The life of an enslaved vampire

In a few days, Mu Baixi left Yujing, and the rest of the burden was placed on the shoulders of Tang Anqi and General Pied.General Pied knew that Tang Anqi was nothing more than a title. In fact, he hadn't done a single serious job in these years, so he never had any expectations for Tang Anqi's ability. He only regarded Tang Anqi as a cash cow. When I was money, I hugged Tang Anqi, shook her, and said some nice words.

Tang Anqi's face became more gloomy every day.

After hearing about what happened to Tang Anqi in the underground bar, General Peter was very sympathetic.After the Commander left, the two of them were the closest colleagues. Tang Anqi couldn't fall down at such a moment.When eating at noon, he squeezed to Tang Anqi's side with the plate, and comforted him: "Brother Anqi, life is just being scolded all the time. Look at how miserable I was scolded by those unscrupulous imperial media before!"

"They also scolded me, saying that I was the leader of a cult." Tang Anqi remembered those unpleasant things a long time ago.

"Don't belittle yourself. Earlier, His Majesty the Emperor specially rewarded you as an anti-theft hero of the empire." General Pied used what he had learned all his life and poured chicken soup on Tang Anqi crazily, "There is no reason to scold people. Since they like to scold, Just let them scold you, being scolded is also an art."

Tang Anqi half-understood.

Seeing that these words had an effect, General Pied continued to pursue the victory: "Brother Angie, let's clean up the mess in Yujing as soon as possible, and you can go back to Mechanic City. Speaking of which, your cadres warmly invited me to come." "Madeleine" is drinking. "

"How long will it take to clean up?" Tang Anqi forked a piece of beef and stuffed it into his mouth, the taste was like chewing wax. He thought to himself which cadre invited Pied to drink in the "Madeling", why did he invite Pied to drink in the "Madelin", Invite Pied to go to the "Madeleine" to drink what price wine.

"Based on my previous experience, it can be as long as a year, and as little as half a year, but Brother An Qi, you just need to pay enough money, and don't worry about the rest of the trivial matters."

"Oh, money."

"Hey, money is secondary. At the critical moment, you still have to rely on Brother An Qi to direct the overall situation."

"But you just said—"

"You have the right to pretend that I was farting just now."

"..." Tang Anqi's appetite suddenly decreased after listening to General Pied's fart, who is it?

"Brother An Qi, don't waste food."

Tang Anqi had never wasted a grain of rice since she was a child. He knew that his reputation had long been rotten and stinky, but he didn't expect it to be so stinky. General Pied was a steady person, and he occasionally added a few words when talking. With a humorous tone, he even unabashedly revealed the embarrassing stories of other colleagues. He heard that the generals and academies of Capital Star stood in front of His Majesty the Emperor every day with their hands in their hands to listen to the training, especially the ears of Lieutenant General Berry. After being scolded deaf by His Majesty the Emperor, I immediately felt much better.

"Brother Angie, are you happy now?" General Pied asked.

Tang Anqi was still imagining the scene of everyone standing tremblingly in front of the emperor and being scolded, he said, "Very good, it's time to eat."

"What's for dinner?"

After finishing the last broccoli on the dinner plate, Tang Anqi replied, "It's all good for dinner."

General Pied looked at Tang Anqi's exceptionally slender figure leaving, and felt that the other party seemed to have grown a lot taller. He immediately opened the information database of the military department, and saw that Tang Anqi's personal information had been updated to 186.4cm, which is really disgusting If he continues to grow at this speed, he will soon be able to surpass him.He shouted at Tang Anqi's back: "Brother Anqi, eat less, you are getting fat!"

Tang Anqi stopped and turned her head inexplicably. The other party didn't seem to be joking. He raised his hand and touched his chin and stomach, but he didn't find any excess fat.

Seeing Tang Anqi standing there, General Pied became more serious about what he just said, and explained with a sigh: "Brother Anqi, I want to say that your height has swelled."

Tang Anqi glared at General Pied angrily. It's an idiot that not only interferes with his eating, but also wants to hinder his development.

As the imperialists poured into Yukyo, various conflicts with the locals inevitably occurred, and incidents of brawls emerged in endlessly.Due to the special situation at the moment, the local court is extremely busy. In order to alleviate the conflicts between the two parties, and to reflect the benevolent and capable side of the newly appointed Chief of Police, Tang Anqi found a errand to do it himself. disputes between them.

Tang Anqi deliberately placed a judicial balance by his hand to show fairness and justice. Not only that, he also restrained himself not to show a vicious expression in the coming days.

Tang Anqi encounters some inexplicable disputes every day.

One morning, two men with bruised noses and swollen faces came to him, one of them was a restaurant chef, a native of Yukyo, and the other was a noodle eater, a native of Imperial.

"Which one of you will tell first, what's going on?" Tang Anqi looked at the two of them leisurely.

When the diner talked about the reason for their fight, he was still indignant. He claimed that he just wanted to eat a bowl of noodles in Yujing’s restaurant, but the chef of the restaurant deliberately did not add salt to his noodles after learning that he was from the Empire. He has tasted countless noodles in restaurants all over the empire, and he has never encountered such an unreasonable situation.

Tang Anqi roughly figured out the cause and effect of the matter. He flipped the scales and corrected calmly: "What is the empire? The planet you are on now is the domain of the empire, and that restaurant is also the restaurant of the empire."

Even in front of Tang Anqi, the chef was still fearless: "This is Yujing!"

"It's the Yujing of the empire." Tang Anqi yawned back, thinking that the noodles without salt really taste bad, but it's not worth it to hurt the peace with a spoonful of salt.He asked the policeman around him to buy a jar of salt and come back. He was used to calling Apollo, but Apollo disappeared after breakfast with him, and he didn't know where he went to wander.

Tang Anqi used her authority to inform the whole city that any restaurant in Imperial Yujing had the right not to provide salt to customers, but any customer who was short of salt could come to him to receive a spoonful of salt for free.

The local people in Yujing think Tang Anqi is hateful, and Yujing is Yujing, not Yujing of the empire.

The people in the empire also felt that Tang Anqi was extremely ridiculous. They went to restaurants outside to save trouble, but now they wanted to eat a bowl of delicious food, so they had to go to Tang Anqi to ask for salt. Why spend this wrong money?

The first person who came to Tang Anqi to beg for salt was General Pied.

At that time, he was kindly inviting a well-known translator in Yukyo to eat charcoal barbecue. If he wanted to change the ideology of the people in a place, he had to start with the culture.The reason why he chose this barbecue restaurant is very simple. On the one hand, it caters to the tastes of translators. On the other hand, for Yujing, which is still under reconstruction, the decoration here can be considered decent.He didn't put on airs as a general, and he was busy for the other party himself, but the roasted meat was hard to swallow.He took one bite without salt, and another bite was still without salt. He waved to the waiter: "Please bring a jar of salt."

The waiter said, "No salt."

"Damn it, where's your salt?"

"We are under no obligation to provide you with salt."

General Pied got angry on the spot and asked, "Which bastard made the rules!"

The waiter said: "You imperial people set the rules yourself."

Seeing sparks gradually splashing out between the two, the translator hurriedly persuaded: "Oh, forget it, forget it!"

"This matter can't be forgotten, how can we eat without salt?"

General Pied asked the interpreter to sit down and wait for a while. He went to the store next door to buy a jar of salt. After asking, I learned that all the salt in the city was collected by Tang Anqi.In a rage, he broke into Tang Anqi's house alone to grab the salt: "Damn Tang Anqi, hand over the salt!"

Tang Anqi was lying in the bathtub taking a bath, she didn't even bother to raise her eyelids, and only said three words: "Get out."

General Pied was gnashing his teeth in anger. Whenever he got a little bit bad-tempered, he would drag Tang Anqi out and beat her up. He kept telling himself to be civilized, to be civilized.Afterwards, he sat down on the edge of the bathtub, softened his tone, and said, "Brother Angie, give me a pot of salt!"

"Didn't you see I was taking a shower?"

"You're clean already."

Tang Anqi sneered at this: "If it's clean, don't you need to wash it?"

"Good boy, turn around, and I'll rub your back." General Pied grabbed a towel and rubbed it on Tang Anqi's back. He only wanted to speed up Tang Anqi's bath, after all, the translator was still sitting in the barbecue restaurant Waiting for his salt.

An hour later, General Pied, who was a small fudao, finally got a jar of salt as he wished, but when he returned to the charcoal grill, the translator had already left.Since the translator couldn't bear his temper, he simply called the little adjutant over and ate meat with him.After he was full, he asked the little adjutant to pack all the remaining barbecue meat and send it to the translator's house while it was still hot.

In the early morning of the next day, General Peter received a tip that the translator fed all the barbecue meat to the dogs.

General Pied looked at it twice, and he asked the little adjutant standing beside him: "Baby, do you think that old man is too ignorant?"

"Slaughter it," said the little adjutant.

"Ok?"

"Kill that dog."

General Pied laughed loudly: "Then let's kill it."

No matter where he is, Apollo can rely on his own charm to get ahead. Due to his own experience, he has long been not interested in war. As for those political troubles, let Tang Anqi think about it in her own little head. .In a sense, he can also be regarded as a vampire who has read a lot of books. He has a heartfelt love for civilizations of different eras.

In Yukyo, there is a world-renowned opera house, which was called a palace of art by the media, but most of it collapsed due to the flames of war. Apollo felt very sorry for this, but there were too many buildings that needed to be rebuilt. Facing the food and clothing problems of the people, The restoration of the Palace of Art can only be postponed indefinitely, and I don’t know if it will be scheduled until the Year of the Monkey.

Therefore, Apollo would come to Tang Anqi's ear every night and blow the pillow wind hard: "Anqi, build the Grand Theater, build the Grand Theater, build the Grand Theater first!"

Tang Anqi was very annoyed and wanted to kick Apollo off the bed, but as soon as he lifted his leg, Apollo quickly pushed him down.

Apollo said quite proudly: "Anqi, I know everything in your heart."

"Really?" Tang Anqi sneered suddenly, and before Apollo could react, he slapped him twice across the face.

Apollo looked at Tang Anqi in disbelief. If he counted it, he hadn't been slapped for a long time. He thought that Tang Anqi had changed his sex, but he thought too much. The next second, he lay on top of Tang Anqi and cried loudly. After building the Grand Theater first, he has been pestering Tang Anqi. Anyway, he is rough-skinned and thick-skinned. Let alone a few slaps, he can resist even a hail of bullets.

Tang Anqi was annoyed by Apollo, and she couldn't push it away. He was angry in the arbitration hall during the day, and he was still angry in bed at night. Apollo didn't know what evil he had, so he asked patiently, "What theater?"

"opera!"

"Why do you have to build that opera house first?" Tang Anqi asked again, "Where have you been in the past few days?"

"I'm always by your side!"

"to be frank."

"Anqi, I want to sleep with you."

Tang Anqi was unmoved. When Apollo wanted to sleep, he just didn't want to sleep. Not only that, he moved a chair and sat by the window, looking up at the sky full of stars all night.

For the next period of time, Apollo accompanied Tang Anqi every night, looking up at the stars together. He knew what Tang Anqi was thinking when she was silent, and he was even more accurate than Tang Anqi in identifying the location and direction of the Mechanical City.Half a month later, Tang Anqi was finally moved by his behavior, and put the restoration of the Grand Theater on the agenda. He hugged Tang Anqi, kissed and kissed, and then went out happily with a slap on each cheek.

Apollo is really happy.

Tang Anqi was really annoying.

Money can create miracles, and not long after, the Grand Theater was refurbished and reopened.Because Tang Anqi's money was used, everything was renovated according to Tang Anqi's aesthetics.Apollo was among the first audience. The stage curtain he saw was red, and the seats between the seats were made of blue velvet. He looked at it horizontally and vertically. No matter how he looked at it, he felt that Tang Anqi's taste was very strange.He pondered for a long time, and finally thought of two items - ruby ​​and sapphire.

Sitting in the auditorium, Apollo revisited many classic plays hidden deep in his memory, but they were different from his impressions, especially the play "Hamley Lellet" which made him feel very strange.He went to the backstage to inquire, and only then did he learn that its original name was "Hamlet". That's right. After countless revisions and interpretations by later generations, the script became more and more ridiculous, the actors became more and more exaggerated, and the audience became less and less convinced. , and finally simply changed its name to "Hamlet", but "Hamlet" has nothing to do with "Hamlet".

Occasionally, Apollo would fall in love with the scene and miss his hometown. He ran to the Grand Theater every three to five times. A handsome young male audience like him was naturally favored by many female opera singers. They often invited him to drink coffee in the coffee shop next door. At this time, he would find a reason to refuse: "No, I'm already engaged. If he knows that I'm going to drink coffee with you, he will definitely be angry."

Later, Apollo realized that he had underestimated Tang Anqi's strength. The other party didn't seem to care who he drank coffee with, because the messy things in the arbitration hall were enough to bother Tang Anqi.