Huzhu brand collecting machine rushes to the world

Yuzu Yujin didn't expect that the real usage of "Wangxiang Girl" is to link her subconscious with other people, so that they can meet in "dreams" across the limitation of geographical space.

"...Please, big sister is not a beauty!" The bald young man in the yellow tights wrinkled like pickled mustard hugged the light honey-colored thigh of Knotweed Yujin, "Help me! I don't want to wander on the sea !"

He grumbled and complained: "It's been so many days! I only saw you as a living person!" After saying that, he was taken aback.

Knotweed Yujin grabbed the nape of his neck and said seriously: "If you continue to hug him, I will sue you for sexual harassment."

The bald young man shook his body, raised his head and asked seriously: "If you call the police, will the police send someone to arrest me at sea?"

"Eh?" Knotabagi Yuhito asked in surprise, "Do you know which exact coordinates you are on the sea?"

a bolt from the blue!

Saitama petrified!

He knows what a ghost!

Knotweed Yujin asked him to sit down on the beach chair in her spiritual world and drink watermelon juice.

With tears in his eyes, Saitama sucked and sucked hard, as if he could really drink it this way.He drank coconut water these days, squatted under the broad leaves and opened his mouth to catch the water, and his life was miserable.

Although I used to live in poverty in my hometown, I had food, meat and air-conditioning TV, but now I have fallen into a different world, why is my life getting worse and worse?

Knotaba Yuhito, who had sympathy for him and thought of a solution in his heart, was dumbfounded——

[Detected, detected the invasion of god-level creatures, please the anchor to decide for himself! 】

Clam?What the hell?

Knotweed Yuren didn't know why.

After the double commentary by the system and Saitama, she knew that Saitama is a person from another world wandering from the space-time rift in this world, and he can't go back until July when the specific rift opens.

"Big beauty!" Saitama put down the false watermelon juice, and said a request to her, "Can you help me find a person named 'Knotweed Yuren', and ask her to save me."

Knotweed Yuhito himself: "?"

what's the situation

Saitama solemnly took out a piece of paper with folded traces, the content was an IOU, which roughly meant that Saitama owed Yujin Knotabazu how much money in xx, xx, and must be repaid before xx, xx.

Knotweed Youruhito: Same name?

She took the note and looked at it carefully, but she couldn't prevent the plain note from shining brightly, turning into a golden thread and blending into the bodies of the two of them.

Saitama reacted quickly, grabbing Yuzu Yuhito's thigh again, and shouted loudly: "Boss! Please! I'm willing to do anything!"

Knotabayuhito started to be in a daze again.

She wanted to escape just now, but in the spiritual world under the control of her 'Wangxiang Girl', she was not as quick as the bald young man.

This shows that he is very strong.

Second, she and the bald young man signed a "work contract" through the note, and the "Wang Xiang Nu" established a spiritual link between her and him, and handed over the coordinates obtained from the link to the system for calculation. copies of latitude and longitude data.

Third, 170 million yen per rescue by helicopter at sea.

Saitama's face split open.

He slowly, slowly let go of his hand, picked up the empty cup of watermelon juice to suck the air, and said sadly: "I'll be fine on the island for four months." From being a social animal to being a hero, Saitama has always I have never seen so much money, and I can't afford so much money.

Youren bowed his head and calculated. Her family has always been a middle-class family that is not rich, but not short of money. Grandpa's pension plus inheritance, the cash stored in the account is about 500 million.

It is impossible to sell an old house in Sendai. In recent days, the cost in Tokyo is not much. Well, Mr. Gojo paid for it.After finishing grandpa's funeral and paying school tuition fees, there is a total of 462 million left.

It is enough to save a person, and the remaining money is enough to survive.

It’s just that she really has to work hard as an anchor and open a store to make money, otherwise she can’t afford the university tuition—the tuition fee of a public university is 80 a year, and the tuition of a private university is 200 million a year.

"Ka?"

When Yuzu Yuhito said that he would pay for him to come back, Saitama was in a daze.

The surprise came so suddenly that Saitama couldn't react.After a long while, his facial features did not move. His expression didn't look like gratitude, but his distorted appearance looked like the bald version of the famous painting "The Scream".

Knotaba Yuhito said seriously: "Don't run around, Mr. Saitama, I'm afraid the helicopter won't find you."

Saitama often shed two lines of tears in his dull eyes: "Hey woo woo woo (I'm sure I won't run around)."

**

Standing on the ground in Tokyo, Saitama saw Knotaba Yuhito, who was worried that he had no relatives and no reason, and brought food to the rescue team headquarters to pick him up, Lasagna pulled down tears.

As a result, Yuzu Yuhito, who was a little unfamiliar with him when he met for the first time in reality, immediately lost the sense of distance.

The people from the rescue team criticized and educated Saitama, an older man who loves adventure, saying that he caused his family to worry and spent a lot of money.

Saitama's face was not very so-called at first, but when he heard the word "spending money", he immediately bowed his head with guilt.

"Fortunately, your sister found out that you were missing in time, and dreamed of your coordinates relying on the telepathy between relatives, and spent a lot of money to gamble on the chance, otherwise you would not be so lucky!" Rescue captain Barabara.

Knotaba Yuhito smiled and bowed to thank them, and pulled Saitama away.

She is good at communication, and immediately asked Saitama's thoughts and plans, and learned that he was a black household, and wanted to pay her back the money to repay her kindness. After pondering, she asked uncertainly, "Why don't Mr. Saitama sell food with me?"

Saitama nods his head so quickly that afterimages appear, he solemnly said without emotion: "Mmmmmmmm!"

Yuzu Yuhito then took him to a nearby bathhouse to take a bath, buy new clothes, and showed him the all-purpose dining car produced by StarCraft, and finally decided to rent a suite in the countryside of Nerima District, Tokyo.

Anyway, she has a car, and she runs like a car herself. Saitama, who lives with her, runs faster than a car. The word inconvenient transportation does not exist in her home.

The wooden nameplate was replaced with the word "knotweed", Saitama, who lived alone, took over the cleaning work, and Knotaba Yuhito did the cooking.

In the eyes of the audience in the live broadcast room, the actions of the two people were——

[The game also has an acceleration function?Not bad, not afraid of wasting time by trifles when playing in the future. ]

The insiders were silent, and they didn't expect this direction.

Previously, some people questioned that the live broadcast room of Yuzu Yujin was not a game, but an inhuman real experiment.

Before they could make a move, Knotaba Yuhito immediately took Saitama to build a country house, which made the audience feel that she had started farming and management.

What is luck?

The insider was also convinced.

"A bowl of Kanto cooking."

"I charge you 550 yen, thank you for your patronage."

In the bustling night market, a silver mobile dining car propped up the front canopy. The tofu skewers, radishes, kelp, beef balls and other foods floating in the iron grid exude a faint heat. The pork bones and chicken bones are boiled. The soup with special strength exudes an attractive aroma.

Next to the oden is the fat and round takoyaki, with a mixture of milky and salty aromas, and the particles are large and full.

The customer swallowed his saliva, pointed at the takoyaki and bought another one.

Next to the takoyaki, there are cheese grilled sausages, taiyaki, milk tea and other snacks.

The pink-haired woman and the bald young man are in charge of cooking, while the other is in charge of buying and selling.

After a while, the best-selling iced milk tea was put up with a "sold out" sign, followed by oden and other snacks.When the last ingredient was exhausted, the pink-haired woman in charge of making the food took off her mask and let out a sigh of relief.

She pressed the button on the operating table, and the raised plane of the dining car's front awning immediately lit up in large characters, announcing the amount of remaining food.

Several students in black uniforms in the middle of the line changed expression.

The handsome young man with light blond hair and purple eyes looked shocked: "Mentaiko?!"

His companion, the heroic girl with glasses, saw clearly what was written in the fluorescent font of the dining car, and her smiling face just now became blank.

"It's only seven o'clock! The store is almost sold out?!"

When it was their turn, they could only have one cheese sausage each, nothing else.

A cheese sausage?It's no different than not eating!

Chanyuan Maki silently clenched her fists. She is a gymnast, consumes a lot of daily energy, and likes high-calorie foods that are easy to fill.The dog curly thorn is no exception, and the spellcaster also needs to fight hand-to-hand!

After working hard for a day, I can't even eat a full meal!

Chanyuan Maki held the dining car and said bluntly: "Boss! You sell too little food every day! Prepare more ingredients, and you won't be afraid that you won't be able to sell them all! Make more!"

Not only they can count, the people in the back line will also count the heads after seeing the notice. After counting and counting, they find that there is no hope, so they turn their heads and go to another house.

This silver mobile eatery has recently become famous on SNS.

Random location, random daily menu, cool appearance of the dining car, cute and cute boss, etc. In addition, the most important reason for its fame is——

good to eat!

When it comes to food, the most important thing is that it tastes good.

The food from the no-name silver food truck looks tempting, smells good, and tastes delicious.

Fast food snacks aside, such as the curry pork chop rice a few days ago.The curry is thick and delicious with rice.The outer shell of the pork chop is crispy, and there is a crisp crunching sound when you bite into it. After a slight inhalation, the gravy inside is mixed with soft meat and rolls into your mouth.After chewing for a while, everyone squinted their eyes intoxicated under the happiness of eating meat.

The blissful feeling of being full at this store lasts for several days.

There are many on the Internet, "Eat the food from other people's house, and after being reprimanded by the devil boss, I don't feel as painful as before", "I brought a bento to my wife who was hospitalized, and the wife said that the fear of surgery seemed to be a little less", "Son After eating its ice cream, I was more focused on studying that night" and so on.

Zenyuan Maki finished eating the cheese sausage, the nausea from expelling the curse spirit, the fatigue from strenuous exercise, and the unwillingness to eat enough food, all kinds of emotions calmed down at the moment of swallowing the last bite of sausage.

The dog beside him also had the same expression, calm and gentle.

It's just that when he thought that he was full before, today he only had a pitiful roast sausage. The hungry and handsome young man couldn't help looking at the boss with sad and pitiful eyes.

The boss, that is, Yuzu Yujin, she spread her hands helplessly, revealing the empty operating table sideways.

"But..." Knotabagi Yujin glanced at the swirl buttons on their black uniforms, and tentatively invited, "Would you like to have dinner with us?"

These buttons are exactly the same as those on the clothes of Mr. Gojo, Mr. Fuguro, and Mr. Nagasaki. The two people in front of them should be students of their school?

Judging by the tired look on their faces, they should have just come back from exorcising the curse.

Invite them to dinner.

She tilted her head and turned to the bald young man who put the cash box into the car: "Mr. Saitama?"

Saitama gave a thumbs up: "OK! Boss, you can do whatever you say."

He owes money for a meal, so what can he say?

Zenyuan Maki and Gou Juanji looked at each other, and said in unison: "Then thank you boss!"

Knotabagi Yuhito invited them to get in the car together, Saitama sat in front and pretended to be the driver, the dining car drove out of the commercial area, and did not stop until a small yard near the farmland in the outskirts.

If it weren't for the two magicians sitting in the car, this car that was driving more and more out of the way would definitely make people's heart tremble.The nearest family to the small house where Yuzu Yujin rented is 1.3km away, and the sparsely populated suburbs are very quiet at night.

——In order to save money, and to reduce the probability of being discovered that the operation of the restaurant is abnormal, Knotweed Yuhito suddenly had an assistant of the strongest hero at the door, and resolutely rented a small room in the country.

It was nearly eight o'clock at this time, and the sky was full of stars.

Knotaba Yuhito smiled mysteriously at the two hungry conjurers whose eyes glowed green: "Are you starving? Don't worry, we can eat right away! Wait for Mr. Saitama to get the table."

Before she called, Saitama in the front seat had already jumped out of the car and moved from the back room in a hurry?

Zenyuan Maki asked on behalf of her partner: "Such a big table...?"

The edge of the square table is about one meter long.

Knotaba Yuhito didn't make much excuses, and pressed the button of the dining car a few times.With a soft bang, the side steel plates of the dining car slowly opened and closed, and an oven was pushed out.

Saitama went to wash the handles, and before Yuzuki Yujin put on his gloves, he reached into the oven and took out three tightly wrapped tinfoil bags.

"……sharp!"

No matter how many times you watch it, Knotabagi Yuhito will still praise him for his ruthless iron hand.

The young man changed from the panic and bewilderment in which he grabbed her leg in the dream and refused to let go to ask for help. When he returned to reality, he was not only reticent, but also very calm.

But Yuzu Youren knew that he was not indifferent, but that he hadn't encountered anything of interest.

Food is one of the few things Saitama is interested in.

The moment the tin foil was peeled off, the domineering smell of meat quickly grabbed the noses of everyone present.

[If you have the ability to enable the holographic function of smell and taste, you can also sell it offline! ]

[I can smell it but I can't eat it, I'm going crazy! ]

[Crazy drooling cursing! ]

[ah!Tiger cat sauce!Please show your real identity and open a shop in reality, I want to eat it! ]

[The most uncomfortable thing is that you can taste the taste, but you can't eat the real thing. The mouth is satisfied, but the stomach is not! ]

[I'm so envious of the two NPCs invited to dinner by the host, I want to eat QAQ too]

[I don’t know why, the food that the anchor cooks in the game smells more delicious than what I smell in reality? ]

Yuzu Yuhito proudly introduced: "This is two pieces of ribs and a piece of plum blossom meat from black pig. One rib is honey sauce, the other is salty and spicy. The plum blossom meat is marinated with an exclusive secret recipe, and it tastes better when you tear it by hand! "

Zenyuan Maki didn't understand why such a big table was set up before, but now she understands 1 times!

A pot of fragrant hand-pulled barbecue, two plates of ribs dripping with glistening juice, a large bowl of springy and round rice balls, miso soup with kombu and tofu for four nights, with perilla leaves, lettuce and Fruit salad, the table is full.

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Goujuanji picked up a piece of perilla leaf, put the barbecue meat first, then picked up a small round rice ball with chopsticks, wrapped it up and swallowed it in one bite.

O curse spirits in the sky, is your dead body accumulating virtue for the magician?

"good to eat!!!"

Today's mission was well worth it!

The four of them ate heartily in the small yard.

In a small forest more than ten kilometers away, a panda squatting behind a tree was holding a weapon wrapped in cloth, and its fluffy paws were dragging its fat cheeks, waiting for its little friend to come back.

"Why is it taking so long today?"

Make a call and ask.

Zenyuan Maki and Gou Juji, who drank barley tea after the meal, breathed out comfortably. The meal was full and their emotions were sorted out.

It wasn't until Panda's call came in that Zenyuan Maki and Gou Juanji realized that they forgot about their little friend!

After a long while, the panda reprimanded angrily on the other end of the phone: "You two heartless people, leave him alone!"

"I look down on you guys!"

"Pooh!"

Knotabagi Yuhito, who heard clearly from the side, suppressed a smile.

Pfft, Mr. Gojo's students are very interesting.

Smiling and laughing, she heard the ding ding of the task——

【crack!Residential buildings collapsed! 】

[Invasion!The evil spirits are coming! 】

[Subline!Wandering three people! 】

Knotabazu Yuhito couldn't laugh anymore.

Can't you let her rest? !