Star Cat [Entertainment]

Two legs can't run with four legs.

I don't remember how many times I went around, and how many times I turned, Lan Mumu didn't catch the orange cat, so he became dizzy and lost.

The bar that Ji Bai brought him to was run by an old actor in the entertainment circle, with a membership system, it was a good place for entertainers in the circle to relax.

For privacy, it is located in the suburbs away from the busy city.

There are forest paths all around, and the night in late autumn is already a bit chilly, Lan Mumu walked from the bar in a hurry, without a coat.

Under the dim street lights covered with fallen leaves, Lan Mumu couldn't tell the difference between east, west, north and south, and was shivering from the cold.

When he was cold, sad and confused, a warm cashmere coat was draped over his shoulders, carrying a warm body temperature.

"Teacher Shu—Ah Choe—why are you here too?"

"You little road idiot, if I don't come to pick you up again, will it freeze into an ice lump?"

Lan Mumu rubbed her red nose with her hands, and asked again, "How do you know I'm here?"

Various thoughts flashed through Shu Zhongyi's mind. He could make up a convincing excuse, such as Xu Ruifeng's report, Ji Baifa's circle of friends...

But don't tell the truth now, wait until the little guy discovers the mystery inside one day.

I'm afraid he won't let it go, his little boy has a bad temper.

The temper of the young master who can turn against black fans on the first day of his debut is more cautious than Xu Rui's prodigal son.

He wouldn't want to take that risk.

If it is because of career, because of secret identity, it is destined not to fall in love like ordinary people.

Call him domineering or call him selfish.

In any case, he cannot tolerate any danger to his loved ones, even if the means are extreme.

He is used to secretly controlling everything with the character he has developed since he was a child, and he can't change it.

During the long silence, Mr. Shu stretched out his hand to fasten the first button of his coat, and slid down with his right hand. From the open placket, he stroked the badge on the beige sweater inside the coat, fiddled with it a few times, revealing an unremarkable Chip, "There is positioning in here."

Lan Mumu was playing with the badge on his chest, he always thought it was very pretty, so he asked curiously.

"Why?"

Why put such a thing on his clothes?

When he was a cat, he was almost lost by the housekeeper. Xu Rui later made a shiny cat collar for him, and he also put this kind of thing in it. Before he left home, he took a lot of effort to take it off Lose.

Now, he is not a pet anymore, why did Mr. Shu bring this to him?

Thinking of the days when he was an orange cat, Lan Mumu was even more sad, he seemed unable to go back.

Although he was useless when he was a cat demon, he is the only demon left after the founding of the People's Republic of China. He is freer, more comfortable and happier than a human being.

"I like you."

Three simple words brought Lan Mumu back to reality from his wild thoughts.

"Last time, when you couldn't get through and couldn't find anyone, I was in a panic. Fortunately, you didn't go far at that time. I can't imagine that if you got lost or were hijacked, I couldn't find you. What should I do?" what to do?"

"Later, I installed positioning systems on all your clothes."

"Oh--"

Lan Mumu raised his head and looked into Shu Zhongyi's eyes, his small figure was reflected in it, completely dazed.

Another stupid Twoleg confessed to him.

When I was an orange cat, countless people attracted cats, and the shit shovel officer randomly posted a few photos. In the comments, a group of netizens screamed to confess their love and ask for marriage, and their sweet words were much better than Teacher Shu.

She didn't expect that she would still be so attractive after changing into such an ugly skin.

The young man was silent, lowered his head and said nothing, and inadvertently put on a defensive posture.

Shu Zhongyi's blood churning in his chest was suddenly poured with cold water.

"You, what's going on in your little head? Why don't you talk?"

"Don't you have anything to say?"

"Or, you have nothing to ask?"

He pressed forward step by step, forcing the young man to look directly at him.

The young man's dispirited appearance is too worrying, even if he refuses, it's better than what he is doing now.

"I do not like you."

An articulate young man, he refused cleanly.

The hope in Shu Zhongyi's heart swayed in the cold wind for a few seconds, but it still fell with the leaves and withered.

"Why don't you like it?"

The doubt in his heart blurted out, Shu Zhongyi never thought that he would have a day of stalking.

Lan Mumu scratched his head in confusion, human beings are really a troublesome species.

If you don't like it, you don't like it.

Where are there so many twists and turns?

When I was an orange cat, I was down and out, and when someone fed me by the side of the road, he would rub his hands in people's arms and roll around begging for fur; when he got a little tempered, even the shit-shoveling officer opened a new flavor of canned food and could bite like crazy Man, where are there so many why?

Their cats are creatures that are unpredictable and moody.Seeing that you are pleasing to the eye, you can do whatever you want, but if you are not pleasing to the eye, you will not be touched, hugged, kissed, or held high.

He really wanted to become an orange cat, so he ran away.

Seeing the young man frowning and thinking hard, Shu Zhongyi didn't know which string was wrong, so he suddenly smiled.

Are you laughing?Lan Mumu was a little crazy.

"Maybe I didn't understand just now."

Shu Zhongyi coughed lightly, and smoothed out the wind-blown hair with his hands. The corners of his lips raised into a perfect arc, and his sharp side face was softened by a slightly sinister smile.

The whole figure is like a male peacock with its tail open, exuding a narcissistic atmosphere all over.

"Lanmumu, I'll just say it again: I like you!"

"It's men's liking for women, not the kind of liking of relatives."

Lan Mumu was "liked" by the one on the left and "liked" by the one on the right, making her dizzy even more, with her mosquito-repellent eyes staring at the inconspicuous dimples on Shu Zhongyi's face, looking silly.

The tone of the rebuttal was weak and stammered.

"I'm a male...er... male."

The smile on Zhong Yi's face grew bigger and bigger, and he reached out to rub the boy's head.

"Of course I know."

"But I forgot that you are still a child who hasn't grown up, and you don't understand these things yet."

It was a matter of a man's dignity, and Lan Mumu would not budge.

"I'm not young at all! You're only young, and your whole family is young! Why don't I understand!"

Seeing the young boy's jumping feet, Shu Zhongyi's mood improved a lot, and he started to tease him.

"Okay, you know—then tell me, what do you know?"

Lan Mumu belatedly understood what the man was implying, her beautiful almond eyes were round and round, she was very angry, her mouth swelled into a puffer fish, and she muttered unwillingly.

"...Isn't it just the thing in the pornographic film..."

Don't underestimate the cat, he didn't listen to the corner on purpose, he blamed Xu Rui for doing bad things and never shy away from his cat.

Sometimes with the door open in broad daylight, a male and female symphony was sung indoors. What's more, the shit shovel officer would forget to feed. Lan Mumu often scratched the door outside, and was even let in to listen to the live version.

"Oh—it's not like you don't know anything, you know pornography..."

"Don't underestimate people!"

Lan Mumu put his hands on his hips, masking his guilt fiercely.

"You bow your head to me, don't bully others because of your height."

Shu Zhongyi lowered his head obediently, looked affectionately into the boy's eyes, and slowly approached, with his forehead against the boy's brows, lowered his voice, the magnetic voice played slowly in the autumn wind, the voice was sexy and charming.

"Go on, what else do you know?"

"Why didn't you say it? Oh - your face is still red."

"If you don't talk, I can continue talking."

"Do you know about homosexuality?"

"You know I look hard when I watch you perform?"

"Did you know that you can shoot out just by thinking about your appearance every night?"

"You know that in my dreams I want to eat—you?"

……

Lan Mumu became a frightened rabbit, took one step back, another step, and stopped when his back hit the tree trunk.

His face was flushed, his eyes dodged, and he no longer had the courage to show off.

He hesitated, my heart set off a violent storm.

Is this really the meticulous Teacher Shu in the show?The harsh and vicious teacher Shu in the training room?

How about keeping a low profile?Who said the ascetic iceberg face?

Is this the only moral example in the entertainment industry?

Never expected that it was such an obscene and unscrupulous Teacher Shu.

Humans are so scary that they can be in heat with a male cat.

……

Shu Zhongyi carefully stared at Lan Mumu's face the whole time, seeing the young man's eyes flashed with anger, his face was blushed with embarrassment, but there was no disgust, and his hanging heart finally let go.

As long as he is not disgusted, the boy is not afraid of homosexuality, he is not afraid of anything else.

Since his rebirth, there has always been something interesting worth his time.

He was looking forward to embracing the beauty a little bit.

"We have reproductive segregation, no sex!"

Lanmumu's small-capacity cat brain went on strike after this series of shocks.

Shu Zhongyi was amused by his little boy again.

"Don't worry, Mumu—"

"You haven't liked me yet, we have plenty of time, take your time.

The man was too close, his smell was all around, no matter what he couldn't hide, Lan Mumu stomped his feet angrily.

"Who's in a hurry?"

"I'm in a hurry, I'm in a hurry, okay?

It was rare for Shu Zhongyi to coax people patiently, and his technique was very immature, which made Lan Mumu's teeth itch with anger.

Kicking Shu Zhongyi twice in anger, the man stood upright, motionless.

Shu Zhongyi was afraid that the boy's kick would hurt, so he stretched his arms and pulled the rambunctious boy into his arms.

Carrying it on his shoulders, he took big strides towards the parking lot.

Lan Mumu struggled for a while, but found that it was completely useless, the man imprisoned him with one hand, and the other was still in his trouser pocket.On the contrary, he himself was so tired that he was covered in stinky sweat, and was chilled by the cold wind.

The body is uncomfortable, and the heart is more tired.

Shit-shoveling officers all know that when playing with a cat-teasing stick, you have to give in to the cat, and you can't let him fail to flutter his feathers once. Teacher Shu is so incomprehensible that he doesn't want to stick to him.

After Lan Mumu got in the car, no matter what Mr. Shu said, he ignored them all the way.

Very backbone.

But when the car stopped at an Internet celebrity hotpot restaurant with a long queue, Lan Mumu's eyes drifted out uncontrollably, ready to move.

"Master, do you want me to carry you out of the car and go eat hot pot?"

Shu Zhongyi opened the rear door, and made a very polite gesture of invitation.

Lan Mumu moved her nose, took a deep breath intoxicated, her internal organs were clamoring for hunger.

"No, I'll go by myself."

Although the words were reserved, the movement of getting off the car was accelerated.

I completely forgot that I was still angry in the last second, and I was very immoral.

In late autumn, there is a steaming mandarin duck pot, a table of thinly sliced ​​fresh meat, a variety of desserts and drinks, and ice cream and various sauces are thoughtfully placed on the side. Came to heaven.

After Shu Zhongyi waited for the waiter to complete the dishes, he closed and locked the door, and hung up their coats.

Turning around, I happened to see: Lan Mumu, who was eating something stealthily, was so hot that he stuck out his tongue and breathed out.

I stuffed the boy with a small glass of iced juice, and said, "Drink something iced, it will be better. I'm not in a hurry today, don't worry."

Lan Mumu took a sip of her drink, peeked at Shu Zhongyi's face, recalled the energy of eating hot pot that was unpleasant last time, and cautiously probed, "I thought you didn't eat hot pot..."

Shu Zhongyi has already rolled up his sleeves, skillfully began to put meat and seafood into the pot, and said casually, "I didn't eat it before, but you like hot pot so much, and I like you. Living together, we have to learn to adapt."

Lan Mumu turned her head away, directly pretending that she didn't understand Teacher Shu's earthy love words.

There are only big fish and big meat in his eyes, and before he clumsily fished them out, Teacher Shu had already packed the cooked things into his bowl.

After a meal, Lan Mumu finished his meal and was so full that he didn't want to move at all.

For the first time, I found that Mr. Shu is so good at taking care of people.If the food is too spicy, there are already boiled vegetables in the bowl; if you are thirsty, you will pass the freshly squeezed juice to your mouth; if you are tired, you will help him make delicious sauces for a change of taste.

Much better than Xu Rui's unreliable shit-shoveling officer.

After eating to his heart's content, Lan Mumu had a rare good temper, he was not noisy, and obediently let Teacher Shu take him home.

Lazily nestled on the leather sofa, Lan Mumu licked his mouth, still wanting to say, "Mr. Shu, shall we still eat hot pot tomorrow?"

"Aren't you afraid of getting angry?"

"Don't be afraid." Such delicious food, if you don't eat enough of it now, if one day he recovers as a cat, and he can't use his paws to fish seafood in the hot pot, wouldn't it be a big loss?

Lan Mumu couldn't help but licked her lips, still wanting more.

If you can eat hot pot every day, it's not so bad to be a human being.

……

"Don't think about it, go to bed early, you will have a concert soon, so protect your throat."

"Then I can barely accept the tomato pot, or the mushroom pot."

"Are you really not afraid that your chrysanthemum can't stand it—?"

"What chrysanthemum? Are there chrysanthemums in the hot pot?"

Lan Mumu was dumbfounded.

Shu Zhongyi held his forehead, and explained helplessly, "If you eat too much hot pot, you will get angry, get angry...um...it will be easy...constipation..."

Before Mr. Shu could finish the popular science, Lan Mumu jumped up from the sofa, fled back to the bedroom, and slammed the door hard.

hateful!

The stupid Twoleg was thinking about his ass again.

If it was normal, Lan Mumu would have been frightened to death

He is a male cat, and Mr. Shu is also a male. They are all male, and same-sex repells each other.

But today, he was frightened too much.

Lying on the bed now, my mind is still full of the shadow of the orange cat.

He was very sure, that was his body, could the soul inside be the real Lanmumu?

If a human took his body, why did the cat run away?

A well-behaved human has turned into a cat. Logically speaking, the other party should find ways to exchange it with him.

What the hell is going on?

As a cat demon, he couldn't transform into a human after he practiced for a long time, and he was so poor that he couldn't even support himself.

It was hard to find a bullshit shit-shoveling officer like Xu Rui. His life had just started to improve. In order not to become a eunuch cat, he ran away from home. He just wanted to threaten the shit-shoveling officer who wanted to send him to be neutered. Why did he faint? , woke up and dressed as an adult?

Could it be that he was taken away by humans who can spell like in the TV series?

Thinking of this possibility, Lan Mumu trembled with fright.

Although he has become a spirit, he is a fighting scum. Apart from being stubborn in the nest, he also has a golden tail that is not easy to show in front of others. He has no supernatural powers at all.

It's not Tang's monk flesh, so taking him away won't be of much use...