[Zhongyingmei] What kind of magical girl

Describe the clown's current expression in a way that everyone is familiar with, that is, the old man, the subway, and the mobile phone.

It's true that he likes to toss others and have fun with others, but he never thought that he would make fun of himself!Even if the Joker is indeed calculating, who would have thought something this outrageous would happen?Immersed in his modified consciousness, he never checked those video tapes at all, let alone Batman and others, even the recorder himself could not accept the current result. Look, in this video, the air pointed Howling, slapping fool!It's anyone's choice, but it can't be him!He would never admit it, because it seemed really, really stupid!

Especially the "Jason" whose voice was higher than the voice and rippling, it was extremely stupid!

Compared with the clown, one of the parties, Jason, wanted to show a funny expression. If he still felt some physical and psychological discomfort when he saw the videos of himself being tortured by the clown at first, then when they When I started to watch the clown playing the real clown in his one-man show...it was really funny to the point of laughing.

That's right, those days of blood and tears are long gone. He knows better than anyone that Jason Todd is no longer that caged bird with broken wings. He regained his strength, trained himself, dug out carrion for treatment, and raised his gun to avenge - he wanted to find a clown to make a break, but he cherished his hard-won second life more, and he didn't want to follow Batman's teaching again. The way, that way may be right, but it is not so suitable for him.

"It's really exciting." Jason heard himself say in a relaxed tone: "It really buried him not participating in the show, ha! It's a pity that no theater troupe will sign the clown. It's a pity."

It's crazy how easy it is to be in the face of a clown.

"That's right, it's a pity." As if he didn't notice his complicated mood, Guangfengyuan Jiyue nodded in agreement, and the tear mole under those black eyes almost filled the rim of his smile. With bad intentions: "So the clown can only perform in front of you and me, hahaha!"

Clown after surveillance: "..."

He finally remembered why Guangfengyuan Jiyue's face made him feel familiar!This familiarity is not because of the intimacy of reuniting old friends, but because it is this person who not only ruthlessly and blatantly played him like a golf ball, but also rescued the birds he caught, and even made him do it in secret. Under the wrong circumstances, such a good show was staged for all the audience and gentlemen present!Damn it, why didn't he remember it before, why the hell did he remember it now, did he trigger some damn condition to return the memory? !What the hell did this bastard do to his head!

It's a pity that Jiyue, the core Ruguang Fengyuan, doesn't know how the Earth Defense Department's logistics work is done. He can't answer this question. At most, he will generously admit his deeds of beating the clown and promise not to repent. Continue next time.

"What you said before was all wrong, clown." When everyone fell into an awkward silence at the same time, Guangfengyuan Jiyue was not affected at all. He even raised his chin arrogantly, twisted his waist gracefully, and walked on purpose After a few catwalks, he walked up to everyone and put on a proud akimbo pose: "Jason is not yours, nor is it Batman's, he is—"

Cooperating with his exaggerated movements pointing at himself, Jason opened the baffle of the mask, and he once again showed his face to the crowd with a little helplessness towards Guangfengyuan Jiyue and a little gloating towards the clown, Batman and his party who already knew his identity were fine, but they didn't know who he was—the clown jumped up as if he had seen a ghost.

But this is not over yet, Guangfengyuan Jiyue doesn't mind making the clown feel more stimulated.

"It's mine!" Guangfengyuan Jiyue declared loudly in front of everyone without any shame, his right thumb pointed to himself, and his proud little eyes swished on the clown's nerves.If he had a tail, it would be flying by now.

Jason!Such a big Jason!He saved it!He is alive!Who took care of Jason's mental health?It's him!

Batman: "..."

clown:"……"

Haha, the clown doesn't know whether this is funny or not. The person he thought he had killed not only survived, but now appeared in front of him with the guy who ruined his good deeds. Fool playing!

"Great." The clown said gloomily, staring at the triumphant face of Guangfengyuan Jiyue, his teeth were itchy with anger, but there was nothing he could do; , he turned on the lights and let himself enter the clown's business mode again: "Go to hell with the video tape! I'm tired of this boring game. Now, the clown wants to meet you face to face. The recording hall on the roof, you will come Right, Bat? Jason?"

It will definitely come, everyone present has a lot of bad debts to settle with the clown.

No one praised him, Guangfengyuan Jiyue curled her lips a little dissatisfied, and resumed her usual indifference, hanging her head and swiping at her phone. After a few clicks, he took the lead in pulling Jason to run again up.

"Do you think it's possible for me to give him another wand?" He asked, "to make up for the regret of not hitting a home run last time?"

Jason, who was made so nervous by Guangfengyuan Jiyue, was so helpless. The outrageous scene of the clown's head being holed in a hole really appeared in his mind, and he said indescribably: "... ...the clown wouldn't lose his reputation that much."

After all, he is the criminal prince of Gotham, so do yourself a favor, Your Royal Highness the Gorgeous Prince!

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What should I do if I want to threaten Batman?Tell him you're going to shoot all of Gotham.

What to do if you want to piss off Batman?Tell him you're going to blow up Gotham.

But these threats obviously didn't have that good effect on Jason and Kofengin Jiyue. Jason may still have complicated feelings for Gotham, but Kofengin Jiyue?He didn't eat snacks when watching the show because he didn't bring them.

The Joker, like before, tried his best to trick Batman into jumping into his trap. He likes to watch other people do multiple-choice questions, and most people will lose to his tricks; In most cases, it can get what it wants, which is why the clown likes him very much. The unexpected always makes people feel exciting, doesn't it?

Just like now, after a short fight, the clown who used some dishonorable means temporarily incapacitated Batman and his party-even Batman with an iron will is just a mortal body, and mortals The body has too many things it can't resist.

Except for Jiyue Guangfengyuan.

In the eyes of the clown, Batman has always been contradictory, but now, the contradictions in Jiyue Kofuin are more noticeable than Batman, for example, no matter who thinks he has a good relationship with Jason, but when Jason When he really collapsed to the ground next to him, he just watched with cold eyes, looking extremely indifferent.

"You're more ruthless than I thought, sweetheart." The clown exclaimed, "I thought you'd at least help him up."

"He's such a big guy, he won't break if he falls on the ground." Guangfengyuan Jiyue raised his eyebrows at the clown, and he took two steps towards the clown with his high-heeled shoes, making a series of crisp clicking sounds: "What do you want, clown? One-on-one with me?"

"Look at these advanced live broadcast equipment!" The clown opened his arms, sighed intoxicated and madly: "Do you know that the scarecrow has wanted to reveal the true face of the little bat for a long time, although it doesn't matter to me who he is, But, most people want to know the answer, are you right?"

Guangfengyuan Jiyue tilted her head: "Do you want to remove Batman's mask live?" He walked a few more steps, almost walking around the group of people who were supporting him: "Including Red Robin ? Including Robin? Including... Arkham Knight?"

"You asked them all to gather here just for this kind of boring purpose?"

Joker: "..." No, his plan was not like this at all. In his vision, these people would fall into remorse and madness because of his perfect video tapes. He could have used Jason's death again to give Batman A painful blow to the marrow...and then what was he going to do?It doesn't matter what he wants to do, if it wasn't for Guangfengyuan Jiyue, how could he damnably think of the Scarecrow's shoddy plan, you know, their relationship has never been very good.

"But before that, I'm going to cause you some trouble." The clown said, "Although you seem to have been involved in this dispute in Gotham, you never took the initiative, you just played your hateful lips... I guess you're under some kind of restriction that you can't directly interfere with any of this, can you, sweetheart?"

"Oh, men don't like being called sweethearts, do they? That's right, my dear audience, this is a beautiful oriental boy in a skirt." The clown laughed maliciously, although Guangfengyuan Jiyue His face was expressionless, but he was sure that his words made him unhappy, and just confirming this would make him feel like he had regained the situation a little bit.

Guangfengyuan Jiyue doesn't mind others revealing his gender. To be honest, he just doesn't like the way the clown talks to him. It's just nonsense. Why does the clown think he's starting to control the situation?

"That's right, my organization does have such regulations." He admitted generously, "So?"

"That's wonderful." The clown said, "Then I would like you to be the only guest on the scene to witness for yourself the crisis that Batman and his assistants are about to encounter." Snap your fingers: "Private seats, you're welcome."

Kofengin Jiyue sneered, and he looked down at the status quo of the others: Batman has regained some strength, and he will be able to stand up soon; Jason is holding the gun tightly, planning to give it to the clown if he gets a chance. Come on a bullet; Red Robin leans against the wall motionless, looking like he has given up; and the best Robin has drawn the knife from his waist, he is waiting for Batman to order, Just rush up and chop off the clown's head.

"It's like you didn't expect the content of the videotape to become your own third-rate one-man show, clown." Kofengyuan Jiyue said slowly: "You haven't turned over in the gutter yet? Ah, look behind you .” When he said the last sentence, the casual and perfunctory tone seemed to be coaxing the clown that there was a UFO behind him.

Sure enough, the clown didn't buy it and laughed loudly: "What's behind me? Are there eyes that the audience is looking forward to? They must have been impatient to see the little bat being killed by me—"

The clown was speechless, and a pair of broad and warm hands silently grabbed his neck from behind. Those hands were lifted up, and in the posture of holding his neck, his toes were easily lifted off the ground.

clown:"……"

Because of this posture, he couldn't turn his head to see who was behind him, he could only struggle in vain under the restraint, and was forced to face Guangfengyuan Jiyue's teasing eyes.

"Guess what I'm waiting for?" Guangfengyuan Jiyue twitched one side of her mouth, and said sarcastically, "I'm waiting for someone to come."

"Wait for someone who can attack you."

——The one who appeared behind the clown came out from the portal, the burly and strong Kofengin Lianyuki.

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My sister is here!

Brother: I am waiting for someone, what are you waiting for?You are waiting to die.