Have a glass of slug drunk

Atsushi Nakajima has always considered himself very lucky. Although he grew up in an orphanage and was kicked out of the orphanage after the "Moonbeast" appeared, he also met Mr. Dazai and other partners of the Armed Detective Agency.

He is very satisfied with his current life. The work includes food and lodging, and he has a salary, which allows him to enjoy the fairy life of eating all-you-can-eat tea and rice every month.

Today is still the day when he goes to eat chazuke.

But what's the situation now?

He just came out after eating ochazuke, why would Akutagawa Ryunosuke wearing sunglasses come out and pull his arm with Rashomon to take him away?Is it still thinking about 70 billion?

Akutagawa, who was walking in front, was as quiet as ever, seeing his "partner"'s stupid expression, he just snorted coldly: "If it wasn't Mr. Dazai's intention, Conan went back to Tokyo, and I would never act with you !"

what does it mean?

He actually wants to act with Akutagawa Ryunosuke?Is it going to rain red, or Mr. Dazai's world of poisonous mushrooms?Also, who is Conan?Someone from the Port Mafia?

Atsushi Nakajima has too many questions.

If the person standing here at this time is Dazai Osamu, then he will definitely not show any trace of disguise, as if he is the person involved, and speak quietly.Know your own situation and current situation from the content of the other party, and then use all the power around you to fight back!

But now this person is Atsushi Nakajima.

So he could only foolishly wait for the npc (crossed out) Akutagawa Ryunosuke to reveal the news to him after getting impatient.

The opportunity lies in the sunglasses.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke turned around by chance and found that he didn't wear "sunglasses", his already upset face suddenly darkened again: "Rentora, where is your magic tool? Why didn't you bring it?" ?He really doesn't want to cooperate with Renhu!

"Spell tool? What magic tool?" Atsushi Nakajima felt like he was dreaming. He was familiar with every "human tiger" that Akutagawa Ryunosuke gritted his teeth. Why didn't he understand a word of the rest?

Akutagawa Ryunosuke thought he was pretending to be stupid on purpose, glared at him angrily, took out a spare sunglasses and threw it into his arms: "Put it on."

My intuition told Little Tiger that I couldn't refuse, so I followed his will and put it on. Anyway, it's just a pair of sunglasses, so what's the problem...problem...

Seeing the completely different world in front of him, Atsushi Nakajima seemed to be dreaming, wishing to go back three seconds and take back what he said!

"What is this?!" Why are there these things floating around in the air?Why do they lie on top of people?Why is that man so pale?Not too energetic?

"NPC" Akutagawa explained again: "The curse spirit is our task tonight, but this is a busy city, so we can't do it, we have to wait until a secluded alleyway."

"Is this the curse spirit?" Atsushi Nakajima was a little confused.

It turns out that the members of the port mafia have to deal with this kind of guy secretly in addition to their ostensible tasks?

Even wearing sunglasses just to see them?

Thinking about it this way, I suddenly felt that their port mafia is so great.

"Renhu, don't think that just pretending to be stupid now can make up for the fact that you lost to my subordinate last time, and this time I was used as a mount by my subordinate!"

What?Mount?

Atsushi Nakajima turned pale again, why did he use Akutagawa as a mount?

And the last time he lost, which time was he talking about last time?When did they agree on the matter of the mount?

Seeing that he didn't respond after several questions and answers, Akutagawa Ryunosuke's expression darkened, and Rashomon, who was just pulling Atsushi Nakajima's wrist, "swiped" and spread out, directly binding people together.

"You are not a human tiger, who are you?"

Then there was another black cloth sticking out from behind, he took out the phone in his pocket and dialed a number: "Mr. Chuya, I met a fake human tiger! I have been arrested! But I'm not sure if it's... ..."

Atsushi Nakajima will be overwhelmed by this guy's logic!How did he become a fake human tiger?Is there a more genuine Atsushi Nakajima than him?

For this reason, he directly released the tiger claws and escaped from the siege of Akutagawa's Rashomon.

The Moon Beast is here!What is there to doubt?

Akutagawa's expression changed slightly, and he said to the phone that was still connected: "...No, I just confirmed that it is the tiger carpet himself, but he is not the one I know below...Okay, wait for you and Mr. Dazai come over."

For the couple on the other end of the phone, Ryunosuke Akutagawa respected him [-]%. He was originally a boss and a teacher, but now it is more of a "father" and "mother" relationship.

If acknowledging the relationship between Mr. Chuya and Mr. Dazai can make Mr. Dazai recognize him, then it is not difficult for him to call Mr. Chuya "Mom".

Atsushi Nakajima didn't know whether to continue the fight with the opponent. Obviously, when they met before, the opponent wanted to tear him apart, but apart from a binding action just now, he didn't have any intention of embarrassing himself!Even the phone didn't avoid me!

Also, Akutagawa said to the phone, "Wait for Mr. Dazai to come over", so, is this Mr. Dazai the Mr. Dazai he knew?

If so, will he be safe when he rushes over?

Atsushi Nakajima faintly looked forward to it.

The two of them waited for the arrival of the person on the other end of the phone.

While waiting, Atsushi Nakajima saw through the sunglasses that Ryunosuke Akutagawa stretched out the Rashomon, chasing after the "curse spirit" like a whack-a-mole, and poked it right, no matter what kind of curse spirit it was. , once it is poked by his Rashomon, it will be swallowed up, and the surrounding space will become clear.

He seemed to see a very serious job.

Suddenly, a large number of curse spirits dispersed, not as a result of being touched by Rashomon, but as if purified by some approaching supernatural power.

Amidst the roar of the locomotive, Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Nakahara suddenly arrived.

Atsushi Nakajima saw such a cool "mount" for the first time. Two people got on and off the pink heavy-duty motorcycle, one with a black hat and orange hair; the other with a sand-colored windbreaker and black hair.He has never seen the former before, he only thinks it is exquisite and beautiful, with charming eyes; the latter is familiar to him, but not all, Mr. Dazai he knows will not hug other people's waist and act like a spoiled child, nor Whisper into someone's ear.

They are all strange.

I feel like I ate ochazuke, and the outside world has changed.

"It's not our Atsu-kun." Osamu Dazai said bluntly, "Didn't you tear Atsu-kun apart in the first place, Akutagawa, you have made great progress."

The latter sentence is an affirmation of Akutagawa. After he married Chuya, he made adjustments to his children's education. Although he was still very strict and picky, he was not as good as before. A good boy of affection.

"Mr. Dazai, Mr. Chuya." Akutagawa greeted obediently.

"Go to today's task alone." Osamu Dazai looked at his watch and found that the scheduled time had passed, "Don't let the curse spirit escape."

"Understand!"

"Leave Dunjun's side to me and Zhongye."

"Yes!" Akutagawa left after saying this.

Seeing his excited expression and his brave posture step by step, he knew that the curse spirit tonight would not be easy.Who made them catch up with Akutagawa's hot blood?

It is a new task for the three major organizations to regularly clean up the magic spirits. Although Gojo Satoru and the others also said that the level of magic spirits in Yokohama is lower than expected, this does not mean that they do not exist. Outsiders are divided.

"Okay, we can talk now." Osamu Dazai waved his bandaged hand in front of Atsushi Nakajima, "You're back to yourself, Atsushi-kun."

"Mr. Dazai." Atsushi Nakajima took a step back slightly.Although this Mr. Dazai has his own familiar outfit, but he gives people a different feeling.

The Mr. Dazai I know has the pursuit of death. Occasionally, his expression is lonely and dying. He hangs himself into the water and eats poisonous mushrooms, and he doesn’t fall. The Mr. Dazai in front of him is different. There is motivation to survive in the eyes, and the loneliness is less.

Is it because someone is with you?

His eyes fell on Nakahara Chuya again. Although the initial impression was only delicate and good-looking and small in stature, upon closer inspection, he found that this man's momentum was first-class.

A terrifying person like Akutagawa Ryunosuke can only bow his head in front of him. Thinking of Akutagawa's address to him just now, "Mr. Chuya", he is probably an extraordinary person!

Could it be someone from the Port Mafia?

Why did Mr. Dazai appear with someone from the Port Mafia?Or is it such an indescribable gesture?

Nakajima Atsushi's small head was filled with great doubts.

"Don't be afraid, Mr. Slug next to me, neither intend to kill Dun-kun here." Osamu Dazai said with a smile.

Hearing that Atsushi Nakajima's whole tiger changed: "Mr. Dazai——!"

Why do you speak so villainously?And when he opened his mouth, he meant to kill him?Aren't you my senior, a member of the Armed Detective Agency?

He felt that his worldview was collapsing.

"Stop playing." Zhong Yuanzhong also stopped him, "This kid is almost crying because of you."

"That's Atsu-kun's incompetence." Osamu Dazai still smiled at Mimi, but he stopped playing tricks after all.

Instead, he began to ask seriously: "How did Dun Jun come to our side?"

"Mr. Dazai... what is your relationship with this Mr. Chuya next to you?" Little Tiger took the lead in asking with his little world view in hand.Intuition told him that the answer to this sentence was enough to shatter his worldview!

But he still wants to know.

"It's my lover." Osamu Dazai admitted frankly.He took Zhongyuan Zhongye's hand, clasped his fingers, and put it to his mouth for a kiss. He successfully provoked Zhongyuan Zhongye's ears to blush. He chuckled, "You haven't seen 'us' getting along with each other over there." ?”

Atsushi Nakajima scratched his hair, and replied with some embarrassment: "In fact, in our world... I haven't met Mr. Chuya yet." Now the impression of Chuya Nakahara is just a good-looking mafia, and Mr. Dazai's object.

"That's it, but Chuya is easy to get along with." Dazai Osamu said, "If you see 'Chuya' over there, you can ask 'him' to treat you to tea and rice. With Chuya's economic strength, you can do whatever you want Let you eat until you are full."

"That's not good..." Atsushi Nakajima stared at him blankly.In front of the parties concerned, it is not the right behavior to push a young boy to "touch porcelain" in front of another world, right?

"It doesn't matter, just bring the 'me' from that world." Anyway, the person who was beaten and scolded was not himself, Osamu Dazai betrayed people casually.He believes that with the relationship between "self" and "Zhongye", the phrase "beating is a relationship, scolding is love" can be completely incorporated. Every roaring mackerel that Zhongyuan said is a deep love for him.

For the sake of eating enough tea and rice, the little tiger silently memorized the words in his heart, no matter whether he had a chance to use them in the future, he could just write them down.

"Thank you very much then." Nakajima Atsushi bowed to Nakahara Nakaya as a thank you in advance, then turned to his familiar senior and asked, "Mr. Dazai...do you know what's going on with me now?"

"Ah, this, Fushimi sent a message yesterday, saying that the recent world line is not stable, and people from parallel worlds will come." Osamu Dazai explained in a casual tone, looking at the face of the white tiger boy, There was undisguised disgust in his tone, "I thought I could see little slugs from different eras, but who knew that it was Dun Jun." Otherwise, he still wanted to be a blessing to everyone!

Any good Osamu Dazai should have the dream of embracing Chuya Nakahara.If these Central Plains also come from different time periods, then enjoy the experience up, which can be called Dazai's paradise!

It's a pity that expectations were dashed.

Fushimi Sarubigu said that it is rare for a person from a parallel world to come due to the world line like this in hundreds of years.

Therefore, Osamu Dazai has some resentment.

Atsushi Nakajima took two steps back in embarrassment.At this time, Mr. Dazai is a little dangerous, so it is better to avoid talking about this topic.But he didn't expect that such a thing would happen!It's just eating chazuke once a month.

"Don't be so nervous. The world line problem won't last long, and you can go back in about an hour or two." Osamu Dazai said, this is also the result of their overnight calculations, and they almost scrapped an Adam for this. . "However, during this period of time, in order to avoid irreparable consequences caused by the encounter between the two Dunjuns, we need to monitor and monitor you at all times, and don't run around casually."

"I see." The irreversible consequences in the legend sound terrible, and the little tiger has no intention of putting himself in danger.

"Then go and stay at my house first." Osamu Dazai greeted, "Chuya made lobster, and we haven't eaten yet."

"Eh?"

"If it weren't for Dunjun's business, I would have dinner with Zhong Zhong." Then he played games to eliminate food, and ate "snack" when the night was getting dark.

"...Oh." This Mr. Dazai is really different from the one he knew!Is it really because there is someone by his side?

Atsushi Nakajima thought they would take him to the apartment of the Armed Detective Agency. It was a bit shabby, but it was still very warm.Unexpectedly, with the speeding car of Zhongyuan Zhongye, he arrived at the luxurious villa area.

All the way to the door of the house, Atsushi Nakajima did not respond: "Mr. Dazai...do you live here?" This is the most expensive place in Yokohama!

"That's right, it's the love nest of me and the little slug." Osamu Dazai was holding the key to open the door.

This action is also strange in the eyes of Atsushi Nakajima. In memory, Mr. Dazai never carries a key. If he encounters a lock, he will open it by picking the lock. After all, he is the "King of Yokohama Lockpicking".

This was the first time he saw Mr. Dazai open the door with a key so formally.

The fire in the kitchen has been turned off, but it does not prevent the lobster from emitting a delicious umami taste. Even though Atsushi Nakajima has little knowledge, he knows that this is a great meal.

A few bright red roses were scattered on the dining table, and the mellow red wine was waking up in the decanter, waiting for the two hosts to enjoy.

Zhong Yuanzhong has also gone to the kitchen to finish things.

"Mr. Dazai...you are living a good life." Nakajima Atsushi watched silently for a while, and he could only speak with emotion.I originally thought that Mr. Dazai was a poor man just like him, but he was the only real poor little tiger. Mr. Dazai has such a luxurious villa and such an enjoyable life, not to mention his attractive partner!

Be honest!When you came to Butei, did you come to experience life?

"Well, well, the main reason is that the little slug insisted on doing this, saying 'the [-]-day anniversary of the confirmed relationship', and we want to have a candlelight dinner to celebrate." Osamu Dazai's tone was not obvious, but everyone could see the pride Out.

you've changed!It's no longer Mr. Dazai who wants to please the clerk for a coffee downstairs!Instead, he evolved into Mr. Dazai who drinks red wine casually!

"Bastard! Is this what you suggested?" Zhong Yuanzhong also came out with a lobster at this time, and when he heard his words, he rolled his eyes, "If you hadn't made trouble with me in bed, I would have agreed to 360 a year." God, I want to organize a 360-day anniversary for you? The anniversary of the first kiss, the anniversary of the first kiss with the tongue, the anniversary of the first kiss on the forehead...the mall doesn't have as many sales promotions as you!"

Osamu Dazai smiled helplessly: "But Chuya still agreed, didn't he?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also snorted coldly, and finally lost in the other party's smiling eyes, and followed the other party's intention, stepped forward and kissed his chin, and then the guy reached out and grabbed him, and stuck to his lips. deep kiss.

Atsushi Nakajima: "..."

Remember when there was a minor here?

Is this what my innocent little tiger can watch?

His whole face flushed.

Osamu Dazai was very happy.

As Atsushi Nakajima had already eaten all he could eat with tea and rice, he didn't have a part in this delicious lobster feast, but he only enjoyed the freshly squeezed juice that Nakahara Nakaya gave him.

Originally, he thought that the two-hour wait was very long, and he could learn about Mr. Dazai's life here after the meal.Unexpectedly, he is still young, and he doesn't know that adults' lives are so wonderful. Just a dinner without candlelight interrupted by outsiders can eat "you kiss me, I lick you" for two hours.

numbness.

Numb enough to get used to it.

When the white light finally came on and his body returned to the original world, Atsushi Nakajima heaved a sigh of relief.

He no longer dislikes Akutagawa, who beats and kills as soon as he comes up.

At least this style of painting is more normal!

"What did Dun Jun see in that world?"

Opening his eyes, he saw the familiar Mr. Dazai.He still looked majestic, but thinking about the indescribable intimate scenes he saw just now, he found that the image of the once indomitable Mr. Dazai was gone!

It's sad.

But thinking about Mr. Dazai in front of him, without Mr. Nakaya, he can only sleep in the simple one-person apartment of the Armed Detective Agency like him, and it is even more sad.

"Ah, I saw... Mr. Dazai in that world had a very good relationship with Mrs. Dazai. The two drank red wine from the same cup, cursed each other 'slug' and 'mackerel', and posted a kiss on it... ..."

Describing this topic is simply lifeless!Atsushi Nakajima answered almost numbly.

This is already a relatively restrained part, and there will be more excessive ones in the future!It can only be said that Mr. Dazai molested people, which is not something ordinary people can bear.

Wu Jingzai originally wanted to sigh with emotion, but he actually found a woman who was willing to accompany him to die in love, but he didn't expect it to be a little slug!This problem can be a big hair!

"Is that all?" He couldn't help asking.

Atsushi Nakajima is about to cry!He couldn't help but glanced at Takenzai, he didn't expect you to be such a Mr. Dazai!To be so interested in getting along with lovers from another world!

He seemed to foresee that in the next few months, he would be repeatedly questioned and mentioned because of his two-hour experience...

Tiger life is difficult.

"Ah, they also said that out of 360 five days a year, there are 360 ​​days to celebrate anniversaries, such as the anniversary of the first kiss, the anniversary of the first tongue kiss, the anniversary of the first kiss on the forehead... "

Atsushi Nakajima stared, why did he, a little tiger, have to bear what he shouldn't?

As for Wu Jingzai, he was already thinking about how to find an opportunity to spend "the anniversary of riding on me when we first met" with that little slug from Hong Kong and Hei.

Congrats, congratulations.

【Finish】