[HP] The Order of the Phoenix Family

The first regular meeting after the reorganization of the Order of the Phoenix is ​​still half an hour away, and the members are all crowded on the steps in front of the door or the first half of the hall.It's really crowded.

"First, give a brief introduction to those present who haven't joined the Order of the Phoenix before." Dumbledore turned his back to the tightly covered portrait of Mrs. Black, miraculously maintaining his demeanor.

"That's the active Aurors and Death Eaters here." Beside the headmaster, Sirius folded his arms and grinned out of shape, receiving a disapproval from the old man and a dark glare from the crowd that couldn't be ignored.

"Don't count me in!" Tonks rubbed his hands, "I've already got the science from Remus, can we start directly? The kiss of innocence?"

"I got the information from Tonks," Kingsley said in his deep, reliable voice.

"Oh, then there's no reason to delay continuing." Sirius said obviously deliberately, "Sir?"

"You can do a demonstration first." Dumbledore agreed, and then...put his hand on Sirius' shoulder.

When the two of them kissed each other, voices representing shock, disgust, etc. came out of the mouths of the members one after another, and Snape's gasping was completely covered up.Sirius blinked defiantly, and then he must have done something truly provocative, and the two moved closer, body to body, arms crossed behind each other.

"Fuck," Tonks' face wrinkled, "I don't know how to evaluate what I saw, can you forget it?"

"Add me." When they parted, Sirius took a step aside, panting, "Remind me never to challenge Dumbledore again, no matter what."

"You've been kissed dead by a centenarian," Lupine pointed out mildly, getting a slap in the face.

"It's very simple." The centenarian who was pointed out looked as usual, and said while tidying his beard, "Sirius has a special talent, he can judge whether someone is completely under his will through kissing, this method It has been proven to be very effective in identifying black magic such as the Imperius Curse, and it played an important role in the last war. The current headquarters reconstruction has not yet been completed, but various tasks must be carried out as soon as possible, and for a period of time—"

"Nonsense!" Snape yelled.

"——members who have left the headquarters for a certain period of time must pass Sirius' test when they re-enter, until the protective spell is finally completed." Dumbledore continued as if he had not been interrupted, and Sirius rolled his eyes .

"Stand your ground, Snape," he said, frowning and pushing his tongue back and forth in his mouth. "I don't want your first kiss."

"First kiss?" Dedalus Diggle exclaimed in surprise, and immediately covered his mouth, wishing he hadn't, because Snape was definitely going to kill.

Tonks chuckled, and Moody stomped on his artificial leg impatiently, "Get this done quickly, the door is too dangerous!"

As he said, he strode forward, but Sirius raised his hands and backed away repeatedly.Immediately afterwards, he breathed a sigh of relief, stretched his hand to his mouth, stretched it, and then pulled out a long, long white beard.

"Sorry," said Dumbledore, and Tonks said "Ewwwwwww", she was not alone.

"Is it over?" The well-informed Moody was obviously completely immune to the scene just now.

Sirius dropped his beard and lowered his head cooperatively, letting the ex-Auror press his battered lips to his own, wincing when he was hit in the eye by the protruding false eye.In a second or two, the two separated in a businesslike manner.

"Mad-Eye is fine." Sirius announced, "By the way, Dumbledore is fine."

"Next!" Moody urged.Dumbledore acquiesced to him hosting the scene, and Snape probably muttered something about "absurdity".

Next up was Meg, who cheerfully expressed her delight at the opportunity to kiss a handsome schoolboy properly, before completing the procedure with light grace.

"Aren't you going in, Alastor?" she asked, before entering the room with Dumbledore.

"Someone has to secure the scene and check on people who waste their time and balk at kissing Blake," Moody replied gruffly. "Always be on the lookout!"

It must have counted as a threat: anyone who chose another way to get in would be poked mercilessly for half an hour, and his false eyes turned to the only Death Eater present, as if he thought it was his chance Check each other.

"There's nothing unsafe, you're not the only Auror here," Tonks protested.

At this moment, Snape suddenly rushed out of the crowd, and without saying a word, he approached Sirius, who instinctively reached for his wand.The Head Slytherin ignored this, grabbing the Gryffindor by the shoulders and pulling towards him, standing on tiptoe, almost as if to give him a headbutt.Sirius only had time to let out a defiant squeak before their mouths came together, and Tonks went "Ewwwwwww" again, and Lupine covered his eyes.

Sirius made a leather gag sound when he finally freed his mouth, and Snape tossed him aside like trash.

"Not the first kiss!" The Potions Master growled viciously, and rushed into the headquarters before Sirius could speak.

"I guess he's all right?" Dirk Cresswell raised his eyebrows.

Sirius waved his hands, coughed and wiped the lower half of his face vigorously.

"This trick is useless against real traitors. It can only identify the Imperius Curse and Ecstasy." He moved his mouth with a bitter face, and the circle around his lips was obviously red, "Fuck, who of you has heard of it?" Cupping?"

"I thought you were saying Snape sucks at kissing." Tonks snickered, "Like a first kiss?"

"Like pollution!" Sirius said angrily, "Ugh, I just want to rinse my mouth and wash my face quickly. His oily hair and nose touched me, what the hell—"

"Then test the next one!" Moody demanded petulantly.

There was nothing to be ashamed of at this point, Dirk stepped forward, then Dedalore, Kingsley.Tonks jumped on top of his uncle, his legs locked around his waist, nearly snapping Sirius in half.When she entered the room, she was tripped by the umbrella stand and flew out, causing a series of troubles such as the scream of the portrait. After Moody dealt with and reprimanded her, Sirius was still leaning against the wall half dead.

"How many redheads do I have to kiss in two days?"

"Dumbledore said that only Arthur, Molly and their working children are included. The location of the little wizard's holiday at school is fixed and there is no danger." Moody said in a tone of obvious disapproval.

Sirius turned to the last suspicious participant, and honestly, this one was very suspicious.

"You haven't spoken for a while, Moonface, I have a bad feeling." He narrowed his eyes, "Are you chewing something?"

Remus smiled. "You're going to rinse your mouth anyway."

The homeowner paused and ran away.Moody tripped him quickly, and his old friend, who had been prepared, pushed him back against the wall he had just leaned against.

A few seconds later, accompanied by screams and curses, Sirius rushed into the kitchen, knocked away several surprised members and rushed towards the sink, frantically gargling and retching amidst the sound of rushing water.

There was a faint smell of garlic in the air.