Write well, don't fight

After a burst of rain, the sun came with a breeze, blowing away the melancholy that had lingered in my heart for many days.

Wei Xia likes the cake very much, it is soft and small, a bite of the cream contains all kinds of fresh fruit flavors, it melts on the tip of the tongue like honey, and it is also sweet to the bottom of my heart.

"Wow, sweets are justice!"

Words were spoken in unison from the mouths of the young girl and the girl, and soft waves seemed to be rippling in the same crescent-shaped eyes.They held up the small forks, as if they were doing the most important thing in the world, gently and lightly forked a small piece of cake, with their eyes fixed on it, carefully and cautiously put it into their mouths.

The cheeks are bulging like a little hamster, with a reddish pink color, and it seems that pink petals can be seen dancing around the whole body.

They said the same sentence at the same time, Weixia looked over curiously as soon as the words fell.

Her golden wavy hair was draped over her shoulders, and she was wearing a gorgeous bright red dress that perfectly set off the delicate skin of the little girl. Her azure blue eyes were as clear and transparent as the sky, and a sly look flashed across her in a trance.The delicacy and vividness that a little girl should have are fully displayed in her body.

"Do you like cake too?"

Since the little girl is only one table away from her, and there are not so many people in the cake shop at the moment, Wei Xia just wants to have one more like-minded cake lover, and doesn't mind asking the other party's age in such a soft voice One sentence.

The girl's sky-like blue eyes reflected the girl's figure. She smiled very sweetly and waved a fork, looking very cute: "Yes! Cake is the most just in the world!"

Wei Xia was instantly hit by Little Lolita's answer and Kawaii's behavior. She clutched her chest, her eyes curved: "You're right, girls have two stomachs! What's your name? ?”

The little girl tilted her head: "Alice, how about you, sister?"

"Yun Weixia, Weixia from April Weixia in the Book of Songs! What a nice name, you must be the little princess at home!"

Yun Weixia looked a little envious, her warm orange eyes were illuminated by the sunlight through the window, making her figure a little blurry, but those eyes were as bright as stars, even the sunlight could not compare.

"But Rintaro doesn't allow me to eat so many cakes!" The little girl waved a knife and fork angrily, "I know how to change so many skirts for others, it's so annoying!"

"How can you go so far!" Wei Xia looked a little resentful, and condemned in unison, "How can you treat a cute girl like this! A cute girl like Alice is a treasure of the world!"

"That's right!" The little girl seemed to have found an ally, her eyes lit up, and she nodded repeatedly in agreement.

"Alice sauce..."

A very resentful male voice sounded, as if it was full of old vinegar for more than a hundred years, or it was a plaintive accusation from a heartless man.

The beard is scruffy, the hair is messy, and the white coat on his body is wrinkled, which makes one wonder if it was stolen!

The eyes of the middle-aged man contained sorrow and accusation.

"Rintaro! You are so noisy!"

The girl's coquettish complaint made the man tremble all over, and Wei Xia even suspected that the other party was going to cry in the next second.

"Wuuu, how can Alice-chan say that...my heart is about to break..."

A big man...to make such a gesture of holding Xizi's heart is really...

Goosebumps all over...

Wei Xia covered his eyes: When I go back, I will find a book to wash my eyes with the philosophical and transparent words in it.

At this moment, the waitress just came up with a plate: "The strawberry mango mousse cake you ordered."

The pink and tender cake is dotted with small pieces of fragrant mango, which is fresh and tender. No woman with a sweet tooth can resist the direct temptation of this visual system.

The little girl elongated her voice and called out delicately, "Rin Taro! I want this cake too!"

"But Alice sauce...you eat too much..."

"I want it! Taro Rin is so talkative! You really deserve to be a perverted uncle!"

The man's figure seemed to have been struck by lightning, and he immediately became shorter at a speed visible to the naked eye, shrinking into a corner

The waitress was a little embarrassed: "Sorry little sister, this is the last order..."

The little girl pursed her lips unhappily and kicked the man: "It's all because Rin Taro knows how to buy skirts! He came so late!"

She waved her fork and announced, "I don't want to wear any dresses you bought!"

Like a bolt from the blue, the man raised his hand mournfully: "Alice-chan..."

"Pervert uncle, don't talk to me!"

!

The man's lonely shadow is stretched obliquely...

Why is the wind outside so noisy...

Because an old man was inseparable, tears streaming down his face...

The cake was pushed in front of the angry little girl. The girl raised her head and smiled softly at the girl: "Let's leave mine to Alice. Cute little girls always have some privileges."

"And." She blinked playfully, "It's rare to meet a like-minded and cute girl, a cake is my meeting gift."

The little girl happily waved the knife and fork again, and the man who was just a decadent unemployed man straightened his clothes now, with a serious look on his face, and coughed seriously at the girl's suspicious eyes: "Thank you The lady is willing to give up the cake to Alice."

Wei Xia shook the hand extended by the other party with some doubts: "Alice is a very cute girl, I don't think anyone can refuse her cute request. Uncle, you have a very cute daughter, you must treat her well oh."

And... Wei Xia secretly looked at the man in front of him, compared it with the blond girl again, and became vigilant: This is not a human trafficker!

Uncle... his heart felt a little sluggish, and the man's smile was a little stiff: "Okay."

This time, he found out that the other party came to the cake shop at a regular time, so he came here on purpose.

Originally, he has successfully ascended to the position of leader, has a huge foundation, capable subordinates, and powerful rights. It is not an exaggeration to say that he is a winner in life.

But lately there's been a little... little problem with one of his able men.

You said that it would be fine to throw it in the interrogation room if you have an affair with external forces or a rebellious heart. The problem is that his subordinates did not know when they started a literary creation path, and they were still running happily for a long time. trend.

Especially Ozaki Hongye, one of the five cadres, one of his right-hand men, advised [threat] with a gentle smile that he should not use [squeeze] her disciples because of his own selfish desires, such as deducting wages privately.

Yasha drew his sword out of its sheath behind the slender figure of a woman in kimono, aiming at the man's neck with a cold light.

He is also very upset... Where did he squeeze his people... He didn't even care about the fact that he received a package full of blades for no reason a few days ago and framed him as a black-hearted capitalist.

And those who care about literature [Everyone: No! ]'s men had a "warm and warm" conversation, and learned that this girl was the cause of everything, so he deliberately took the opportunity of shopping with Alice to test the girl's ability.

He can't take the other party back directly, is he going to use her as an excuse to abduct his subordinates to write a book? Although he is a lolicon, he should save face, okay?

Wei Xia just saw that the decadent uncle on the opposite side was silent for a while, coughed lightly, took out a business card and handed it to her: "My surname is Sen, I am currently the boss of a small company, if Miss Wei Xia encounters anything in the future You can ask me for help if you have any questions, as a thank you for inviting Alice to eat cake."

Wei Xia blinked, took the business card, and a bright light suddenly flashed in his brain: "You...Alice called you Rintaro, so...you are Morintaro...Mr. Mori Ogai, one of the three great writers in modern Japan!"

Mori Ogai watched the girl rushing towards him with lightning speed, his eyes were full of admiration and love: "You are the one who is known as 'Thebes', the capital of romantic literature Mr. Mori Ogai, the representative of the school! Your literary works are beautifully written, with a rich lyrical atmosphere, and the historical novels adopt a stern and objective style. The two blend without bluntness, which is a peak in the history of literature!"

Wei Xia suddenly turned away slightly, and his cheeks turned slightly pink at a speed visible to the naked eye: "Although...yours...is a bit embarrassing...but there is no restricted area in literature..."

Mori Ogai's smile became more and more rigid. Although he heard from his subordinates that the girl would say strange things, it was not until he experienced it himself that he realized that the minds of the two seemed to be in a different world.

"Miss Weisha, what are you talking about..."

Wei Xia lowered his voice, clasped his hands in front of his chest, and whispered in a fearless manner with slightly red cheeks:

"The average person in the world herds the tiger of sex/desire.

Once you have a goal, ride on the back of a tiger,

In the end, it fell into extinction since ancient times. "

"I know you must be a fearless man. It takes great courage to dare to write about the essence of human nature/desire!"

Add a pair of shiny eyes.

Mori Ogai's body was directly fixed in place, but this low voice seemed to reveal the essence of human nature as accurately as his most beloved scalpel. Even if he became the leader, he would never forget his doctor identity of.Ah... It turns out that the pen is a sharper weapon than a scalpel. He wants to go back now, use the pen to interpret the identity of a doctor, use the pen as a scalpel, and expose the secrets of human nature to the sun!

The blond-haired Lolita watched in astonishment as the man swung his white coat and sprinted through the glass door in a [-]-meter sprint. She hurriedly dropped the fork and chased after him with her complicated skirt.

"Rintaro, you idiot didn't pay the money!!!"

……

Wei Xia regained his senses from a state of trance, just in time to hear the little girl's screaming words, blinked, turned to look at the waitress who was about to cry without tears, and tentatively handed out the business card he had just received: "That ...Why don't you try sending a bill to this address?"

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Atsushi Nakajima walked into the detective agency with a package in his arms and a newspaper under his arm.

"Well, which one of you ordered the express delivery?"

Tanizaki Naomi: "This is a book ordered by Wei Xiajiang. She told me, you should unpack it first, just to check if the book inside is damaged."

Atsushi Nakajima: "Oh, okay."

He quickly unpacked the package and glanced at the title of the book: "Can Miss Wei Xia actually know how to read foreign books? You're so knowledgeable!"

Tanizaki Naomi leaned over curiously: "This...doesn't sound like English?"

She took out her mobile phone and clicked on the translation: "Let me check what the title of this book means."

The mobile phone translator faithfully translated its meaning, and by the way, Tanizaki Naomi chose the automatic reading version.

"VitaSexualis - Sex Life"

The detective agency suddenly fell into an unspeakable silence...

Atsushi Nakajima's face quickly turned red, as if he had been roasted, and he put the book on the table in a panic: "Ms. Weixia why...why did you buy this kind of book!"

Kunikida Doppo, who was working seriously, immediately put down the pen in his hand and strode over with a righteous face: "I want to confiscate this, it's not for you minors to read!"

Osamu Dazai, who was lying on the sofa and holding the red cover "Complete Suicide Manual", said with a smile, "Kunikida-kun wouldn't want to preview it in advance, it's such a bad excuse!"

A cross popped out of Kunikida Doppo's head, and he yelled, "Bastard Dazai, do you think everyone has these rubbish in their brains like you!"

"Oh, I don't need this kind of thing. My own experience is much richer!" Dazai Osamu looked proud, "Someone like Kunikida-kun needs to read this kind of book, but I think Kunikida-kun even There is no need to read this kind of book, because it is impossible to use it!"

Kunikida Doppo, who understood the subconsciousness in Osamu Dazai's words, cut off another pen, his eyes spewing fire: "Osamu Dazai!"

The background is in chaos, and the Detective Agency's daily small theater is still showing as usual.Atsushi Nakajima looked at Tanizaki Naomi silently, expressed excitedly that he would study this book well and teach it to his brother, and opened today's newspaper with a blushing face to divert attention.

"Today's newspaper headline is...another emerging writer in Yokohama who does not follow the usual path. Mr. Mori Ogai's debut work has caused huge controversy once it was published. The subject matter is written in another way. The government's culture/department expresses that it will give Mr. Mori Ogai an obscene novel Punishment is given in the name, but the public opinion is otherwise controversial. It is believed that this is a book that faithfully reflects serious issues such as sex/desire and sex education. It explores its own sexual nature with philosophical concepts, which shows the frankness and lightness of the author himself. , Bravely face up to the inner fearlessness. The two sides have a big difference in the debate, and we look forward to Mr. Mori's next work to give an explanation."

Osamu Dazai: ...

Fukuzawa Yukichi who just walked into the agency: ...

Yosano Akiko who came back from shopping: ...

Everyone: ... Mori Ogai, are you so shameless... Can the young/female control not satisfy you anymore!

Unaware that his habitual behavior of reading out the headlines actually attracted the petrification of important people in the detective agency on the spot, Atsushi Nakajima frightenedly placed the newspaper on the table and quickly moved back to the corner, just in time to meet the girl who just entered the door.

Wei Xia: "Good day, what's the matter with you?"

Atsushi Nakajima: "Miss Weixia...the book you bought..."

Wei Xia: "Has Mr. Nakajima read Mr. Mori's book? Is it very well written?"

Atsushi Nakajima hurriedly waved his hands, his cheeks flushed, "No...I didn't!"

Wei Xia: "You can take a look. This is specially written by Mr. Mori for sex/education. He can write the desire of human nature with such a stern style of writing. It is worthy of 'Greeks with swords in military uniform'."

Everyone in the detective agency: ...Could it be...the mafia already needs Mori Owai to write sex education for them? !

Port Mafia staff: ... I am not, I do not have, the leader can teach everything, only this does not need it! ! !

After listening to Wei Xia's words, Atsushi Nakajima imagined the other party's appearance:

It must be a serious face, high nose bridge, deep eyes, a stern military uniform, every step of walking is like a standard soldier image measured with a ruler.

Until I saw the appearance of a certain lolicon uncle with my own eyes...

Atsushi Nakajima: ...The ideal is full, but the reality is too skinny!

Is this too bad?

The author has something to say:

Port Mafia Personnel A: ...Why did the leader write this kind of book...

Port Mafia Personnel B: ...and let us pretend to be critics to make comments...

Port Mafia Personnel C: You know, I got inside information, it is said that the organization has no money!In the past, the cadres wrote books to earn extra money, but now it is finally the turn of the leader! ! !

Port Mafia staff D: I heard that the organization also received a bill from the cake shop saying that the leader did not pay for taking Miss Alice to eat the Bawang meal. It turned out to be true!

Chuya, Hongye, Guangjin and other high-level personnel: ... the leader is now ruining the reputation of the organization, even if you are perverted, why tell the world!You don't want face, we want it!

Port Mafia personnel: The virtue of the boss has been exposed, is it better for us to jump to another job...

Go on like this Port Mafia sooner or later pills ah!