I Pretend to Be Good, You Pretend to Be Pure

I don't know if it was stimulated by the "premature baby" cake. When the roommate came back, he suddenly changed his aggrieved state of being unilaterally stuffed with dog food by the couple, and began to output madly in revenge.

Anyone who has read the 100 questions about compatibility of husband and wife knows that the scale of the later questions is bigger than the last one. In order to maintain her innocent image, An Youxi couldn't answer the last question.

Ran Ningmu finally seized the opportunity to help An Youxi drink, so he came to have a drink. Seeing the refreshment, An Youxi began to wonder if this person had been thinking about drinking for a long time.

Ran Ningmu's drinking capacity is really good. Seeing that he really put down all the roommates at the scene as he promised, he was still holding a wine glass and sipping lightly.

Alcohol made his face flushed, and he just lay in his arms, half-opening his eyes, looking at An Youxi from bottom to top, his two eyelashes were thick and long, trembling, like Light waves.

An Youxi felt that her heart had been taken away, and she was wondering whether she was drunk or not, when Ran Ningmu suddenly smirked with two canine fangs on her face, and called him softly: "My wife, I miss you."

puff.

An Youxi heard the sound of her heart beating.

He licked his dry lips, lowered his head slightly, and asked cautiously with trembling voice: "I, am I right in front of your eyes? Why do you still say you miss me?"

"I just miss you," Ran Ningmu's reaction seemed a little sluggish, and he spoke slowly, like sticky toffee. Think about it, because I can only pretend to be you in my eyes and my heart."

Puff puff puff.

The heart was beating faster and faster, and it couldn't stop no matter what.

Even though she didn't drink, An Youxi felt that she was very drunk.

Drunk and fell into Ran Ningmu's dimples.

Well, his judgment was wrong, it seems that Ran Ningmu is also quite drunk, otherwise how could he be so clingy!

Ran Ningmu's dimples are not dimples, but a big wine jar filled with 84-year-old Lafite.

Ran Ningmu's canine teeth are not canine teeth, but the paws of a milk dog that bit his heart itchy.

Ran Ningmu's voice was not a voice, but a life-threatening chain that seduced him.

I!Life!without!La!

Ran Ningmu suddenly stretched out her hands, and softly called to An Youxi: "Honey, give me a hug..."

"Hula-"

The roommates who were lying dead on the dining table suddenly rose up collectively.

"Oh, my head hurts, am I drunk?"

"I have a headache too, and I'm drunk too!"

"Then let's go back to sleep!"

"Tired and shrunk!"

An Youxi watched him and Ran Ningmu's roommates chant exaggeratedly with a tangled expression, then packed up her things in seconds, and flew out staggeringly.

In the blink of an eye, there were only him and Ran Ningmu left on the scene.

Ran Ningmu secretly praised his family members for being so discerning, and reached out to hug him shamelessly again: "Honey, hug..."

"Hey, good, good, hug!"

An Youxi couldn't do anything about this clingy big dog. While trying to swallow the blood that was vomited up, she silently prepared herself—prepared to bear Ran Ningmu's weight.

It would be bad if one was not careful and fell his clingy big dog. After all, Ran Ningmu's height is so low, no matter what...

Huh?

An Youxi was taken aback.

Why is it not heavy at all?

Ran Ningmu: It's a joke, how could he have the heart to put the weight on his wife?He is so heavy, if someone is crushed, who will compensate his wife!

Ran Ningmu embraced him from behind, like a super-sized bear doll, sniffing An Youxi's neck and shoulders vigorously: "Honey, you smell so good."

"What nonsense are you talking about... cough cough!"

An Youxi really convinced herself of her stinky and shameless mouth, and changed her words abruptly: "...What are you talking about, let's go back quickly, the dormitory will be closed later."

"Okay, go back... go back to the bridal chamber..."

Seeing Ran Ningmu's stupid look, An Youxi was glad that she had managed to fool her, and she didn't care about why Ran Ningmu was obviously drunk, why her steps didn't wobble at all, and she quickly hugged him and slipped away.

However, Ran Ningmu's true psychology: the wife with a mustache is very cute!

……

It stands to reason that it should be very convenient for a drunk like Ran Ningmu who is neither heavy nor rambunctious to carry, but Ran Ningmu couldn't help but opened his mouth.

I ran into a classmate I knew on the road.

The classmate asked: "Why did you two go? You were so drunk."

Before An Youxi could answer, Ran Ningmu suddenly raised his head from An Youxi's shoulder socket, and while hugging his neck like a koala, waved to his classmates and said with a smile: "We just went to You are happy to come back from the wedding banquet, so drink more."

"Wedding table?" The classmate asked in confusion, "Who is getting married today?"

An Youxi: "No—"

Without waiting for An Youxi to argue, Ran Ningmu already spit out the beans in his mouth like a pea shooter: "Of course it's me and brother."

Ran Ningmu once again took advantage of his inhumanity as a big sugar producer, squeezed the spit out beans into a honey lemon grapefruit flavored wedding candy, and forcefully stuffed it into the innocent classmate's mouth: "Today is me and I Brother's big day, I just sent away both in-laws, I'm sorry, classmate, I may not have time to greet you, because we have to rush back to the bridal chamber for the wedding night... woo woo."

The rest of the sentence was blocked by the flushed An Youxi with her hands.

Although what should be said and what should not be said has been deliberately let out verbatim by An Youxi.

The classmate's expression shocked the entire dormitory, and slowly spit out a beautiful national curse: "Fuck?"

When An Youxi saw her classmate's eager fingers, she knew that she wanted to post.

He's really convinced by Ran Ningmu's cute little sweet mouth^^ Hehe, I wish Ran Ningmu could talk more so he could talk more^^ Oh hehe, it's best to announce it to the world with a trumpet^^ Hehehe.

However, considering her personality as a pure and pretty daughter-in-law, An Youxi finally just smiled shyly at the classmate she was not very familiar with, and then dragged the big dog on her back to "flee away".

Maybe it's really a combination of misfortune and blessing, or maybe God can't understand An Youxi being so arrogant.

When passing by a trash can, An Youxi planned to throw away the bag of snacks she brought out.

At this time, he was holding a garbage bag in his left hand, a cake bag in his right hand, and a raning wood on his back.

So, he neither threw out the Ran Ningmu on his back, nor threw out the garbage bag in his left hand, but stretched out his right hand without hesitation——

With a snap, "Zaosheng Takako" shattered into pieces in the trash can.

An Youxi was stunned for a moment, and stared blankly at the garbage bag that was greeting her arrogantly in the palm of her left hand, and the next second, her sadness flowed upstream.

Do not--

The first wedding gift in his life!His premature son!He didn't even taste a sip!

What kind of broken hand is this?Why didn't I throw you into the trash can together?

He is so wronged!Hey woo woo woo!

Even Ran Ningmu, who pretended to be drunk, was shocked by An Youxi's retarded behavior.

After two seconds of silence, the Ran Ningmu on An Youxi's body suddenly rose up straight like a lemon tree, poked An Youxi's pug-like cheek and said, "I'm going to buy two ice creams, you're right here, don't Move around! Brother, wait for me to come back!"

An Youxi, who was forced to recognize her father again: "..."

How the hell can he score twice?

But Ran Ningmu didn't leave for a second, and quickly backed away, holding An Youxi's wrist: "I was wrong, I agreed at the beginning, even the toilet can't separate me from brother, brother and I go shopping together .”

An Youxi: "..."

Although An Youxi didn't remember that she had "agreed" with Ran Ningmu in the past, when the cold and slippery ice cream seeped through the gap between her teeth and slowly slid down her throat, An Youxi did feel relieved many.

He glanced at Ran Ningmu and asked in a low voice, "Are you sober?"

Ran Ningmu's body paused imperceptibly, and used all his acting skills to show An Youxi a foolish smirk like a fool looking at his beautiful wife, so stupid that all the foolish roe deer in the Northeast came to recognize their relatives: "Wife!"

An Youxi: Ah, it looks like she's still drunk.

He poked the ice cream cone just like Ran Ningmu poked his cheek just now, and whispered softly, as if talking to himself: "Why do you suddenly want to buy ice cream?"

No one spoke, it was natural, after all Ran Ningmu was still drunk.

An Youxi was bright and sad, sweetly and sadly eating up the ice cream in her hand.

Until he held the cone paper and walked to the trash can that made him feel sad again, Ran Ningmu, who thought he couldn't speak, suddenly spoke.

At some point, Ran Ningmu quietly walked behind him, seeming to lower her body slightly.

As a result, the deep voice slowly rang out above his head with the aroma of wine mixed with the sweetness of ice cream.

"Because," he said, "I look like I'm about to cry."

An Youxi's ears burned instantly.

Ran Ningmu said in her heart: Although my elder brother must look very beautiful when he cries, he still hopes to witness such a beautiful scenery for the first time in another place.

One, more suitable place.

The author has something to say:

Lemon: It can be hard or soft, salty or sweet. I am the ordinary chasing wife genius. (pride)

It suddenly occurred to me that if there was no misunderstanding at the beginning, according to the persona of the two of them seducing the other wild, they should have hit a home run at the first sight of meeting. Let's see if this IF can be turned into a side story.