Star Cat [Entertainment]

Lan Mumu always felt that she hid the secret very well, and she has been fine for more than ten years, and has been safe and sound.

Being pulled by Xu Rui to the collection room, he instinctively wanted to slip away, but was blocked by the shit-shoveling officer at the door.

"Don't run, tell me, why are you running?"

"The room is too messy to stand up."

Lan Mumu looked around in panic, but didn't dare to look at Xu Rui.

He never expected that the shit shovel officer still kept the evidence intact. Shouldn't these supposedly precious collections be sent for repair immediately?

"Come on, let's sit down and talk, don't worry, I won't settle the old score, these toys can be bought again after spending money, my cat - I lost it, but I can't find the exact same one."

Lan Mumu scratched his ears and cheeks, sat on the floor with Xu Rui, and unconsciously picked the carpet with his fingers, remembering the scene of being picked up by Xu Rui.

That winter, the temperature was much lower than in previous years. Lanmumu couldn't bear the orange fur, so he hid in the underground garage to keep warm. When he met Xu Rui who was coming home, he was shivering from the cold just as he got out of the car. His manager urged him to hurry up. After clicking upstairs, the excrement shoveler still stopped and divided the hot food in his hand in half.

Squatting down and waiting for him to finish eating, the half of Xu Rui's hand was also completely cold.

Back then, if Xu Rui hadn't picked him up, he might not have survived the coldest winter in history.

Being a goblin didn't give him any special powers, but he had a lot of troubles. At least, when he was a cat, he didn't eat mice or dig through trash cans. In the sub-zero outdoors, there was very little food to be found.

Thinking of this, Lan Mumu didn't hide anymore, and told the shit shovel officer all the disputes with the orange cat, even the troubles.

"What's wrong with being a human being? It's delicious to eat and has so many fans."

Xu Rui was still immersed in the surprise of finding the cat, patting his head for a while, pinching his face for a while, not taking his little trouble seriously, and leaning over to take a few pictures, and couldn't wait to post it on Moments, " Me and my son."

Like a new father, I can't wait to announce it to the world.

When he was about to post another Weibo post, his agent called him, "What are you posting again? You are still so high-profile when you are having fun. I wonder if the policy has been tightened recently, so crack down?"

"Speak more civilly, my son is listening by the side, don't spoil the children."

Lan Mumu was drinking milk tea, when he heard this sentence, he choked and coughed non-stop.

When he was a cat, the shit-shoveling officer gave him nicknames such as "Lazy", "Big Lazy", "Little Lazy Cat", "Big Face Cat", "Stinky Lanlan", "Er Zai", " "My son"...there are too many to count. The one who shouts the most on weekdays is lazy. In recent years, the family has been urging marriages, and "son" is often talked about by the shit-shoveling officer.

Listening to the excrement shovel officer bragging and dancing with others happily, Lan Mumu suddenly felt that being a human being is not so bad anymore.

Xu Rui possessed a playful spirit and pestered his agent, "Listen, my son is scared by you."

"..."

"It's almost done. Ma Liu came to the company and brought your own son. CCTV has invited you."

Xu Rui opened his mouth to refute, but when he heard the word "son", he was shunned again.

The word "CCTV" made him serious.

"It's someone's style to slap a sweet date. Invite Lan Mumu to the Spring Festival Gala? That's not okay. I'm going to take my son home for the New Year this year..."

Xu Rui was still babbling, the phone had been hung up some time ago, and there was only a mechanical beep in the receiver.

Before going to the company, Lan Mumu was thinking about Shu Zhongyi and Jumao, but he didn't hear any movement while pawing at the crack of the door.

The orange cat was lying on the bed, and there was an extra computer in front of it. The cat's paws tapped on the keyboard quickly. Following the sunlight, you could still see the cat's fur floating in the air.

Shu Zhongyi was wearing a mask and gloves, sitting in the corner farthest from the bed, staring deeply at the screen in front of him.

One person, one cat, no one raised his head to pay attention to him, just like two Internet addicted teenagers playing games PK.

Lan Mumu pouted, and followed the excrement shoveler to the company.

Xu Rui's agent and studio director were waiting, and the three went directly into the conference room to discuss work.

Lan Mumu nestled on the sofa, spread out the CCTV script that he just got, roughly flipped through it, lost interest, opened WeChat, and had a heated chat with Ji Bai.

Lanmumu: I have come to the company.

Ji Bai: Where is it?I'm going to find you, you don't know how miserable I've been these past few days, you disappeared after you made a big incident, Yuji's paparazzi can't wait to squat in the company for 24 hours to surround them, it is said that even our training room The cleaners were all interviewed on the way home.

Lanmumu: I didn't do anything.

The cat's brain capacity is small, and it has been frightened too much in the past two days, so it has long forgotten about work.

Ji Bai: After you clarified "drug use" at the development conference, the stocks of two listed entertainment companies fell by the limit.

Lan Mumu lowered her eyes, recalled her memory, and typed two lines slowly: Am I not innocent?The pot comes from the sky, and I am more afraid of being checked on the water meter than anyone else.

He is a goblin, and he walked to the unspeakable department in a daze, and he was afraid when he thought about it.

Before Ji Bai could come, Lan Mumu was called into the meeting room by Xu Rui.

"I'm going to record CCTV's talk show in the afternoon, and then I'll take on variety shows? Acting?"

Lan Mumu casually flipped through the invitations on the table. The manager had already picked them out, and there were still a dozen thick ones, which made her dizzy.

"Don't act. It's too hard and tiring. Variety shows seem to be boring... Isn't the concert tour over yet? Why do I have a new job?"

The manager unceremoniously punctured Lan Mumu's music dream, "How long will the reality show make you popular? The music market is sluggish, focus on being a singer, there will be a concert this year, what about next year? It would be nice to have a music festival to participate in." .A certain king came back last month, the publicity was overwhelming, and the hype was extremely high. How many copies did he sell in the end? He couldn't make ends meet, and the concert schedule was cancelled, as if he had signed a music program on a certain local station."

Xu Rui used to think that Lan Mumu was silly and fun. After knowing that the inner core was the cat's son, how could he dare to put him on variety shows. "For variety shows, this kid is so stupid that he doesn't even know he's been cheated."

"Okay, then let's act. Anyway, the appearance is good enough. Director Ye has been beating the side drums, and the role is suitable."

"Okay, that's it."

Lan Mumu looked at Xu Rui, then at his manager, shook his head at the rattle, with a face of resistance, but thinking about Ji Bai's complaints about his manager, he didn't dare to say anything.

As soon as the people left, Lan Mumu immediately threw herself on the shit shovel officer and acted like a baby.

"I don't want to act. Didn't Director Ye favor Ding Hao last time?"

Satisfied, Xu Rui hugged his baby and rubbed his head. The boy's hair was soft, soft and silky, and it felt no worse than stroking a cat.

"Ding Hao's image is inappropriate, and he is full of fairy spirit. After the apology incident, many unsightly things in his past were dug out. The sunspots sprayed hard, and the fans felt distressed. Director Ye doesn't like actors with a lot of gossip; it just so happens that the company recently invested in a spy movie, and there are a lot of locations to shoot, the conditions are quite difficult, and the role of the second male actor is heavy, and no one is willing to accept popular male artists. Come on, the contract is signed."

Lanmu Muwo sighed in the arms of the excrement shovel officer, "acting is tiring and hard, and you're also bald."

Xu Rui slapped his head, "Don't pretend to be pitiful to me, a small supporting role, you can act in your true colors, you don't need to go to the location, it won't work for ten days."

"You let Ji Bai act, he likes acting so much."

"Son, let others do everything, what are you doing?"

After Lan Mumu found the excrement shoveler back, she became even more unscrupulous. In the past, she was mostly fishing in troubled waters at work, but now she doesn't make excuses for being lazy.

"I'm a cat. I just need to eat and sleep well. I'm supposed to be a shit shoveler to move bricks."

……

Qian Yu came in with a cup of coffee, looked up and saw the two people sitting side by side on the sofa, almost blinded, and dropped the cup by mistake.

Putting down the coffee with his head down, he rushed out and stopped the intern Xiao Zhou who came to deliver the documents at the door, "Shhh—don't go in, Brother Xu is busy."

Xiao Zhou could vaguely hear the laughter and laughter coming from inside, with a suspicious expression on his face.

Qian Yu is an honest person, not very good at lying, sweating all over in a hurry, Xu Rui's goosebump-sticky "son" flashed through his mind, and explained in a low voice, "Brother Xu's son is here."

The intern covered his mouth and ran away.

Ten minutes later, the trumpet water injection group in Xu Rui's studio was very lively.

"I heard that Brother Xu's son has come to the office, has any of you seen it?"

"I didn't see, isn't brother Xu single?"

"I didn't see +1, I don't know how old Brother Xu's son is."

"I didn't see +2. I saw Brother Xu in the tea room in the morning. His hands were full of snacks. There were a lot of Oreos and Wangzi denim. He smiled happily and showed his two rows of small white teeth. Oh, it turns out that Mr. Xu is here, no wonder no wonder"

……

An hour later, a well-known entertainment reporter received a secret report from an informant: reliable news that Xu Rui's illegitimate son has come to the company.

At lunch time, Lan Mumu finally coaxed the excrement shovel officer to take him to a big meal. The cat’s leather vest fell to the ground. If you don’t give meat to eat, it will definitely be cat abuse

As soon as the door was opened, a group of people rushed out, and in the blink of an eye, dozens of microphones appeared in front of Xu Rui.

The voices of all kinds of questions gathered together, making the ears ringing, and the frequent flashes blinded the eyes. Just as Lan Mumu was about to sneak away from behind, the paparazzi moved faster and rushed forward, pinching the two of them back and forth. Surrounded by water.

Lan Mumu has always been well protected, never seen this kind of battle, a little dazed, and a little weak-legged, instinctively went to pull Xu Rui's clothes, was hugged behind his back, and never stepped on the road.

Feeling the trembling person behind him, Xu Rui suppressed his anger and dealt with Yu Ji.

Several media outlets in succession did not find any news from Xu Rui, an old fritter, and began to burn the flames of war on Lan Mumu.

"Why do you go out together? To drink or to go somewhere?"

"Lanmumu didn't show up after the press conference. Is it intentional to keep a low profile, or does the company intend to keep you in the dark?"

"Fans have been protesting that the company withheld your resources, what do you think, Lanmumu?"

"Do you have a good personal relationship with Xu Rui? How did you meet?"

"Lan Mumu, are you really not taking drugs? When things got serious before, some people on the Internet said that you have a big background, and you can definitely suppress it..."

……

Amidst the buzzing interview, Lan Mumu hid herself from the beginning to the end, without showing her face.

Xu Rui was so angry that he was already used to being surrounded by Yuji's paparazzi. Putting these on his cat made his adrenaline soar every minute.

When Xu Rui rolled up his sleeves and was about to beat someone up, the manager came to the rescue with security guards.

The agent has dealt with these people all the year round, and he didn't face each other head-on. He leaked some half-truths and half-truths to the media, allowing Xu Rui and Lan Mumu to escape.

It's just that the big meal that Lanmu had been thinking about was ruined again.

Xu Rui didn't have time, so he went directly to the theater, and Lan Mumu went to the CCTV interview hungry.