Star Cat [Entertainment]

When he woke up the next day, Lan Mumu was sleepy, his eyes were swollen like goldfish, he was rolling on the bed, his muscles were sore as if he had been run over by a car.

The clips from last night flashed through his mind. He vaguely remembered seeing Teacher Shu after the concert?

Lan Mumu walked around in her slippers, the whole house was cold and there was no one there, as if everything last night was an illusion.

He clearly remembered that he lay on Teacher Shu's back and cried and complained: the shit shovel officer took advantage of his business trip to bully cats and people.

Not being fed enough to eat, going to the set when I have a cold, almost being abducted to act... In short, everything is the fault of the shit shoveling officer.

Xu Rui was so angry that he gritted his teeth beside him, wishing he could snatch him over and give him a spanking.

Broken bear kid!

If he gets into trouble, he will be coquettish and cute, but when he meets the right owner, he doesn't have a good word to say, what is he trying so hard for?

With Mr. Shu, Lan Mumu is not afraid of Xu Rui, the two of you come and go and bicker all the way.

After arguing and arguing, the exhausted Lan Mumu fell asleep.

I don't remember how I got home.

Stomach growling with hunger, Lan Mumu went straight out the door and turned left, and went to find the shit shovel officer for dinner.

When Xu Rui opened the door, he almost slapped Lan Mumu back.

Still have the nerve to lick your face and smile?Your skin is thicker than the soles of your shoes, have you forgotten the quarrel just last night?

He was still angry, so angry that he didn't want to help his friend take care of the bear child, let alone make breakfast.

Lan Mumu didn't know what politeness was at all, so she used her flexibility to squeeze in through the crack of the door, swaggered to the sofa and sat down, and behaved pitifully, "Brother Xu, big star Xu—I'm hungry I was so tired that I didn't even have dinner last night."

Xu Rui really wanted to cover his ears and pretend he didn't hear, but his legs and feet were already walking towards the kitchen uncontrollably.

Ten minutes later, Xu Rui brought out two simple meals of vegetable salad, porridge, milk and eggs.

Lan Mumu looked desperate, like a small hair mill pulling a stone mill, circling around the excrement shovel officer, chanting a sentence over and over in his mouth.

"I'm not a rabbit, I don't eat grass!"

"I'm not a rabbit, I don't eat grass!"

"'No Grass'"

……

Xu Rui's head got dizzy from the quarrel, and he almost dropped the tableware in his hand. He was more tired than before when he quarreled with Lanlan.

"If you pick and choose again, get the hell out of here."

He must have been out of his mind a few days ago.

That's why it's so stupid that in between filming, when the director and manager strictly ordered him to control his diet, he couldn't resist Lan Mumu holding his arm and acting coquettishly torturing others.

I didn't dare to nod to agree with him to eat seafood and hot pot, but I was also hungry and cooked braised pork, twice-cooked pork, and Kung Pao chicken for Lan Mumu...

Lan Mumu peeked at the shit shovel officer's face, seeing that he was really angry.

Not daring to do it again, afraid of being thrown out to drink the northwest wind, reluctantly gnawed on the vegetables, so unpalatable that I wanted to cry.

Thinking of going to the company for training after eating, there are five more concerts to come.

There is nothing to love about the whole cat life.

It was rare for Xu Rui to finish his breakfast in silence, and sent Lan Mumu, who was hesitant to talk all the way, to the company, and drove away without looking back.

Lan Mumu pouted, and kicked the stones on the side of the road with her right foot, thinking sadly how to coax the shit shovel officer.

It's really sad to be a human being——When I was a cat, I was always shoveling shit and trying to make the cat happy.

"Meow--"

Probably the stones under his feet were kicked away by him, which scared the stray cats in the bushes.

No, the familiar orange cat?

Lan Mumu rubbed her eyes in disbelief, and after confirming that she was not dazzled, she ran after her.

Ignoring the sore thigh muscles, I exerted all my strength, and finally at a remote construction site overgrown with weeds, the four-legged orange cat stopped and walked leisurely.

And Lan Mumu, who only had two legs, sat on the ground panting heavily, too tired to speak.

One person and one cat, separated by a safe social distance, stared at each other for a long time.

Lan Mumu tentatively asked, "Lan Mumu? Uh—" scratching his head in distress, "Shouting like this always feels like I'm calling myself, it's weird, what should I call you? Lazy? No, it's more like calling me own."

"Meow meow meow -" the orange cat took a few steps back, staring at Lan Mumu vigilantly, and barked a few times.

"so stupid--"

"Why am I so stupid?" Lan Mumu retorted unconvinced, "You are so stupid, such a beautiful fur is as dirty as a rag, and why are you thinner than a stray cat?"

The cat exploded and roared fiercely.

"Trash, don't talk about me, anyway, I'm alive and well, and I haven't been captured by humans, why did you cause me such trouble?"

Lan Mumu also wanted to yell back, but his throat was depleted too much yesterday, and it hurt even when he spoke.

The heart is more than enough.

"Why did I get into trouble?" Lan Mumu lost her momentum and grabbed the orange cat into her arms unconvinced.

Learn how to shovel a cat like a shit shoveler, pinch the pink cat ears, scratch the chin, and rub the hair on the neck.

The originally ferocious big cat couldn't help purring comfortably.

Lan Mumu was amused, the smile on his face seemed to glow under the sunlight, and his mouth was relentless, "Haha——It's so fun, no wonder the stupid Twolegs are so obsessed with licking cats, my hand feels Very good."

The four-legged beast that had been plucked rolled its eyes helplessly.

He doesn't want to either! ! !My whole body was limp, and I couldn't use any strength.

It is enough to wake up as a cat after being knocked unconscious. When he sees butterflies and small flying insects, he wants to pounce. When he recovers, the insects have been pressed under his paws. What can he do?

He could only hide away and find a corner where he could bask in the sun to lick his fur.

What the hell is licking?As a human being, how could he fall in love with the behavior of licking fur?

Anger!He couldn't control the cat's instinct at all, so he could only recognize it by pinching his nose, sticking to the position of never licking his ass.

Even when I ran into a stray dog, I could still think optimistically, fortunately I didn't dress like a dog that couldn't be changed to eat shit.

Otherwise, find a piece of tofu and kill him head-on.

Lan Mumu's hand followed the silky fur and touched the cat's tail flicking back and forth. She didn't know what she had experienced. The other eight golden tails that the cat demon was proud of lost their golden brilliance, and their low and gloomy Hanging like shy lavender.

"Why are you so miserable? It's worse than me being an adult in a daze..."

In the morning light, after the initial dispute, one person and one cat communicated quietly.

Most of the time it is the cat talking, Lan Mumu replied.

He is a cat who has not been deeply involved in the world, and with three or five blows, his family has been wiped out, and he has not even covered the secret of the cat demon.

"You said that you are not an ordinary orange cat, but the shit shovel officer is a big star, what's so special about that?"

"Of course I'm surprised, I'm the only cat demon in this world."

"Oh—the kind of monster that has mana and can eat people?"

"I don't eat people... No... You can't tell others that I'm a demon."

Lan Mumu came back to her senses, covered her mouth and looked innocently at the orange cat in her arms, pretending to be stupid failed.

"Forget it, anyway, you are not someone else, just say what you say."

Lan Mumu gave up on herself and confessed all the past.

After speaking, he felt refreshed and relaxed. He really held back for too long.

When I was a cat, I was afraid of being seen by other stray cats, so I stayed away from other stray cats.As a pet, the shit-shoveling officer couldn't understand what he said, and couldn't communicate.

"Are all goblins trash these days?"

"Stupid and stupid, they can become smart, the sky has no eyes."

Lan Mumu felt like punching the cat when he heard it, and it was the first time he understood the mood of the excrement shovel officer.

"You're so disgusted, why don't you give me back the cat's body!" Lan Mumu gritted her teeth angrily, she definitely couldn't do anything to the cat, she wanted to pinch herself twice, but she was afraid of pain.

"No change!" Unexpectedly, Orange Cat refused without hesitation.

"I have no idea about becoming a spirit, but as a stray cat, I have no attachments or cares, and I am much more free than a human being."

"!!!"

Lanmu was stunned.

He secretly asked on the forum, "If you found yourself waking up as a stray cat, what would you do?"

Except for a small group of people who are willing to find a shit-shoveling officer to live a delicious and spicy life as a pet cat, [-]% of them don't want to be a cat.

How can the original goods not play cards according to common sense?

"I don't think you've been a good person for a while? You've become a hot little fresh meat. You've gained both fame and fortune. What a happy life."

The opponent is persuasive.

"What's the matter? It's all about rushing the ducks to the shelves, practicing all day long, you are allowed to eat this, and you are not allowed to do it, and the company strictly controls it. What's the matter?"

Lanmumu was fried.

"The most resentful, every day in heat, I still can't touch the female cat!"

Received the orange cat's surprised eyes, Lan Mumu deliberately warned the other party fiercely.

"Let me tell you, you have to hide well, don't be caught and sterilized by humans."

"If you dare to ask me to be a eunuch cat, I will..."

It's stuck, he doesn't seem to have anything to threaten the other party.

"Hahaha--"

The orange cat wagged its tail crazily, its mouth opened in a wide arc, and a strange sound came out of the cat's throat.

"You are so cute! You actually think of the human sperm as a estrus O(∩_∩)O haha~"

Although Lan Mumu didn't understand what the cat was laughing at, she more or less guessed that she was making a joke, her face was swollen into a puffer fish, and she didn't know how to refute it.

"Stop laughing, I've made it clear, how about you? I don't even know the bank card password."

The orange cat froze as if it had been immobilized, and quickly threw out a string of numbers.

"You are so stupid, don't mess with the notebook in the dormitory."

Lan Mumu touched his nose guilty, "Why didn't you say it earlier?"

"We met at the bar last time, why are you running?"

The orange cat rolled its eyes in an ungraceful manner, not hiding its disdain for Lan Mumu at all.

"I'm a decent human being dressed as a cat? If I don't run away, don't I stay where I am and wait for you to kill me and occupy my body? These days, cat abuse is not illegal, at most it is a moral condemnation."

"I occupy your body?" Lan Mumu was dumbfounded, "I wish you could change it back soon."

The orange cat fell silent, he made up his mind not to change.

In addition to the initial discomfort, I am more and more used to the leisurely life of being a cat, basking in the sun and licking its fur, waking up to eat, and continuing to sleep after eating. Love, what genius?What ambition?Forget it all.

"You said, if we find that tree and knock it out again, can we still change it?"

Where did Lan Mumu guess the orange cat's thoughts, she only cared about her own cat's skin.

The orange cat's pupils rolled around, and instead of answering, he asked, "Do you remember which tree it is?"

He didn't believe it, but with the capacity of the other party's brain, he could think of it.

Sure enough, Lan Mumu's smiling face collapsed, scratching her ears and cheeks, thinking hard about it.

"If you think about it, being a human is more fun than a cat."

The orange cat seemed to be a roundworm in Lan Mumu's stomach.

"Aside from other things, being a cat can't eat heavy salt and heavy oil. Just think about grilled skewers, hot pot, hairy blood...the money in my bank card is enough for you to eat and drink for the rest of your life."

"As a human being, why do you worry about the estrus period? With so many female fans, it's no problem to change girlfriends every day. Have you been to a bar last time? With the great invention of the condom, you don't have to worry about killing people at all. Speaking of other things, there are all kinds of beauties, and there are organizations that provide special services, you have tried the two heavens of ice and fire, Guanyin sitting on the lotus..."

Lan Mumu licked her mouth when she heard it, she was greedy, she just ate grass, and her stomach was growling.

"Being such a good person, why do you still want to occupy my cat's skin?"

The cat meowing stopped.

"I've been a human being for more than ten years, and sooner or later I get tired of playing with it. There are so many amazing inventions of human beings, enough to keep you fresh for a while."

The orange cat's flickering tone was not so confident.

"Then I will have a day when I get tired of it—"

Orange Cat didn't expect Lan Mumu to be so persistent in being a cat even though he was usually a fool.

"Anyway, we can't change it back now, can we?"

Lan Mumu nodded dejectedly.

Even if you find that tree, if you hit it with a concussion, you can't get it back. Wouldn't it be a waste of pain?

"That's a good deal."

"My mobile phone and bank card all have a password. You can spend the money as you like. Although it is unlikely...but if it is not enough, you can tell me next time you meet."

"Buy yourself a laptop to surf the Internet. Don't touch mine again. I'm afraid you won't be able to handle it if you cause trouble. Others... Anyway, I think you are quite talented in music. No, there are people who will escort you."

"That's it for now. I'll go first. Just turn left on the way back. I'll find you if I need anything."

The orange cat spoke, and with a kick of its hind legs, it kicked away Lan Mumu, who was stroking the cat, jumped up and down a few times, and disappeared into the withered grass.