[HP] The Order of the Phoenix Family

Snape confirmed that no one was following him on the steps in front of 12 Grimmauld Place, and pulled down the hat of the invisibility cloak.Before he could reach the handle, the door swung open and Nymphadora Tonks nearly bumped into him.Every inch of her hair, from root to tip, was changing into a different color, revealing the female Auror's agitated state, and as Snape backed away, the girl blinked, and—

Jumped up and kissed him.

Snape almost fell down the steps, but just as he pushed Tonks away and drew his wand, there was a scream through the door.

"What the hell!" was Bill Weasley's voice, "What are you doing with my body??? I have to—"

All movement was interrupted by the portrait of Walburga Black at the door. She screamed so horribly that the muggles on the side of the road looked around in surprise. Snape had to hurry in and close the door, taking this opportunity to be proud Luo got up quickly, squeezed past him and slipped away.

Immediately after that, I fell a shit on the bottom of the steps, which was fine.

"That's my body!" The portrait was dumbfounded by Dumbledore's body, and Bill watched the shimmering figure get up, holding his nose, and sighed in a low voice, "My nose made him crooked , that bastard Sirius..."

"...Blake?" Snape froze with his hand wiping his mouth, not caring to tease Nymphadora that she wasn't doing any better with her own body.A surge of rage and nausea shot through his chest, and he was going to kill that bastard who just got out, no matter whose skin Black was wearing.

"I can't believe he..." Bill Tonks took a few breaths and stared out the window, "He just kissed Remus! Damn, I'm almost traumatized, I'm going upstairs Kingsley was apprehended."

"Sirius must have been really suffocated these past few months, and this April Fool's prank at the old house may be a good thing for him." Lupine said blushing with Dumbledore's body, and Snape would never admit that he had gone through all this The possibility of leaving psychological trauma is as high as 80%. "He'd better go to Diagon Alley quickly. He hasn't mastered your disguise yet. He's too conspicuous among Muggles."

"It took me more than ten years to master it!" Tonks walked back to the living room angrily, and now she would not trip over the umbrella stand, "I just asked for two days off, if he dares to make a fuss about me Chaozi...go kiss some disgusting guy..."

"So it's Shacklebolt using Black's body?" Snape asked, trying not to watch the scene where Dumbledore sneaked a peek at Bill Weasley in that affectionate way, fuck it, that's all What a fool to get into this kind of trouble.

"Yes, Dumbledore went to Kingsley's side, which is very lucky for us. He will definitely be able to handle things in the Auror office." Dunbu-Lupine introduced, "Kingsley said he would be happy Rest here for two days, he hasn't slept much during this time."

"And then you let the fugitive he was supposed to capture walk out." Snape couldn't understand their brain circuits, and maybe the side effects of this damned body-changing game included insanity, "Look at Black's look , you actually believe he can hide it for even 10 minutes? If he is caught by the Death Eaters, all the efforts of the Order of the Phoenix to keep Potter in a safe place will be in vain!"

"Sirius has his measure," Lupine replied, and it was a bloody conversation, and Dumbledore's voice matched his sympathetic gentleness and it was extremely irritating.

"Whatever, I won't cry when he dies," Snape snapped. "How can I replace both of you at the same time if you have the same magic and not all of you?"

"Dumbledore asked us to return to the headquarters to assemble in 48 hours. During this period, we can do whatever we want, as long as we try not to reveal our identities."

Just as Snape was about to make his next scathing comment, a tabby cat jumped out from behind the pile of cushions on the sofa, arched its back menacingly at him, puffed and hissed.

"Hey, don't be nervous, Crazy Eye, we are all our own." Bill Tonks raised his palms up as a harmless gesture, "No one will hurt you."

The cat bared its teeth even more nervously, its claws scratched the skin, and it was about to pounce.The three humans had to back away slowly until the cat let go of its paws and backed away to the carefully constructed padded shelter.

"Well, it's Mad-Eye," explained Dunno-Lupine unnecessarily. "When they swapped, Minerva happened to be in a shapeshifting state... We guess he didn't know how to transform back, so he was nervous. West Reece said he was going to bring some catnip back and see if it would help him relax."

Drugging an ex-Auror who is as neurotic as Moody, brilliant idea.Snape bit down on the comment, waiting to see what they had to eat.

"Professor McGonagall is inside Remus." Bill Tonks added some vulgar meaning to this sentence with a snicker, "Well, anyway, Remus can use Dumbledore's body to announce that Remus Come back and take two days of Transfiguration class. It’s only two days, I guess the parents won’t object too strongly.”

"Calling a werewolf to take over as a substitute? This is blatantly against the Ministry of Magic." Snape snorted coldly. "It seems that Dumbledore doesn't think he has enough trouble."

"It's his trouble anyway." Nymphadora said, jumping up and turning around, "My God, a man's body is so useful! I don't even want to get it back! It's a pity that Bill must be returned to him My little girlfriend, he is now a disabled Auror covered in scars, he is so sad that he can't come out of his room. The second room on the second floor, don't mess with him."

"Perhaps it's hard for you to understand, Nymphadora—not everyone is so boring," Snape gritted his teeth, but Nymphadora was jumping around the room, enjoying the freedom of not knocking things over. Joy, didn't even bother to pay attention to his ridicule.He immediately became even more angry.

"It happens to be a full moon tomorrow. I'm sorry for Minerva being so happy—but I don't even remember what a full moon looks like." The werewolf was so excited that he almost rubbed his hands, "I'm going to check the weather forecast. After Leva took over the transformation, I found a high and sunny place—but I’m not used to wearing clothes on a full moon night.”

Snape had that image in his mind: Albus Dumbledore, with his silver beard and hair, running excitedly across the moonlit hilltop.

"...Not bad." He reluctantly said.

"We have to find a way to persuade Alastor to eat something." Bill Tonks had enough of jumping around for a while, and returned to them, "Being hungry for two days is enough for Minerva, you think it's hard to tie meat to a cat stick Can you stretch it up?"

"You can try it," said Deng Bu Lupin. "Sirius is so excited, I'm afraid he will have to go out for several hours to bring back catnip. I guess Minerva didn't eat it for lunch."

Snape didn't say a word. If he did, he'd have to object to the stupid idea, admitting that Shaw thought that getting close to Minerva (even if it was just her body) with a cat teaser would ruin his image.

At this time, there was the sound of four paws slamming on the ground. They turned their heads and saw a black dog the size of a bear slid down the steps, its four legs constantly obstructing each other.As the other two ran past, it lay down at the bottom of the last step, making piteous noises.

"Wow, Kingsley? Are you okay?" Bill Tonks squatted down, and the big black dog whined and rubbed against her hand, "Can you transform back by yourself?"

The dog shook his head.

Deng Bu-Lupin also walked over, bending his unaccustomed old man's knee to help touch and comfort Kingsley.And Snape, facing the warm and harmonious scene of the two and the dog, began to seriously consider which camp he wanted to work for.

Option [-]: Kreacher activates the ancient mechanism to end the participants in one pot.

Option [-]: The first person who enters the door will be the first person to enter the door when the characters perform tricks together.