I Pretend to Be Good, You Pretend to Be Pure

Although it was said that they were invited to dinner, both roommates said that there is no need to be particularly solemn, and it is enough to simply meet each other and recognize each other's faces, which can be regarded as saving the two of them on their wedding expenses.

An Youxi stayed at school for a long time and had a lot of places to eat, so she recommended a super popular small restaurant near the school. The boss's wechat, I will help them set up a table in advance, and just report the number directly when the time comes.

Both of them had no class in the last session of the afternoon, so they planned to go there early and wait after finishing their self-study in the library.

It stands to reason that you need to leave your name on the reservation. An Youxi didn't know whose name was left by the roommate, so she only asked the proprietress where the seat was, but she didn't expect the proprietress to shake the spatula flying while cooking without raising her head. He shouted loudly: "Yuzi and his old Gong are here! Xiao Ming? Where is Xiao Ming? Come quickly and bring Yuzi and his old Gong in!"

An Youxi: "...??"

Ran Ningmu: "...Pfft."

This small restaurant is really small. It is perfectly located at the intersection of a cross alley extending in all directions. The kitchen is facing the street trees. As soon as the proprietress’s vital capacity is released, good guy, all passers-by with a radius of ten meters around the store door came over. An Youxi really enjoyed the feeling of being watched by all.

What's outrageous is that Xiao Ming didn't know where he went and didn't come out for a long time, causing the proprietress to yell again and again. The proprietress's endless possession. ①

An Youxi was only one step away from dying in place, and she said angrily, "No need, no need, let's go in and find it ourselves, just tell us where—"

Coincidentally, this classmate Xiao Ming, who couldn't shout no matter how much he shouted, appeared again at this time, rushed out grabbing a rag and said, "Here we come! I'm sorry I just wiped the table upstairs and didn't hear it. Where are Youzi and his old Gong?"

"Pomelo and his old Gong are here." Ran Ningmu waved to Xiao Ming in response, and generously sprinkled a life-saving giant candy with honey lemon grapefruit flavor like a generous holy father.

An Youxi almost rolled his eyes and fainted in Ran Ningmu's arms, half choked by his own sugar, half ashamed by Ran Ningmu, he thought to himself that Ran Ningmu was really a magical handsome man, who usually held a small hand with his wife , are so stingy, why are you so generous when you initiate sugar?

"Hey." A soft voice like a cat's meow floated faintly from behind.

An Youxi turned her head in a daze, only to find a girl behind her was staring at her with a blushing face and bright eyes.

An Youxi, who has been in corruption for many years, instantly understood the kind eyes of this family. It was the way her mother looked at her older son, and the way her aunt saw her two older children getting together.

Look at the light shining in those big Kaziran eyes full of the wisdom of primates, we can kindly call it the light of aunt.

At this time, the aunt was obviously overwhelmed by the sweetness of honey, lemon and grapefruit, and she was repeatedly tempted on the verge of death just like An Youxi.

However, Ran Ningmu, the son of a rich family who grew up in rich clothes and fine food, didn't know how to write the words "why not eat minced meat", so he suddenly wrapped his long arms around An Youxi's shoulders, and then rubbed his face affectionately on his head, Finally kissed him on the cheek again.

An Youxi: "..."

Swish, swish, swish.

With Ran Dahu's three consecutive swings, three shocking giant candies flew down desperately, hitting people's heads and faces dizzy, and one handful was sweeter than the other.

"Let's go bro, we're off to dinner."

what seat?Is it a wedding table?

An Youxi thought dizzily.

Sorry he feels like he might need to see a dentist before eating because his teeth have been knocked out by a mouthful of honey lemon grapefruit candies!

"Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee."

"Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee."

"Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee."

I don't know when, following the smell of sugar, more aunts gathered towards the store in the form of surrounding the city from the countryside. While clasping their hands and screaming, they shot the aunt's light at the two of them, as if to say: " Mommy's big boys, I wish you happiness."

Ran Ningmu and An Youxi stuck close together, like conjoined twins, then Ran Ningmu nodded to the smiling Xiao Ming, and strode into the store with An Youxi, who was out of his body, with the soul behind her in his arms. The beeping was completely isolated from the door.

After entering the cubicle and sitting on the seat, An Youxi stared at the void and made friends with Moon God for a long time before returning to her soul.

"You," An Youxi smacked on Ran Ningmu's series of earth-shattering actions just now, and finally came back to his senses, looking at him and asked in a low voice, "Did you do it on purpose just now?"

"Yeah, I was spotted by my brother..." Ran Ningmu smiled shyly, and at this time he was as young and shy as usual. He blinked and looked sincere, and said, "I just look at those The girls seem to like to see us show our affection, so they don't think that they just happen to send out wedding candies on this big day to spread the joy, but it turns out that they really like eating dog food, and they are so full that they crow."

An Youxi: "..."

Very good, this is very Ran Ningmu, the couple deliberately show their affection in the name of sending sugar to spread happiness, what the hell... It's so cute!

As the saying goes, single dogs do not distinguish between gender and species, whether it is a dog or a human, they are treated equally in front of Ran Ningmu, and they are always little dogs who have been poisoned by honey lemon grapefruit sugar!

An Youxi imagined in an instant, "A fluffy little milk dog carrying a small bamboo basket full of honey, lemon and grapefruit flavored candies walked in front and sprinkled candies, followed by a group of single dogs who radiated the light of aunts to eat candies" The picture, almost made me scream too cute.

Although the ending of the story is very sweet, the accounts that should be settled still have to be settled.

An Youxi sent a message to her roommate: Your midterm focus is gone.

An Youxi's roommate was walking into the cubicle while playing with her mobile phone. When she saw the news, she stopped and rushed over with a groan the next second, holding An Youxi's thigh and crying loudly: "Dad! I made a mistake, Dad, I don’t dare to do it again, Dad, please forgive your son mercifully this time!”

"Go away, what nonsense!"

An Youxi looked at Ran Ningmu in embarrassment, and then saw Ran Ningmu's moist eyes looking at her, with tears in her eyes, two horoscope eyebrows, the corners of her mouth turned down, and an emoji yellow-faced villain's expression on her face He said aggrievedly: "Brother, we haven't consummated the house yet, where did you give birth to such a big son for me?"

An Youxi: "...Puff cough cough cough."

Ran Ningmu's roommates just stepped into the cubicle when they saw the scene of Ran Ningmu acting like a baby, and instantly got goosebumps all over their bodies.

Heart: Shit, last time my sister-in-law came in a hurry and they didn't notice, why is Brother Ran so shameless in front of his sister-in-law?A man has a face and his wife doesn't love him. Seeing his sister-in-law blushing, tsk tsk, he deserves to have a wife.

at the same time.

An Youxi's roommates: Shit, last time my brother-in-law came in a hurry and they didn't notice. This brother-in-law is too fucking good at acting like a baby, right?Men are not delicate and their wives don't love them. Seeing Yuzi blushing, he deserves to have a wife.

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①Original sentence: There is no restriction on taking and inexhaustible use, which is the endless storage of the creator. "Ode to the Former Red Cliff" Song Su Shi

Yesterday I chatted with my friend and said:

There is a particularly embarrassing thing, my name is abbreviated as rnm, which looks like a sun at a glance. Your mother, when I first wrote this abbreviation in the article, I was worried that readers would laugh. Unexpectedly, the real situation is far beyond relieved my worries

They first had a hahaha meal in the comment area, and then they stopped calling "Gong" or Gong's name in my comment area, and just abbreviated rnm

So, my comment area is full of rnm

……

Me: There is a hint of sadness in the spoiled smile