[Comprehensive] Ayao, cry for you

After half an hour.

[Cub, are you in a better mood now? 】

The system cautiously asked Yao who was locked in the living room.

Yao: [Do you really want me to look at you with disappointment? 】

As he spoke, he manually turned off the highlight.

When the system chokes, Ayao's answer is always so unexpected, but after all, Ayao is just a game character's AI, and the programmer didn't write a program for her to communicate with people. It's pretty good, although the object of study seems to be wrong...but it's okay!She is still young!Teach it slowly!

Thinking that the system was revived again, following the wound materialization plug-in and language pack, he put the backpack plug-in he had just made on Yao'an, which contained the data he stole, Bian Que's poison, Taiyi Zhenren's The stove, Angela's books... He even stole Zhuang Zhou's Kun!

The system has the heart of an old father: what if a weak assistant of the daughter encounters a vicious human being, if he can't beat him, he can be smashed to death with the props in the backpack!

At this time, Yao didn't notice the system's emotional ups and downs, she was staring at her blood bar.

This amount of blood really doesn't feel safe at all!She was afraid that she would fall and kill herself!

Just now, he successfully touched the mission target, and the next second, he was backhanded by the mission target and sent into the port of Mafia.

What human suffering is this! !

There was a little more sadness in her cherry pink eyes that had lost their highlight.

Yao: Bitter jpg.

So Ango Sakaguchi, who pushed the door open, met those empty and desolate eyes.

Ango Sakaguchi: "?"

This is the cute girl the old man said? ? ?

He was almost scared to death by this dead man's eyes! ! !

Ango Sakaguchi swallowed, his Adam's apple rolled up and down, trying to recall the belly draft he had typed before.

A Yao's lifeless eyes subconsciously lowered, staring closely at his Adam's apple, with a bit of curiosity on her face.

Sakaguchi Ango: "..."

no more!Can't remember at all!What's the matter with this girl? !

Those dead eyes coupled with lively curiosity deepened Yao's sense of inhumanity, like an emotionless beast, her burning eyes stared at his Adam's apple, and then swallowed, Sakaguchi Ango even felt She will rush over and bite his throat in the next second!

However actually:

Yao: Wow!so amazing!want to touch!

Ango Sakaguchi looked at her stretching out her hand: Don't come here! ! !

system:【……】

System: [I think he's going to be scared to death, please restrain yourself, haven't you seen Adam's apple in the canyon before? 】

Yao: 【See you!But none of them move! 】

System: ...That's right, it's just game modeling after all.

【What about Oda?He can move too. 】Why did you just stare at Ango Sakaguchi alone, the child was frightened.

Yao: [Is there any?Too focused on touching porcelain and didn't pay attention. 】

[So can I touch his now?I don’t even have…]

The system data flow was disordered for a moment: 【No! ! ! 】Dad doesn't allow it! !

【Why? 】Ayao puffed up her face.

The system was taken aback, [Because, because a man's Adam's apple cannot be touched casually! 】

[Then can I touch it seriously? 】

The system got stuck for a while, and it took several seconds to understand the cub's thinking: You can't touch it casually = as long as you don't touch it casually = you can touch it seriously.

Dude, there's nothing wrong with that logic in a sense.

A Yao, a master of contemporary logic, spoke, and switched back to the highlights on the spot, blinked Pikapika's big eyes, and asked: [Is it okay? 】

The system that was sprouted again: ...

[Then you have to ask the person involved. 】

The system has compromised, it’s okay to comfort myself crazily, Zai Zai is still a baby of only 18.367 months, what’s wrong with letting a one-and-a-half-year-old little friend touch it!What's wrong! !

Xiao Er who just arrived at the station: Okay, another crazy one.

Although he wanted to complain, but as a cool guy, he still held back and watched the farce quietly.

A Yao withdrew her hand with the approval of her current guardian, she had to ask for permission first!

System: [You lay the groundwork a little bit, don't just go up rashly. 】

After he finished speaking, he was worried about throwing away, and passed several social handbooks to A Yao to read.

【receive! 】

A Yao put her hands on her knees, like a well-behaved elementary school student: "It's my first meeting, nice to meet you!"

Ango Sakaguchi pushed down his glasses: "It's nice to meet you too."

What is going on with such a written dialogue!

But the girl's eyes were bright again, and now she looked no different from a normal girl. Anyway, this change made him feel relieved, the previous look really made his scalp tingle.

Ango Sakaguchi quickly adjusted his state, organized his speech, and was about to display his ability as an excellent exclusive intelligence agent, but was choked back by A Yao's next sentence.

Yao clasped his hands together and said loudly, "Can I touch your Adam's apple?!"

Sakaguchi Ango: "??????"

system:? ? ?What about the foreshadowing?That's it? !

Xiao Er: Poof, no!hold back!My cool guy set can't be collapsed!

The scene was very quiet for a while, and Ango Sakaguchi repeated the action of pushing the glasses mechanically. Before he came, he had imagined countless kinds of behaviors that she might respond to, but this was the only one!

An absurd idea even popped up in his mind for a moment: Is this considered sexual harassment in the workplace?

Ango Sakaguchi looked at the girl who was no more than 15 years old on the sofa, and immediately dismissed that thought, how could it be possible, that is still a child!Haha, hahaha...

Can't laugh.

Because he finds out that the girl is serious.

Those cherry pink eyes stared at him, full of sincerity and curiosity.

Ango Sakaguchi almost groaned out loud, he was just here to talk and collect information!Why let him face this! !

However, as a serious and steady adult, he quickly suppressed his messy thoughts, and said blankly: "No."

"why?"

Ango Sakaguchi explained with a tired heart: "Because this is the vital point, only close and trustworthy people can touch it."

Sakaguchi Ango didn't look into the girl's dimmed eyes, cut to the point, and said in a businesslike manner: "I'm Sakaguchi Ango, a member of the port mafia. What's your name?"

Although Yao was very disappointed, she still answered him politely: "Hello, I am..."

No, this scene seems familiar!

Yao quickly searched her own database and found a video from a corner.

The copywriting of the video reads [Exchanging names like this can quickly improve your b-status in the eyes of strangers, so as to quickly shorten the distance between the two parties]

In Yao's eyes, it becomes: quickly close the distance = become intimate = become an intimate and trustworthy person = can be touched

Yao: [So it is!I understand! 】

The system has an ominous premonition, 【What? 】

Yao cleared her throat, and tried her best to imitate the voice in the video: "Vadasino, where is Eva! Spiritual guy!"

system:? ? ? ? ?

"Eh..." Sakaguchi Ango was speechless for a while, Odasaku said that her name is Ayao?How could she suddenly change her name after politely asking her name?Or... a pseudonym?

"Hmm... this spiritual guy... Cough, Miss? Maybe we can talk about the dragon just now, and your business?"

Successfully cut to the chase and returned to his usual working state, Ango Sakaguchi sat on the sofa opposite, wearing a flat suit without wrinkles, wearing round-frame glasses, with a formulaic smile on his face that could not reveal the fluctuations in his heart at all, looking gentle , and indifferent.

Yao frowned, what went wrong?He seems to have a sense of distance than before.

She clicked on the comment section of the video, and saw the first hot comment: [Hahahahaha, I am so happy, this bgm is so soulful! ]

Yao:! ! !

She suddenly realized that the problem of forgiveness was here!Her imitation just now lacked soul!

Alas, human beings are really picky!

Picky Ango Sakaguchi: ... I am not I do not want you!

Just as the system was thinking about whether the cubs that had been raised since birth were thinking differently from normal people, the logic leader spoke again.

She took a deep breath and added the bgm with pure human voice expressionlessly: "Woo—cico—cico—cico—every—die—love~love~"

Ango Sakaguchi:? ? ? ? ? ?

exist? ? ?Why did you just ignore my question and suddenly sing an embarrassing song? !

system:【……】

What is this singing about?

wrong!The question is why do you suddenly want to sing? !

The system really couldn't keep up with her brain circuit this time.

Xiao Er silently turned on Listening to Songs and Recognizing Songs, and then saw:

[Lyrics: OohIseeyouseeyouseeyoueverytime~

Translation: I see you see you every time I see you]

Xiao Er really couldn't bear it this time, the first sentence he uttered when he came to this world was not the opening line he had practiced for a long time, but...

[Good brother, don't speak up, your own people! 】

The author has something to say:

I am so happy, I kept laughing when I coded this chapter, there is an internal picture hahahahahaha

bgm is DanceMonkey

Vocals: TonesAndI

Album: DanceMonkey

This song is really brainwashing, but this Yaomei's singing may be...a little...you know!Although it is a girlish voice, it is still a one-and-a-half-year-old AI spirit. It has always been singing in the same tune, without emotion and ups and downs, and even with a trace of electric current... especially the voice is still very loud , the "Wooah--" in the front is comparable to the air defense siren.

I don't know how weird it is that I described.

There are a lot of data, countless, the ones stolen by the system will be repaired by the main system as bugs because they are incomplete, but it is not ruled out that some unlucky players will manipulate them, for example: Bian Que without poison, Zhuang without Kun Zhou, Taiyi real person without stove 23333

Sand carving text, happiness is over!The text, plug-ins and the like are all made up by me, don’t do research, I really don’t know anything about this kind of thing (the kind with more than [-] points in the information technology test) qwq

I wrote this chapter intermittently for a week, can you believe it Orz (written on paper in school), and I only organized it on my mobile phone on the weekend when I was alone (because all the writing is fragments, I have to find a way to connect it) Get up), writing from 04 o'clock to now (I had a meal in the middle, I have already asked whether the codeword is really slow), and I will return to school at 30:[-] in the afternoon.

So I can only change it (Storm Cries)

But I won't cheat, don't worry!

ps. Xiao Er and the system will have a lot of roles. They are both AI masters, and they are like family members in a sense.

pps. Please leave a comment at the end, don’t let Gugu stand-alone qwq, once you stand alone Gugujing, you will have no power, and if you don’t have power, you will be Gugugugu......

ppps. Thank you cuties for the nutrient solution, Chirp~

感谢在2020-10-0421:55:35~2020-10-1812:36:10期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 7 bottles of Dongfeng; 2 bottles of Wanqi; 1 bottle of Moomoo;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!