I'm red after becoming an honorary underworld

Ning Zhi'an opened his mouth, and his eyes fell on Jiang Yuan who didn't know why, if he was in the same room with Jiang Yuan...

Ning Zhi'an glanced at Shen Luoze, who was acting weird, and finally turned to look at Ji Zhaoran.

Seeing that Ning Zhi'an heard that he wanted to live with him, his first reaction was to look at Jiang Yuan, and the smile on Ji Zhaoran's lips became even more intriguing.

Facing the half-smiling gaze of last season's Zhaoran, Ning Zhi'an's eyes trembled.

That's it.

He has learned a lot from eating a pit, and next time he participates in a variety show, he will bring his own tent.

Ning Zhi'an looked melancholy from afar, and could vaguely see a clear water river in front of the courtyard, the river surface was as level as a mirror, sparkling in the sunlight.

If he ran out and cried now, the water level would rise by at least three centimeters.

After the room arrangement is completed, the program guests place their luggage.

Ning Zhi'an stared blankly at Ji Zhaoran with five fingers resting on the doorknob, and the moment of opening the door seemed to be extended infinitely.

With a "click", a closed door blocked all cameras.

As soon as he entered the room, Ning Zhi'an's eyes and heartbeat were taken away by the only big bed in the room!

God.

Sheets, bright red.

How festive...

Ning Zhi'an swallowed, picked up the phone and fiddled with something——

A second later, Ji Zhaoran's phone rang, and he received a link to his official account.

My mother will be useful when I was born: [Link] Young people, remember: impulse is the devil, and what impulse brings to you is regret!

Call Uncle Ji when you are arrogant, and call young people when you know you are afraid. The mind of this thing is all used for bad intentions, right?

Ji Zhaoran locked the screen, raised his hand to unbutton two shirts, raised his eyelids, and asked in a cool and thin voice, "Just now, you wanted to find Jiang Yuan because you didn't want to share a room with me?"

I had this idea at first, but...

Ning Zhi'an quickly denied it: "I'm not, I haven't, please don't slander me, it's very hurtful."

"Really?" Ji Zhaoran smiled, and said softly, "Uncle Ji misunderstood you?"

Ning Zhi'an felt a murderous aura for no reason, as if if he said the wrong thing again, he would die on this red sheet tonight.

Ning Zhi'an licked his lips, and said after deliberation: "When you're away from home, peace is the most important thing in everything. You are the best movie star, so you can't always bully [-]th-line actors."

He added not very confidently: "You have to... Otherwise, I will post you on Weibo."

Ji Zhaoran's eyes slowly slid across his face, sizing him up inch by inch.Forehead, almond eyes, straight nose, and finally landed on those two irritating lips.

His long eyes are dark, so when he looks at him with unclear emotions, he will be very oppressive.

"Oh, what are you going to expose me for?"

Ji Zhaoran caught the man in front of him, and said slowly: "Come on, first describe to me how I bullied you, so that I can check for omissions and fill in the gaps."

Filling in the gaps?

What is this nonsense!

Is this something a serious actor can say? ? ?

Ning Zhi'an's throat rolled softly, and he said firmly: "I want to expose you. You are highly respected and clean! You are a good idol who makes fans feel at ease, and a good actor who makes directors feel at ease." He pointed to himself: "It is good to make colleagues feel at ease. senior!"

Ji Zhaoran smiled: "I made you feel at ease? That's not okay, it seems that I'm still too used to you."

Ning Zhi'an: "..."

Is this still human?

Ning Zhi'an looked at the red bed sheet speechlessly.

At this moment, there was a knock on the door outside.

The little director's voice came from outside the door: "Brother Ji, Mr. Ning, are you ready? The afternoon recording is about to start."

To Ning Zhian's ears, this voice was like the sound of heaven.

Ning Zhi'an strode to the door, opened the door, and firmly said to the young director: "Teacher Ning is always ready."

The little director smiled and said, "Teacher Ning is so cute."

Ji Zhaoran looked at the back of Ning Zhian fleeing, smiled and said nothing.

When going downstairs, Ji Zhaoran walked past Ning Zhi'an, stopped suddenly, leaned over and rushed towards Ning Zhi'an.

Ning Zhi'an stood up stiffly, and heard Ji Zhaoran casually say in his ear with a tone that only the two of them could hear: "Teacher Ning is so cute."

His ending sound was subdued, with some other meaning inexplicably attached to it.

Ning Zhi'an's ears felt hot, and he felt that this person was really bad.

The place swept by Ji Zhaoran's breath continued to feel hot, Ning Zhi'an forced himself to calm down and went downstairs.

Facing the camera, Ning Zhi'an said very calmly: "Are you curious about what Teacher Ji said?"

The camera shakes up and down, meaning you hurry up.

Ning Zhi'an smiled at the black man: "Mr. Ji said that he is ready to take the bamboo shoots."

……

What Ning Zhian said about seizing bamboo shoots was digging them.

Today's tasks are divided into two groups, fishing and digging bamboo shoots.

Digging bamboo shoots is a heavy physical activity, so four male guests took it on. Li Anan and Xiao Yao, as the only two female guests, went fishing by the river.

The bamboo forest is lush and green, and the breeze blows, and the bamboo leaves sway like smoke.

Shen Luoze sighed: "Wow, this place is so beautiful."

Jiang Yuan had dug bamboo shoots in similar programs, he smiled and said: "You won't feel pretty after a while, digging bamboo shoots is tiring."

When Ning Zhi'an was a child, she went to her grandmother's house in the countryside to dig bamboo shoots to play with, so she knew that Jiang Yuan's words were not exaggerated.

The little director smiled and said to Ji Zhaoran: "I heard from Teacher Ning that you are going to show off your skills and show off your bamboo shoot skills?"

Jiang Yuan and Shen Luoze looked at Ji Zhaoran upon hearing this.

"Ok?"

As if beating a drum to pass flowers, Ji Zhaoran slowly turned his head, taking the time to look at Ning Zhi'an.

Ning Zhi'an: "..." This bamboo shooter, why is his mouth so broken!

Ning Zhi'an raised the corner of her mouth: "I think Teacher Ji is omnipotent."

"Wow, Xiao Ning." Jiang Yuan exclaimed: "You really admire Brother Ji!"

Ji Zhaoran smiled lowly: "I'm flattered."

Ning Zhi'an: "..." Let's work.

Ning Zhi'an lowered her eyes, silently picked up the hoe and chopped it to the ground, turning up the dead leaves and soil.

One click, let your old cow eat tender grass.

Twice, you don't like to hear that you are a bad embryo.

Three times, you are not a serious actor.

The little director smiled and said, "Teacher Ning digs well."

"When I was young, my grandma lived in the country, and there was a large bamboo forest there. When my grandma went to dig bamboo shoots, I went to play with her."

Ning Zhi'an was digging carelessly at first, but suddenly felt a hot current surge between his limbs and bones.

He is somewhat familiar with this feeling, he experienced it once at Feng Xun's house last time.

Ning Zhi'an: "..."

Ning Zhi'an wanted to cry but had no tears.

Feng Xun, don't burn incense at this time!

After a while, Feng Xun's broken thoughts reappeared in Ning Zhi'an's ears: "Hello, unemployed little star, long time no see, I miss you very much. How are you recently? Have you become more popular?"

"I've been doing well recently, everything is going well, so I think of my old friend Ning Zhi'an, and I don't know if he has found 1 recently, and if he is on good terms with Ji Zhaoran..."

Incense gives power to ghosts and gods, but Ning Zhi'an is only a half-human from the underworld, unable to use this power freely.Last time he punched the vampire White in a daze, so he couldn't suffocate himself.

Fortunately, Feng Xun didn't seem to have such a strong fragrance this time, so he wouldn't smoke in public.

Once raw and second cooked, Ning Zhian held his breath and focused all his attention on the hoe.His face turned slightly red from the burning of the incense, like a simple little farm boy, digging the ground diligently.

After digging, Ning Zhi'an saw the fresh and tender bamboo shoots hidden under the soil...

Before others knew where to dig it up, Ning Zhi'an had already got a bamboo shoot.

Ning Zhi'an silently picked it up and threw it into the bamboo basket.

After changing the land, Ning Zhi'an continued to swing the hoe.

After a while, another young shoot emerged from the soil with a sharp corner.

Photographer: "..."

Ji Zhaoran: "..."

Ning Zhi'an: "..."

The corner of Ning Zhian's mouth twitched, does Feng Xun's incense still have a lucky buff?

Thinking of this, Ning Zhi'an glanced at Ji Zhaoran arrogantly, and set a trap: "Mr. Ji, are you competing to dig bamboo shoots?"

Ji Zhaoran is a person who really has a strong will to win and lose in certain matters.

Ji Zhaoran asked slowly: "What if I win?"

Ning Zhi'an proudly carried the hoe: "What if you lose?"

The little director smiled and said, "Why don't you two discuss it."

Ning Zhi'an's digging of bamboo shoots was booming, and the harvest was rich, and a circle of people gathered around him to watch.

"Xiao Ning is so professional!"

"Look at the posture of swinging the hoe, the strength, it can be seen that he has been on the ground."

"You are a master at digging bamboo shoots!"

"I'm done!"

Ning Zhi'an's place was so lively that even Jiang Yuan and Shen Luoze couldn't help but join in.

Jiang Yuan couldn't help taking a breath: "Young people are awesome!"

Shen Luoze doesn't believe in evil, and thinks that Ning Zhi'an just stepped on shit luck, so why not be surprised if he digs a broken bamboo shoot.

He glanced at Ji Zhaoran again.

Ji Zhaoran's expression was relaxed, and his eyes carried a kind of indistinct joy and appreciation, which even seemed a little proud.

Ji Zhaoran didn't even give him a straight look, but looking at Ning Zhi'an like this, Shen Luoze flattened his lips, and he also ruthlessly scratched the ground——

Half an earthworm hangs on a shovel.

"Ah!" Shen Luoze screamed out of fright, and jumped a few steps in embarrassment.

Ning Zhi'an: "..."

It didn't take long for the entire film crew to spread the word that Ning Zhi'an is really good at digging bamboo shoots.

Even the fishing team heard about it, and Li Anan sent Ning Zhian a WeChat message: Xiao Ning, save some bamboo shoots for the panda, and help sister fish!

Ning Zhi'an has already dug a big basket, he accepts it as soon as he sees it, and replies: Yes sister!

After locking the screen, Ning Zhi'an put down the shovel, and turned to look at Ji Zhaoran.

Ji Zhaoran's dignity seems to be in his bones, even though he actually doesn't know how to dig bamboo shoots, he still has a calm posture.

His cuffs were rolled up a few times, his back was slightly arched, his solid muscles were wrapped in the thin material, and the tight lines could be clearly seen when he swung his arms.

Such a picture has a very male hormone aggression.

Ning Zhi'an looked away slowly, cleared his throat, and said, "I'm going to the fishing team to investigate."

Ji Zhaoran glanced at him lightly.

In this contest of digging bamboo shoots, Ning Zhi'an completely won.

Ning Zhi'an couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "The ruler is short, but the inch is long. I didn't expect that I am so good at digging bamboo shoots."

Ji Zhaoran glanced at him again.

Before leaving, Ning Zhi'an encouraged Ji Zhaoran: "Teacher Ji, please do your best!"

……

Ning Zhi'an strolled leisurely on the field path, Feng Xun's fragrance had passed, and now he felt energetic and in very good condition.

He plucked two fluffy grasses from the side of the road, twisted them into bunny ears, and put them in his chest pocket, like an ingenious little decoration.

The sun was shining brightly, hitting Ning Zhian's clear and fair face as if it could shine brightly, the breeze blew past, and the rabbit ears in his pocket trembled.

The corners of Ning Zhi'an's lips curled up, and he jumped over a small pit neatly. He inadvertently raised his head, but his smile suddenly froze——

His lifelong enemy! ! !

……

Just now Ji Zhaoran was just digging with Ning Zhi'an for fun, but now he left without conscience, and he didn't bother to bother.

Walking to a sparsely populated place, Ji Zhaoran lit a cigarette, and in the lingering smoke, he narrowed his eyes casually.

Turning his head, he suddenly saw the photographer who had just followed Ning Zhian running over in a panic.

The cameraman shouted out of breath——

"It's not good! Teacher Ning was chased away by the big goose!"

Ji Zhaoran: "..."

Little Director: "..."

Everyone present: "..."

After a while of silence, Ji Zhaoran asked with a headache: "What about others? Where are they now?"

"Teacher Ning and the goose ran too fast, and they disappeared after a while." The photographer rubbed his face vicissitudes, as if he hadn't recovered from the scene: "I, I didn't catch up..."

Ji Zhaoran: "..."

Although the photographer did not catch up, the camera left a picture of a man and a goose running together in the field, and everyone gathered around to admire Ning Zhian's nimble figure while running.

The scene was very shocking, Jiang Yuan was shocked, and then smiled and said: "Run...you run really fast..."

Even Shen Luoze couldn't help laughing now, and his eyes softened a bit.

The little director said: "This scene must be preserved, it is a hot search reservation, this is it!"

Ji Zhaoran was angry and laughed at the same time, this mother is really a living treasure.

……

The trees in the south are still lush and dense even in late winter.And Ning Zhi'an sat on a strong tree branch, looking melancholy at the big goose patrolling under the tree.

History is always strikingly similar.

A few years ago, when he and Qin Yang went to the farmhouse to play, he was chased into a tree by the local goose.

It's just that at that time he still had a mobile phone, could post Weibo to tease himself, and could call Qin Yang to save him.

But this time, he didn't know where his mobile phone fell while fleeing for his life, and the radio pinned to his waist was also missing.

Ning Zhi'an hugged the thick tree trunk, and discussed with the big goose who was patrolling: "Shall we talk?"

The big goose raised its head: "Crack, roll!"

Ning Zhi'an tried to reason with it: "Harmony makes money, don't always fight with others, your personality is not very good."

The goose fluttered its wings indifferently, and its gaze became even sharper.

Ning Zhi'an frightened the goose clumsily: "Do you know how good I was at digging bamboo shoots just now? If you saw my heroic figure just now, you would not dare to show off like now." He waved his arm: "Do you know ? I was very strong just now."

Thinking of Feng Xun, thinking of his honorary status as a person in the underworld, Ning Zhi'an said to it: "Let me tell you a secret, there is someone under me. Bai Wuchang White, do you know that you may have seen him before you were reincarnated as a goose."

The big goose tilted its neck.

Ning Zhi'an made persistent efforts: "So I advise you not to fight against me, there is a very powerful dark force behind me, you know?"

"Crack, roll!"

Even though she doesn't understand the language of animals, Ning Zhi'an felt that she heard a hint of ridicule.

"... How about this, let's stop the war, and I'll buy it for you to take care of yourself, so that you won't be eaten by others, okay?"

It seemed that the word "eat" had hit the sore spot, and the big white goose became visibly manic with the naked eye, and its pace gradually became crazy.

Ning Zhi'an hugged the tree trunk weakly, not to stimulate its fragile and sensitive nerves anymore.

One person and one goose, with the big tree as the boundary, stalemate.

After an unknown amount of time, a voice with a slightly lower voice suddenly appeared under the tree. "Ning Zhi'an, what are you doing?"

Ning Zhi'an has always known that Ji Zhaoran's voice is nice, but it has never been so touching.

Ning Zhi'an poked his head out from the shadow of the tree, afraid of offending the angry goose, he whispered to Ji Zhaoran, "I'm hiding from this irritable brother."

Ji Zhaoran put one hand in his trouser pocket and looked up at him. The sunlight made him squint his eyes, and a smooth and sexy curve was drawn between his jaw and Adam's apple.

The big goose that was arrogant and domineering just now stood obediently at his feet, looking up at Ning Zhi'an as well.

Ji Zhaoran: "...are you hiding in a tree?"

Ning Zhi'an didn't realize that there was something wrong with this sentence, he nodded naturally, "That's right."

Thinking of the reason for Ji Zhaoran's sudden appearance, he sat on the tree and tentatively asked: "Mr. Ji, are you here to look for me? Then can you help me drive him away?"

After a pause, Ji Zhaoran asked slowly, "You don't know, can geese fly?"

Ning Zhi'an: "..."

Big Goose: "..."

Ning Zhian opened his mouth.

Big Goose: "Crack, roll!"

As if reminded by this sentence, the big white goose suddenly cheered up, flapped its wings and wanted to go up the tree to find Ning Zhian to fight.

Ning Zhi'an was on the tree, and he was no match for it at all, so he could only close his eyes tightly, hugging the tree trunk and shouting, "Why are you attacking the enemy again, with whom!"

"Roll——"

Suddenly, the elongated scream of the big goose appeared next to his ears.

The imaginary terrorist attack did not come, and after a while, Ning Zhian opened his eyes——

Ji Zhaoran was pinching the neck of the big goose, and the bully goose was trembling in his hands, flapping its wings weakly.

"Come down." Ji Zhaoran said.

There is an old saying that climbing up a tree is easy but getting down is difficult. Ning Zhi'an was chased by a goose just now, and he went up without caring about his life.

But let him go down... Ning Zhian felt his head was getting bigger.

The leaves rustled, and the mottled light and shadow fell on Ning Zhi'an's face.He discussed with Ji Zhaoran: "Mr. Ji, can you call me and ask the program team to send me the ladder?"

Ji Zhaoran glanced at the tree trunk, and said clearly: "You jump down, and I'll catch you."

Ning Zhi'an was a little hesitant, his position was quite high.

It's okay for him to fall down, but he is worried that he will smash Ji Zhaoran: "Can you... okay?"

Ji Zhaoran raised his tail slightly, smiling subtly, and the goose whose neck was pinched suddenly let out a shrill scream.

Ning Zhi'an later realized that he had said the wrong thing again, he put the tip of his tongue against his front teeth, lowered his head, and said softly to Ji Zhaoran: "Then I'm coming down."

Ji Zhaoran heard the words and put down the big goose.

"I might be a little heavy." Ning Zhi'an's forehead was slightly shaken by the wind, and there was a gentle breeze in his clear almond eyes: "But I believe in you."

Saying that, Ning Zhian jumped under the tree.

The sudden weightlessness was not good, Ning Zhian frowned, and fell into Ji Zhaoran's arms.

"I caught you." Ji Zhaoran said.

Ning Zhi'an was hugged by Ji Zhaoran, her face was pressed against his broad and strong chest, and she wanted to come down uncomfortably.

"Don't move, the goose hasn't gone away, be careful that it bites you." The deep voice flowed from Ji Zhaoran's throat, carrying a bit of indescribable joy.

When Ji Zhaoran spoke, Ning Zhian could feel the vibration in his chest, Ning Zhian's side face was a little hot, and he said, "Then drive it away."

Ji Zhaoran's voice was calm and unwavering: "I dare not, and I'm also afraid."

Ning Zhi'an: "..."

On the small road on the field ridge, the big goose followed Ji Zhaoran with its head raised. At first glance, it looked like Ji Zhaoran was walking the goose.

Ning Zhi'an stuck his head in Ji Zhaoran's arms, and heard Ji Zhaoran mention it suddenly: "By the way, when digging bamboo shoots, you said that the two of us are shorter in size and longer in inch?"

Ning Zhi'an raised her eyes ignorantly, a pair of moist and beautiful almond eyes flashed with puzzlement and doubt.

Ji Zhaoran lowered his eyes, and the bridge of his tall nose was covered with a soft light: "As for the issue of the ruler being short, I suggest you check it carefully."

Ning Zhi'an reacted in a daze, then blushed and said, "I'd better fight the big goose."

……

Ji Zhaoran directly brought Ning Zhian back to the courtyard.

The guests had prepared dinner and were about to call Ji Zhaoran when two people entered the door.

Li An'an couldn't help asking Ning Zhi'an with a smile while being concerned: "You're back in triumph? Tell us about your feelings about fighting the big goose?"

"Ah." Ning Zhi'an's ears were still hot, and he calmed down for a moment, he said: "That big goose doesn't talk about martial arts, and it doesn't know how to strike. I was a little inferior at first, but then I broke out and subdued it .”

Ji Zhaoran let him talk nonsense, served Ning Zhi'an a bowl of rice, and said, "That's right, I'm a witness."

Shen Luoze said with a smile: "Brother Ji really takes care of Ning Zhi'an."

Ji Zhaoran let out a casual "hmm" without denying it.

"I don't have such a good life." Shen Luoze said to Ning Zhian jokingly: "Ning Zhian, I really envy you."

Shen Luoze propped his chin, and asked Ning Zhi'an lazily: "Ning Zhi'an, have you ever been in a relationship?"

Ning Zhi'an was honestly cooking rice, and he almost choked when he heard the words, what's going on, how did he get involved?

He raised his eyes in horror, emphasizing: "My taste is quite special, and I haven't met one that fits perfectly so far."

"How special is it?" Li Anan asked with great interest: "Are you particularly high-sighted?"

Ji Zhaoran: "..." Why is it so annoying, what are you messing with?

After a pause, Ning Zhi'an said: "I like people with smooth body lines, calm personality, and bright eyes, like light."

As soon as Ning Zhi'an finished speaking, the dinner table became lively.

"Xiao Ning's request, whether it is high or not, is not easy to find!"

"Smooth body lines?" Shen Luoze glanced at Ji Zhaoran meaningfully: "Wow~ You dare to say it, can this sentence pass the trial?"

Ji Zhaoran's slender and distinct fingers tightened slowly, and he added with a smile for Ning Zhi'an: "Yes, the most important thing is that the head should be pointed and shiny."

"..."

As soon as the voice fell, the lively dining table suddenly fell silent, and several people fell into a strange silence at the same time.

Everyone in the room hesitated to speak, and some people touched their hairline in a daze.

Ning Zhi'an observed their reactions, and later realized that the reason why Ji Zhaoran became like this was because he was stimulated by talking about it at the time?

After a while, Ji Zhaoran announced the answer slowly: "Ultraman."

Everyone is down!

Today, it was a tiring day, and another afternoon of farming. Goose and dog skipped a day, and everyone was very tired.

After tidying up the dishes and chatting in the living room for a while, the guests returned to their rooms early to rest.

Ning Zhian followed Ji Zhaoran back to the room slowly.

Ji Zhaoran is tall and has long legs, the originally spacious room seemed a bit cramped because of his presence.

Raising his hand to open a button, Ji Zhaoran stood in front of the bright red sheet with a strong sense of presence and asked Ning Zhi'an: "You wash first and I wash first?"

Ning Zhi'an practiced driving hard a while ago, when she heard this sentence, she subconsciously thought far away.

Ning Zhi'an's beautiful eyes widened, and she blurted out: "Too, too fast, this is inappropriate."

Ji Zhaoran is really convinced, Ning Zhian's brain circuits are specially used to deal with him, right?

When it's time to be enlightened, it's as straight as a piece of wood, and when it's not time to think too much, it's quite brainy.

Ji Zhaoran smiled: "How about together?"

Ning Zhi'an regarded death as home and said, "It's better for you to invite first."

Ji Zhaoran didn't dwell on this issue, and picked up a change of clothes and walked to the bathroom after hearing this.

Before closing the door, Ji Zhaoran called out lightly: "Ning Zhi'an."

Ning Zhian shrugged: "Here!"

"When I came out, if I saw you running away." Ji Zhaoran glanced at him: "You can just do it yourself."

Ning Zhi'an answered, "There's nowhere to take me in."

Ji Zhaoran sneered noncommittally.

The sound of dripping water came from the bathroom, that sound was like the cold rain falling in Ning Zhi'an's heart.

Ning Zhian turned on the computer and searched in the browser——

Self-defense for men.

The video is divided into many subsections, which will automatically jump.Ning Zhi'an was so engrossed in watching it that she didn't even notice when the sound of water in the bathroom stopped.

The ever-changing images on the screen were reflected on Ning Zhian's face, coating his delicate and beautiful face with a layer of blurred illusion.

Tranquil and beautiful.

Ji Zhaoran's heart softened, and he unconsciously took light steps, as if he didn't want to break the tranquility and beauty of this scene.

Walking up to him silently, Ji Zhaoran looked towards the screen.

The video is silently introducing one of the self-defense techniques - how to crush the testicles.

Ji Zhaoran: "..."

Ji Zhaoran gritted his teeth.

When I searched how to knit a sweater myself, this bad guy has already seen this kind of mess?