Star Cat [Entertainment]

Chapter 6 It's Stupid

"Sister Anne, I'm sorry to trouble you."

Lan Mumu awkwardly apologized to the manager, and obediently sat on the sofa, too guilty to look up.

"It's okay, this is my job."

Having just been scolded by Teacher Shu, Lan Mumu is ready to be scolded again.

Unexpectedly, the manager smiled quite complacently, "You are a blessing in disguise this time."

When Lanmumu was hacked, it was late at night, and under the control of the navy, the overwhelming drafts aroused great enthusiasm on the Internet.In order to win the favor of passers-by, brokerage companies generally deal with it coldly, letting the "black material" cool down as soon as possible.

No one thought that Lan Mumu would go to the netizens.

Not to mention that Ji Bai would also get involved.

He posted a lot of photos like swiping the screen, all of which are screenshots from his mobile phone, and there are many photos of dancing practice taken late at night, some of which are photos of the two of them together, some of which he secretly took of Lan Mumu's Lajin, and also There are many selfies mixed in.

It seemed very real.

The wording of each Jiugongge is "If this is the shady scene, please give me a dozen!"

More than a dozen microblogs are full of this sentence, which is very eye-catching and eye-catching!

Each one has the topic of #真人秀黑血#, #蓝木木满出真人秀#

The sunspots are still browsing Lanmumu's Weibo, and the people who eat melons are already confused.

In the few minutes after Ji Bai swiped the screen, the only female mentor of the reality show also posted a photo on her social account, without words, just a string of ellipsis.

The accompanying picture is a short video. Teacher Shu asked Lan Mumu, who was exhausted, to repeat a movement more than ten times. The last shot was a close-up of the sweater wet with sweat.

After the female mentor, Midi, who made his debut in a group and has always been very low-key, reposted Ji Bai's Weibo, and after a few minutes, he posted another one. He and Lan Mumu had a group collaboration stage. At that time, they still killed horses. The uniquely shaped blue wood, everyone lay down tired in the middle of the night, and fell asleep on the wooden floor directly. On each tired face, some were sweat, some were tears...

More and more reality show contestants retweeted it, and later even some behind-the-scenes staff joined in.Everyone posted pictures differently, but by coincidence, they brought up the topic of #真人秀黑街#.

The people who eat melons have gradually changed from complaining to wondering if there is a shady scene in the end?Gradually, I feel sorry for these players and staff.

Up to now, #真人秀黑街# is still No.1 in the hot search list, and there are still people breaking the news. There are countless fans who feel sorry for their idols, some people who eat melons to watch the fun, and some passers-by are curious.

Another popular search #蓝木木满出真人秀# unknowingly lost popularity.

The brokerage company took advantage of the opportunity to give him the persona of an upright young man in public relations, and his face fans also began to show their strength. Some big touches drew cute pictures to gain the favorability of passers-by, and big V made a blue wood emoticon pack, which was well received by netizens. The praise, and a small group of CP fans of reality shows are addicted to orthopedics, and the enclosure is self-cut.His true fan, under the agency of the management team, is frantically swiping data...

A crisis disappears virtually.

Lan Mumu was completely dumbfounded, why did things happen like this?It is completely different from what Teacher Shu said.

If you agreed to become a hacker on the Internet, if you agreed to apologize and admit your mistakes?

As if things have nothing to do with him?

As soon as he uttered his doubts, Annie laughed.

"You're really stupid! The entertainment industry is so busy, who has nothing to do to blackmail you?"

"Someone really blackmailed me?" Lan Mumu couldn't believe it. When she was a cat, everyone loved flowers, so who wouldn't want to pet an orange cat?How to dress up as an adult, work hard all day, and he still recruits gangsters?

"Why are you even more stupid than melon-eating netizens?" Annie felt a little bit resentful.

"Do you think the trending search is so easy? The reality show has been popular for a summer, and it has only been on the trending search twice. You are neither a champion, nor have you done anything harmful to the world, um——Your face is so beautiful It’s crazy, but, is there a shortage of good-looking people in the entertainment industry? It’s been trending one after another, and no one buys navy, do you think Weibo is run by your family?”

Lan Mumu got angry at being sprayed by the agent, and touched his nose in embarrassment. He couldn't tell Annie that he really thought it was commonplace to be on the hot search list. After all, his shit-shoveling officer used to be the most trafficked star in the entertainment industry , new drama promotion, breakup rumors... hot searches on tricks.

Annie looked at Lan Mumu who was sitting obediently, she didn't look like a popular bomber at all, and the sense of disobedience in her heart became stronger and stronger.

In my impression, Lan Mumu was mixed among a group of trainees in the company. She was not the most brilliant, nor was she the worst. Those with good grades were mixed among the group of artists. She just vaguely knew that there was such a person in the company, even his name was unknown. did not remember.

It stands to reason that such a delicate and beautiful face should not be so invisible.

At the beginning, when this reality show was being prepared, it was the first time in China that fans decided the status of an idol.

When the show started, Lanmumu was not favored by the company.The sense of the camera is too bad, the desire to win is not strong, the makeup is heavy, the head is always lowered, and the words are timid, like a criminal who deliberately hides his identity.

Having been an agent for more than ten years, Annie has seen too many hard-working artists of this type. If she is lucky, she can barely make it to the second and third tiers. Unexpectedly, Lan Mumu could grab a debut spot.

She thought it was the limit for Lanmumu to reach the quarter-finals. The company's two players entered the quarter-finals. Annie's agency has developed well in the past two years, but it can't compete with the other two established entertainment companies. Choose one to ensure that at least one of the company's members can make a debut.

Lanmumu is still not favored.

Annie didn't expect that she would be mistaken. The isolated and helpless Lan Mumu, under the snipe of various brokerage companies, could make a way out by relying on his appearance, and became a popular phenomenon-level traffic niche. Now it is handed over to her There are countless resources to promote and endorse variety shows.

After careful selection and comprehensive evaluation, Lanmumu's existing resources are not comparable to ordinary second-tier artists.

But after this series of changes, she became more interested in Lan Mumu's potential: good looks, strong image plasticity, topicality, making friends in the big dye vat on reality shows, and good character .

Ji Bai and Xu Rui, the second-generation stars with their eyes above the top, have been obsessed with the ups and downs of the entertainment industry since they were young. When did they take the initiative to get involved in this kind of nonsense?Teacher Xu is fine, his own studio can be the master. Ji Bai's economic company is an old-fashioned entertainment company, and the public relations department's combat effectiveness is beyond the charts.

Lan Mumu was taken aback by the manager. After passing through for so long, the original owner is not close to the people around him. No one has ever noticed his abnormality. Could it be that the manager has keen eyes to see that something is wrong with him?

I heard that abnormal human beings are going to be locked up in mental hospitals?

"Although the matter is resolved, the fans still like you as a cute and straightforward character, but I don't want to have a next time when you hate netizens."

Lan Mumu breathed a sigh of relief, and promised again and again, "I promise there will be no next time!"

Sure enough, Sister Annie is much gentler than Mr. Shu's ice bump.

"Okay, trust you for now, your external account will be managed by someone hired by the job."

"Ah—?" Lan Mumu didn't expect such a magical turning point.

"Your assistant Xiao Zhou will cooperate with the studio to take care of your external image. You will have to cooperate with the reality show's concert next time. For other schedules, Xiao Zhou will communicate with you in advance to make mental preparations. We'll be busy next time."

Lan Mumu took his itinerary, so surprised that he forgot to close his mouth.

The itinerary is densely packed with words, and the cat's brain capacity is not enough.

Sleep less than five hours?

Lan Mumu looked at her manager weakly, only hated that she was blind at the beginning, how could she be gentle?Even more cruel than Teacher Shu, give him a sweet date first, and then slap him.

The next day, Lanmumu was dispatched by Annie to a professional vocal training company.

Walking into the recording studio, I unexpectedly found that Ji Bai was also there.

"Why are you here?" Ji Bai was more surprised than Lan Mumu.

"Sister Annie said that I was causing trouble by staying in the company. Why don't I come here for training, so as not to be ridiculed for being inferior to others at the concert."

"You are not as strong as others? Your agent is also demanding enough,"

Ji Bai was clearly tortured, with gray-green hair and a bitter face, "You just have a little problem with pitch, I can't sing high notes at all."

"Pitch, it's pitch again, it's fine if it sounds good, why are you so serious?"

Lan Mumu's enthusiasm for singing is far less than that of dancing. Apart from the pain of stretching, isn't a dance equivalent to playing with cat teasers?They can sing, except for the female cats who are in estrus, their orange cats don't like to meow.

Only when he fights with the shit shoveler will he meow non-stop, and he is too lazy to open his mouth on weekdays.

"However, the vocal teacher this time is a well-known top player in the industry and the queen tuner of Mr. Shu. If you have such a small problem, you will be raped. Not to mention kneeling at the concert, it will definitely be no problem to kill Ding Hao in seconds."

"Ding Hao? Wasn't he eliminated? What does it have to do with him?"

Lan Mumu couldn't keep up with Ji Bai's jumping brain circuits.

"You really don't know? Is your manager just a show? The melon eaters on Weibo have picked it up. Except for Ding Hao, our top twelve players posted pictures on Weibo yesterday."

When mentioning Weibo, Lan Mumu froze.

"My account has been confiscated."

"Stupid! Go register for a small account, it's so boring to play a large account..."

Seeing Lan Mumu's sudden realization, Ji Bai suddenly became suspicious.

"You pissed off netizens early yesterday morning. Could it be that you were wearing the wrong vest? You thought you were on the trumpet?"

Lan Mumu shook her head like a rattle.

"I've long forgotten about the trumpet... I... just want to get up."

Ji Bai rolled his eyes unceremoniously, "You are amazing, why do you need an upright person? You are so stupid!"

Lan Mumu was speechless.

Being doubted about IQ by the manager and Ji Bai successively one day, I was too overwhelmed.

When I was a cat, I was called a stupid cat by the shit shovel officer from time to time, but it’s okay to be an adult, and I also despise IQ?

So angry!I don't want to thank Ji Bai for his help at all!

"Hey, are you angry?" Ji Bai's camera pointed at Lan Mumu again, snapped a lot of shots, and spoke plausibly.

"These days, a good-looking face is popular. You obviously have a steamed bun face. Netizens call you cute, but they call me fat!"

"Lan Mumu, what did you eat to grow up? You've got a goldfish's mouth, and you're still so photogenic?"

……

Lan Mumu didn't want to talk to him at all, feeling that he had lost all his gratitude in the morning.

If Ji Bai keeps beeping, he will be more annoying than the excrement shovel officer, he really wants to turn into a cat, and his face will be covered in cat fur!

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