The white-haired sweets are all half-brothers

It is said that everything happens for a reason, if he had known it would bear such an effect, then Gintoki would not have chosen to laugh when he saw Gojo Satoru wearing a skirt, and laughed super loudly.

But there is no medicine for regret in the world, the strawberry milk that falls on the ground cannot be returned to the box, Xin Bajun cannot choose to become something other than glasses, madao cannot escape the eternal summer vacation, everything is a foregone conclusion.

Therefore, the current him, Wujo Wu, and Xia Youjie were sold to work in a ladyboy bar by furious female students, and it was inevitable for them to be the adults who took the lead in making troubles and pretending to be women.

"Then why am I here innocently?" Xia Youjie dressed in women's attire and tried hard to maintain a smile on his face as he danced.

Yin Shi, who was beside him, danced expressionlessly and said, "What are you talking about, are we brothers? Of course we have to share everything."

Gojo Satoru nodded in agreement: "Yintoki is right, Jie, we are best friends, apart from desserts, we share both the punishment of the night moth and the women's clothing."

There were a few more veins bulging on his forehead, and Xia You took several deep breaths before saying, "Get out! Don't use your crooked talk to tarnish the word friendship!"

Although it's just a one-night job, it's already embarrassing enough. Now Xia You can only silently pray that she won't run into any acquaintances.

But the so-called good things do not go out, bad things spread thousands of miles, it can also be said to be Murphy's law, everything in the world is always unsatisfactory. Xia You three people.

But let's not mention what happened later, the three of them are now having a fight because of other things.

The reason is that Gojo Satoru dared to provoke the other two, saying that his appearance is the most beautiful. This person has always known his appearance advantages, and his white hair and blue eyes and his god-given appearance really made him Above all.

Of course, no matter if it is a man, a woman or a transvestite, as long as there is a comparison, there will be competition, and human beings will always have a naive and useless sense of winning or losing.

After hearing this, Yinshi and Xia You were immediately dissatisfied: "It's just a brat, why are you so arrogant? Let me tell you, before you were in your mother's womb, Ah Yin had already made his debut in a ladyboy shop, not only as a waitress General, you still pretend to be a cute rocker on the Internet to hunt those stupid men, and you are already a super high school level JK!"

Although he really wanted to refute Gojo Wu, Xia You still chose to complain about a certain silver-haired curly hair beside him: "You two obviously came out of the same belly, right? And what are you doing? You are too used to being a transvestite." Bar!"

"Ah? Do you have any comments, student Xia You? At the end of the day, squinting is just squinting. Do you think you are handsome when you squint your eyes? In the end, it's just that your eyes are too small. I'm sorry to open them. Even the eyes People who can't even open their eyes, life is just like that, and the path of life should be closed forever like eyes!"

Gojo Satoru didn't think it was a big deal, and added fuel to the fire from the sidelines: "That's right, Jie, you still have such strange bangs, don't you think that you have character characteristics like this? Poof, squinting and strange bangs are even more important. Wearing cassock, is it because you think your character has not enough characteristics, so you need to add elements? Do you want to be the protagonist of the boy jump?"

Stimulated by the two white hairs singing together, Xia Youpi said with a half-smile: "So it's just a matter of enlightenment. When you are almost eighteen, you will still shout that I am the only one in the world. People in their 20s still wear white gauze around their eyes, and they don't wear it directly." Does Blindfold think this is handsome? Is it because he wants to make his debut as the main character of the second series? Euntoki too, the natural curls can only be disguised as masculinity instead of femininity to brag about, it's really sad."

How should I put it, sure enough, friends know each other's hot spots best, especially bad friends. The three of them are looking at each other at this time, and there is an atmosphere of sparks and lightning.

With a wave of his hand, Yinshi broke the deadlock of dissatisfaction with the other: "It's just right, that uncle over there, whoever lets him buy Dong Peili first will be the strongest, how about it?!"

Under normal circumstances, you should complain about why the uncle bought Dong Peili. This kind of competition is not so much about who is worse than who is stronger among the monsters. In order to play a silly role, that is to say, from the spitting glasses to the silly glasses frame.

Gojo Satoru was the first to act. He took off the sunglasses on his face, walked up to the target uncle, pinched his throat, pretended to be JK and said, "Hey, uncle, I'm so thirsty, can I buy a pair?" Pingdong Peli?"

Gojo Satoru's face was indeed a godsend, and the uncle was obviously shocked.

But how could Yinshi let Gojo Satoru succeed, he strode forward and put on a cute expression: "I hate it, Satoru, you can't act like a spoiled guest to guests like this."

Gojo Satoru secretly sneered, even if Yinshi wanted to imitate his cute way, it was too late, and how could the uncle's temperament be compatible with the cute JK's temperament.

That's right, this war is already his victory!

But just when Gojo Satoru thought he was sure of winning, a turning point appeared.

That's right, when Gintoki stood next to Gojo Satoru, he immediately showed his height of more than 190.

In normal times, this is just a slightly attractive sight, but at this time, it is a fatal weakness.

After all, whose JK will have a height of more than 190, no matter what aspect it is completely inconsistent!

Looking at the uncle who had already woken up, and Gintoki who was about to start a conversation with him, Gojo Satoru once again felt the horror of this man. He actually solved his own scheme just by being close. It hasn't changed before!

Taking advantage of his illness to kill him, Yinshi was ready to attack the target first: "Hi, my name is Yinzi, I'm a newcomer here, guest..."

Before he finished speaking, Yinshi was snatched away by Gojo Satoru!

"Bastard, Ah Yin is about to win. You actually came out to make trouble at this time. I didn't expect you to be such a filthy person! If you want to drink Dong Peili, it's not impossible for Ah Yin to force you to share."

"What is Yinzi talking about? Did you drink too much shochu? I'm starting to have hallucinations of Dong Peili. It's terrible. Let Wuzi wake you up."

Unlimited against the sky and the curse, the two actually started wrestling on the spot.

Just as the two were fighting fiercely, a figure with a curse spirit quietly approached the target.

"A bottle of tompelli!"

Accompanied by a familiar voice, Yinshi and Gojo Wuqi turned their heads together, only to find that Xia You had reached the target uncle's side at some point, and had obviously influenced the other party through the spell spirit, no matter how good the words were, he was deceiving Dong Peli!

Under the disbelieving eyes of the two brothers, Xia You slowly opened his eyes, showing a smile mixed with arrogance and disdain.

Xia Youjie wins the first battle of the shemale!

The author has something to say:

Wuzi, Yinzi, and Jiezi are officially debuting, everyone please support!

OOC is OOC, anyway, Mr. Wutiao is also very good at pretending in the cursing walk, there are reasons and evidences x

就是可怜了夏油，教主的能力完全用错了位置，教主的事，那能叫骗吗，那是信徒自愿的（？）感谢在2021-05-2217:59:51~2021-05-2904:19:07期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of one-way street; 1 bottle of mussel sauce;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!