I Pretend to Be Good, You Pretend to Be Pure
Chapter 26 Spine peers: The scapula is the trace of the wings.
Sitting in the driver's seat, Ran Ningmu took the time to reach out and stroke An Youxi's hair, holding back her laughter until her shoulders trembled.
An Youxi grabbed Ran Ningmu's hand and bit it sadly, lay down in the passenger seat tremblingly and pointed to the road in front of her: "Mumu, take me directly to the crematorium, I want to burn grapefruit. "
"You think too seriously," Ran Ningmu turned her eyes back to the road ahead, and tried to comfort her with a smile, "Didn't you say that the director's character is still trustworthy? Then she said it has been deleted, then It must have been deleted, so don’t think too much about it, isn’t it just that the kissing was overheard by the little girl? You can see that there are so many hugging and kissing every night below our dormitory building, and it’s just for others to see.
"To be more serious, what if the audio really spread? It was just a kiss, and we didn't do anything more extreme. Don't be so nervous. Didn't the little girl still praise you for a nice kiss? You think we are also acting in a radio drama, we played a couple of protagonists, who spread honey, lemon and grapefruit candy to a wider world, right?"
An Youxi: "..."
Fuck it makes sense, why didn't he think that there was such a way of thinking.
An Youxi suddenly revived and became a lively grapefruit again.
He has always been more wary of the Internet, otherwise it would be impossible for him to have no exposure for eight years.
After the audio was sent out, he only thought that the intimate behavior between himself and Lao Gong was exposed on the Internet, but he never thought that he was the "experienced" Da Da in radio dramas, and even played H. I don't know how many, a What is a kiss without even chewing on the neck?
His thoughts just now were indeed rigid.But I really didn't expect Ran Ningmu to be so open-minded, and he could also think that kissing is also a radio drama.
Oops, I suddenly feel a little regretful and asked the director to delete it, what should I do?But it's too weird to post it now.Alas, what a pity.
An Youxi was successfully comforted by Ran Ningmu to live. Not only did she live, but she also had a secret pleasure of showing her affection in front of strangers across the Internet. She was almost on the verge of accepting the invitation of director H's small theater.
Luckily, An Youxi came back even after a wave.
Just kidding, he and his old Gong didn't even hit a home run in reality, so why should they show it to others?
Yuzu: I don’t need this one, I’m always going to be jealous
Director: Wow, it's so sweet!Then you are not worthy of H in the future?Don't, you're such a prodigal!It's a pity for Congliang!It simply makes us old-fashioned people regret for life!
"..." An Youxi thought that this little girl's words were really straightforward, but thinking about it, she could do whatever she wanted when she was single, but now that he has a veteran, how could he be with other strange men? What about online?
To judge others by oneself, if Ran Ningmu did this and that with other little shou on the Internet... that's fine, just imagining the whole grapefruit is about to burst.
Yuzu: That's right, I officially quit the H circle starting today, and the resources about me in your hands will be out of print in the future.
After throwing a small bomb, Yuzu ignored the wailing director and told Toast about her decision.
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Ran Ningmu returned the car to the familiar man at the school gate, and then held hands with An Youxi, and stepped into the school gate openly.
This date can be said to be full of rewards. The atmosphere of the two seems to have come back from an advanced stage. While holding hands, the honey, lemon, grapefruit sugar in the air is seriously saturated with sugar, causing the passing girls to cover their mouths and turn around to steal. Laughing, even when they got to the dormitory downstairs, they were reluctant to part, so Ran Ningmu took An Youxi to the most popular kissing corner for couples that he said on the road, "There are so many hugging and kissing together every night below our dormitory building", Then hug An Youxi and kiss her.
An Youxi returned to the dormitory with a happy face, took out the flower cake and stuffed it into the arms of her roommate: "Here, eat honeymoon candy."
"Wow, there are still gifts!" The roommate unpacked the flower cakes in a hurry, and was shocked again, "You didn't make this yourself, did you?"
"Hmmmm~"
"Awesome!...It's really delicious when I go there, it's amazing," the roommate couldn't help staring at An Youxi's mouth and whispered twice while covering his mouth, "This is a little People with milk dogs are just different, French kisses down here in the morning, I really enjoy it." He looked at An Youxi's walking posture: "Your legs walk quite neatly."
An Youxi was puzzled: "Although I run 1000 meters is rubbish, but daily walking is enough."
"Hey, I didn't mean that," the roommate quickly finished the last two bites, dragged the chair over, wiped his mouth, and said with a wretched smile, "Didn't you spend the night outside last night? So did you... That?" As he said that, the roommate stretched out his palms and clapped them, making a crackling sound.
An Youxi is really...
It's hard not to understand for a second.
An Youxi had a complicated expression: "You really have enough image."
"Oh, please don't pay attention to these details, tell me quickly, do you two have sex?"
An Youxi gave him a melancholy look: "Do you think Ran Ningmu will allow me to come back to the dormitory alone if we get together?"
The roommate felt reasonable: "Then I can't wait for the princess to hug you up and keep you in my pocket all the time and not allow you to go to the ground."
"Right," An Youxi threw herself into the quilt with a disheartened face, "So it's really the case, it's just that nothing happened."
The roommate sighed: "Then you can hold back! It doesn't look like your character at all!"
In fact, from the point of view of her roommate, it was incredible that An Youxi was able to spend nearly half a month before being with Ran Ningmu.
It is even more incredible to hear that Ran Ningmu confessed.
According to An Youxi's usual virtues, within a week she would absolutely have to go straight to her.
An Youxi cried and said, "I can't help it. If Ran Ningmu doesn't take the initiative, it will be inconvenient for me to take the initiative. My avatar is still there."
Roommate: "Then you can seduce. Seduce secretly! Isn't there a word that has become very popular on the Internet in recent years? What is it called? Oh, yes, you are fishing so much in your circle. How come it won’t happen in real life?”
An Youxi felt that her reputation of being lured by fishing was insulted: "You know I didn't catch it? If I work hard, we probably won't even be able to hit a bo'er when we go out this trip."
The roommate was stalked for a while: "Well, you're a good old man. Isn't it the National Day soon? See if you can get your old man out again, and find a chance to get things done in one go! "
An Youxi was dumbfounded by her roommate's tone of doing things as if she was going to kill someone, but what she said was true, but it was a pity: "But the National Day has been arranged, I have to accompany my sister to the xx district next door to attend the meeting meeting."
"When will your meeting start?"
"It seems to be the [-]th, let me see..." An Youxi turned on her phone and found the notification on the website, "Yes, it is from the [-]th to the [-]th, the last three days of the National Day."
"That's not right," the roommate slapped his thigh, "You can go out with your old Gong for three days first, and then go to the meeting in the last three days. Even if you don't go out, you can just stay in school. Anyway, Hua and I Son, they are going home for the National Day, so I will give you two private space, as long as you don’t have sex in the dormitory, you two can hug each other.”
An Youxi was really shocked by this straight single man who is like a master of feelings: "But I don't know if he has other arrangements for the National Day..."
"Then ask quickly, ask now!" The roommate didn't know if it was because he was single, and he always paid special attention to the relationship development of An Youxi and his wife.
An Youxi didn't understand that this was actually something similar to a father's love, and it was a cultivated sense of satisfaction from watching her son reap happiness after getting married.
An Youxi only felt that her roommate was worthy of being her own family, and that she was really helpful at the critical moment, so she immediately took out her phone and sent Ran Ningmu a message.
……
At the same time, Ran Ningmu, who had just arrived in the classroom, was replying to Li Jingmo's message.
Li Jingmo: You should still remember that our next provincial competition will be held in your xx district, right?
Ran Ningmu was taken aback: What game?
Li Jingmo: I knew it!You have a real wife now, how can you still remember the little wife who showed love during the summer vacation!
Ran Ningmu remembered instantly, frowned and replied: Nonsense, it's obviously my son!Brother Ta already recognized his mother yesterday!
Ran Ningmu fell in love with motorcycles during the summer vacation. After two months of studying with a teacher, he also took part in a city-level competition held privately by not-so-regular motorcycle enthusiasts. He accidentally led the team to win the "Underground Locomotive He won the title of "King" and was promoted to the province.
The little wife in Li Jingmo's mouth refers to Ran Ningmu's beloved motorcycle.Of course, Ran Ningmu had many wives before this, such as skateboarding, fencing, racing cars, guitars, drum kits, etc. Among them, the guitar is the longest, and the others are all dewy.
Li Jingmo was confused: Who is his brother?
Ran Ningmu: 5000 million
Li Jingmo was even more confused: Who is the 5000 million?
Ran Ningmu: Tsk, Silbert
Li Jingmo: ... the name is real!
Didn't it just cost 5000 million to buy it!
Ran Ningmu showed off: Of course, this is what the child's mother took
Li Jingmo wanted to return the child to his mother, but there are too many sons that your wife didn't recognize and came home.
Li Jingmo: The game will start on 10.4, and the location will be in District xx. When the time comes, go directly to the competition venue to gather. Don’t forget me again.
Ran Ningmu: OjbK
Li Jingmo: By the way, does your wife want to come and play together?I haven't seen your wife in real life yet.
Ran Ningmu paused: No, he is not used to such scenes
Li Jingmo thought the same thing, the place was smoky, looking at the photos, my sister-in-law was such a cold person, she definitely wouldn't like it.
Li Jingmo: All right, see you later when I have a chance, I still have class, so I will leave first
Ran Ningmu: Well, 88
Unexpectedly, just as Ran Ningmu made an appointment with Li Jingmo, An Youxi suddenly sent a message.
An Youxi: Mumu, are you free for National Day?Shall we go out for two days?
Ran Ningmu: "!!!" Shit, is it too late for him to retire now? !
Of course I want to think this way, I definitely can't do this, this is not a game for him alone, the brothers in his team are all waiting.
Ran Ningmu: I'm sorry, brother, I have to go out for the National Day, I'm really really sorry
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in the dormitory.
An Youxi knelt and kowtowed under the quilt: "Wow, he really has an appointment for the National Day!"
The roommate quickly comforted: "It's okay, it's okay, just ask him when the tickets will be available. There are seven full days of National Day, so maybe there is still a chance."
Yes, he still has a chance!An Youxi cheered up again: Then when are you leaving?
Ran Ningmu: I will leave on the [-]th
An Youxi said loudly: "He said he would leave on the [-]th! What a coincidence, I just have time for the first three days!"
Roommate: "Hurry up, make another appointment!"
An Youxi hurriedly sent a message: Then you want to hang out with me from the [-]st to the [-]rd?It just so happens that I am going to accompany my sister to the meet and greet on the [-]th. I am free for the first three days
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In classrooms.
Ran Ningmu slammed on the table suddenly, scaring the students around him so much that they didn't dare to say anything, and hurriedly asked in various places if Honey Lemon Grapefruit had changed his mind.
Although the race only started on the fourth day, he hadn't touched the motorcycle since he entered college, so he had to take advantage of the first three days to get his hands back quickly.
Isn't the time too coincidental? !
Ran Ningmu typed with tears in her eyes: I'm sorry, I have to go out on errands for the first three days, so I may not be able to accompany you
Suddenly I don't want this son anymore!
Everything that hinders him from falling in love with his wife is not a good thing!
……
in the dormitory.
An Youxi suddenly slammed into the quilt, and her roommate hurried up and asked, "What's the matter? What's the matter?"
An Youxi buried herself in the quilt and said sullenly, "He said he was busy for the past three days..."
Now even the roommate has no idea, and can only pat him on the back to comfort him: "It's okay, it's just a National Day, you still have a long time, and you will definitely be able to spend many National Days together in the future."
Although both of them know that "it's still long" is a lie.
If you don't take off the vest for a day, you will always wear the time bomb on your body. Maybe one day there will be a sudden bang, and the mirror will be completely shattered.
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Although Ran Ningmu has been relatively busy these two days, he still has all the text messages and phone calls he should have every day. In order to make up for his regret of not being able to accompany An Youxi during the National Day, he even sang to lull An Youxi to sleep every day. In the middle of the night, he secretly downloaded all the radio dramas he had previously dubbed and listened to them one by one.
An Youxi's guess was right. Ran Ningmu, a novice in radio dramas, doesn't know how to search for resources at all, he only searches from the official APP that specializes in listening to radio dramas, and the ones that can be published are guaranteed to be as pure as a piece of white paper, almost even kissing. Hearing that, Ran Ningmu sighed even more that his wife is such a pure, sweet and charming woman.
But the lines in it are too touching, right?There seems to be a label of "Temptation" hanging in the column of human settings.
It is said that his wife is really tempting sometimes, and she often inadvertently seduces him all over the body. It was the first time the princess hugged his neck, then it was the time she taught him to skateboard, and then she went to his dormitory to take a shower. , that time when I touched my Adam's apple, that time when I kissed for the first time, that time when I fell off the horse...
In the words on the Internet, this seems to be called a natural fishing system?
However, Ran Ningmu didn't know that he was right about the two "fishing system", but the word "natural" was open to question.
While Ran Ningmu was listening to An Youxi's radio drama, and spent the lonely snowy nights, An Youxi was also lying on the cold bed at the same moment, listening quietly to the recordings recorded on her mobile phone. Ran Ningmu's singing voice is bright and sad countless times.
Originally thought that the first three days of the National Day would pass like this, but unexpectedly on the night of the third day, there was a sudden knock on the door of the dormitory.
An Youxi murmured in her heart, who could it be at such a late night, the moment she opened the door, she was suddenly hugged into a cold embrace.
"Mumu!" An Youxi raised her head and looked at Ran Ningmu in surprise, "Why are you here now?"
Ran Ningmu let go of her hands, and pushed An Youxi back into the room with a smile: "Brother, hurry up and change your clothes and put on a pair of sneakers. I'll take you to a place. Maybe you won’t be able to go to the toilet.”
An Youxi: "...?"
It was only after she was far away that An Youxi could see clearly that Ran Ningmu was carrying an oversized backpack on his back, and was also carrying large and small cloth bags in his arms, as if he was about to move.
After putting on her shoes, An Youxi naturally put her hand into Ran Ningmu's outstretched palm, and asked curiously, "It's so late, where are you taking me?"
Ran Ningmu took his hand and strode forward: "You will know when we arrive, this is a surprise!"
This sentence seems familiar?
Oh, he remembered, after Ran Ningmu said this last time, he took him to torture the dog.
An Youxi: "..." How should I put it?Suddenly I didn't expect much.
Sometimes Ran Ningmu's brain circuits are really unusual. Although An Youxi and Ran Ningmu have been dating for a while, they still can't figure out what he's thinking, so they can only silently hope that this time it will be a real surprise.
The National Day holiday started, most of the people in the school had left, the streets at night were sparsely populated, and the whole school seemed empty.
The two walked hand in hand under the dim street lamps, and were pulled out of black silhouettes one after another, passing by the pond full of fishy and salty smell in the Department of Animal Sciences, and across the vast field of the Agricultural College where the frogs sang loudly.
A certain moment when the summer wind blew past, An Youxi's eyes suddenly opened up, and she was surprised to find that Ran Ningmu had brought her to a high slope. Behind her was a dark and dense forest, and in front of her was a dimly lit house. The residential area on campus and the student dormitories with sporadic lights, An Youxi even saw the dormitory building where he and Ran Ningmu lived.
An Youxi was so shocked that she couldn't speak, it took her a long time to wake up suddenly, and she almost jumped up and down in front of Ran Ningmu: "My God, how did you find this place? I live in this school I didn’t know there was such a place for more than three years!”
"How? Let me say it was a surprise. I discovered this by accident. From today onwards, it will be our secret base."
While talking proudly, Ran Ningmu took off all the things on his body. The cloth bag was thrown on the grass, and the huge travel bag on his back was pulled open, and there were tents and quilts inside!
An Youxi said in disbelief, "Are we going to spend the night here?"
"Yes, is it exciting enough? Guaranteed to be no worse than your trip outside." Ran Ningmu set up the tent in twos and twos, and the big guy with a diameter of two or three meters was as obedient as a smaller children's toy under Ran Ningmu's strong arms .
"It's really exciting..." An Youxi stared at his movements with eyes full of amazement, "Aren't you too good? How can you even know how to build a tent? Is there anything in the world that you don't know?"
Ran Ningmu was blown away by the praise: "It's nothing. I used to travel a lot. Setting up a tent is a basic skill. I can also climb mountains, climb rocks, ride horses, archery and hunt!"
It may be because two-dimensional creatures have a more or less hidden longing for the three-dimensional, and the socially powerful three-dimensional is now full of two-dimensional creatures, shining like stars, out of reach.
An Youxi is just such a two-dimensional creature, like a bunny with autism who hides in her own small world and surfs happily, but when she goes out, she looks lonely and unattainable, making strangers who want to get close Rabbits were afraid, until one day a Mr. Wolf in rabbit skin moved in next door.
Mr. Wolf is handsome and gentle. He takes little rabbits to play skateboards, soak in cold springs, take sauna, drive supercars, pick roses, teach little rabbits to speak Ukrainian, sing love songs for little rabbits in full view of the rabbits, and even accompany little rabbits. Rabbit watches his favorite anime.
Who wouldn't love Mr. Wolf like this?
Anyway, the little rabbit can't.
So the little rabbit is finally willing to jump out of his rabbit hole.
Bunny is in love.
"It's really super amazing!" An Youxi's cheeks were flushed with excitement, her eyes were brighter than the stars in the sky, "This is something I can only see in novels!"
Now the thick-skinned Ran Ningmu couldn't bear it anymore, avoiding An Youxi's scorching gaze, and unconsciously scratched his face with his fingers: "Do you want to eat barbecue?"
"You even brought barbecue here?!" An Youxi couldn't believe it.Is this person the Doraemon Chengjing written by Fujio?
"Shh, keep your voice down, this thing is forbidden in school, I secretly hid it," Ran Ningmu looked around vigilantly, holding An Youxi's hand and said, as if someone would really find out , "I'll take you to see it!"
An Youxi imitated Ran Ningmu and shrunk her shoulders. The dog sneaked into the woods and dragged the grill out lightly. Along the way, it disturbed many sleeping animals. There was a chubby field mouse on the run. After driving for more than ten meters, I looked back boldly, as if I was trying to tell whether these two were real dogs or human couple dogs.
The ingredients are stored in a portable freezer, and the portion is just enough for two people. There are some very simple ingredients inside, which are easy to bake and eat. In addition, there are several bottles of bottled drinks frozen, and the seasonings are also packed in small cloth bags. , tied to the handle of the freezer, the preparation is very adequate.
The red fire snake rose quickly, and the misty black smoke rose straight up in the windless dark night, and the flames made a crackling sound like candy paper.
Ran Ningmu laid out a carpet on the grass, An Youxi took off her shoes, sat kneeling on it for a while, then sat sideways for a while, changing positions repeatedly, no matter what, she couldn't get enough of it, and finally was dragged into her arms by Ran Ningmu. Then, the ass finally felt comfortable.
Perhaps influenced by Ran Ningmu's words of "it's forbidden in school", An Youxi felt like a little mouse stealing oil and water, eating carefully.
He took a bite first, then gave a bite to the big mouse behind him, then turned his head and took a bite from the skewer in the big mouse's hand, watching the big mouse gobble up the place where he bit off, and then took it with satisfaction. Pick up the next string.
The two of you wiped out all the food with one bite and one sticky bite.
After destroying the crime scene, An Youxi and Ran Ningmu lay side by side on the carpet to digest.
An Youxi touched her full belly, looked at the shining stars in the sky, and said with emotion: "We seem to be acting in a TV series."
Ran Ningmu answered quickly: "Then we must be acting in your favorite campus pure love TV series."
An Youxi: "..." Actually, what he likes the most are romantic and action movies.
An Youxi pondered: "If it's a campus pure love TV series, I think there's still something wrong with our posture."
Ran Ningmu thought for two seconds, and suddenly said: "I see." Then he got up and walked around to the side of An Youxi's head, pressed his head against An Youxi's as if facing the bed in a dormitory, and asked, "Now Does it feel more like it?"
An Youxi's expression ==: "No, I feel like a socialist brotherhood."
Ran Ningmu: Ah, this is so embarrassing.
"Then I'll move up." Ran Ningmu jumped up suddenly, and the back of his head hit An Youxi's head with a bang, An Youxi immediately gasped.
Ran Ningmu hurriedly stood up: "I'm sorry, brother, it's not my fault..."
"That's right."
Before Ran Ningmu finished speaking, An Youxi suddenly put her arms around Ran Ningmu's neck, and pressed his head against her shoulder, and An Youxi's head also pressed against Ran Ningmu's shoulder at the same time.
In this way, An Youxi and Ran Ningmu leaned into each other's shoulder sockets, lying on their backs on the ground in a 69 posture similar to Tai Chi.
The two people's ears are close to each other, and the ends of their hair rub against each other's hair ends. The sound of breathing and the temperature of each other are close at hand.
You can easily kiss each other's face with just a small sideways head.
An Youxi then turned her head to the side, just as Ran Ningmu also turned her head around, An Youxi saw Ran Ningmu's upside-down enlarged face, and couldn't help but burst out laughing: "You look so weird."
Ran Ningmu curled her lips and smiled: "But you are so beautiful."
An Youxi took a deep breath, barely suppressed the scream that was about to burst out of her throat, and forcefully squeezed out two shy words from her throat: "Nonsense."
No one is ET cute from this angle.
Obviously ugly.
Humph.
However, An Youxi said ugly in her heart, but her eyes were fixed on Ran Ningmu, she sniffed the lingering scent of Ran Ningmu that lingered on her nose, and bit her lips involuntarily.
Okay, I admit, my old Gong is the most invincible and handsome in the world even if he is upside down.
An Youxi didn't know that from Ran Ningmu's point of view, every single movement of her was infinitely magnified.
Ran Ningmu could clearly see An Youxi's ruddy lips biting lightly, and a little bit of scarlet tongue protruded from behind the white braided shell, quickly sweeping over her lips, as if deliberately seducing. .
Ran Ningmu breathed heavily: "Do you want to kiss?"
"Yes!" After An Youxi blurted out, she felt that she seemed a little too impatient, her cheeks blushed naturally, and she answered again like a meow, "...I mean, I want it."
Ran Ningmu took a deep breath, raised her hand and pressed the back of An Youxi's head down forcefully.
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……
I have to say that the feeling of kissing backwards is really amazing. What you think is the upper jaw is actually the lower jaw, and what you think is the top of the tongue is actually the bottom of the tongue.
Obviously they have kissed so many times, but the two of them are entangled in a mess like fighting with children, up and down, back and forth, silly and unclear.
The excitement is really exciting, and the difficulty is really high.
An Youxi: It's okay, it's okay, not to mention the panting that I learned so hard and gave it back to Ran Ningmu, just talking about it makes my saliva almost flow out.
An Youxi couldn't bear it anymore, so she instinctively stretched out her palm and pushed it forward.
Normally, An Youxi's action would be able to push to Ran Ningmu's chest, but now that they both adjusted their height, An Youxi's slap directly covered Ran Ningmu's eyes and nose, almost shutting Ran Ningmu to death.
Ran Ningmu quickly grabbed An Youxi's hand and kissed it, then asked in a hoarse voice, "Aren't you going to kiss?"
"No..." An Youxi's voice suddenly changed, and she seemed to be coyly saying, "Why don't you come back first, and continue kissing after you come back."
"Okay, then I'm back." Ran Ningmu held back a smile and touched An Youxi's face, lay down from the top of An Youxi's head back to An Youxi's side, and then hugged An Youxi's waist with his big hands, stuffed into his arms.
Come back and continue kissing.
……
……
The posture was finally right this time, and the progress was much smoother, but kissing and kissing, An Youxi, who was originally lying parallel to Ran Ningmu, somehow ran under Ran Ningmu again.
Ran Ningmu stared deeply at An Youxi from above, and after watching for a while, he suddenly sat up, bent one leg deliberately, and looked at him with a smile: "Do you want to play in the tent?"
An Youxi glanced at the sweat on Ran Ningmu's forehead, then at Ran Ningmu's bent legs, and finally landed on Ran Ningmu's perfect smile.
Sometimes he really admires Ran Ningmu.
This man with the spirit of steel, who can fight with Paul Kochagin, even in the face of his beautiful and delicious wife, can still put down the knife and fork without saying a word, and take a trip as soon as he says it.
Even if his plane is still paying tribute to the white clouds in the sky.
An Youxi patted her trouser legs and stood up: "Then go in."
It doesn't matter, there is still a whole night, he can't believe that he can't even eat a bite of meat.
……
This is a very expensive tent.
I asked the price, and sure enough, it was a brand of field sports specialty store that Ran Ningmu used to frequent when he went camping in the mountains. It cost about 10,000+ yuan.
Everyone has different values in terms of money. An Youxi has always known that there is a big gap between herself and Ran Ningmu, so she just murmured a little in her heart, and then quickly put it down.
The moment she got into the tent, An Youxi suddenly felt like she was going into the Alice rabbit hole.
Ran Ningmu's preparations were really adequate. A soft mattress was spread on the floor, with quilts and two pillows stacked on top of it. Stacked storage bags and a plastic bag for garbage were hung on the walls of the canopy. Each has a mushroom-shaped floor lamp, and in the middle of the tent, there is even an off-white foldable bed table!
This small, enclosed, and soft space is simply too safe!
An Youxi fell in love in one second, and in two seconds, her whole body melted limply in the mattress, turning and rolling like pancakes turning into essence.
He wants to feel the happiness that comes from 10 yuan of money piled up!
"Brother, do you want to watch anime together?" Ran Ningmu sat down with a tablet, supported An Youxi with his palm and rolled towards his head.
"Yes!" An Youxi rolled into Ran Ningmu's arms and sat down, eager to ask, "Then what are we watching today?"
"Let's continue watching "Students of the Same Grade". Isn't there a lot left to finish last time? We just finished watching it tonight." Ran Ningmu took out two from a huge storage bag not far away. The potato chip tube was stuffed into An Youxi's hand, "What flavor do you want?"
An Youxi was almost stunned by the successive surprises tonight, she picked up two potato chip tubes in a daze, looked with her left hand, hey, it tasted like grapefruit, looked at her right hand, oh~ it turns out It's lime flavored.
Then there is still a choice?
An Youxi said without hesitation: "I want to eat lime flavor!" I want to eat your big lemon!
However, it was the first time I saw An Youxi's grapefruit-flavored potato chips. He reasonably suspected that Ran Ningmu bought them on purpose just to tease him.
Ran Ningmu smiled lowly, and took the lime-flavored potato chips out of An Youxi's hand: "It just so happens that I like grapefruit-flavored chips the most."
Look, Ran Ningmu really did it on purpose, he just wanted to eat me on purpose.
This damn delicious man, how many surprises do you have that I don't know?Um?
But didn't I just say I wanted lime flavor?Why did he take my potato chips?
Ran Ningmu immediately told An Youxi what a colorful man he was with his strength.
Because the next moment, Ran Ningmu opened the lime-flavored potato chip box in his hand, picked up a piece and put it near An Youxi's mouth: "Brother, open your mouth, ah—"
An Youxi: So that's it. Not only did he want to eat me on purpose, but he also wanted to cruelly let me feed myself to him.Tsk, the city can play.
An Youxi swallowed the potato chips on Ran Ningmu's fingertips in one mouthful, quickly brushed her tongue over Ran Ningmu's fingertips as if inadvertently, and then moved her mouth casually with the potato chips in her mouth before Ran Ningmu could react. .
Of course, An Youxi felt a little stiffness behind her body.
From the corner of his eyes, he saw that after Ran Ningmu retracted his fingers, he involuntarily squeezed his two fingers together and rubbed them slightly, showing a heart-wrenching reaction.
After successfully pulling back a victory, An Youxi twitched the corners of her mouth happily, and turned her gaze to the screen.
The plot continues from the first kiss of the two protagonists.
Outside of the plot, Ran Ningmu hugged An Youxi in her arms, resting her head on An Youxi's shoulder, holding a bucket of lime-flavored potato chips in her hand, feeding An Youxi piece by piece.
An Youxi was holding a bucket of grapefruit-flavored potato chips in her hand, and after Ran Ningmu fed them to herself, she picked up a piece to reciprocate.
After a few minutes, the singing of the students' chorus competition started slowly along with the crackling of An Youxi and Ran Ningmu chewing potato chips.
In this episode, the blond male protagonist thought that the black-haired male protagonist was singing well for the music teacher, so he was so sad that he shed tears in front of all the teachers and students in the school, and then rushed out of the classroom, and then the black-haired male protagonist also rushed out. classroom, and then the two quickly cleared up the misunderstanding. The blonde male protagonist confessed to the black-haired male protagonist, and pressed the black-haired male protagonist against the wall of the warehouse to kiss.
Ran Ningmu pointed at the two kissing people on the screen with the hand holding the potato chips: "They are kissing."
An Youxi: "...Yes." This should be obvious, right?
"Brother," Ran Ningmu suddenly hugged An Youxi into his arms, kissed An Youxi's ear and said coquettishly, "They have kissed, and I want to kiss too."
An Youxi's ears turned red, and the speed was as fast as Shanghai Maglev, and she whispered, "You can kiss if you want, and no one is stopping you."
"But I want to kiss in a different way."
"What... woohoo?"
The moment An Youxi turned his head, a piece of fragrant potato chips was handed over, and he opened his mouth reflexively to grab it, and then Ran Ningmu's head moved closer, and he opened his mouth to suck heavily on An Youxi's pouting mouth, and that's it. Bite off the potato chips in An Youxi's mouth.
"Just kiss like this." Ran Ningmu swallowed the potato chips in his mouth, squeezed the remaining lime flavor residue on his lips, and smiled at An Youxi.
An Youxi was dumbfounded.
Is this a townsman game?
It's too good, right? !You deserve to have such a beautiful wife as me!
However, although……
Really fun!
In a blink of an eye, the blonde male protagonist in the anime pressed the black-haired male protagonist under the umbrella to kiss again.
This time Ran Ningmu grabbed a piece of grapefruit-flavored potato chips by himself, then squeezed An Youxi's chin, handed the potato chips to his mouth and said, "Brother, I helped you just now
An Youxi grabbed Ran Ningmu's hand and bit it sadly, lay down in the passenger seat tremblingly and pointed to the road in front of her: "Mumu, take me directly to the crematorium, I want to burn grapefruit. "
"You think too seriously," Ran Ningmu turned her eyes back to the road ahead, and tried to comfort her with a smile, "Didn't you say that the director's character is still trustworthy? Then she said it has been deleted, then It must have been deleted, so don’t think too much about it, isn’t it just that the kissing was overheard by the little girl? You can see that there are so many hugging and kissing every night below our dormitory building, and it’s just for others to see.
"To be more serious, what if the audio really spread? It was just a kiss, and we didn't do anything more extreme. Don't be so nervous. Didn't the little girl still praise you for a nice kiss? You think we are also acting in a radio drama, we played a couple of protagonists, who spread honey, lemon and grapefruit candy to a wider world, right?"
An Youxi: "..."
Fuck it makes sense, why didn't he think that there was such a way of thinking.
An Youxi suddenly revived and became a lively grapefruit again.
He has always been more wary of the Internet, otherwise it would be impossible for him to have no exposure for eight years.
After the audio was sent out, he only thought that the intimate behavior between himself and Lao Gong was exposed on the Internet, but he never thought that he was the "experienced" Da Da in radio dramas, and even played H. I don't know how many, a What is a kiss without even chewing on the neck?
His thoughts just now were indeed rigid.But I really didn't expect Ran Ningmu to be so open-minded, and he could also think that kissing is also a radio drama.
Oops, I suddenly feel a little regretful and asked the director to delete it, what should I do?But it's too weird to post it now.Alas, what a pity.
An Youxi was successfully comforted by Ran Ningmu to live. Not only did she live, but she also had a secret pleasure of showing her affection in front of strangers across the Internet. She was almost on the verge of accepting the invitation of director H's small theater.
Luckily, An Youxi came back even after a wave.
Just kidding, he and his old Gong didn't even hit a home run in reality, so why should they show it to others?
Yuzu: I don’t need this one, I’m always going to be jealous
Director: Wow, it's so sweet!Then you are not worthy of H in the future?Don't, you're such a prodigal!It's a pity for Congliang!It simply makes us old-fashioned people regret for life!
"..." An Youxi thought that this little girl's words were really straightforward, but thinking about it, she could do whatever she wanted when she was single, but now that he has a veteran, how could he be with other strange men? What about online?
To judge others by oneself, if Ran Ningmu did this and that with other little shou on the Internet... that's fine, just imagining the whole grapefruit is about to burst.
Yuzu: That's right, I officially quit the H circle starting today, and the resources about me in your hands will be out of print in the future.
After throwing a small bomb, Yuzu ignored the wailing director and told Toast about her decision.
……
Ran Ningmu returned the car to the familiar man at the school gate, and then held hands with An Youxi, and stepped into the school gate openly.
This date can be said to be full of rewards. The atmosphere of the two seems to have come back from an advanced stage. While holding hands, the honey, lemon, grapefruit sugar in the air is seriously saturated with sugar, causing the passing girls to cover their mouths and turn around to steal. Laughing, even when they got to the dormitory downstairs, they were reluctant to part, so Ran Ningmu took An Youxi to the most popular kissing corner for couples that he said on the road, "There are so many hugging and kissing together every night below our dormitory building", Then hug An Youxi and kiss her.
An Youxi returned to the dormitory with a happy face, took out the flower cake and stuffed it into the arms of her roommate: "Here, eat honeymoon candy."
"Wow, there are still gifts!" The roommate unpacked the flower cakes in a hurry, and was shocked again, "You didn't make this yourself, did you?"
"Hmmmm~"
"Awesome!...It's really delicious when I go there, it's amazing," the roommate couldn't help staring at An Youxi's mouth and whispered twice while covering his mouth, "This is a little People with milk dogs are just different, French kisses down here in the morning, I really enjoy it." He looked at An Youxi's walking posture: "Your legs walk quite neatly."
An Youxi was puzzled: "Although I run 1000 meters is rubbish, but daily walking is enough."
"Hey, I didn't mean that," the roommate quickly finished the last two bites, dragged the chair over, wiped his mouth, and said with a wretched smile, "Didn't you spend the night outside last night? So did you... That?" As he said that, the roommate stretched out his palms and clapped them, making a crackling sound.
An Youxi is really...
It's hard not to understand for a second.
An Youxi had a complicated expression: "You really have enough image."
"Oh, please don't pay attention to these details, tell me quickly, do you two have sex?"
An Youxi gave him a melancholy look: "Do you think Ran Ningmu will allow me to come back to the dormitory alone if we get together?"
The roommate felt reasonable: "Then I can't wait for the princess to hug you up and keep you in my pocket all the time and not allow you to go to the ground."
"Right," An Youxi threw herself into the quilt with a disheartened face, "So it's really the case, it's just that nothing happened."
The roommate sighed: "Then you can hold back! It doesn't look like your character at all!"
In fact, from the point of view of her roommate, it was incredible that An Youxi was able to spend nearly half a month before being with Ran Ningmu.
It is even more incredible to hear that Ran Ningmu confessed.
According to An Youxi's usual virtues, within a week she would absolutely have to go straight to her.
An Youxi cried and said, "I can't help it. If Ran Ningmu doesn't take the initiative, it will be inconvenient for me to take the initiative. My avatar is still there."
Roommate: "Then you can seduce. Seduce secretly! Isn't there a word that has become very popular on the Internet in recent years? What is it called? Oh, yes, you are fishing so much in your circle. How come it won’t happen in real life?”
An Youxi felt that her reputation of being lured by fishing was insulted: "You know I didn't catch it? If I work hard, we probably won't even be able to hit a bo'er when we go out this trip."
The roommate was stalked for a while: "Well, you're a good old man. Isn't it the National Day soon? See if you can get your old man out again, and find a chance to get things done in one go! "
An Youxi was dumbfounded by her roommate's tone of doing things as if she was going to kill someone, but what she said was true, but it was a pity: "But the National Day has been arranged, I have to accompany my sister to the xx district next door to attend the meeting meeting."
"When will your meeting start?"
"It seems to be the [-]th, let me see..." An Youxi turned on her phone and found the notification on the website, "Yes, it is from the [-]th to the [-]th, the last three days of the National Day."
"That's not right," the roommate slapped his thigh, "You can go out with your old Gong for three days first, and then go to the meeting in the last three days. Even if you don't go out, you can just stay in school. Anyway, Hua and I Son, they are going home for the National Day, so I will give you two private space, as long as you don’t have sex in the dormitory, you two can hug each other.”
An Youxi was really shocked by this straight single man who is like a master of feelings: "But I don't know if he has other arrangements for the National Day..."
"Then ask quickly, ask now!" The roommate didn't know if it was because he was single, and he always paid special attention to the relationship development of An Youxi and his wife.
An Youxi didn't understand that this was actually something similar to a father's love, and it was a cultivated sense of satisfaction from watching her son reap happiness after getting married.
An Youxi only felt that her roommate was worthy of being her own family, and that she was really helpful at the critical moment, so she immediately took out her phone and sent Ran Ningmu a message.
……
At the same time, Ran Ningmu, who had just arrived in the classroom, was replying to Li Jingmo's message.
Li Jingmo: You should still remember that our next provincial competition will be held in your xx district, right?
Ran Ningmu was taken aback: What game?
Li Jingmo: I knew it!You have a real wife now, how can you still remember the little wife who showed love during the summer vacation!
Ran Ningmu remembered instantly, frowned and replied: Nonsense, it's obviously my son!Brother Ta already recognized his mother yesterday!
Ran Ningmu fell in love with motorcycles during the summer vacation. After two months of studying with a teacher, he also took part in a city-level competition held privately by not-so-regular motorcycle enthusiasts. He accidentally led the team to win the "Underground Locomotive He won the title of "King" and was promoted to the province.
The little wife in Li Jingmo's mouth refers to Ran Ningmu's beloved motorcycle.Of course, Ran Ningmu had many wives before this, such as skateboarding, fencing, racing cars, guitars, drum kits, etc. Among them, the guitar is the longest, and the others are all dewy.
Li Jingmo was confused: Who is his brother?
Ran Ningmu: 5000 million
Li Jingmo was even more confused: Who is the 5000 million?
Ran Ningmu: Tsk, Silbert
Li Jingmo: ... the name is real!
Didn't it just cost 5000 million to buy it!
Ran Ningmu showed off: Of course, this is what the child's mother took
Li Jingmo wanted to return the child to his mother, but there are too many sons that your wife didn't recognize and came home.
Li Jingmo: The game will start on 10.4, and the location will be in District xx. When the time comes, go directly to the competition venue to gather. Don’t forget me again.
Ran Ningmu: OjbK
Li Jingmo: By the way, does your wife want to come and play together?I haven't seen your wife in real life yet.
Ran Ningmu paused: No, he is not used to such scenes
Li Jingmo thought the same thing, the place was smoky, looking at the photos, my sister-in-law was such a cold person, she definitely wouldn't like it.
Li Jingmo: All right, see you later when I have a chance, I still have class, so I will leave first
Ran Ningmu: Well, 88
Unexpectedly, just as Ran Ningmu made an appointment with Li Jingmo, An Youxi suddenly sent a message.
An Youxi: Mumu, are you free for National Day?Shall we go out for two days?
Ran Ningmu: "!!!" Shit, is it too late for him to retire now? !
Of course I want to think this way, I definitely can't do this, this is not a game for him alone, the brothers in his team are all waiting.
Ran Ningmu: I'm sorry, brother, I have to go out for the National Day, I'm really really sorry
……
in the dormitory.
An Youxi knelt and kowtowed under the quilt: "Wow, he really has an appointment for the National Day!"
The roommate quickly comforted: "It's okay, it's okay, just ask him when the tickets will be available. There are seven full days of National Day, so maybe there is still a chance."
Yes, he still has a chance!An Youxi cheered up again: Then when are you leaving?
Ran Ningmu: I will leave on the [-]th
An Youxi said loudly: "He said he would leave on the [-]th! What a coincidence, I just have time for the first three days!"
Roommate: "Hurry up, make another appointment!"
An Youxi hurriedly sent a message: Then you want to hang out with me from the [-]st to the [-]rd?It just so happens that I am going to accompany my sister to the meet and greet on the [-]th. I am free for the first three days
……
In classrooms.
Ran Ningmu slammed on the table suddenly, scaring the students around him so much that they didn't dare to say anything, and hurriedly asked in various places if Honey Lemon Grapefruit had changed his mind.
Although the race only started on the fourth day, he hadn't touched the motorcycle since he entered college, so he had to take advantage of the first three days to get his hands back quickly.
Isn't the time too coincidental? !
Ran Ningmu typed with tears in her eyes: I'm sorry, I have to go out on errands for the first three days, so I may not be able to accompany you
Suddenly I don't want this son anymore!
Everything that hinders him from falling in love with his wife is not a good thing!
……
in the dormitory.
An Youxi suddenly slammed into the quilt, and her roommate hurried up and asked, "What's the matter? What's the matter?"
An Youxi buried herself in the quilt and said sullenly, "He said he was busy for the past three days..."
Now even the roommate has no idea, and can only pat him on the back to comfort him: "It's okay, it's just a National Day, you still have a long time, and you will definitely be able to spend many National Days together in the future."
Although both of them know that "it's still long" is a lie.
If you don't take off the vest for a day, you will always wear the time bomb on your body. Maybe one day there will be a sudden bang, and the mirror will be completely shattered.
……
Although Ran Ningmu has been relatively busy these two days, he still has all the text messages and phone calls he should have every day. In order to make up for his regret of not being able to accompany An Youxi during the National Day, he even sang to lull An Youxi to sleep every day. In the middle of the night, he secretly downloaded all the radio dramas he had previously dubbed and listened to them one by one.
An Youxi's guess was right. Ran Ningmu, a novice in radio dramas, doesn't know how to search for resources at all, he only searches from the official APP that specializes in listening to radio dramas, and the ones that can be published are guaranteed to be as pure as a piece of white paper, almost even kissing. Hearing that, Ran Ningmu sighed even more that his wife is such a pure, sweet and charming woman.
But the lines in it are too touching, right?There seems to be a label of "Temptation" hanging in the column of human settings.
It is said that his wife is really tempting sometimes, and she often inadvertently seduces him all over the body. It was the first time the princess hugged his neck, then it was the time she taught him to skateboard, and then she went to his dormitory to take a shower. , that time when I touched my Adam's apple, that time when I kissed for the first time, that time when I fell off the horse...
In the words on the Internet, this seems to be called a natural fishing system?
However, Ran Ningmu didn't know that he was right about the two "fishing system", but the word "natural" was open to question.
While Ran Ningmu was listening to An Youxi's radio drama, and spent the lonely snowy nights, An Youxi was also lying on the cold bed at the same moment, listening quietly to the recordings recorded on her mobile phone. Ran Ningmu's singing voice is bright and sad countless times.
Originally thought that the first three days of the National Day would pass like this, but unexpectedly on the night of the third day, there was a sudden knock on the door of the dormitory.
An Youxi murmured in her heart, who could it be at such a late night, the moment she opened the door, she was suddenly hugged into a cold embrace.
"Mumu!" An Youxi raised her head and looked at Ran Ningmu in surprise, "Why are you here now?"
Ran Ningmu let go of her hands, and pushed An Youxi back into the room with a smile: "Brother, hurry up and change your clothes and put on a pair of sneakers. I'll take you to a place. Maybe you won’t be able to go to the toilet.”
An Youxi: "...?"
It was only after she was far away that An Youxi could see clearly that Ran Ningmu was carrying an oversized backpack on his back, and was also carrying large and small cloth bags in his arms, as if he was about to move.
After putting on her shoes, An Youxi naturally put her hand into Ran Ningmu's outstretched palm, and asked curiously, "It's so late, where are you taking me?"
Ran Ningmu took his hand and strode forward: "You will know when we arrive, this is a surprise!"
This sentence seems familiar?
Oh, he remembered, after Ran Ningmu said this last time, he took him to torture the dog.
An Youxi: "..." How should I put it?Suddenly I didn't expect much.
Sometimes Ran Ningmu's brain circuits are really unusual. Although An Youxi and Ran Ningmu have been dating for a while, they still can't figure out what he's thinking, so they can only silently hope that this time it will be a real surprise.
The National Day holiday started, most of the people in the school had left, the streets at night were sparsely populated, and the whole school seemed empty.
The two walked hand in hand under the dim street lamps, and were pulled out of black silhouettes one after another, passing by the pond full of fishy and salty smell in the Department of Animal Sciences, and across the vast field of the Agricultural College where the frogs sang loudly.
A certain moment when the summer wind blew past, An Youxi's eyes suddenly opened up, and she was surprised to find that Ran Ningmu had brought her to a high slope. Behind her was a dark and dense forest, and in front of her was a dimly lit house. The residential area on campus and the student dormitories with sporadic lights, An Youxi even saw the dormitory building where he and Ran Ningmu lived.
An Youxi was so shocked that she couldn't speak, it took her a long time to wake up suddenly, and she almost jumped up and down in front of Ran Ningmu: "My God, how did you find this place? I live in this school I didn’t know there was such a place for more than three years!”
"How? Let me say it was a surprise. I discovered this by accident. From today onwards, it will be our secret base."
While talking proudly, Ran Ningmu took off all the things on his body. The cloth bag was thrown on the grass, and the huge travel bag on his back was pulled open, and there were tents and quilts inside!
An Youxi said in disbelief, "Are we going to spend the night here?"
"Yes, is it exciting enough? Guaranteed to be no worse than your trip outside." Ran Ningmu set up the tent in twos and twos, and the big guy with a diameter of two or three meters was as obedient as a smaller children's toy under Ran Ningmu's strong arms .
"It's really exciting..." An Youxi stared at his movements with eyes full of amazement, "Aren't you too good? How can you even know how to build a tent? Is there anything in the world that you don't know?"
Ran Ningmu was blown away by the praise: "It's nothing. I used to travel a lot. Setting up a tent is a basic skill. I can also climb mountains, climb rocks, ride horses, archery and hunt!"
It may be because two-dimensional creatures have a more or less hidden longing for the three-dimensional, and the socially powerful three-dimensional is now full of two-dimensional creatures, shining like stars, out of reach.
An Youxi is just such a two-dimensional creature, like a bunny with autism who hides in her own small world and surfs happily, but when she goes out, she looks lonely and unattainable, making strangers who want to get close Rabbits were afraid, until one day a Mr. Wolf in rabbit skin moved in next door.
Mr. Wolf is handsome and gentle. He takes little rabbits to play skateboards, soak in cold springs, take sauna, drive supercars, pick roses, teach little rabbits to speak Ukrainian, sing love songs for little rabbits in full view of the rabbits, and even accompany little rabbits. Rabbit watches his favorite anime.
Who wouldn't love Mr. Wolf like this?
Anyway, the little rabbit can't.
So the little rabbit is finally willing to jump out of his rabbit hole.
Bunny is in love.
"It's really super amazing!" An Youxi's cheeks were flushed with excitement, her eyes were brighter than the stars in the sky, "This is something I can only see in novels!"
Now the thick-skinned Ran Ningmu couldn't bear it anymore, avoiding An Youxi's scorching gaze, and unconsciously scratched his face with his fingers: "Do you want to eat barbecue?"
"You even brought barbecue here?!" An Youxi couldn't believe it.Is this person the Doraemon Chengjing written by Fujio?
"Shh, keep your voice down, this thing is forbidden in school, I secretly hid it," Ran Ningmu looked around vigilantly, holding An Youxi's hand and said, as if someone would really find out , "I'll take you to see it!"
An Youxi imitated Ran Ningmu and shrunk her shoulders. The dog sneaked into the woods and dragged the grill out lightly. Along the way, it disturbed many sleeping animals. There was a chubby field mouse on the run. After driving for more than ten meters, I looked back boldly, as if I was trying to tell whether these two were real dogs or human couple dogs.
The ingredients are stored in a portable freezer, and the portion is just enough for two people. There are some very simple ingredients inside, which are easy to bake and eat. In addition, there are several bottles of bottled drinks frozen, and the seasonings are also packed in small cloth bags. , tied to the handle of the freezer, the preparation is very adequate.
The red fire snake rose quickly, and the misty black smoke rose straight up in the windless dark night, and the flames made a crackling sound like candy paper.
Ran Ningmu laid out a carpet on the grass, An Youxi took off her shoes, sat kneeling on it for a while, then sat sideways for a while, changing positions repeatedly, no matter what, she couldn't get enough of it, and finally was dragged into her arms by Ran Ningmu. Then, the ass finally felt comfortable.
Perhaps influenced by Ran Ningmu's words of "it's forbidden in school", An Youxi felt like a little mouse stealing oil and water, eating carefully.
He took a bite first, then gave a bite to the big mouse behind him, then turned his head and took a bite from the skewer in the big mouse's hand, watching the big mouse gobble up the place where he bit off, and then took it with satisfaction. Pick up the next string.
The two of you wiped out all the food with one bite and one sticky bite.
After destroying the crime scene, An Youxi and Ran Ningmu lay side by side on the carpet to digest.
An Youxi touched her full belly, looked at the shining stars in the sky, and said with emotion: "We seem to be acting in a TV series."
Ran Ningmu answered quickly: "Then we must be acting in your favorite campus pure love TV series."
An Youxi: "..." Actually, what he likes the most are romantic and action movies.
An Youxi pondered: "If it's a campus pure love TV series, I think there's still something wrong with our posture."
Ran Ningmu thought for two seconds, and suddenly said: "I see." Then he got up and walked around to the side of An Youxi's head, pressed his head against An Youxi's as if facing the bed in a dormitory, and asked, "Now Does it feel more like it?"
An Youxi's expression ==: "No, I feel like a socialist brotherhood."
Ran Ningmu: Ah, this is so embarrassing.
"Then I'll move up." Ran Ningmu jumped up suddenly, and the back of his head hit An Youxi's head with a bang, An Youxi immediately gasped.
Ran Ningmu hurriedly stood up: "I'm sorry, brother, it's not my fault..."
"That's right."
Before Ran Ningmu finished speaking, An Youxi suddenly put her arms around Ran Ningmu's neck, and pressed his head against her shoulder, and An Youxi's head also pressed against Ran Ningmu's shoulder at the same time.
In this way, An Youxi and Ran Ningmu leaned into each other's shoulder sockets, lying on their backs on the ground in a 69 posture similar to Tai Chi.
The two people's ears are close to each other, and the ends of their hair rub against each other's hair ends. The sound of breathing and the temperature of each other are close at hand.
You can easily kiss each other's face with just a small sideways head.
An Youxi then turned her head to the side, just as Ran Ningmu also turned her head around, An Youxi saw Ran Ningmu's upside-down enlarged face, and couldn't help but burst out laughing: "You look so weird."
Ran Ningmu curled her lips and smiled: "But you are so beautiful."
An Youxi took a deep breath, barely suppressed the scream that was about to burst out of her throat, and forcefully squeezed out two shy words from her throat: "Nonsense."
No one is ET cute from this angle.
Obviously ugly.
Humph.
However, An Youxi said ugly in her heart, but her eyes were fixed on Ran Ningmu, she sniffed the lingering scent of Ran Ningmu that lingered on her nose, and bit her lips involuntarily.
Okay, I admit, my old Gong is the most invincible and handsome in the world even if he is upside down.
An Youxi didn't know that from Ran Ningmu's point of view, every single movement of her was infinitely magnified.
Ran Ningmu could clearly see An Youxi's ruddy lips biting lightly, and a little bit of scarlet tongue protruded from behind the white braided shell, quickly sweeping over her lips, as if deliberately seducing. .
Ran Ningmu breathed heavily: "Do you want to kiss?"
"Yes!" After An Youxi blurted out, she felt that she seemed a little too impatient, her cheeks blushed naturally, and she answered again like a meow, "...I mean, I want it."
Ran Ningmu took a deep breath, raised her hand and pressed the back of An Youxi's head down forcefully.
……
……
I have to say that the feeling of kissing backwards is really amazing. What you think is the upper jaw is actually the lower jaw, and what you think is the top of the tongue is actually the bottom of the tongue.
Obviously they have kissed so many times, but the two of them are entangled in a mess like fighting with children, up and down, back and forth, silly and unclear.
The excitement is really exciting, and the difficulty is really high.
An Youxi: It's okay, it's okay, not to mention the panting that I learned so hard and gave it back to Ran Ningmu, just talking about it makes my saliva almost flow out.
An Youxi couldn't bear it anymore, so she instinctively stretched out her palm and pushed it forward.
Normally, An Youxi's action would be able to push to Ran Ningmu's chest, but now that they both adjusted their height, An Youxi's slap directly covered Ran Ningmu's eyes and nose, almost shutting Ran Ningmu to death.
Ran Ningmu quickly grabbed An Youxi's hand and kissed it, then asked in a hoarse voice, "Aren't you going to kiss?"
"No..." An Youxi's voice suddenly changed, and she seemed to be coyly saying, "Why don't you come back first, and continue kissing after you come back."
"Okay, then I'm back." Ran Ningmu held back a smile and touched An Youxi's face, lay down from the top of An Youxi's head back to An Youxi's side, and then hugged An Youxi's waist with his big hands, stuffed into his arms.
Come back and continue kissing.
……
……
The posture was finally right this time, and the progress was much smoother, but kissing and kissing, An Youxi, who was originally lying parallel to Ran Ningmu, somehow ran under Ran Ningmu again.
Ran Ningmu stared deeply at An Youxi from above, and after watching for a while, he suddenly sat up, bent one leg deliberately, and looked at him with a smile: "Do you want to play in the tent?"
An Youxi glanced at the sweat on Ran Ningmu's forehead, then at Ran Ningmu's bent legs, and finally landed on Ran Ningmu's perfect smile.
Sometimes he really admires Ran Ningmu.
This man with the spirit of steel, who can fight with Paul Kochagin, even in the face of his beautiful and delicious wife, can still put down the knife and fork without saying a word, and take a trip as soon as he says it.
Even if his plane is still paying tribute to the white clouds in the sky.
An Youxi patted her trouser legs and stood up: "Then go in."
It doesn't matter, there is still a whole night, he can't believe that he can't even eat a bite of meat.
……
This is a very expensive tent.
I asked the price, and sure enough, it was a brand of field sports specialty store that Ran Ningmu used to frequent when he went camping in the mountains. It cost about 10,000+ yuan.
Everyone has different values in terms of money. An Youxi has always known that there is a big gap between herself and Ran Ningmu, so she just murmured a little in her heart, and then quickly put it down.
The moment she got into the tent, An Youxi suddenly felt like she was going into the Alice rabbit hole.
Ran Ningmu's preparations were really adequate. A soft mattress was spread on the floor, with quilts and two pillows stacked on top of it. Stacked storage bags and a plastic bag for garbage were hung on the walls of the canopy. Each has a mushroom-shaped floor lamp, and in the middle of the tent, there is even an off-white foldable bed table!
This small, enclosed, and soft space is simply too safe!
An Youxi fell in love in one second, and in two seconds, her whole body melted limply in the mattress, turning and rolling like pancakes turning into essence.
He wants to feel the happiness that comes from 10 yuan of money piled up!
"Brother, do you want to watch anime together?" Ran Ningmu sat down with a tablet, supported An Youxi with his palm and rolled towards his head.
"Yes!" An Youxi rolled into Ran Ningmu's arms and sat down, eager to ask, "Then what are we watching today?"
"Let's continue watching "Students of the Same Grade". Isn't there a lot left to finish last time? We just finished watching it tonight." Ran Ningmu took out two from a huge storage bag not far away. The potato chip tube was stuffed into An Youxi's hand, "What flavor do you want?"
An Youxi was almost stunned by the successive surprises tonight, she picked up two potato chip tubes in a daze, looked with her left hand, hey, it tasted like grapefruit, looked at her right hand, oh~ it turns out It's lime flavored.
Then there is still a choice?
An Youxi said without hesitation: "I want to eat lime flavor!" I want to eat your big lemon!
However, it was the first time I saw An Youxi's grapefruit-flavored potato chips. He reasonably suspected that Ran Ningmu bought them on purpose just to tease him.
Ran Ningmu smiled lowly, and took the lime-flavored potato chips out of An Youxi's hand: "It just so happens that I like grapefruit-flavored chips the most."
Look, Ran Ningmu really did it on purpose, he just wanted to eat me on purpose.
This damn delicious man, how many surprises do you have that I don't know?Um?
But didn't I just say I wanted lime flavor?Why did he take my potato chips?
Ran Ningmu immediately told An Youxi what a colorful man he was with his strength.
Because the next moment, Ran Ningmu opened the lime-flavored potato chip box in his hand, picked up a piece and put it near An Youxi's mouth: "Brother, open your mouth, ah—"
An Youxi: So that's it. Not only did he want to eat me on purpose, but he also wanted to cruelly let me feed myself to him.Tsk, the city can play.
An Youxi swallowed the potato chips on Ran Ningmu's fingertips in one mouthful, quickly brushed her tongue over Ran Ningmu's fingertips as if inadvertently, and then moved her mouth casually with the potato chips in her mouth before Ran Ningmu could react. .
Of course, An Youxi felt a little stiffness behind her body.
From the corner of his eyes, he saw that after Ran Ningmu retracted his fingers, he involuntarily squeezed his two fingers together and rubbed them slightly, showing a heart-wrenching reaction.
After successfully pulling back a victory, An Youxi twitched the corners of her mouth happily, and turned her gaze to the screen.
The plot continues from the first kiss of the two protagonists.
Outside of the plot, Ran Ningmu hugged An Youxi in her arms, resting her head on An Youxi's shoulder, holding a bucket of lime-flavored potato chips in her hand, feeding An Youxi piece by piece.
An Youxi was holding a bucket of grapefruit-flavored potato chips in her hand, and after Ran Ningmu fed them to herself, she picked up a piece to reciprocate.
After a few minutes, the singing of the students' chorus competition started slowly along with the crackling of An Youxi and Ran Ningmu chewing potato chips.
In this episode, the blond male protagonist thought that the black-haired male protagonist was singing well for the music teacher, so he was so sad that he shed tears in front of all the teachers and students in the school, and then rushed out of the classroom, and then the black-haired male protagonist also rushed out. classroom, and then the two quickly cleared up the misunderstanding. The blonde male protagonist confessed to the black-haired male protagonist, and pressed the black-haired male protagonist against the wall of the warehouse to kiss.
Ran Ningmu pointed at the two kissing people on the screen with the hand holding the potato chips: "They are kissing."
An Youxi: "...Yes." This should be obvious, right?
"Brother," Ran Ningmu suddenly hugged An Youxi into his arms, kissed An Youxi's ear and said coquettishly, "They have kissed, and I want to kiss too."
An Youxi's ears turned red, and the speed was as fast as Shanghai Maglev, and she whispered, "You can kiss if you want, and no one is stopping you."
"But I want to kiss in a different way."
"What... woohoo?"
The moment An Youxi turned his head, a piece of fragrant potato chips was handed over, and he opened his mouth reflexively to grab it, and then Ran Ningmu's head moved closer, and he opened his mouth to suck heavily on An Youxi's pouting mouth, and that's it. Bite off the potato chips in An Youxi's mouth.
"Just kiss like this." Ran Ningmu swallowed the potato chips in his mouth, squeezed the remaining lime flavor residue on his lips, and smiled at An Youxi.
An Youxi was dumbfounded.
Is this a townsman game?
It's too good, right? !You deserve to have such a beautiful wife as me!
However, although……
Really fun!
In a blink of an eye, the blonde male protagonist in the anime pressed the black-haired male protagonist under the umbrella to kiss again.
This time Ran Ningmu grabbed a piece of grapefruit-flavored potato chips by himself, then squeezed An Youxi's chin, handed the potato chips to his mouth and said, "Brother, I helped you just now
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