Star Cat [Entertainment]

Lan Mumu got off the plane, before he could send a message, Mr. Shu's call came after him.

"I'm not good, not at all, my whole body is sore and sore, more tired than fighting with that puppet next door."

"It's not that I lack exercise, it's obviously you who abused the cat..."

As soon as the call was answered, Lan Mumu turned into a chatterbox, and kept talking on the phone without caring about the cold hands outside.

When they arrived at the rehearsal site, the phone had to be hung up, and the popular Xiaohua of the same crew rushed to tease, "In love?"

Lan Mumu nodded vigorously, if it wasn't for the poop shovel officer and manager to stop him, he would like to tell the world.

Schumann looked envious, "Your girlfriend must be very happy, hey - I also want to fall in love, but I have been so busy with work, either flying all over the sky or sticking to the mountains to film, who would have thought that I, a girl who shoots youth idol dramas all day Lord, more than ten years of mother solo?"

Lan Mumu scratched his head, and really wanted to say that he was the happy one, but he didn't allow him to speak yet.

Dao Ye listened to him, and interjected, "Who is in love? Lan Mumu? Impossible, he just didn't get the hang of it—a brat."

Lan Mumu's smirk instantly turned into a puffer fish, puffing up her cheeks and wanting to refute, but...for a moment she didn't know how to refute.

The shit shovel officer had warned him that if he told outsiders about his relationship with Mr. Shu, the consequences would be worse than telling others that he was a cat.

Hey—Mr. Shu is too disappointing, and he can't immigrate to get a certificate.

Thinking of a few days ago, a pair of artists who publicly posted Xiaohong's book on Weibo, Lan Mumu was greedy, and he also wanted to stamp Mr. Shu.

Seeing Lan Mumu's depressed face, Schuman suddenly realized: "You lied to me?"

Lan Mumu's eyes widened in bewilderment, what kind of magical turning point is this?

"You are a single dog, what kind of show of affection is it? Director Ye has exposed it? If you want to get out of singles so much, are we right?"

Lan Mumu was taken aback by Schumann's joke, and quickly hid aside. He is a cat with an owner, and he can't pluck others.

Schumann was amused by his startled look, and pinched his face very familiarly, "You are so cute! Don't be nervous, I'm just kidding, I don't like a pretty little brother like you type."

Lan Mumu had nothing to do with the eccentric Schumann. While being ridiculed as his little brother, he pinched the left cheek and the right cheek, what's the matter?

The rehearsal began soon, and it was the first time for Lan Mumu to participate in an indoor comedy variety show.

There are a lot of people, there are 6 hosts, and there are two crews from Lan Mumu and Ding Hao, adding up to a dozen people, the stage can't fit.

Fortunately, he is only a supporting role, because he has been frequently searched recently, the host has taken good care of him, his agent has given him a draft, and he has also greeted the director team. Everyone takes good care of him and is worried all the way. After the rehearsal, It was the official recording again, and there was a group of enthusiastic fans on the scene, but it was still simpler than the live broadcast of a reality show.

The game is fun, and the advantage of having more people is that he doesn't have to be nervous all the time, and he can rest assured to watch others make a fuss.

After ten o'clock in the evening, the recording ended, and Lan Mumu, who was crazy about playing games, still had more to say.

There are mostly young people in the crew, and I don't know who suggested that the two crews who had established a revolutionary relationship in the variety show ran out together for supper.

Lan Mumu, who was a little tired at first, listened to the host's description, took a mouthful of spicy crayfish, stinky tofu that smelled stinky and delicious, and soy sauce salted duck that was so chewy that he couldn't stop eating it. ...He was instantly refreshed, and he had already forgotten about the video appointment with Mr. Shu.

Along the way, they would rather make the wrong purchase than miss it. After dressing up in disguise, the group went to the busiest snack street in the city.

Lan Mumu held all kinds of skewers in his left hand, and bags of fried desserts in his right hand. He had no hands to pay, and from time to time he ran to Ding Hao, who was not interested in snacks at all, and asked him to help pay, and he had to be on guard all the time. The rest of the production crew snatched the delicious food in his hands, and they were extremely busy. The whole group was laughing and joking until late at night, how could they have time to pay attention to Mr. Shu's news?

Poor Shu Zhongyi, until early in the morning, he didn't reply to his calls and messages. He was anxious to avoid accidents. When he was about to check the monitoring, he found Lan Mumu's news in Moments.

Director Ye: "Young people nowadays have good physical strength. The nightlife only starts in the early morning. I, a middle-aged man, can't bear it anymore, so I'll leave first."

In Jiugongge with the picture, there is a photo that steals the spotlight, probably in a KTV, where Lan Mumu stretches his neck and shows a mouthful of small white teeth, biting a mutton skewer in the hand of the girl next to him, and another photo in the downtown area, Lan Mumu was very tight, only revealing a pair of sly almond eyes. Under the attack of four or five people, she was tightly guarding the junk food in her hand.

Shu Zhongyi's anxiety had completely changed, and he pressed his fingers on the screen, wishing he could get the laughing teenager out of the photo and spank him!

After pressing the save button for a few photos, Shu Zhongyi went to Weibo again, and sure enough, he found more photos taken by passers-by fans.

There was Lan Mumu holding a bucket of fried chicken that was bigger than his face, and there was Lan Mumu who was only looking after the snacks in his arms, and after being stepped on by someone, the Golden Rooster with a bewildered expression, Later, there was Schumann supporting Lan Mumu, a group of people helped him find shoes, someone squeezed his hat off in the crowd, a group of people walked out of the KTV drunk, and were raided by paparazzi and fans who heard the news, in order to avoid the siege , Lan Mumu ran himself out of the phantom.

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Shu Zhongyi, who had knocked over the jar of jealousy, was amused by the last blurred photo.

Forget it, what do you care about with a greedy cat?The person is not by my side, so I still have physical evidence, and I will settle the score slowly when I come back.

On the other hand, Lan Mumu returned to the hotel at more than three o'clock in the morning, did not sleep for a few hours, was packed and sent to the plane, and went to the next city to run publicity.

This time, Lan Mumu didn't respond to anyone, she closed the curtain and covered herself with a blanket and fell asleep soundly.

He is also a cat with a temper. This group of people was too much, blocked by fans, and agreed to run separately to break through. In the end, Schumann, Ding Hao and the others showed no loyalty at all, and pointed him in the direction one after another. No matter how soon it was sold by the pig teammates.

As a result, he was gambled for more than an hour, signing and taking photos. Some paparazzi almost smashed his face for the camera, and some fans secretly pinched his waist and touched his butt while the security guards arrived in time. Flooded by the sea of ​​people, all the delicious food in the poor stomach was consumed, and when I returned to the hotel, I was hungry and scolded by the manager.

Complaining to Mr. Shu, I didn't finish the sentence, and I heard the cold words, "serve it"

Before he could refute, the phone hung up.

He was so angry that he dropped his phone, turned into a cat again in his dream, and beat up Mr. Shu.

This morning in the waiting room, Lan Mumu sleepily rubbed his sore eyes after staying up all night, wishing to lean on his assistant to sleep again.

Ye Dao snarled again, "Who is responsible for our crew's good looks □□ to make this ghost look? Put on a mask quickly, don't be photographed, today's headlines will become - the big exposure of popular plastic surgery."

Schumann smiled very shamelessly, and took out his mobile phone to face Lan Mumu, and took an ugly photo first, quite proud of it.

"I'll bully me after seeing you, so I'll send this ugly photo to your future wife, and say you're on a business trip... by the way."

Lan Mumu covered her face and wailed, "My aunt, how did I offend you last night? It wasn't you who took the lead in shouting, Lan Mumu ran to the southeast milk tea shop, where would I be blocked..."

Schumann wanted to be innocent, but he was not thick-skinned enough to resist other people's condemning gazes, "Who made you so stupid? You actually ran to the southeast. If you don't believe me, ask them, they must have not run in the agreed direction. Watch out, Bai Xia, you ran so fast..."

Lan Mumu looked around, the rest of the people were either looking down at their mobile phones or looking up at the ceiling, no one would look at him anyway.

He suddenly realized that he was the only fool in a production crew, and he almost cried in anger.

Not with such a bullying cat...

When it came to the next city, Lan Mumu's spirit hadn't recovered, and she was about to be crippled by outdoor survival variety shows.

It was the first time for him to participate in an outdoor variety show. He was not used to it at all. He played all kinds of games, how cruel and how to play. The smoke made me cough all the time, the rice was undercooked, my stomach hurt after eating, and I had to dig lotus roots in the water in the afternoon.

After finally staying up at night, Lan Mumu was so tired that her legs trembled, and regardless of the "new and old grudges" with Schuman, the two supported each other and limped back to the hotel.

The location of this variety show is very remote, not to mention star hotels, there are no tall buildings in a radius of a hundred miles, they live in a bungalow.

To take a shower, he had to wait for the water heater to boil, so that he almost fell asleep and slammed his head against the wall. After taking a shower, he was so cold that he had goose bumps all over his body. I especially missed his orange peel.

I got into the hard bed, sniffed my nose and called Teacher Shu. After nine o'clock in the evening, the secretary answered, saying that Teacher Shu was still working overtime.

Lan Mumu hung up the phone aggrieved, wrapped in the quilt and curled up into a ball, still feeling the air leaking everywhere, shivering from the cold.

The assistant saw that his face was pale, so he came over and touched his forehead. He had a low fever, gave him medicine, and reasoned with him in a low voice. This kind of variety show will definitely take two or three days to start filming, and it is impossible to leave halfway. , The Variety Show didn’t explain anything, so I had to turn off the lights and let him go to bed early.

Lan Mumu bit the quilt and grinded her teeth, full of grievances, how could she sleep?

Even when he was the worst stray cat, he never suffered this kind of crime. Relying on his wisdom, he was the only one who bullied other animals. How could he be tricked by the director team and neglected by Teacher Shu like now? ?Not to mention, after being next to the shit shoveling officer, he is an internet celebrity orange cat that everyone loves to see flowers bloom. The biggest worry all day is how to steal Xu Rui's hidden snacks.

Thinking of Maosheng, Lan Mumu sent Ji Bai a video invitation, and soon a big orange eating small dried fish appeared on the screen.

Lan Mumu wanted to hang up immediately, it was too exciting.

If he had known, he would not have sent the big orange to Ji Bai who was on vacation before he ran out.If Orange Cat was at home, he could still inquire about Teacher Shu's news. How could it be like now, thinking so hard, but people ignore him.

They didn't chat for 10 minutes, 9 minutes of which were Ji Bai talking about orange cats... Lan Mumu hung up the video tiredly, and opened Xiaohuangman on the phone.

It's too miserable, he wants to see himself and Mr. Shu's colleagues heal.

In his CP cult, Ji Lan has the most momentum, and every now and then, there will be big touches, followed by the excrement shovel officer, and Teacher Fen Shu's are all old people in reality shows, and the enthusiasm for production is not high now.

It took Lanmumu 10 minutes to find resources, and within 5 minutes of watching, Xiao Huangman was over, and he was still be.

Lan Mumu was stunned for a while before he realized that he was so angry that he threw the phone out of the bed, and was shocked by the cold air pouring in.

This day is too bleak to live on.