Huzhu brand collecting machine rushes to the world

Knotaba Yuhito stood on the beach and looked into the distance. The waves hit the rocks and splashed a lot.

Looking down, the little crab poked the upper of her sneakers with its pliers.

"Ah, sorry to block your way."

Knotaba Yuhito dodged to the side.

After doing this, she suddenly woke up.

No, why did she go from home to the beach?

what's the situation?

Knotabagi Yuhito turned around in a circle, but found no clues.

Who brought her here?

What is the purpose?

"To save the world."

Knotabagi Yuhito turned his back and looked vigilantly in the direction of the source of the sound.

A man in a shirt and trousers with a brown paper bag? !

"What?!" Knotabagi Yujin raised his fists, "He took me to a strange place without saying a word, and said he wanted to save the world, liar!"

Man in paper bag: "Coffee pudding."

Knotweed Yujin: "!"

She stepped back a few steps, her head moved up and down greatly, and she looked left and right at the person who came.

"real or fake?!"

"Are you the god of coffee pudding?"

"Tell me how you plan to save the world."

The person with the paper bag: "...your attitude has changed so quickly." Weren't you very wary at first?

Knotweed Youruhito spread out his hands: "I believe in people I know."

As Mr. Saitama said, she has been doing things very smoothly in recent months, and the system has helped a lot.

In terms of emotion and reason, she can trust the system.

...although the god who collects coffee pudding sounds really unreliable.

Saiki Kusuo who heard the heartfelt voice of Knotabazu Yujin: "..."

Another point, Knottachi Yuhito didn't understand: "What's the use of me here?"

Then she heard the person with the paper bag say in a slightly smiling voice, "Because you are also a 'God'."

"But you don't know how to use your power yet." Saiki Kusuo added.

Knotabagi Yuhito tentatively approached him: "Are you familiar with me?"

Saiki Kusuo tightened the mouth of the paper bag so that she would not tear it off.

"You will understand when your spiritual power recovers to a certain level."

Yuzu Yuren was even more at a loss: "Isn't the ID card a game disguise made by the system?" The system told her that the audience in the live broadcast room cannot know the truth, otherwise it will cause chaos, and the content of her live broadcast room will be disguised as a game.

So she does not shy away from using various powers in front of the camera, and she has done all kinds of magical operations in front of the live camera, so there is no need to worry that the audience will not be able to bear it.

She values ​​skills information, they are useful and guide her.

She didn't pay much attention to the name of the ID card, she thought it was a disguise to hide it from the audience.

Knotabagi Yuhito complained: "They are all high school students, who would indulge in the illusion that they are gods."

Saiki Kusuo: "..." There is one in his class.

He waved his hand, moved two stools, invited Knotabagi Yujin to sit down and said.

Knotweed Yuhito complained vigorously: "Didn't you say you want to save the world? Why are we so leisurely?"

There is no sense of crisis at all.

Their opponents are "gods" from another world and a large number of dangerous weirdos!

"A sense of crisis?" Saiki Kusuo said calmly, "Together with your strength, they are not a threat to the earth."

Knotabagi Yuhito sat down in a second, looking at him with shining eyes full of curiosity.

"My dear god, what can I do?"

She quickly promised: "As long as the crisis of world destruction can be solved, the believer is willing to offer a coffee pudding every day!" Tempting a god with coffee pudding sounds ridiculous, but what if it works?

A coffee pudding a day!

A generous promise!

Saiki Kusuo was hit by a sudden surprise, pink flowers almost appeared around him.

"There is a simple way to prevent powerful monsters from causing mass casualties." Saiki Kusuo said at a very fast speed, "Miss Knotabadi and I can combine the strengths of the world's 'settings' to prevent the tragedy from happening." occur."

Huh?

Modify the settings of the world? !

Knotweed Youruhito looked shocked: "How is this possible?"

Saiki Kusuo told her in a natural tone: "If I am alone, it will be difficult to do it." It may affect all human beings if you are not careful.

"With Ms. Knotweed around, the modification will be much easier. What do you think?"

grunt.

Knotaba Yuhito swallowed his saliva.

What happened tonight was insane.

The unassuming young man who claims to be the God of Coffee Pudding in front of him is crazy, and the appearance of people and things by teleportation is crazy.

She is also crazy.

She actually believed what the paper bag boy said!

Saiki Kusuo quietly waited for her to prepare psychologically.

Knotabagi Yuhito hesitated and said, "Can't we just make it impossible for weirdos to invade our world?"

"If space-time cracks exist, their invasion will exist."

so...

"Then... is it okay to limit the places where they come and go?"

Knotweed Yujin scratched his hair, and a vague thought came to his mind.

Since the system said that the live broadcast room is disguised as a game for the audience, can the weirdos be set as monsters in the game, as long as they harm humans, they will be teleported to other places.

Saiki Kusuo became a little interested: "Interesting idea!"

In theory he can use any super power imaginable, but there are conditions or flaws in their use, and the power is a bit dangerous when used too much.

It is not as easy for Miss Knotweed to acquire superpowers as he does. It needs to be selected and practiced. Correspondingly, she can use the acquired abilities unconditionally.

Teenagers and girls confessed their thoughts on the beach and discussed them.

Taking Knotaba Yuhito's "Karma Weapon" as a lead, Saiki Kusuo used the "Spirit of Words" to make the "Wangxiang Girl" treat the cracks in time and space as special particles, and branded the mark of "well" in the subconscious of the invading alien creatures.

In this way, it will not happen that the invading creature cannot be found and merged with the native creature to become a mutant monster.

As for the teleportation that Knotabagi Yuhito wanted, it was too difficult to realize.

Knotabagi Yourhito's excited expectations fell through, and he was a little disappointed. The fluffy pink hair on his head seemed to sense the master's will, and he also lay down on the ground.

Saiki Kusuo who was about to pat his ass and leave: "..."

He still relented.

"Give."

Saiki Kusuo handed Knotashi Yuhito a red and blue ball.

This color scheme can be described as a household name: "Pokeball?!"

Knotabagi Yuhito looked at the paper bag boy foolishly, not understanding what he meant.

Saiki Kusuo didn't know why he created a new superpower, and gave her the superpower.

Seeing the dejected look of Knotabagi Youren, he wanted to do something to cheer her up.

"Probably." Saiki Kusuo didn't deny it, "Whether it's a weirdo or a ghost, you who haven't fully recovered will get hurt if you meet him."

"If you can't beat them, trap them with poke balls and tell me or Saitama-kun to deal with them."

Yujin Knotabagi: "I have a Pokeball!" Childhood dream has come true!

The pink-black-haired girl excitedly stood up from the stool and rushed towards Saiki Kusuo who was sitting.

Passionate emotions overwhelmed her rationality, causing her to act extremely intimately towards a strange "god".

The brown paper bag was squashed by the soft place of the woman, making a crisp sound.

Saiki Kusuo: "?!"

He could feel the heat through the paper bag.

With a whoosh, Saiki Kusuo disappeared in place!

On the other side of the island, Saiki Kusuo feebly covered his forehead, making a mistake!

Miss Hu Zhang's thoughtless actions actually appeared in this kind of place.

Knotabagi Yuhito looked down at the arms that were suddenly empty, and said thoughtfully, "It's really a boy." According to the size of the skeleton he touched and his shy reaction, it should be that the boy didn't run away.

The hard touch just now... A boy with glasses?

I just don't know what it looks like... Stop it, Knotweed Yuren, invading other people's privacy boundaries is bad behavior!

He obviously didn't want anyone to know his identity.

Knotweed Yujin slapped her face with both hands, making a crackling sound. After a while, she bowed loudly and apologized: "I'm sorry, God of coffee pudding! I shouldn't have offended you! I won't spy on your identity either! We can put 'shackles' if need be!"

I don't know if he is still there, and Knotabagi Yuhito wants to apologize for his impulsive behavior.

Saiki Kusuo was not angry. Like Saitama, his unreasonable strength also took away their mood swings.

However, Miss Knotweed is a bit special.

I don't know whether it's her personal charm or her ability, but when she is by her side, I can feel the vitality of life.

Saiki Kusuo actually likes the lively Miss Knotweed very much.

The next day after school, Saiki Kusuo came to the dining car of the knotweed family, and said softly, "Please bring me a three-color dumpling and a bunch of white jade dumpling."

"Ok!"

Yuzu Yujin took off his blue coat, rolled up his sleeves, quickly fished out two strings of dumplings, and asked in a loud voice, "Guest, do you want to sprinkle the white jade dumplings with soybean flour?"

"OK thanks."

Two bunches of dumplings were packaged and placed in front of Saiki Kusuo, with a covered coffee pudding next to it.

Saiki Kusuo pointed out that something was wrong: "Boss, you took too many things."

"Huh?" Knotabagi Yujin turned around and saw that it really was.

Strange, how could she take out what she promised to the coffee pudding god and give it to this antenna boy?

Knotabagi Yuhito hammered his forehead in distress, could it be that her unintelligent head has become even more stupid?

Saiki Kusuo silently picked up the dumpling and left.

Hearing the heartfelt thoughts of Knotabagi Youroto all the way, he has a doubt: Why does Ms. Knotweed think she is stupid?

She is obviously a very clever person who grasps the key points of things very well!

Can't see through.

But it's not like Rantang can't see through, in short, it's suddenly a little difficult to deal with.

After eating a bunch of white jade dumplings, Saiki Kusuo felt a stable mood and was very satisfied.

Next to the mobile dining car of Knotweed Yujin, the customers who bought food had happy expressions on their faces.

Suddenly, a panicked man in a baseball cap rushed toward the line, knocking him to the ground with several others.

Kunzhang Youruhito and the others were shocked by this turn of events.

The man in the baseball cap quickly got up, grabbed the hostage casually, put the knife on his neck, and threatened the police who came.

People around screamed.

"Go away! If you want this little dwarf alive, go away!"

Knotabagi Yuhito ran out of the car worriedly: "My God! Mr. Zhongyuan!"

The man in the baseball cap pointed the knife at her nervously: "Didn't you hear what I said? If you don't want this little guy to die, stay away from me!"

Mori Ogai who came with Nakahara Chuya pursed his lips.

No!

Can't laugh at a time like this!