I Pretend to Be Good, You Pretend to Be Pure

Grass!

An Youxi swished her fingers back, covering her heart that was thumping in fright.

Ran Ningmu turned her head and showed an innocent smile to An Youxi: "Do you think that celebrity's name is very similar to yours, and they both have the word '柏', what a coincidence."

An Youxi was so frightened that she almost broke out in a cold sweat: "Haha, yes, yes, what a coincidence..."

He carefully looked at Ran Ningmu's expression, and Ran Ningmu also looked back at An Youxi.

Then, Ran Ningmu blinked, pulled out a tissue to help An Youxi wipe off the sweat from the tip of her nose, muttered "It's so hot today", lowered her hand again, and continued to sneak towards An Youxi.

An Youxi looked at the trembling little finger at her feet trying to stick towards her, and said silently, "..."

Okay, it seems that this silly 1 only wants to hold hands, not "grapefruit".

After making sure that her vest was covered well, An Youxi's tense nerves finally relaxed.

At this time, a group of boys holding hands happily passed by the two of them, and the two boys on the outermost side looked back at their empty hands, shook their heads, and at the same time compared to An Youxi. A little heart with no clear meaning.

And the pair of clasped hands in the middle of the group of boys is still shaking provocatively, as if to say: Lovers dogs, lovers dogs, other people hold hands, I'm stupid, twitching and making a ball, I have him, have you? .

An Youxi: "..."

Ran Ningmu: "..."

What's the matter with the inexplicable feeling that the two of us have been humiliated?

……

How was it exposed?How could his tightly wrapped waistcoat be exposed?

On the way to dinner, An Youxi kept thinking about this question.

"Yuzi"'s voice is different from his usual speaking voice and reading voice. Even if it feels a little familiar, it can't be directly associated with his vest, right?

It can't be such a coincidence that the girls in Ran Ningmu's class are his diehard fans?

Or did he unintentionally do something easy to fall off...

Wait, what did Ran Ningmu say just now?

He heard the press release he read on the radio between classes, and he praised how nice his voice was?

Come on, it's broadcasting!

He only played the role of an announcer in a radio drama a few years ago, how could he forget it?

He shouldn't have agreed to Xia Qianqian back then, wouldn't that be equivalent to stripping off his clothes and not knowing it, or even going out for a walk around with bare ass foolishly?

At this moment, An Youxi deeply realized what it means to "a misstep will cause eternal hatred".

But besides that, An Youxi thought of something even more terrifying.

Since even other people have heard it, wouldn't Qingtian have recognized him long ago?

To say that he didn't come to him before, the reason can be attributed to the uncertainty of his true identity for the time being. Now that his vest has been exposed and his identity has been confirmed, it would be too weird for Qingtian to keep quiet like this?Could it be that there is still a big move waiting for him on National Day?

An Youxi's absent-minded look was too obvious, Ran Ningmu looked at An Youxi several times but didn't notice, until the two reached the intersection of the cafeteria and dormitory, Ran Ningmu suddenly interrupted An Youxi's tangled thoughts .

"Brother, why don't we go to the cafeteria today and order takeaway in the dormitory. I just finished my physical education class and I sweated a lot. I want to go back and take a shower first." After a pause, Ran Ningmu continued, "A little while If I ordered takeaway, can I trouble you to get it for me?"

"Of course." An Youxi came back to her senses, and didn't think about why Ran Ningmu didn't ask her roommate to help him get the takeout. She opened her mouth and happily danced into the trap set by Ran Ningmu, and even had a tap dance, " Then let's order together, and when both of our takeaways arrive, I'll bring them together."

"That's great," Ran Ningmu's eyes flashed a gleam of success, and he said naturally following An Youxi's words, "I'll go to my brother's dormitory to get takeaway after I take a shower, and then we'll eat together."

"Yeah."

Sitting in a row with Lao Gong, having dinner, and watching a variety TV show while blowing on the air conditioner, wow, it's so wonderful!

After Ran Ningmu left, the first thing An Youxi did was to take out her mobile phone Baidu "Yuzi".

Fortunately, Baidu is so powerful that the entire first page is full of certain Rutaceae citrus plants.

An Youxi thought for a while, and typed in "star pomelo" cheekily.

Grapefruits, Internet celebrities, female stars, etc. are all in a mess, and I have a cv grapefruit barely caught in it, which is inconspicuous.

An Youxi finally felt relieved.

While thinking about the dinner appointment with Lao Gong, he went back to the dormitory happily, until he opened the door and saw his closet full of ×18 Xiaohuang, Wen Xiaohuang, and Manga, and the aggrieved ones waiting beside ×18 The elder Yue collapsed silently, and quickly dragged out the empty storage box from under the bed, and put away all the indescribable things.

The roommate looked at him curiously, and joked vaguely while eating: "Yo, is Xiaoyouzi finally planning to move out and start living together with Lao Gong? He actually started packing up his belongings." gone."

An Youxi raised her head with a deep expression, "No, it's your son-in-law who is going to visit your old man again."

The roommate was stunned for a moment, and reflexively glanced at the door: "I'll go, you Lao Gong is coming to our dormitory again? No, didn't he just finish class? Have you two had lunch yet?"

"No, so he will eat takeaway with me in the dormitory later." An Youxi clapped her hands and stood up, and cast a wandering glance at her roommate, "And that's what you just said."

Roommate: "Huh? What did I just say?"

An Youxi only said deeply: "Yuelao is here to wish you all your wishes come true, your wishes will come true, and your wishes will be fulfilled."

After finishing speaking, he made a gesture of "the world blesses you" to his roommate.

The roommate thought for a long time before remembering what he said just now, and couldn't help but swear: "... Nima."

Your own dreams are none of my business.

……

Ten minutes later, Ran Ningmu knocked on An Youxi's dormitory door for the fourth time in history.

"This is my desk." An Youxi touched her desk cautiously as if introducing her son, she almost pushed her desk towards Ran Ningmu, and said, "Hey, call me Dad".

Desks always have a special sense of belonging for college students. For example, only their own buttocks, stinky feet, underwear socks, Mala Tang, etc. can appear on their desktops.

As for the others...

piss off.

In this way, introducing one's own table to others seems to be a trivial matter, but the actual connotation is sacred and solemn.

It is not just a table, but also the face of college students!

After finishing speaking, An Youxi looked at Ran Ningmu nervously, like a young daughter-in-law who introduced her troublesome son to a future wealthy husband, fearing that if the other party was not satisfied, she would not be able to marry.

I just don't know why, but Ran Ningmu's expression seemed a little strange, like curiosity, like guilty conscience, and with a hint of surprise, he repeated: "So this is my brother's desk?"

An Youxi was dumbfounded: "Yes."

However, why did Ran Ningmu use the word "originally"?Could it be that his desk has secretly hooked up with his daddy long ago?

Wow, the table, the table, is this how you repay me for Mommy feeding you so much shit and pee?

Before An Youxi could continue to radiate magical thinking, Ran Ningmu's next sentence almost broke An Youxi's defense on the spot.

"Brother, you," Ran Ningmu paused, scratched his head again, looked at An Youxi who blinked in confusion and clarity, and said with a childlike expression, "Where did you hide the old man Yue? "

The author has something to say:

[The main character of the entertainment circle is favored by Su Shuangtian and the sand carving text ~ "The old Gong finally broke down after returning from fast travel [Entertainment circle]"]

In order to save the old Gong who was in a coma after a car accident, Gu Nianci conscientiously traveled through small worlds to collect his soul fragments. However, due to force majeure, they fell in love and killed each other in every world, abusing each other.

These small worlds include "Cold-faced Killer: Codename 007", "Apocalyptic Carnival: The Gluttonous Feast of the Zombie King", "Demon Hunter: Wings of Fallen Angels", "Humanoid Weapon: Machine Boyfriend Has No Heart", "Blood Sacrifice: Mandala Blooming" On the Hill"...

After 10 small worlds, Gu Nianci finally completed the task and returned to reality, ready to happily date and love Lao Gong. Unexpectedly, after Lao Gong came back soon, he finally became mentally retarded :)

Back to the first day of reality:

Gu Nianci was anxious: "Doctor, how is my Sisi? Are you awake? Why didn't you see anyone?"

The doctor silently pointed to the corner——

Qin Sihuai's tall figure hid behind the curtain, quietly poked out a cold eye, and then swished a "dart" towards Gu Nianci.

Qin Sihuai: I, the killer, have no feelings!Wash inside, wash inside!

Gu Nianci, who was hit in the head by a paper airplane: "..."

Damn mental retardation.

One night:

Gu Nianci pulled his tie: "Are you coming or not?"

Qin Sihuai gave him a humiliating look, took out the razor and shaved his legs silently.

Gu Nianci's eyelids twitched wildly: "What the hell are you doing?!"

Qin Sihuai was deeply saddened: "My pure soul is about to be defiled by demons, hereby I am willing to shave off the wings of angels and swear that I will never associate with angels again."

It translates to-

I'm dirty, my hair is gone, blah blah! QAQ!

Demon Gu Nianci: "..."

I can't bear it anymore, I don't need to bear it anymore, just throw myself down!

The Buddha-like cold vase shou who only wants to show his affection × holding an abuse script in his hand, but the sand sculpture mentally handicapped tyrant who always ends sweetly

1v1 Shuangjie, Sand Sculpture Sweet Pet HE