Have a glass of slug drunk

How can it be?

Osamu Dazai wanted to refute subconsciously, and then suddenly realized that this was actually what Nakahara Chuya himself said, and his tone was not as disgusting as when he was 15 years old. "You are so disgusting".

So, this is... a clue?

I was so happy that I wanted to go out and set off a firework.

Then he heard his partner who he defined as "possibly enlightened" say in a very distressed tone: "If not, don't keep asking for trouble. Brother Zun and Fushimi are both innocent."

Oh.

The joy in Osamu Dazai's heart was instantly withdrawn, and the expression on his face was also indifferent.I wasted waiting so long in my heart, and it turned out that I was just expressing my dissatisfaction for my friend (accent).

This trip to Tokyo was really not friendly to me, and none of Zhongye's friends were pleasing to the eye.

However, he noticed that Little Orange's expression was very complicated at the moment, his eyebrows were tangled together, he was concerned and hesitant at the same time, his eyes flickered back and forth, and occasionally a little water fell on him, and then he would fly away quickly Turn away, as if expecting an answer.

Wait, expect?

Osamu Dazai's expression paused slightly. If his micro-expression is correct, Chu also wanted to hear that answer, right?

Also, he just said "if". Generally, at this time, there are other possibilities, but this seems to be the most acceptable, so why did you choose this to test yourself?

In this case……

Osamu Dazai's heart felt hot, his breath became short of breath, and he quickly adjusted his mentality.It's rare that the disobedient heart beats so fast that I almost want to fly into the arms of my sweetheart and be united with my sweetheart early.He tried his best to put on a calm and casual look, raised the corners of his lips slightly and said, "What if I say yes?"

Yes.

It was the answer that Little Orange wanted to hear.

In fact, when Zhong Yuanzhong asked this question, he almost knew the answer.Otherwise, how to explain the morning out?

They are all adults who have exceeded the legal marriage age for several years. How can they not know the difference between active and passive in this kind of thing?

It's not that a 16-year-old who doesn't understand anything and has no experience will be deceived by this guy one after another?

But hearing this answer was not satisfactory to him.

The most intuitive question is: Why does Osamu Dazai like me?

Didn't that guy always hate himself?Every time I meet him, I will criticize myself from head to toe, wishing to ridicule every detail, and the emotion of dislike almost overflows from the bottom of my eyes.

In addition to teasing oneself in daily life, it is teasing oneself, and the methods are so bad that it is outrageous!I can't wait to let myself go crazy every time, and stage a "little slug chasing mackerel" scene for the leader, Sister Hongye, to add fun to Hong Kong gangsters.Among them, "small" and "big" were added when Dazai Osamu later published the article.After making a fuss, he would complain to the leaders and the others, and at the same time put them on "Chung Ye Who Didn't Concede This Week", so that everyone in Hong Kong would know about his embarrassment.

So that everyone is familiar with them.

Now, everyone in Hong Kong knows that our relationship is very bad, and we quarrel when we meet, but you actually told me that you like me?

Zhong Yuanzhong also felt that the world was disillusioned.

The most important thing is that he has never been in love, nor has any experience in this area.Not as good as mackerel with the opposite sex. Every day, he is either looking for a beautiful woman to die in love with him, or on the way to find a beautiful woman to die in love with him, although he never succeeds in the end.After all, that person spends a lot of time talking about it, and he doesn't seem to be very serious. He handles things by himself.

But in comparison, Zhongyuan Zhong also felt that he was even more impossible.

I still remember that when I was 16 years old looking for my life experience, this guy specifically pulled me and said that I would never die in love with myself; when I met again in the dungeon before, I also emphasized the desire to die in love with a beautiful young lady. .

and so……

Sure enough, you are playing with me this time, right?

Osamu Dazai looked at Nakahara Chuya's expression constantly changing, and his own mentality was like a roller coaster, with no specific end point for ups and downs.

Seeing that the other party's expression changed from the affirmation of "although it was a little unbelievable, but after going out in the morning, it always feels reasonable" to "the object involves Osamu Dazai, it really is not that simple, why don't I think about it again." Think?" He hesitated, and finally settled in the anger of "Damn mackerel, how dare you lie to me!", and he was in a bad mood.

He shouldn't have hoped too much for his little slug.To be able to count on him to ask today's sentence is already a shocking joy, the rest is up to you.

"Does Zhong also find it unbelievable? In fact, I can't believe it myself. I actually like little slugs. Every time I think about kissing little slugs, I feel so sick that I'm about to die, let alone fuck them."丨Sex in bed丨Love or something." He touched his lips while talking, his expression was completely different from his tone of concern.

"Did I agree to you?" Zhongyuan Zhong was also furious!Damn Osamu Dazai, you despise me before I agree to be with you?Still don't want to kiss or sleep with me?

Damn, do you think I really want it?

If you have the ability, don't react to me!The waste that can only be solved by going to the bathroom!waste!

"But just thinking about slugs doing things like this to other people, kissing, making love, having sex, makes me want to kill everyone and keep your eyes on me."

Stop emphasizing those words, okay?It's as if I'm very experienced, even the first kiss is still there.Zhongyuan Zhong was also wronged and slandered.

But there is no doubt that Osamu Dazai at this time is very dangerous.

He obviously didn't put bandages on his eyes, and didn't put on a black windbreaker, but he forcibly showed the fierceness of a Hong Kong black cadre. He approached Chuya Zhongyuan, and the fingertips that were touching his lips just now stopped at Chuya Zhongye's lips superior.

"Zhongye, let's make a choice," the voice bewitched leisurely, "Stay with me, or let me kill them all."

Zhong Yuanzhong also wants to say who can you kill with your combat power?But Dazai Osamu's rare and serious expression still played up to him, and two thoughts popped up in his mind for a while:

Osamu Dazai actually likes me?

Do you have to tell your parents first when you fall in love for the first time?

With these two thoughts in mind, Nakahara Nakahara, a good boy who had agreed to Osamu Dazai's choice in his heart, stretched out his hand: "Wait, I'll give Sister Hongye Verlaine a call first."

Osamu Dazai looked confused: "???"

who?Who are you calling?For these two, is he still alive?

Nakahara Chuya, you are so cruel!