Can we just do our homework after this game???"

Ran Ningmu: "..."

Ran Ningmu turned to open Li Jingmo's chat box again.

Ran Ningmu: Heck, are you there?ask you something

Li Jingmo:? ? ?What tone is this?Don't you usually say everything directly?I was terrified to suddenly be so serious! [panic] [panic]

Ran Ningmu: ...

Ran Ningmu: My grandma?

Li Jingmo:?

Li Jingmo:? ? ?

Li Jingmo:? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Li Jingmo: Hey!Where did the evildoer dare to steal my brother's account number!It's not too late to show its original shape!

Ran Ningmu: ...

Ran Ningmu: Forget it, pretend I didn’t say anything

After exiting the chat box, Ran Ningmu raised his hand and touched his handsome face, with a momentary confusion on his expression.

Don't you just ask me if I look like a little milk dog... Is it really so scary?

At this time, the roommate yelled: "Fuck, Zhuge Liang, are you a meituan takeaway rider? You can deliver it like this! A dog in the middle is better than you! Do you know why Baidu can't find you??? Because of you Go to Sogou, idiot!!!”

Ran Ningmu was taken aback.

Yes, Baidu.

Ran Ningmu turned around and went to Baidu to search the characteristics of the little milk dog, and finally concluded the following points.

One, young age.

Ran Ningmu thought, he just turned 18 this year, which happens to be the bottom line for dating, so he must be young enough.

jump over.

Second, youthful feeling.

Ran Ningmu looked at her canine teeth and dimples in the mirror.

Well, there is nothing more juvenile than tiger teeth and dimples, it is perfect, skip skip.

Three, it's sweet to smile.

Ran Ningmu turned his head and smiled at the mirror again, successfully numb himself.

Hiss, sweet, sweet, skip it quickly.

Four, good looking.

Tsk, isn't this nonsense?

Ran Ningmu didn't even look in the mirror, so she just skipped over.

Fifth, act coquettishly and cuddly.

Ran Ningmu was stunned.

For a moment, his expression was colorful and colorful (?) so wonderful, and finally slowly returned to calm.

this……

Let yourself be free.

Only a coquettish girl who can show love can be a master.

The cuteness who sells love, Fang took off his virginity.

For the senior, he can do it!

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The author has something to say:

Lemon: Isn't it just cute, heh, it's so simple, watch me perform a live performance.

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Lemon: ο(=ω＜=)☆Da~

Grapefruit: ... Poof.

A certain one rushed over in annoyance——

Lemon: Brother!You mustn't laugh! /////