Star Cat [Entertainment]

Lan Mumu arrived at the theater, it was still early, so he handed the orange cat to the assistant, and followed Xu Rui to the dressing room.

Xu Rui walked into the theater and received a warm welcome. There were acquainted actors joking around, "Yesterday, weibo was lively all night. It's not that I've known you for seven or eight years. I almost believe that you have been married in secret for many years, and your illegitimate child is three years old."

"Don't talk about it, thanks to Ye Dao's strict management here, my ears are clean. There are still many people blocking the door, which is a drag on everyone. I invite everyone to dinner tonight."

When the people in the theater were cheering, Director Ye came, "I can hear you, don't try to get away early, whoever has more NGs today is the culprit that made everyone hungry."

There were a lot of people present, and someone shouted, "Don't be afraid, there is a newcomer here today, and it's going to be tough."

"It's hard to say, there are several big scenes to be filmed today, I'm afraid that dinner will turn into supper."

The happy atmosphere was swept away after the filming officially started, and the entire crew was running at high speed, so quiet that Lan Mumu was a little uneasy.

His script had already been dug up, and the character was a vase with a high profile and a miserable end. The company specially invited a teacher to give one-on-one guidance for this play, and the shit-shoveling officer also helped him with the play.

But he was really standing under the camera, and the shot of flying around in the sky was okay. His face was very photogenic, and the character fits well with the character, and there were no lines. It will be over soon.

Lan Mumu started to NG frequently when he was misunderstood after being photographed saving people by a cat demon, lost his temper, and accidentally injured someone's life.

"Cut! The expression is not in place, try again"

"Crap! Lanmumu, where are you looking?"

"Ca! Lines, Lanmumu, do you think you're acting in pantomime?"

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After a few times, Lan Mumu was at a loss, the whole cat was very nervous, either forgot the words, or the facial expression was not in place. After correcting it a few times, the correct mandarin was strung into Northeast dialect, and the frustrated assistant director couldn't laugh or cry. , waving his hand to let him go to rest, "I'll give you half an hour to relax, don't be tense, think about if you are a cat demon, misunderstood by humans, go find a feeling."

Lan Mumu really wanted to say that he is a cat demon. If he really transmigrated into the play, he would definitely find a safe place to squat and sleep in a remote mountain, and sleep until the world is stable before coming out to look for food, so he has no interest in mixing with human beings for power Potential this broken things.

In the long life of a demon, time is the least valuable.

Can't say.

Lan Mumu was wearing a thicker and longer down jacket issued by the crew, wrapped up like a bear by his assistant, went to find the excrement shoveler, and found that it was busy there, so he turned around and went to the toilet.

It was too cold to shoot outdoors in winter, so he wanted to wash his hands and go to the car to eat something.

"It's unlucky, it's so cold, according to the current schedule, we can't finish work at [-] o'clock at night. The new actor is Lan Mumu, who is the most searched every day. Such a simple scene, NG dozens of times, Deputy Director Wang's violent temper, usually he doesn't care whether you are a popular little fresh meat or a topical Huadan, he scolded him bloody, and today he has changed his temper, like coaxing a child, let him go to rest. I really don't know What is this person's background?"

"Keep your voice down, you know that he has a lot of background, so don't gossip behind his back and spread it to the Lord's ears. It shouldn't be too easy to deal with us little people."

"What am I afraid of? He has the guts to act so badly, and he doesn't allow me to gossip? Even the emperor, I can't control other people's mouths. In this world, a man is a woman, maybe he is selling it behind his back. Ass, it’s not a popular trend in the circle now, many people on the Internet say that he is related to Xu Rui, and some people say that they even made children..."

Lan Mumu and others left and turned around, walked back to the nanny car with their heads down, took out the orange cat, gently scratched the cat's chin, and murmured, "I seem to have screwed up again today, you said we When can I change it back?"

"If it were you, you would definitely not be as useless as me."

The orange cat didn't speak, it was rare to be gentle, "Who said that?"

"Tell you a secret."

Lan Mumu was immediately attracted to the attention and listened attentively.

"I interviewed several entertainment companies, but to no avail. In order to sign with Annie's Company, I spent millions of dollars to enter and participate in reality shows. Others are paid. I secretly bribed a company executive to get a spot. "

Lan Mumu's mouth widened in shock, almost ready to stuff an egg.

This kind of operation is really 666, can you wait for the new movie to be released, and spend money to buy him some sailors?

He doesn't want to be like a shit-shoveling officer. The first film was shot badly. After it was broadcast, the trolls scolded him badly. The shit-shoveling officer is very humble to the outside world, saying that he will continue to work hard to learn from his predecessors, but he goes home alone and gets drunk. Holding the toilet, crying spasmodically.

Someone knocked on the car window, Lan Mumu thought it was time for filming, and was about to get out of the car with a sad face.

Xu Rui's manager gave him a mobile phone.

"I see that you have a good relationship with this orange cat. Take a few photos for me. Who shaved it so ugly? It looks so fierce. Why don't you just take pictures of the face? After the cat is lost, that kid Xu Rui Out of mind, lazy Weibo has not been updated, its fans are making a fuss..."

"What's so ugly about it?"

Hearing someone say that orange cats are ugly, Lan Mumu is even more anxious than cats.

Their Chinese pastoral cats are so good-looking, with big colored contact lenses, pointed ears, and a pink nose. It’s just that the hair on the buttocks is bald, and it can always grow back when raised.

"Okay, the cat is beautiful, all of you cat slaves, Xu Rui is also shameless, and he ignores your good words. But no one wants to say a bad word about his cat son, otherwise, I will be with you urgent."

"The matter of the illegitimate child, it's not that he talks about his son's eldest son all day long, and it won't be groundless."

"This kind of scandal will not do him any good. As long as the existence of laziness is exposed, the rumors will naturally be broken, but that kid will never give me the password of the lazy account."

"I have to say something, I'm afraid his black man will scold the orange cat, what does a cat know? It's nonsense."

"It's also strange. This kid is so busy with work that he doesn't wait for his big size once in ten days and a half months. He posts lazy Weibo very diligently. He can't wait for his cat to eat, drink water, go to the toilet... fart bigger He has to take pictures and post on Weibo, but this is the first time he asked me to take pictures of cats for him."

The manager is also holding back, the artists he brings are not worrying, there are so many thieves, it is rare to have someone who knows the basics, can complain, and talk a little too much for a while.

Lan Mumu who was taking pictures was stunned.

The shit shovel officer never told him this.

The agent saw that Lanmumu hadn't settled yet, "Why don't I do it myself?"

"No need." Lan Mumu stuffed the phone back, "I use my own to take pictures, it's convenient to edit pictures, take a good picture and send it to Brother Rui directly.

The manager didn't suspect him, and walked away humming a little song with his mobile phone.

Lan Mumu opened Weibo and logged into Lanlan's account. He remembered the password that his manager didn't know.

January 1th, the day Xu Rui picked up the orange cat.

The poop shoveler would celebrate this day every year, insisting on making him a birthday cake that was ugly and tasteless.

I found a picture of Xu Rui and the orange cat in the same frame.

I thought for a long time with my chin in my hands, typed a few words, and if I was not satisfied, I deleted it, typed it a dozen times, and then sent this Weibo.

"I heard that someone robbed me of my father? @徐瑞"

As soon as the news was sent out, Lanmumu's phone froze immediately.

After restarting, there are already tens of thousands of messages under this Weibo.

[Trumpet for sucking cats: I'm so lazy, I've become lazy, and I can post on Weibo by myself. 】

[Xiao Ming doesn't like to study: I ​​almost thought I went to the wrong set?Found my husband on my son's Weibo? ? ?I'm not dazzled, this Weibo is saying that lazy is the illegitimate son of a big star, bah bah bah!Is it a smash? ? ? 】

[Orange cat lover: I heard that hundreds of paparazzi are looking for Xu Daxing's illegitimate child all over the world?I'm sorry, our lazy four-year-old birthday is coming soon, isn't it the legendary three-year-old son? 】

[Naming waste: routines, all routines, besides hype, does Xu Rui have any good works?Oh, and he also has an internet celebrity cat. 】

[Wangcai is a dog, not a cat: Is it just my heartache?The only clear stream in the pet world of microblog net red - orange cat Lalan, never accepts advertisements and does not endorse pet products. It really has mines at home. If Ben Wang is the favorite pet of a big star, I guarantee that he will not accept advertisements or do anything. promote. 】

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The car window was knocked again, Lan Mumu lowered the car window, the howling cold wind mixed with the agent's gaze, "Do you have the lazy Weibo password?"

Lan Mumu wrapped her down jacket tightly and nodded.

"Good boy, help me a lot."

The manager withdrew his complicated eyes and tried to suppress the curiosity in his heart. He is a manager, so he can't gossip like this. Lan Mumu and Xu Rui are so close that he can easily get on the trumpet that he regards as a treasure, "I'll go back first The company, Xu Rui's temper is probably going to blow up...I'll leave it to you."

Lan Mumu responded casually, and continued to use Lanlan's account.

In a short time, the lazy vest was stripped off.

In the thousands of Weibo posts, no matter how careful Xu Rui was, there were some omissions.

In a certain photo, the ring on the funny cat’s finger was a gift from the brand that Xu Rui endorsed. It was a custom-made commemorative edition, the only one in the world; Xu Rui attended the crossing; a certain Weibo posted that the orange cat secretly drank the milk in the cup on his dining table, and was recognized as a gift from the fan support group to Xu Rui; The time axis of lazy posting blogs, three times without updating blogs for more than a month, all coincided with Xu Ruijin's retreat and filming time...

The manager's movements were quick. Both the official account and Xu Rui's account reposted Weibo, claiming the "illegitimate child" Lazy, and at the same time issued a statement on the accountability of those who spread rumors, and a sum of money against the Association for the Protection of Stray Animals. donate.

The news on the Internet can't match Xu Rui, so when he gets the news, he will go to Lan Mumu when he gets the news.

It happened that Lan Mumu couldn't make a good film, and was scolded bloody by Director Ye.

Xu Rui folded his arms around his chest, and stood beside him with low pressure, watching Lanmumu filming.

The young man was dressed in white, with stubborn eyes, red lips and white teeth. Under the light, his face was indistinguishable from male and female, and his eye circles were slightly red. His petite and willful cat restrained all his temper, listened carefully to the director's lecture, and practiced over and over again.

NG again and again.

After reshooting a dozen times, Director Ye finally nodded.

There was a relieved smile on Lan Mumu's face, and the similarity was as high as 90.00% with Lazy's small appearance of doing bad things and sneaking away.

He is also dull, Lan Mumu has been hanging around under his nose, why did it take so long to find out?

Lan Mumu ran up to Xu Rui, smiled and rolled his eyes, "Brother Rui, have you read Weibo? Compliment me quickly..."

Speaking of this, Xu Rui couldn't help grinding his teeth, and carried him to a place where no one was around.

Seeing Lan Mumu's smug expression on his face, he couldn't utter any words of criticism.

"You—don't do such a dangerous thing next time, in case you are really treated as a goblin..."

"But I don't like to hear others scold you, and I want to protect you too."

The seriousness of the young man reveals childishness.

The corners of Xu Rui's eyes were moist, he raised his head to keep the tears from flowing, and hugged the boy who was looking up at him into his arms.

In the cold winter with howling north wind, spring blossoms in his heart.