[Bottle Evil] 2015 is the right time to get married

Although the Internet is very convenient now, some things still need to be dealt with on-site. Poker-Face originally planned to go back to Zhang’s house after receiving the certificate, to solve some things that cannot be handled online before the wedding, and to make more specific arrangements. It's easy to implement it, but I didn't expect it to be hard work. I even ordered the suits for taking pictures in a hurry. Seeing that the day we had chosen before was approaching, Wang Meng told me that there were some problems with Zhang Qiling's ID card. Now It won't be available for a while.

This matter is very troublesome. In the next few days, I was very busy with it. I entrusted various relationships to speed up the progress of the process. It must be too late, it will take at least a week or two, and I sighed as I looked at the words "It is suitable to marry and obtain a certificate" on the calendar.

Although Boyouping didn't say anything, I just knew he was in a bad mood. He had promised to get the certificate before going back to Zhang's house, but now it seems that it will be in vain. It would be good if he can handle it when he comes back.

Pok You-Fing and I have brought back the customized suit and hung it on the hanger in the room. In the morning, when I saw Pok-You-Fing sitting on the edge of the bed staring at the suit in a daze, I felt extremely uncomfortable. He just wanted to have What can prove his identity? It's just such a simple request, but I couldn't finish it on time. I looked at him in a daze, let alone a marriage certificate, I couldn't wait to give him everything.

"Isn't it just a marriage certificate?" I patted him on the shoulder, "The higher-ups won't give it to us, so I'll send you one myself."

I planned to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to make today a free day. At this time, I was idle, so I grabbed a piece of white paper, folded it in half, and wrote three words with a stroke of a pen: marriage certificate.

I have never been married, but I have always seen a marriage certificate. I drew a freehand frame on the left side, took a pencil and quickly painted a headshot of me and Pok You Ping, and neatly wrote on the side:

Holder: Zhang Qiling

Registration time: September 2015, 9

Wu Xie and Zhang Qiling, after verification, met the requirements of the Marriage Law, they were married and issued this certificate.

I also stamped Wu Shanju on it for him, and specially wrote: "Wu Shanju Supervisor".

After I finished tossing around, I picked it up and saw that it really looked like the same thing. Sometimes it is useful to write nicely, and the head portraits of the two people are also vividly drawn. The little man with Poker Ping looks expressionless and kind of cool. I am very satisfied.

I took a photo and posted it on Moments, with the text: "My little brother is very miserable. I haven't got my ID card and I can't get married. I agreed to get a marriage certificate today. I will send him one first." By the way, Aite Wang Meng, "I didn't do things well and delayed your boss' wedding, what should I do?"

Wang Meng was circled by me, he admitted his mistake and begged for mercy, and promised me that it would be done within a week, and I replied: "If you can't make it work this month, give me a share of the money!"

I put down my phone and stopped caring about the protests of the single dogs in the comment area. I looked down at the thing I was fooling around with, and I couldn’t help laughing. I didn’t know why Poker was next to me, so I looked at me a little aggrieved. Just now He wanted to see what I wrote, but I covered it up and didn't show it to him. Now I folded the paper in half and wrote the words "marriage certificate" neatly on the front for him.

"Here you are," I stuffed the paper into Poker Bottle, and smiled at him, "It's a personal order, you should keep it carefully."

Pokerfing took it, and was taken aback when he saw the simple cover. Seeing him open it, I pretended not to care, but actually took a few sneaky glances. The boy lowered his head and stared at it for a long time.

This is a few words and a picture that can be read at a glance. As for looking at it for so long?I waited patiently for him to look up at me, a little complacent, and wanted to hear some comments from him: "How is it, does it seem like that?"

Poker bottle stared at me closely, nodded slowly, as if deciding how to open the coffin solemnly.

I was a little uncomfortable being stared at by him: "You...why are you looking at me like that?" Seeing him slowly look away, I found it a little funny, "Do you mean that you are very moved?"

Poker-Face said, "I'm very touched." I was immediately embarrassed by his seriousness, but I didn't expect him to add another sentence in a very sincere way, "Thank you."

He spread out the paper I had folded in half, and then smoothed out the shallow crease in the middle. Then, right under my nose, Pokerfoil wandered out with this "marriage certificate" in his hand. up.

"What are you doing?" I asked behind him.

"Find someone to frame it," Poker-Face said.

I:"……"

Poker-Face was serious when he said this, I couldn't laugh or cry, I didn't even know whether he was serious about hurting me or not, the little brother doesn't look like someone who would intentionally hurt me?

I thought for a while, came back to my senses, and hurried to catch up: "Are you really going to get framed?"

Poker bottle didn't say anything, and just gave me a faint look.

I touched the back of my head: "I'm so sorry, this thing is too random, how about I draw a new one?"

He said no, I wanted to take it back, but he squeezed it tightly, I was a little moved and a little embarrassed, it would be too strange if it was really framed, right?

Poker bottle may also think that the frame is too exaggerated. Seeing me stop it, probably because this is really not famous, so forget it, I told him that if he likes, I can draw some decent pictures, or write some good-looking pictures Send him the word.

Poker-face was not polite to me at all, he thought for a while and said: "Wanted plum mountain bird shaft."

"..." I froze for a moment, "You... want me to imitate that one?"

I know the picture for sure. This is a painting of flowers and birds by Emperor Huizong of Song Dynasty, but I am not a student of traditional Chinese painting. It is okay for me to appreciate it, and simple sketches are also okay. Let me imitate this kind of national treasure picture. , Boyouping thinks too highly of me.

As a result, after listening to it, he said: "There is no need for pictures, just the poems on it."

Before I could react, I heard Poker Face look at me and said calmly: "I'm about to get married, it's just right."

I have practiced Shoujin style, and I have copied Song Huizong's posts. Compared with paintings, the inscriptions are of course more familiar. I thought of that poem, and then looked at Poker Ping and the "marriage certificate" in his hand. This is a genuine "Dan Qingyue", and it should be unlikely to be "white-headed", but for some reason, his face suddenly burned up.

In this afternoon with no plans, Poker-Face did not give up my "marriage certificate". He found a photo frame that I used to frame rubbings and put it in it.And I studied the ink and picked up the brush, and repeated the poem on the picture that Poker Fing called for several times.

The mountain birds are reserved, and the plum powder is soft.

There is already a Danqing appointment, and Qianqiu refers to the white head.

I have to say that it is really suitable to take this as a wedding gift.

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Regarding the little poem on Song Huizong's "Winter Plum Mountain Poultry Axis", "Danqingyue" refers to the agreement between friends, and "Baitou" is probably the white head, so the translation of this sentence means that the agreement between friends has already been established. Lah, if you want to go a step further, you can have a white (collar) head (certificate) relationship!