I Pretend to Be Good, You Pretend to Be Pure

They agreed to eat boiled fish, but when the two came to the third dining hall and saw the line of boiled fish that was more than ten meters long in the shape of a snake, they left decisively, picked up the plates instead, and went to the buffet honestly.

Unexpectedly, when swiping the card, the two had an accidental dispute.

Ran Ningmu: "Let me do the brushing. It is agreed that I will treat the senior to dinner."

An Youxi also recalled it at this time, and immediately grasped the loopholes in Ran Ningmu's words: "Obviously I accidentally hit you, and I should treat you to apologize, not to mention you helped me, why? Can I let you brush it? Then I must come!"

Aunt in the cafeteria: "Oh, these two guys are too polite, anyone can pay, don't make the students behind wait in a hurry."

An Youxi: "Okay, okay, sorry, Auntie, I'll do it right away."

Ran Ningmu's card was thrown in his schoolbag by him, and the schoolbag was carried on his back, so Ran Ningmu carried the plate with one hand, and fumbled for the bag behind his back with the other, making it very difficult to move.

It was An Youxi who was one step faster, directly took out a card from his pocket, and pressed it on the credit card machine.

He turned his head and smiled gracefully at Ran Ningmu: "You don't need to look for it, I've already done it for you—"

Aunt in the cafeteria: "Hey classmate, why did you get a water card! We can't provide bath water here!"

Ah, the simple and honest canteen auntie, the voice is really loud.

Amidst the laughter of the students around her, An Youxi hurriedly put the water card back into her trouser pocket.

hateful! /////

"...cough, I'll do it." Ran Ningmu glanced at An Youxi's red face, first helped An Youxi swipe his card, and told him to go get dinner quickly.

"Thank you." An Youxi buried her head and buzzed a few times, and Ma Liu got out of the team.

Canteen Auntie No. 2 watched An Youxi walk over with a smile, then waved her big hand, and dug a big shovel of rice for An Youxi. There was a pile of steaming white rice, like a hill, and she patted it down hard. , flattened the meal for him, and said: "Oh, isn't it just that the invitation to dinner is not successful? At worst, please come back from your next meal, and then remember to come to Auntie's side for self-help!"

An Youxi felt her hand sink, as if she was carrying a plate of bricks... No, it's not bricks, but the love from the cafeteria auntie.

He smiled with difficulty: "Thank you, Auntie, I will definitely come here often in the future."

……

After Ran Ningmu finished his meal, he had to find a seat to sit down.

It was the peak time for dining in the cafeteria at this time, and it was crowded, so it should be difficult to find a seat, but An Youxi was very experienced.

He aimed at the pair of boys who cooked the rice the fastest, and then stood behind them with a plate, his eyes locked on the rice in his mouth.

The two boys were chatting and laughing, but An Youxi stared at them like a thorn, and immediately stopped talking and chatting, and the speed of cooking directly doubled.

When the pair of boys picked up the empty plate, just as their buttocks got off the stool, An Youxi pressed down the Ran Ningmu that was always ready at any time, and then she went to sit opposite Ran Ningmu.

"..." The two boys stared at An Youxi's back in dumbfounded, as if they didn't expect this beautiful little fairy to operate so flamboyantly.

An Youxi noticed that Ran Ningmu was staring at her, and she was a little embarrassed: "Actually, I don't usually do this, it's just because I'm in the cafeteria..."

Help, I'm used to grabbing seats, I forgot that Ran Ningmu was still there... Would he think I'm a domineering and uneducated person?

"I know," Ran Ningmu smiled softly, "otherwise, I wouldn't be able to find a seat. If it wasn't for the senior, I would have to eat standing up. The senior is really smart, not only smart, but also a good person."

An Youxi blushed, lowered her head and bit the tip of her chopsticks: "No, no, you're welcome..."

You are a good person, look at this sweet little mouth, like an angel...

The expressions of the two boys changed, as if they were suffocated by the sour smell fermented by something, and they were run away by gay.

Sitting next to An Youxi was a senior school girl who was eating chicken drumstick rice.

After seeing An Youxi and Ran Ningmu coming over, the junior girl's cooking slowed down significantly. She took a chopstick in one hand and cut it with difficulty, gnawing the chicken leg into a Michelin steak.

Through her modus operandi, An Youxi guessed that this should be a primary school girl from the Academy of Animal Sciences.

It's really easy to learn, he said with emotion, and he remembered to practice dissection just after school started.

At this time, Ran Ningmu noticed the portion on An Youxi's plate, and widened her eyes slightly: "Senior...can you finish this?"

An Youxi was digging her own vegetables in the rice like a treasure, when she heard this, she blurted out, "Why don't you share some of it for me?"

Ran Ningmu was obviously taken aback for a moment, but An Youxi immediately regretted it the moment she said this.

How could someone invite his male god to eat more rice than he could finish? What was he thinking?Just eat your own brains too!

"Sorry, I was kidding, let's continue eating—"

"Okay," Ran Ningmu picked up An Youxi's plate without saying a word, took some of the other's rice onto his own plate with chopsticks, and raised his head to ask An Youxi, "Is this enough? I'll pour it for you if it's not enough." go back."

God, Ran Ningmu, he is really an angel!

An Youxi almost cried on the spot: "Enough is enough, thank you."

"..." The school girl next to her stared at them, the chicken leg in her mouth almost fell into the bowl.

An Youxi took the plate back devoutly, and looked at the black pepper beef tenderloin that finally surfaced on the plate with tears in her eyes, and suddenly had an idea, and took the biggest piece of it to Ran Ningmu: "Although we didn't eat it today Boiled fish, but the buffet in the Three Canteens is also very delicious, especially beef tenderloin with black pepper, the soup is very thick, you must try it!"

"Thank you," Ran Ningmu said, paused, then picked up a huge snowflake chicken tenderloin from his own plate and put it on An Youxi's rice, "This chicken tenderloin is delicious, you should try it too. "

An Youxi was taken aback, and hesitantly picked up a piece of boneless fried chicken: "This fried chicken is also delicious, let me try it."

Ran Ningmu frowned slightly, and not to be outdone, took back a piece of crispy chicken nugget: "This chicken nugget is also delicious, I'll give you a taste too."

An Youxi also frowned, and aggressively grabbed a piece of sweet and sour pork ribs: "This rib is also good! Try it!"

Ran Ningmu took a deep breath, directly spooned the custard into An Youxi's plate, and said, "This custard is also very good! Senior, you must try it!"

An Youxi's eyes widened, and she just picked up the plate and poured the curry into Ran Ningmu's plate, gritting her teeth word by word: "This curry is also super delicious! Junior, you must try it!"

The two swords and swords, you come and go, chopsticks and plates dance in the air.

Five minutes later, An Youxi took a closer look. Except for the rice, the items on their plates had not changed, and all the other dishes had been swapped.

Ah, this strange desire to win.

The scene suddenly fell into embarrassment.

An Youxi said weakly: "How about... let's swap the plates and get the dishes back?"

Ran Ningmu was silent for two seconds, nodded, and after switching the plates, he still didn't forget to put the extra rice from An Youxi back on his own plate.

"..." The chicken leg in the mouth of the junior girl next to her fell into the plate, and she wondered if the two handsome guys had that serious illness.

……

Because the aunt in the cafeteria was too honest, they both had enough to eat in the end.

After the meal, the two wobbled back to the dormitory with their stomachs full of food.

Only then did An Youxi realize that Ran Ningmu actually lived in the building opposite her.

Maybe it was because the freshman left early and returned late, and his time did not match. It has been several days since school started, and the two of them have never met each other.

An Youxi couldn't help being a little annoyed, if he could get up earlier, maybe he would have known Ran Ningmu as early as the beginning of school.

But after the annoyance, it was more of a secret joy.

One step closer to the male god, happy!

Ran Ningmu stared at An Youxi's face: "Senior, if there's nothing else, then I'll go back?"

That being said, his legs were welded to the ground and he didn't move. It didn't look like he wanted to go back.

"Wait, I have a question." An Youxi stopped Ran Ningmu, who actually didn't want to leave, her eyes drifted to the side, a little nervous, "You, do you have an appointment for dinner?"

Ran Ningmu quickly said: "No!"

"That's great," An Youxi breathed a sigh of relief. He looked at Ran Ningmu, his beautiful peach blossom eyes curved into crescent-like arcs, "I'll treat you to the dinner tonight. You can't tell me this time." Robbed."

Ran Ningmu was dazzled, rolled his Adam's apple suspiciously, and smiled: "Then senior, remember to bring your meal card this time."

When he said this, he lowered his head slightly, and his lips were next to An Youxi's ear.

An Youxi could even feel a slight air rushing into her ears, warm and soft.

The ending sound is frivolous and rising, with a bit of a bad taste.

Maybe it's an illusion.

"I know." An Youxi blushed a little, and pushed him lightly, "Go back and rest quickly, you have military training in the afternoon."

How could he deliberately tease himself for such a simple person?Yes, I just want to remind myself to remember to bring my meal card.

Ran Ningmu turned back while walking: "Will you continue to come over to take pictures in the afternoon?"

An Youxi: "Yes, yes, you go back quickly, see you in the afternoon."

Ran Ningmu: "See you in the afternoon."

An Youxi stood downstairs with a smile, quietly watching Ran Ningmu's figure slowly disappear into the opposite corridor in three steps and one turn. As soon as she turned around, she met five or six heads protruding from the dormitory building behind her.

Those heads met An Youxi's eyes, like a gopher shrinking back when it saw a hammer.

An Youxi: "..."

What the hell?

An Youxi went upstairs inexplicably, but as soon as he entered the room, his roommate pointed at him with great joy: "Hahahahahayouzi, what the hell are you and that freshman doing in the cafeteria? Are you going to laugh at me to death and inherit my sixth grade test questions?" ?"

An Youxi froze.

"Go to the forum and have a look! The post has been floating on the homepage for half an hour!"

An Youxi quickly opened the forum.

Sure enough, as my roommate said, the homepage clearly bears my and Ran Ningmu's names.

It has been discussed for hundreds of floors, and it is so popular that it looks like someone is getting married. It looks quite festive.

Title: I had the honor of eating at the same table with ayx and rnm in the third cafeteria at noon. I just want to ask when did these two schoolgirls get together?Isn't it only two or three days since school started? Ayx started too fast, right? ?Can you still leave a chance/foundation for the majority of college sisters and seniors? ? ?

The author has something to say:

Drumstick Girl: Thank you for the hospitality, today’s doglegs...no, chicken food...nor, chicken legs are so delicious^_^

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