I Pretend to Be Good, You Pretend to Be Pure
Chapter 24 Kissing Lemons: Do We Really Want This?
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't do it on purpose, my mouth is full of water, I can't help it, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry..." An Youxi hurriedly flew over and pulled out a tissue to help Ran Ningmu wipe her face, she was so anxious that she used both her hands and feet ,Holding Ran Ningmu's wet old hair with tears in his eyes, his nose was sore, and he whimpered with grievance, "Wuuuuu Mumu, I didn't mean to..."
"It's okay, it's just a little saliva," Ran Ningmu opened his eyes anyway, and when he saw An Youxi's expression, he panicked, and quickly coaxed him, "It's okay, don't cry, brother, look, really Just a little bit of saliva, just a little bit."
While talking, Ran Ningmu showed An Youxi the hands that had wiped his face. Between his slender fingers, there was faintly tinged transparent liquid of unknown color.
"Don't look!" An Youxi rushed up to hug his hand, her whole body was about to collapse.
"Okay, I don't want to look at it," Ran Ningmu picked up the soda bottle, intending to take it away later, instead of returning to his seat, he held An Youxi's hand and said softly, "You will accompany me to find it now. Auntie in the cafeteria can use the kitchen to wash her face? It’s not a big deal, is it?”
An Youxi finally calmed down a little bit, thinking back to her reaction just now, her cheeks became hot all of a sudden, almost her whole body was stiffly dragged and dragged to the kitchen by Ran Ningmu.
On the way to the kitchen, An Youxi saw someone frantically knocking on her phone from the corner of her eye.
Alas, this is also impossible.
He has always been very clear in his heart that, as Yanda's top CP, Honey Lemon Grapefruit will always be surrounded by endless people who eat melons.
They don’t like sugar, don’t eat without melons, and are always active in the front line of cutting sugar and eating melons.
They laid foundations, built high-rise buildings, and built villas on the homepage of the forum, striving to share the sweetest, largest, and most fragrant melons with the people of Yanda as soon as possible.
They are the backbone of Yanda Forum's real estate business, well-deserved gossip local tyrants, and selfless and hardworking melon farmers.
I just don't know, after the famous "grapefruit cheating incident", what kind of melon will be passed on this time.
Could it be that "the grapefruit is suspected of not touching the Adam's apple enough to touch the lemon, so it slobbers the lemon in public"?
Will everyone suspect that he is not a grapefruit, but a horse made from grass mud?
This is not good, even the species has changed!
Ran Ningmu helped An Youxi wash off the Sprite stained on his chin and collar with clean water. Seeing that his soul was out of his body, he couldn't help pinching his face: "I said it's fine, why are you still here?" A dead old Gong look on his face? Smile? Bro?"
An Youxi, who was still awake, retorted reflexively, "Your wife just died."
Ran Ningmu: "Hahahahaha!"
An Youxi was stunned for a moment before realizing that she was scolding herself, and her heart suddenly groaned.
Ran Ningmu shook his head and sighed: "You've already sprayed it, what else can you do? How about I spray it back?"
An Youxi glanced at the unfinished Sprite in Ran Ningmu's hand, took a step back and opened the distance, covered her face with her hands, only showing two tight eyebrows, and shook her head hummingly: "Don't! You go open!"
Ran Ningmu was caught off guard by being caught off guard, and almost blew himself up on the spot.
He took a breath of restraint, grabbed An Youxi's hand, and led her out of the cafeteria.
Ran Ningmu led An Youxi all the way to the back door of the cafeteria under a thick sycamore tree before stopping, then turned around and held An Youxi's two hands, staring at him fixedly, then raised one hand , pressed An Youxi's red earlobe with her thumb.
An Youxi shrank slightly from the cold of his water-stained hands.
Ran Ningmu paused slightly, and then the remaining four fingers moved together and lifted An Youxi's chin upwards, clamping An Youxi's entire left cheek with his jaws.
An Youxi only felt that her face held by Ran Ningmu was instantly numb, as if a cluster of fire had been ignited, quickly spreading to her whole body.
The face is so small.
Ran Ningmu rubbed the smooth skin on her palm subtly, thinking quietly in her heart.
Smaller than the palm of his hand...
Hiss, it's still hot.
"You, what are you doing?" An Youxi stared at Ran Ningmu's pale lips, her mouth parched.
Ran Ningmu said aggrievedly: "Brother, you just sprayed my face with saliva."
"What the hell? Hasn't this matter already turned the page? Why do you say it again?" An Youxi exploded with excitement.
Ran Ningmu played dumb: "I don't care, anyway, I'm going to retaliate against my brother now, so you can say whether you accept it or not."
Salivary revenge?
An Youxi was stunned for a moment, and instantly realized that Ran Ningmu really wanted to have fun with him!
An Youxi was very shy, swept his eyes over his lips, and asked timidly, "How do you want revenge?" Are you planning to flick my mouth with your tongue?
"Hmph, guess." As Ran Ningmu said, he cupped An Youxi's face and approached with his head down.
The adrenaline in An Youxi's body soared rapidly, he held his breath hard, opened his eyes wide and stared at Ran Ningmu's mouth, and the bullets flew by in his heart.
Are you coming?Are you coming?
The first kiss in my life finally has a chance to be buried, right?
Ha, go to hell first kiss!Let's have a bath with Ran Ningmu's first kiss!I've been coveting Ran Ningmu's sweet mouth for a long time!
etc.An Youxi suddenly thought of a very serious question.
Ran Ningmu's first kiss should still be there, right?
"what."
An Youxi suddenly felt the tip of her nose being bitten lightly by something wet and sharp, she covered her nose reflexively, "Bite me."
"That's right, you were the one who bit you." Seeing An Youxi's accusing expression, Ran Ningmu couldn't help blowing on his long eyelashes, like lifting up a little girl's skirt, her smile was wicked and sweet, "Now my saliva is on your face, and we're even."
……
An Youxi was still resentful after returning to the dormitory: "He would rather gnaw my nose than my mouth, this innocent man."
The roommate was speechless for a while: "You just tell others what you are saying now, and make sure that they will fly to our dormitory immediately to chew on your mouth."
An Youxi sighed and said, "Impossible, I'm too reckless, it will scare me to attack."
Roommate: "...Your self-awareness is quite clear."
An Youxi: "Hehe."
The roommate couldn't help dragging the chair over, and poked An Youxi's arm curiously: "Hey, let me ask you a question, why on earth are you pretending to be innocent in front of your old Gong, your real personality is not like that at all, Isn't this tiring? And you should be very popular among gays if you are open-minded? Why can't you tell your husband frankly?"
An Youxi was helpless: "Didn't I stare at him for more than ten days during Mumu's military training?"
"Hmm, then?"
"Then, there happened to be a girl who asked Mu Mu to confess her love to her. Mu Mu rejected her, saying that she likes pure and shy boys." An Youxi looked at her roommate quietly, "Do you think I am pure?"
"Uh," the roommate always felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't say it, so he could only say, "Isn't it always said on the Internet that once you meet the right person, the series of standards you set for your favorite type before will all be invalidated?" ? Maybe you are the right person in Ran Ningmu, so the type he likes doesn't count for you?"
An Youxi was silent for two seconds, then lay awkwardly on the table, poked her phone and said, "What if Ran Ningmu's standard is true?"
Roommate: "Huh?"
An Youxi whispered: "If Ran Ningmu's standard is true, after he finds out that the real me is different from the me in his fantasy, he doesn't like me anymore, what should he do if he wants to break up? I simply don't have the ability to bear that kind of risk, Because I really, really like him."
But the real you is different from his imagined you!
The roommate opened his mouth, but he still didn't say such hurtful words.
An Youxi also knew in her heart that this thing was like a ticking time bomb.
Ran Ningmu came to their dormitory before, and An Youxi was repeatedly frightened into a cold sweat several times.
If you can choose honesty, An Youxi believes that no one will be willing to deceive the one you love, because the feeling of concealing it is really terrible, and people with bad hearts may have the risk of sudden death.
But there is no way, he really, there is no other way.
"Cheating" is like walking a tightrope. Once you step on it, it's hard to turn back. Every step after that is just to be done and cherished. After all, the vest may suddenly fall off one day.
"Okay, I know you're doing it for my own good. In fact, I understand the truth. At least... let me be mentally prepared to confess."
As for how long this psychological preparation will take, it is unknown.
As an outsider, the roommate can't say anything, just say "you know what you have".
This topic is not very good, and the atmosphere in the dormitory was suddenly a little depressed. Fortunately, Ran Ningmu called suddenly. After An Youxi answered, she immediately stood up excitedly: "Hey, I always ask me to go out to play, tonight you continue Stay alone."
The roommate looked at An Youxi who came out like a butterfly with resentful eyes, and said bitterly: "Nimma, when I have a boyfriend in the future, I must show my affection in front of you every day."
An Youxi paused, looked back at her roommate with a troubled expression, and pursed her lips: "Then you...be careful to protect yourself."
Then the door slammed shut.
"Why should I protect myself..." The roommate scratched his head inexplicably, smacked what he said just now, and couldn't help cursing after a while, "Damn, blame this gay couple for being too troublesome, He made it easy for him to say, bah, bah, bah, what boyfriend, girlfriend, girlfriend."
The roommate turned around in disgust, still thinking about the conversation he had with An Youxi just now.
Although it's hard to deal with An Youxi pretending to be pure, but when it comes to the reason for An Youxi's deception, it's so strange no matter how you think about it... What's wrong?
In fact, the misunderstanding between An Youxi and Ran Ningmu was a simple logical problem.
First of all, Ran Ningmu fell in love with An Youxi's face at first sight. Secondly, An Youxi's face belonged to the cold and distant face of Gaoling Flower. In addition, the two of them were not very familiar at the beginning, and An Youxi's personality was relatively different. Be restrained, even though getting along has proved that An Youxi is not noble and glamorous, but An Youxi's appearance is too deceptive, not to mention that he is thin-skinned and easy to blush. Inevitably, Ran Ningmu "judged people by their appearance" to An Youxi Xi was labeled "pure and shy".
From An Youxi's point of view, because Ran Ningmu likes pure and shy people, that's why he pretends to be pure.
In fact, Ran Ningmu clearly liked An Youxi first, and then said "like pure and shy".
It's the same with Ran Ningmu.
All the camouflage is only due to a small order reversal.
……
There was no late self-study on Friday night, and many freshmen came to the playground to enjoy the shade, which was much more lively than usual.
There are teachers and students running at night on the track. There are different guitar clubs on the playground in twos and threes. Circles of students sit around the outer circle of the lights, watching the guitar playing and singing under the lights, and talking with their friends Or chat and play with someone.
After An Youxi arrived at the playground, she habitually looked around the edge of the runway, but she didn't see anyone from Ran Ningmu, so she remembered that she had come out and forgot to ask where Ran Ningmu was.
He took out his phone and was about to click on Ran Ningmu's chat box when he suddenly heard a familiar voice from a speaker not far away.
"Brother, turn around."
An Youxi looked back in surprise, and saw Ran Ningmu in a crisp shirt and trousers, standing under a bright light, holding a microphone in his hand, looking at herself with a smile.
In that circular stage marked by lights, there was no one else except Ran Ningmu who was alone.
More than ten days ago, An Youxi's soul was taken away by Ran Ningmu with only one side. Since then, she has been a beauty who doesn't think about eating and drinking, can't sleep at night, and scratches her heart and lungs, which shows that Ran Ningmu's appearance is superior.
His facial features are handsome, with deep and sharp lines, which are exquisite enough when taken apart individually, but together they are like a perfect realistic portrait of the lover in his dreams.
At this time, this face, which can be regarded as perfect from the perspective of An Youxi's aesthetics, is spreading out unreservedly under the star-studded night sky, every bit of it is magnified and magnified by the soft and bright lights, and the beauty attack is multiplied. Ten, ten, ten times, it made An Youxi's heart beat.
Ran Ningmu took the microphone and walked to the stand behind him and sat down, plugged the microphone back in, then picked up a guitar resting at his feet, and drew a graceful arc with his slender fingertips, the gentle music like water Then flow out.
Under the separation of light and darkness, Ran Ningmu precisely locked An Youxi's eyes in the dark, and smiled softly: "A piece of "Намалюютобiзор", for my boyfriend, my beloved brother, An Youxi."
An Youxi's heart trembled slightly, and in the next second, Ran Ningmu's deep singing voice accompanied by the clear guitar sound slowly flowed out in the refreshing summer night, full of affection.
Намалюютобзор,
I want to adorn you with stars,
Щопадутьзнебесвноч,
let them rise in the night sky,
малюноктойскладу, вкуточкупдпишу,
In the corner of this painting, I will put the names of my subordinates,
Щотзор,тоти.
These stars are all you.
Намалюютобсонце,
I want to draw a sun for you,
Щоблищитьвтвохочах.
Because it is closest to the light in your eyes.
Атискажештомо, колибачиштимене,
You tell me that when you look at me with all your heart,
Щотесонце,тоя.
The brightest sun is me.
……
Солодкалюбовтвоя.
your love is so sweet,
Вобйматвохочуя.
So sweet that I want to hold you in my arms.
Мосерденькопослухай,
Please listen to my heartbeat,
Сльозипоцлуймо,
Please kiss my tears dry,
любовсвоювдолоняхнамалююятоб,
I want to draw my love in your palm,
Мосерце, тоти.
Honey, my heart is all about you.
An Youxi has listened to this Ukrainian song countless times these days, but it has never been as profound as it is now, as if the soul is soaked in the gentle spring water, overflowing with too many emotions, It couldn't hold it at all, and poured down along the edge of the soul, almost squeezing the chest cavity.
At this moment, An Youxi seemed to see the stars and the sun. These two things that could not coexist were displayed in front of her at the same time.
The stars dotted Ran Ningmu's eyes, making him full of poetic beauty even at night like Van Gogh's "Starry Sky".
The sun burns my heart, making me become the most dazzling sun in Ran Ningmu's eyes, just like the lyrics in Ran Ningmu's singing, even if I am in the dark.
At the end of the song, there was deafening applause and cheers at the scene. Someone excitedly held up their mobile phone and kept adjusting the distance. It should be recorded.
Only then did An Youxi realize that the other guitar clubs on the playground had stopped singing.
When Ran Ningmu was singing, all the crowd in the playground turned their attention to Ran Ningmu under the light.
An Youxi didn't know if this person knew, but at this moment, he was wearing a lot of stars, which was obviously more dazzling than any other star in the universe.
At this moment, the shining star stood up after placing the guitar, and looked at herself again holding the microphone.
"I announce you, brother," Ran Ningmu's two pear dimples dazzled, and the corners of his mouth almost grinned to the ears when he smiled, his canine teeth were thick and milky, and he said coquettishly, "If you also announce me, come up and hug me." hug me, okay?"
After finishing speaking, Ran Ningmu opened his arms towards An Youxi, revealing a generous chest and a soft heart filled with the three characters "An Youxi".
An Youxi almost flew towards him, and crashed into Ran Ningmu's arms in a daze, making a muffled bang.
Ran Ningmu swayed from being hit by him, smiled and supported An Youxi's back, and kissed An Youxi's hair affectionately.
The screams at the scene almost overturned the school, An Youxi tightly grabbed Ran Ningmu's clothes, oblivious to everything around her.
An Youxi thought to herself.
He's really finished, he won't get rid of the pH 2.5 in his mind for the rest of his life.
There is no one in the world who can refuse a big gentle dog who is showing love to him while holding his heart under the starry sky that everyone is watching.
Even if he is dead and nailed in the coffin, he will still be in the tomb, shouting with this decayed vocal cord: honey lemon grapefruit must be real! ! ! ①
So what if you really want to pretend for the rest of your life?
No matter what the price is, he will never let go.
This man, he's sure about An Youxi!
……
At the same time, other people who were perfectly blocked by the two leading actors:
"What the hell are you doing? Marriage proposal? Then I forgot to say 'promise him' just now! Uh, it doesn't matter if I don't say it at the moment..."
"It shouldn't be? Didn't the two of them even set up the wedding table? What else is there to propose?"
"A group of single dogs, why don't you allow them to show their daily affection? Open your mouth to eat candy, and you're done! Huh, huh, lemon is so romantic and pampering, grapefruit is so soft and shy, honey lemon grapefruit is so sweet, today It is also a day to cry for the beautiful love."
……
When Ran Ningmu came down from the stage, the two of them held hands and walked around the playground intimately.
Along the way, other students kept passing by, showing ambiguous and kind smiles at the two of them, as if they were silently wishing the two gifted scholars and beauties a happy marriage forever, with no doubts about their love.
Of course, the above is the official statement. In fact, it is the aunt who is full of sweets, with flushed cheeks and a spring-colored smile. She is obviously single, but it is as if she is also in a sweet relationship.
Selflessly sharing one's own happiness with the vast number of single dogs, this is also the spirit of An Youxi and Ran Ningmu's dedication to spreading honey lemon grapefruit sugar to the entire land of Yanda.
With the cool summer breeze blowing, An Youxi narrowed her eyes comfortably, remembering the way Ran Ningmu looked at herself under the light just now, her face was still burning a little: "I didn't even know, you can actually play the guitar."
Ran Ningmu said modestly: "My uncle opened a few small bars and is familiar with the bands in the bars, so he took me to learn a little bit."
Although Ran Ningmu said "small bar", but thinking of Ran Ningmu's life experience...
The word "small" is still open to debate.
Ran Ningmu pinched An Youxi's fingers between her fingers and played with them carefully, and said softly: "Brother, do you like the surprise I gave you?"
An Youxi nodded, and praised without hesitation: "I like it, I like it very much, I like it very much!" After she finished speaking, she paused, and said with a regretful expression: "Oh, I was so busy watching it that I forgot to record it!"
"It's okay, if brother likes it, I will sing it to you every night before going to bed to lull you to sleep, okay?"
? ! !What kind of fairy treatment is this?
An Youxi's tongue twitched, and she blurted out: "Then I'll go back to sleep right now!"
Ran Ningmu was really stunned, and after a few seconds, he let out a chuckle, leaned over to An Youxi's ear and said in a low voice, "Brother, do you want to be coaxed by me so much?"
An Youxi exploded into pink shrimps: Accidentally, I was too impatient, ashamed.
"Let's go back after the last two turns." Ran Ningmu paused, and pinched An Youxi's red face with a low smile, "Go back and put brother to sleep."
The pink shrimp, Mimi, chirped, "Okay, I'll just listen to you."
……
That night, the time An Youxi took to take a bath directly broke the record for the fastest battle bath in their dormitory.
The roommate felt that he could hear the bathroom door open and then close, and then An Youxi flew from the bathroom to the bed.
The roommate was shocked: "Yuzi, when did you learn to float on water?"
An Youxi quickly poked her head out from the curtain: "Shhhh, I'm going to bed right now, Mina-sang, good night, hehehe."
Roommate: This rippling little ending sound, those who didn’t know it thought you were going to watch a movie soon.
"Okay, good night, I wish you and your old Gong become popular in your dreams."
An Youxi was grateful: "Thank you brother, you are really my brother!"
……
An Youxi lay straight on the bed with a bewildered smile on her face, and it took her a while to remember that Ran Ningmu didn't know when he was going to sleep, so how could she sing to coax him precisely before he fell asleep?
An Youxi thought for a while, then touched the phone next to the pillow, typed for a few minutes, and finally sent a message to Ran Ningmu, which she thought was "playful, cute, intimate, and affectionate without being too much." Hungry, thirsty, and full of 'I'm going to bed soon' hints" was the perfect message.
An Youxi: [Old Gong, do you think my posture in bed is standard.jpg]
The translation is actually: Sing to coax me!
After the news was sent out, An Youxi stared at the phone nervously, ready to pick up Ran Ningmu's voice call as soon as possible.
But before the call came, An Youxi unexpectedly received a message bombardment from Toast.
Toast: Grapefruit! ! !I'm sorry I was wrong, I take back what I said earlier that Qingtian looks like a little milk dog, this is the real little milk dog! ! !
Toast: [Ran Ningmu singing from every angle]×n
Grapefruit:……?
The sudden dimensional wall rupture?
Toast: Look, grapefruit!Isn't it super milky and super handsome!This face, this waist, this leg, I'm crazy!Is there a Milky Way that just throws the sky away?And the voice is super nice too, what kind of fairy attack sound is this, it's soft, sweet, deep and magnetic, and so gentle to the point of explosion!Help, what kind of superb man is this!
Toast: It’s a pity that he already has a date. The photos above were taken when he sang to his partner on the playground. Woohoo, not only is he handsome but also so flirtatious, he deserves to have a boyfriend
Toast: That's right, his partner is also a man, but because his boyfriend has been burying his face in his arms, so the photo didn't capture his boyfriend's face, but I have already sneaked into their school and stole his boyfriend's photo come out hehehe
Toast: [Photo of An Youxi]×n
Grapefruit:……
Is it okay to eat melons on my own head?
Toast: Look at the grapefruit!Isn't his boyfriend also super beautiful!Still the type of cold beauty who sucks and sucks!Ah, I'm dead, what kind of fairy match is this!The sweet, cuddly, coquettish little milk dog × the noble and proud Gaolingzhihua Leng beauty!
Toast: Sure enough, the best way to defeat the cold beauty is to throw a coquettish little milk dog at him!I was so shy that I buried my face in my boyfriend's arms and so on, it was just unbearable!
Toast: No, no, no, I’ve already made up [-] words in my brain in an instant and drove through the waste text to see the begonia blooming in the sea!Hurry... Grapefruit... Hurry up and pass me my oxygen bottle, I'm about to be soaring blood pressure that I can't breathe!
Grapefruit:……
Grapefruit: [hesitant to speak but stop.jpg]
Toast: What do you mean by coincidence?They actually go to the same school as you!I heard that they are still the two major school grassroots of your school. My God, what kind of fairy tale is this that has been brought into reality? People in your school must be crazy every day!woo woo woo
Toast: Wait... What's your expression?Why don't you drink with me?Don't tell me, you don't even like this kind of beauty? ? ?
An Youxi wanted to return me to kowtowing with you, I just came back from the kowtowing scene, and the nosebleeds had already flowed all over Ran Ningmu's chest muscles, okay?
Yuzu: What is your posture now?
Toast:? ? ?
In a distant university dormitory in Huaguo, a handsome boy glanced at the bed board under his buttocks, and sent a message with a puzzled expression: I'm lying on the bed, why are you asking this?
Yuzu: Then lie down and be careful not to fall off the bed
Toast:? ? ?Why don't you just say something?
Yuzu: Well, you just posted a photo of me and my boyfriend
Grapefruit: [complex heart.jpg]
Thousands of miles away, the handsome boy jumped up straight from the bed, hit his head on the upper bed with a bang, and immediately lay back on the bed with his head in his arms, screaming in pain.
"What are you doing, Tusi? I was almost sent out by you in a flash." The big brother who beat the king on the upper bunk roared angrily.
Tu Si looked dazed: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'll bring you breakfast tomorrow morning."
The upper bunk immediately grinned and said: "Oh, it's okay, it's entertainment anyway, it's a trivial matter, then I want egg pancakes, chicken tenders, ham, meat floss, and a cup of soy milk, thank you, Sisi."
Tu Si: "..."
When Tu Si got back his phone again, he found a series of question marks from Youzi, probably wondering where he had gone.
Toast: Woohoo, I hit my head on the bed!
Grapefruit:……
Yuzu: [Hug my pig, don't cry, don't cry.jpg]
Toast: Wait, wait, you just said that the photo I posted was actually you and your boyfriend?
Grapefruit: Uh huh~
The chat box was still for a few seconds, and the next moment it was swiped by crazy toast.
Toast: ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!
Toast: Grapefruit! ! !Why haven't I heard you say that you look so good-looking before?Don't you know that everyone on the internet thinks you're ugly?
Toast: Especially during this time!Ever since Qingtian got married to Xiao Qiao, those lemon spirits who didn't deal with you in the club have always been eccentric, and their fans are always trying to smear your image everywhere, calling you ugly or something
Toast: I'll get some of them!You should slap them with your picture!Let them see what it means to be beautiful!Still ugly?I'm so sorry, if you look ugly, then what are we?Is it a monkey? ? ?
Yuzu: Hahahahaha monkey, you are so funny!
Toast: ...
Toast: [garbled code.jpg]
Yuzu: Okay, okay, don’t be angry, I’m thinking that the National Day is coming soon, and I’ll meet you sooner or later, so there’s no need to explain this kind of thing
Toast: That's right, you're going to have a face-to-face meeting on National Day!Hahaha I'm already getting excited!At that time, you must make a stunning appearance, and it is best to bring your old Gong over there, so as to blind their dog eyes!
An Youxi paused slightly with her fingertips, and said vaguely: I guess I don't have time, so I'll talk about it when the time comes
He quickly changed the subject: By the way, where did you see the video of my old Gong singing?
Toast: Tsk tsk, I knew you blocked our community group as soon as I heard it, wait a minute, I'll find the chat records for you... Grass mud horse, the group of lemon extracts in the group has started again!
An Youxi froze for a moment, and clicked on the community group that she hadn't entered since the Qingtian incident.
There are too many historical news, An Youxi wisely searched for the keyword "handsome", and then scrolled down from tonight's news.
The video was streamed from the short video app, An Youxi was not surprised, he did see a lot of people holding up their mobile phones to record.
In the beginning, everyone in the group was licking their faces normally, until someone found out that the school in the video was Yanda University, and Lemon Essence became Anyouxi inexplicably.
Just like what Toast said when he reminded An Youxi to be careful about Qingtian, it was indeed no secret when An Youxi was in school in Yancheng, and most people in the club knew about it.
group chat--
Lemon Essence A: Yuzu’s school seems to be in Yancheng, maybe it’s in Yanda
Lemon Essence B: Hahaha, I think too much. After Yuzu’s college entrance examination, when we asked him which school he was from, he was not willing to say. It must not be Yanda.
In the eyes of the Lemon Essences, if An Youxi really got admitted to Yanda University, she would have to show it off with great fanfare, but when they asked, they only said "in Yancheng" lightly.
What can this mean?Isn't it just that I failed the exam, but I'm embarrassed to say it, so I can only use the famous holy place of "Yancheng" as a cover?
An Youxi was speechless, she was making a lot of fantasies, and she still had to label him, why didn't she become a director with so many inner dramas?
Toast was probably watching the group chat too, so he poked over and complained crazily: This group of people is disgusting, the news about your ugly appearance is all because of their yin and yang, it was just an ordinary entertainment dubbing, who cares about you Is it like a flower or a Xi Shi, the voice is nice, it’s enough to make up your mind, if it weren’t for them, your reputation wouldn’t be ruined like that
An Youxi was also disgusted. All these rumors came to him, so he definitely couldn't just sit idly by.
He comforted Toast first, then clicked into the group chat again.
group chat--
Lemon Essence A: By the way, Qingtian may be in Yanda, isn’t he admitted to top2?
Qingtian: I did study at Yanda University
An Youxi glanced at the message, typed without paying much attention, and was about to click send, but Qingtian took the lead by accident.
Qingtian: @梅香粉[email protected] Lemon Jing B Grapefruit is also at Yanda University, a school with me
The two lemon essences didn't expect that they would be attacked suddenly, so they said sourly: How do you know?Are you two dating?
It took a few seconds for Qingtian to reply: I have indeed seen
An Youxi looked terrified, on the one hand, she felt awkward that Qingtian actually spoke for her, and on the other hand, she was horrified by this half-covered attitude.
He thought that Ran Ningmu had that attitude towards Qingtian last time, and they should have broken up long ago, what does Qingtian mean now?What is this man trying to do?
Toast also sent a series of question marks, looking completely out of the ordinary.
An Youxi clenched the phone tightly, ready to plug it in whenever something went wrong. Fortunately, Qingtian didn't seem to want to say too much. No matter how the two lemon essences pressed her, she didn't reply until the president appeared later and said, "no prying is allowed." The two lemon essences were banned on the grounds of "other people's privacy", and the group chat finally stopped.
Afterwards, the president immediately chatted with An Youxi in private to apologize, and An Youxi kept saying that it was fine.
Let's not say that this matter has nothing to do with the president at all, just that An Youxi has been in the club for so many years and has a very good relationship with the president, so it is impossible to anger the president for no reason.
But such a fuss, after all, affected the mood.
An Youxi felt sad, turned off the bedside lamp and planned to go straight to sleep, when a call came in suddenly.
"It's so late at night, who..."
An Youxi muttered, and picked it up without seeing it clearly.
"elder brother."
In the next second, Ran Ningmu's magnetic voice suddenly sounded in the darkness.
An Youxi hurriedly took out the earphones from under the pillow, her heart pounding with fright.
"Hello?" An Youxi glanced at the light in the opposite bed curtain, held the phone under the quilt, and asked cautiously, "It's so late, why are you calling all of a sudden?"
"Why are you asking me?" Ran Ningmu's voice sounded incredible.
"Huh?" Should I know?
An Youxi couldn't figure it out, she lowered her head and glanced at the dialog between herself and Ran Ningmu——
An Youxi: [Old Gong, do you think my posture in bed is standard.jpg]
Ran Ningmu: [Do we really want to do this.jpg]
Ran Ningmu: [The dog is shy and covering his face.jpg]
Ran Ningmu: [Since you want it so much, I'll give it to you.jpg]
冉
"It's okay, it's just a little saliva," Ran Ningmu opened his eyes anyway, and when he saw An Youxi's expression, he panicked, and quickly coaxed him, "It's okay, don't cry, brother, look, really Just a little bit of saliva, just a little bit."
While talking, Ran Ningmu showed An Youxi the hands that had wiped his face. Between his slender fingers, there was faintly tinged transparent liquid of unknown color.
"Don't look!" An Youxi rushed up to hug his hand, her whole body was about to collapse.
"Okay, I don't want to look at it," Ran Ningmu picked up the soda bottle, intending to take it away later, instead of returning to his seat, he held An Youxi's hand and said softly, "You will accompany me to find it now. Auntie in the cafeteria can use the kitchen to wash her face? It’s not a big deal, is it?”
An Youxi finally calmed down a little bit, thinking back to her reaction just now, her cheeks became hot all of a sudden, almost her whole body was stiffly dragged and dragged to the kitchen by Ran Ningmu.
On the way to the kitchen, An Youxi saw someone frantically knocking on her phone from the corner of her eye.
Alas, this is also impossible.
He has always been very clear in his heart that, as Yanda's top CP, Honey Lemon Grapefruit will always be surrounded by endless people who eat melons.
They don’t like sugar, don’t eat without melons, and are always active in the front line of cutting sugar and eating melons.
They laid foundations, built high-rise buildings, and built villas on the homepage of the forum, striving to share the sweetest, largest, and most fragrant melons with the people of Yanda as soon as possible.
They are the backbone of Yanda Forum's real estate business, well-deserved gossip local tyrants, and selfless and hardworking melon farmers.
I just don't know, after the famous "grapefruit cheating incident", what kind of melon will be passed on this time.
Could it be that "the grapefruit is suspected of not touching the Adam's apple enough to touch the lemon, so it slobbers the lemon in public"?
Will everyone suspect that he is not a grapefruit, but a horse made from grass mud?
This is not good, even the species has changed!
Ran Ningmu helped An Youxi wash off the Sprite stained on his chin and collar with clean water. Seeing that his soul was out of his body, he couldn't help pinching his face: "I said it's fine, why are you still here?" A dead old Gong look on his face? Smile? Bro?"
An Youxi, who was still awake, retorted reflexively, "Your wife just died."
Ran Ningmu: "Hahahahaha!"
An Youxi was stunned for a moment before realizing that she was scolding herself, and her heart suddenly groaned.
Ran Ningmu shook his head and sighed: "You've already sprayed it, what else can you do? How about I spray it back?"
An Youxi glanced at the unfinished Sprite in Ran Ningmu's hand, took a step back and opened the distance, covered her face with her hands, only showing two tight eyebrows, and shook her head hummingly: "Don't! You go open!"
Ran Ningmu was caught off guard by being caught off guard, and almost blew himself up on the spot.
He took a breath of restraint, grabbed An Youxi's hand, and led her out of the cafeteria.
Ran Ningmu led An Youxi all the way to the back door of the cafeteria under a thick sycamore tree before stopping, then turned around and held An Youxi's two hands, staring at him fixedly, then raised one hand , pressed An Youxi's red earlobe with her thumb.
An Youxi shrank slightly from the cold of his water-stained hands.
Ran Ningmu paused slightly, and then the remaining four fingers moved together and lifted An Youxi's chin upwards, clamping An Youxi's entire left cheek with his jaws.
An Youxi only felt that her face held by Ran Ningmu was instantly numb, as if a cluster of fire had been ignited, quickly spreading to her whole body.
The face is so small.
Ran Ningmu rubbed the smooth skin on her palm subtly, thinking quietly in her heart.
Smaller than the palm of his hand...
Hiss, it's still hot.
"You, what are you doing?" An Youxi stared at Ran Ningmu's pale lips, her mouth parched.
Ran Ningmu said aggrievedly: "Brother, you just sprayed my face with saliva."
"What the hell? Hasn't this matter already turned the page? Why do you say it again?" An Youxi exploded with excitement.
Ran Ningmu played dumb: "I don't care, anyway, I'm going to retaliate against my brother now, so you can say whether you accept it or not."
Salivary revenge?
An Youxi was stunned for a moment, and instantly realized that Ran Ningmu really wanted to have fun with him!
An Youxi was very shy, swept his eyes over his lips, and asked timidly, "How do you want revenge?" Are you planning to flick my mouth with your tongue?
"Hmph, guess." As Ran Ningmu said, he cupped An Youxi's face and approached with his head down.
The adrenaline in An Youxi's body soared rapidly, he held his breath hard, opened his eyes wide and stared at Ran Ningmu's mouth, and the bullets flew by in his heart.
Are you coming?Are you coming?
The first kiss in my life finally has a chance to be buried, right?
Ha, go to hell first kiss!Let's have a bath with Ran Ningmu's first kiss!I've been coveting Ran Ningmu's sweet mouth for a long time!
etc.An Youxi suddenly thought of a very serious question.
Ran Ningmu's first kiss should still be there, right?
"what."
An Youxi suddenly felt the tip of her nose being bitten lightly by something wet and sharp, she covered her nose reflexively, "Bite me."
"That's right, you were the one who bit you." Seeing An Youxi's accusing expression, Ran Ningmu couldn't help blowing on his long eyelashes, like lifting up a little girl's skirt, her smile was wicked and sweet, "Now my saliva is on your face, and we're even."
……
An Youxi was still resentful after returning to the dormitory: "He would rather gnaw my nose than my mouth, this innocent man."
The roommate was speechless for a while: "You just tell others what you are saying now, and make sure that they will fly to our dormitory immediately to chew on your mouth."
An Youxi sighed and said, "Impossible, I'm too reckless, it will scare me to attack."
Roommate: "...Your self-awareness is quite clear."
An Youxi: "Hehe."
The roommate couldn't help dragging the chair over, and poked An Youxi's arm curiously: "Hey, let me ask you a question, why on earth are you pretending to be innocent in front of your old Gong, your real personality is not like that at all, Isn't this tiring? And you should be very popular among gays if you are open-minded? Why can't you tell your husband frankly?"
An Youxi was helpless: "Didn't I stare at him for more than ten days during Mumu's military training?"
"Hmm, then?"
"Then, there happened to be a girl who asked Mu Mu to confess her love to her. Mu Mu rejected her, saying that she likes pure and shy boys." An Youxi looked at her roommate quietly, "Do you think I am pure?"
"Uh," the roommate always felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't say it, so he could only say, "Isn't it always said on the Internet that once you meet the right person, the series of standards you set for your favorite type before will all be invalidated?" ? Maybe you are the right person in Ran Ningmu, so the type he likes doesn't count for you?"
An Youxi was silent for two seconds, then lay awkwardly on the table, poked her phone and said, "What if Ran Ningmu's standard is true?"
Roommate: "Huh?"
An Youxi whispered: "If Ran Ningmu's standard is true, after he finds out that the real me is different from the me in his fantasy, he doesn't like me anymore, what should he do if he wants to break up? I simply don't have the ability to bear that kind of risk, Because I really, really like him."
But the real you is different from his imagined you!
The roommate opened his mouth, but he still didn't say such hurtful words.
An Youxi also knew in her heart that this thing was like a ticking time bomb.
Ran Ningmu came to their dormitory before, and An Youxi was repeatedly frightened into a cold sweat several times.
If you can choose honesty, An Youxi believes that no one will be willing to deceive the one you love, because the feeling of concealing it is really terrible, and people with bad hearts may have the risk of sudden death.
But there is no way, he really, there is no other way.
"Cheating" is like walking a tightrope. Once you step on it, it's hard to turn back. Every step after that is just to be done and cherished. After all, the vest may suddenly fall off one day.
"Okay, I know you're doing it for my own good. In fact, I understand the truth. At least... let me be mentally prepared to confess."
As for how long this psychological preparation will take, it is unknown.
As an outsider, the roommate can't say anything, just say "you know what you have".
This topic is not very good, and the atmosphere in the dormitory was suddenly a little depressed. Fortunately, Ran Ningmu called suddenly. After An Youxi answered, she immediately stood up excitedly: "Hey, I always ask me to go out to play, tonight you continue Stay alone."
The roommate looked at An Youxi who came out like a butterfly with resentful eyes, and said bitterly: "Nimma, when I have a boyfriend in the future, I must show my affection in front of you every day."
An Youxi paused, looked back at her roommate with a troubled expression, and pursed her lips: "Then you...be careful to protect yourself."
Then the door slammed shut.
"Why should I protect myself..." The roommate scratched his head inexplicably, smacked what he said just now, and couldn't help cursing after a while, "Damn, blame this gay couple for being too troublesome, He made it easy for him to say, bah, bah, bah, what boyfriend, girlfriend, girlfriend."
The roommate turned around in disgust, still thinking about the conversation he had with An Youxi just now.
Although it's hard to deal with An Youxi pretending to be pure, but when it comes to the reason for An Youxi's deception, it's so strange no matter how you think about it... What's wrong?
In fact, the misunderstanding between An Youxi and Ran Ningmu was a simple logical problem.
First of all, Ran Ningmu fell in love with An Youxi's face at first sight. Secondly, An Youxi's face belonged to the cold and distant face of Gaoling Flower. In addition, the two of them were not very familiar at the beginning, and An Youxi's personality was relatively different. Be restrained, even though getting along has proved that An Youxi is not noble and glamorous, but An Youxi's appearance is too deceptive, not to mention that he is thin-skinned and easy to blush. Inevitably, Ran Ningmu "judged people by their appearance" to An Youxi Xi was labeled "pure and shy".
From An Youxi's point of view, because Ran Ningmu likes pure and shy people, that's why he pretends to be pure.
In fact, Ran Ningmu clearly liked An Youxi first, and then said "like pure and shy".
It's the same with Ran Ningmu.
All the camouflage is only due to a small order reversal.
……
There was no late self-study on Friday night, and many freshmen came to the playground to enjoy the shade, which was much more lively than usual.
There are teachers and students running at night on the track. There are different guitar clubs on the playground in twos and threes. Circles of students sit around the outer circle of the lights, watching the guitar playing and singing under the lights, and talking with their friends Or chat and play with someone.
After An Youxi arrived at the playground, she habitually looked around the edge of the runway, but she didn't see anyone from Ran Ningmu, so she remembered that she had come out and forgot to ask where Ran Ningmu was.
He took out his phone and was about to click on Ran Ningmu's chat box when he suddenly heard a familiar voice from a speaker not far away.
"Brother, turn around."
An Youxi looked back in surprise, and saw Ran Ningmu in a crisp shirt and trousers, standing under a bright light, holding a microphone in his hand, looking at herself with a smile.
In that circular stage marked by lights, there was no one else except Ran Ningmu who was alone.
More than ten days ago, An Youxi's soul was taken away by Ran Ningmu with only one side. Since then, she has been a beauty who doesn't think about eating and drinking, can't sleep at night, and scratches her heart and lungs, which shows that Ran Ningmu's appearance is superior.
His facial features are handsome, with deep and sharp lines, which are exquisite enough when taken apart individually, but together they are like a perfect realistic portrait of the lover in his dreams.
At this time, this face, which can be regarded as perfect from the perspective of An Youxi's aesthetics, is spreading out unreservedly under the star-studded night sky, every bit of it is magnified and magnified by the soft and bright lights, and the beauty attack is multiplied. Ten, ten, ten times, it made An Youxi's heart beat.
Ran Ningmu took the microphone and walked to the stand behind him and sat down, plugged the microphone back in, then picked up a guitar resting at his feet, and drew a graceful arc with his slender fingertips, the gentle music like water Then flow out.
Under the separation of light and darkness, Ran Ningmu precisely locked An Youxi's eyes in the dark, and smiled softly: "A piece of "Намалюютобiзор", for my boyfriend, my beloved brother, An Youxi."
An Youxi's heart trembled slightly, and in the next second, Ran Ningmu's deep singing voice accompanied by the clear guitar sound slowly flowed out in the refreshing summer night, full of affection.
Намалюютобзор,
I want to adorn you with stars,
Щопадутьзнебесвноч,
let them rise in the night sky,
малюноктойскладу, вкуточкупдпишу,
In the corner of this painting, I will put the names of my subordinates,
Щотзор,тоти.
These stars are all you.
Намалюютобсонце,
I want to draw a sun for you,
Щоблищитьвтвохочах.
Because it is closest to the light in your eyes.
Атискажештомо, колибачиштимене,
You tell me that when you look at me with all your heart,
Щотесонце,тоя.
The brightest sun is me.
……
Солодкалюбовтвоя.
your love is so sweet,
Вобйматвохочуя.
So sweet that I want to hold you in my arms.
Мосерденькопослухай,
Please listen to my heartbeat,
Сльозипоцлуймо,
Please kiss my tears dry,
любовсвоювдолоняхнамалююятоб,
I want to draw my love in your palm,
Мосерце, тоти.
Honey, my heart is all about you.
An Youxi has listened to this Ukrainian song countless times these days, but it has never been as profound as it is now, as if the soul is soaked in the gentle spring water, overflowing with too many emotions, It couldn't hold it at all, and poured down along the edge of the soul, almost squeezing the chest cavity.
At this moment, An Youxi seemed to see the stars and the sun. These two things that could not coexist were displayed in front of her at the same time.
The stars dotted Ran Ningmu's eyes, making him full of poetic beauty even at night like Van Gogh's "Starry Sky".
The sun burns my heart, making me become the most dazzling sun in Ran Ningmu's eyes, just like the lyrics in Ran Ningmu's singing, even if I am in the dark.
At the end of the song, there was deafening applause and cheers at the scene. Someone excitedly held up their mobile phone and kept adjusting the distance. It should be recorded.
Only then did An Youxi realize that the other guitar clubs on the playground had stopped singing.
When Ran Ningmu was singing, all the crowd in the playground turned their attention to Ran Ningmu under the light.
An Youxi didn't know if this person knew, but at this moment, he was wearing a lot of stars, which was obviously more dazzling than any other star in the universe.
At this moment, the shining star stood up after placing the guitar, and looked at herself again holding the microphone.
"I announce you, brother," Ran Ningmu's two pear dimples dazzled, and the corners of his mouth almost grinned to the ears when he smiled, his canine teeth were thick and milky, and he said coquettishly, "If you also announce me, come up and hug me." hug me, okay?"
After finishing speaking, Ran Ningmu opened his arms towards An Youxi, revealing a generous chest and a soft heart filled with the three characters "An Youxi".
An Youxi almost flew towards him, and crashed into Ran Ningmu's arms in a daze, making a muffled bang.
Ran Ningmu swayed from being hit by him, smiled and supported An Youxi's back, and kissed An Youxi's hair affectionately.
The screams at the scene almost overturned the school, An Youxi tightly grabbed Ran Ningmu's clothes, oblivious to everything around her.
An Youxi thought to herself.
He's really finished, he won't get rid of the pH 2.5 in his mind for the rest of his life.
There is no one in the world who can refuse a big gentle dog who is showing love to him while holding his heart under the starry sky that everyone is watching.
Even if he is dead and nailed in the coffin, he will still be in the tomb, shouting with this decayed vocal cord: honey lemon grapefruit must be real! ! ! ①
So what if you really want to pretend for the rest of your life?
No matter what the price is, he will never let go.
This man, he's sure about An Youxi!
……
At the same time, other people who were perfectly blocked by the two leading actors:
"What the hell are you doing? Marriage proposal? Then I forgot to say 'promise him' just now! Uh, it doesn't matter if I don't say it at the moment..."
"It shouldn't be? Didn't the two of them even set up the wedding table? What else is there to propose?"
"A group of single dogs, why don't you allow them to show their daily affection? Open your mouth to eat candy, and you're done! Huh, huh, lemon is so romantic and pampering, grapefruit is so soft and shy, honey lemon grapefruit is so sweet, today It is also a day to cry for the beautiful love."
……
When Ran Ningmu came down from the stage, the two of them held hands and walked around the playground intimately.
Along the way, other students kept passing by, showing ambiguous and kind smiles at the two of them, as if they were silently wishing the two gifted scholars and beauties a happy marriage forever, with no doubts about their love.
Of course, the above is the official statement. In fact, it is the aunt who is full of sweets, with flushed cheeks and a spring-colored smile. She is obviously single, but it is as if she is also in a sweet relationship.
Selflessly sharing one's own happiness with the vast number of single dogs, this is also the spirit of An Youxi and Ran Ningmu's dedication to spreading honey lemon grapefruit sugar to the entire land of Yanda.
With the cool summer breeze blowing, An Youxi narrowed her eyes comfortably, remembering the way Ran Ningmu looked at herself under the light just now, her face was still burning a little: "I didn't even know, you can actually play the guitar."
Ran Ningmu said modestly: "My uncle opened a few small bars and is familiar with the bands in the bars, so he took me to learn a little bit."
Although Ran Ningmu said "small bar", but thinking of Ran Ningmu's life experience...
The word "small" is still open to debate.
Ran Ningmu pinched An Youxi's fingers between her fingers and played with them carefully, and said softly: "Brother, do you like the surprise I gave you?"
An Youxi nodded, and praised without hesitation: "I like it, I like it very much, I like it very much!" After she finished speaking, she paused, and said with a regretful expression: "Oh, I was so busy watching it that I forgot to record it!"
"It's okay, if brother likes it, I will sing it to you every night before going to bed to lull you to sleep, okay?"
? ! !What kind of fairy treatment is this?
An Youxi's tongue twitched, and she blurted out: "Then I'll go back to sleep right now!"
Ran Ningmu was really stunned, and after a few seconds, he let out a chuckle, leaned over to An Youxi's ear and said in a low voice, "Brother, do you want to be coaxed by me so much?"
An Youxi exploded into pink shrimps: Accidentally, I was too impatient, ashamed.
"Let's go back after the last two turns." Ran Ningmu paused, and pinched An Youxi's red face with a low smile, "Go back and put brother to sleep."
The pink shrimp, Mimi, chirped, "Okay, I'll just listen to you."
……
That night, the time An Youxi took to take a bath directly broke the record for the fastest battle bath in their dormitory.
The roommate felt that he could hear the bathroom door open and then close, and then An Youxi flew from the bathroom to the bed.
The roommate was shocked: "Yuzi, when did you learn to float on water?"
An Youxi quickly poked her head out from the curtain: "Shhhh, I'm going to bed right now, Mina-sang, good night, hehehe."
Roommate: This rippling little ending sound, those who didn’t know it thought you were going to watch a movie soon.
"Okay, good night, I wish you and your old Gong become popular in your dreams."
An Youxi was grateful: "Thank you brother, you are really my brother!"
……
An Youxi lay straight on the bed with a bewildered smile on her face, and it took her a while to remember that Ran Ningmu didn't know when he was going to sleep, so how could she sing to coax him precisely before he fell asleep?
An Youxi thought for a while, then touched the phone next to the pillow, typed for a few minutes, and finally sent a message to Ran Ningmu, which she thought was "playful, cute, intimate, and affectionate without being too much." Hungry, thirsty, and full of 'I'm going to bed soon' hints" was the perfect message.
An Youxi: [Old Gong, do you think my posture in bed is standard.jpg]
The translation is actually: Sing to coax me!
After the news was sent out, An Youxi stared at the phone nervously, ready to pick up Ran Ningmu's voice call as soon as possible.
But before the call came, An Youxi unexpectedly received a message bombardment from Toast.
Toast: Grapefruit! ! !I'm sorry I was wrong, I take back what I said earlier that Qingtian looks like a little milk dog, this is the real little milk dog! ! !
Toast: [Ran Ningmu singing from every angle]×n
Grapefruit:……?
The sudden dimensional wall rupture?
Toast: Look, grapefruit!Isn't it super milky and super handsome!This face, this waist, this leg, I'm crazy!Is there a Milky Way that just throws the sky away?And the voice is super nice too, what kind of fairy attack sound is this, it's soft, sweet, deep and magnetic, and so gentle to the point of explosion!Help, what kind of superb man is this!
Toast: It’s a pity that he already has a date. The photos above were taken when he sang to his partner on the playground. Woohoo, not only is he handsome but also so flirtatious, he deserves to have a boyfriend
Toast: That's right, his partner is also a man, but because his boyfriend has been burying his face in his arms, so the photo didn't capture his boyfriend's face, but I have already sneaked into their school and stole his boyfriend's photo come out hehehe
Toast: [Photo of An Youxi]×n
Grapefruit:……
Is it okay to eat melons on my own head?
Toast: Look at the grapefruit!Isn't his boyfriend also super beautiful!Still the type of cold beauty who sucks and sucks!Ah, I'm dead, what kind of fairy match is this!The sweet, cuddly, coquettish little milk dog × the noble and proud Gaolingzhihua Leng beauty!
Toast: Sure enough, the best way to defeat the cold beauty is to throw a coquettish little milk dog at him!I was so shy that I buried my face in my boyfriend's arms and so on, it was just unbearable!
Toast: No, no, no, I’ve already made up [-] words in my brain in an instant and drove through the waste text to see the begonia blooming in the sea!Hurry... Grapefruit... Hurry up and pass me my oxygen bottle, I'm about to be soaring blood pressure that I can't breathe!
Grapefruit:……
Grapefruit: [hesitant to speak but stop.jpg]
Toast: What do you mean by coincidence?They actually go to the same school as you!I heard that they are still the two major school grassroots of your school. My God, what kind of fairy tale is this that has been brought into reality? People in your school must be crazy every day!woo woo woo
Toast: Wait... What's your expression?Why don't you drink with me?Don't tell me, you don't even like this kind of beauty? ? ?
An Youxi wanted to return me to kowtowing with you, I just came back from the kowtowing scene, and the nosebleeds had already flowed all over Ran Ningmu's chest muscles, okay?
Yuzu: What is your posture now?
Toast:? ? ?
In a distant university dormitory in Huaguo, a handsome boy glanced at the bed board under his buttocks, and sent a message with a puzzled expression: I'm lying on the bed, why are you asking this?
Yuzu: Then lie down and be careful not to fall off the bed
Toast:? ? ?Why don't you just say something?
Yuzu: Well, you just posted a photo of me and my boyfriend
Grapefruit: [complex heart.jpg]
Thousands of miles away, the handsome boy jumped up straight from the bed, hit his head on the upper bed with a bang, and immediately lay back on the bed with his head in his arms, screaming in pain.
"What are you doing, Tusi? I was almost sent out by you in a flash." The big brother who beat the king on the upper bunk roared angrily.
Tu Si looked dazed: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'll bring you breakfast tomorrow morning."
The upper bunk immediately grinned and said: "Oh, it's okay, it's entertainment anyway, it's a trivial matter, then I want egg pancakes, chicken tenders, ham, meat floss, and a cup of soy milk, thank you, Sisi."
Tu Si: "..."
When Tu Si got back his phone again, he found a series of question marks from Youzi, probably wondering where he had gone.
Toast: Woohoo, I hit my head on the bed!
Grapefruit:……
Yuzu: [Hug my pig, don't cry, don't cry.jpg]
Toast: Wait, wait, you just said that the photo I posted was actually you and your boyfriend?
Grapefruit: Uh huh~
The chat box was still for a few seconds, and the next moment it was swiped by crazy toast.
Toast: ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!
Toast: Grapefruit! ! !Why haven't I heard you say that you look so good-looking before?Don't you know that everyone on the internet thinks you're ugly?
Toast: Especially during this time!Ever since Qingtian got married to Xiao Qiao, those lemon spirits who didn't deal with you in the club have always been eccentric, and their fans are always trying to smear your image everywhere, calling you ugly or something
Toast: I'll get some of them!You should slap them with your picture!Let them see what it means to be beautiful!Still ugly?I'm so sorry, if you look ugly, then what are we?Is it a monkey? ? ?
Yuzu: Hahahahaha monkey, you are so funny!
Toast: ...
Toast: [garbled code.jpg]
Yuzu: Okay, okay, don’t be angry, I’m thinking that the National Day is coming soon, and I’ll meet you sooner or later, so there’s no need to explain this kind of thing
Toast: That's right, you're going to have a face-to-face meeting on National Day!Hahaha I'm already getting excited!At that time, you must make a stunning appearance, and it is best to bring your old Gong over there, so as to blind their dog eyes!
An Youxi paused slightly with her fingertips, and said vaguely: I guess I don't have time, so I'll talk about it when the time comes
He quickly changed the subject: By the way, where did you see the video of my old Gong singing?
Toast: Tsk tsk, I knew you blocked our community group as soon as I heard it, wait a minute, I'll find the chat records for you... Grass mud horse, the group of lemon extracts in the group has started again!
An Youxi froze for a moment, and clicked on the community group that she hadn't entered since the Qingtian incident.
There are too many historical news, An Youxi wisely searched for the keyword "handsome", and then scrolled down from tonight's news.
The video was streamed from the short video app, An Youxi was not surprised, he did see a lot of people holding up their mobile phones to record.
In the beginning, everyone in the group was licking their faces normally, until someone found out that the school in the video was Yanda University, and Lemon Essence became Anyouxi inexplicably.
Just like what Toast said when he reminded An Youxi to be careful about Qingtian, it was indeed no secret when An Youxi was in school in Yancheng, and most people in the club knew about it.
group chat--
Lemon Essence A: Yuzu’s school seems to be in Yancheng, maybe it’s in Yanda
Lemon Essence B: Hahaha, I think too much. After Yuzu’s college entrance examination, when we asked him which school he was from, he was not willing to say. It must not be Yanda.
In the eyes of the Lemon Essences, if An Youxi really got admitted to Yanda University, she would have to show it off with great fanfare, but when they asked, they only said "in Yancheng" lightly.
What can this mean?Isn't it just that I failed the exam, but I'm embarrassed to say it, so I can only use the famous holy place of "Yancheng" as a cover?
An Youxi was speechless, she was making a lot of fantasies, and she still had to label him, why didn't she become a director with so many inner dramas?
Toast was probably watching the group chat too, so he poked over and complained crazily: This group of people is disgusting, the news about your ugly appearance is all because of their yin and yang, it was just an ordinary entertainment dubbing, who cares about you Is it like a flower or a Xi Shi, the voice is nice, it’s enough to make up your mind, if it weren’t for them, your reputation wouldn’t be ruined like that
An Youxi was also disgusted. All these rumors came to him, so he definitely couldn't just sit idly by.
He comforted Toast first, then clicked into the group chat again.
group chat--
Lemon Essence A: By the way, Qingtian may be in Yanda, isn’t he admitted to top2?
Qingtian: I did study at Yanda University
An Youxi glanced at the message, typed without paying much attention, and was about to click send, but Qingtian took the lead by accident.
Qingtian: @梅香粉[email protected] Lemon Jing B Grapefruit is also at Yanda University, a school with me
The two lemon essences didn't expect that they would be attacked suddenly, so they said sourly: How do you know?Are you two dating?
It took a few seconds for Qingtian to reply: I have indeed seen
An Youxi looked terrified, on the one hand, she felt awkward that Qingtian actually spoke for her, and on the other hand, she was horrified by this half-covered attitude.
He thought that Ran Ningmu had that attitude towards Qingtian last time, and they should have broken up long ago, what does Qingtian mean now?What is this man trying to do?
Toast also sent a series of question marks, looking completely out of the ordinary.
An Youxi clenched the phone tightly, ready to plug it in whenever something went wrong. Fortunately, Qingtian didn't seem to want to say too much. No matter how the two lemon essences pressed her, she didn't reply until the president appeared later and said, "no prying is allowed." The two lemon essences were banned on the grounds of "other people's privacy", and the group chat finally stopped.
Afterwards, the president immediately chatted with An Youxi in private to apologize, and An Youxi kept saying that it was fine.
Let's not say that this matter has nothing to do with the president at all, just that An Youxi has been in the club for so many years and has a very good relationship with the president, so it is impossible to anger the president for no reason.
But such a fuss, after all, affected the mood.
An Youxi felt sad, turned off the bedside lamp and planned to go straight to sleep, when a call came in suddenly.
"It's so late at night, who..."
An Youxi muttered, and picked it up without seeing it clearly.
"elder brother."
In the next second, Ran Ningmu's magnetic voice suddenly sounded in the darkness.
An Youxi hurriedly took out the earphones from under the pillow, her heart pounding with fright.
"Hello?" An Youxi glanced at the light in the opposite bed curtain, held the phone under the quilt, and asked cautiously, "It's so late, why are you calling all of a sudden?"
"Why are you asking me?" Ran Ningmu's voice sounded incredible.
"Huh?" Should I know?
An Youxi couldn't figure it out, she lowered her head and glanced at the dialog between herself and Ran Ningmu——
An Youxi: [Old Gong, do you think my posture in bed is standard.jpg]
Ran Ningmu: [Do we really want to do this.jpg]
Ran Ningmu: [The dog is shy and covering his face.jpg]
Ran Ningmu: [Since you want it so much, I'll give it to you.jpg]
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