The reborn scumbag concubine

Chengwang Mansion

"By God's blessing, the emperor ordered that Jin Nanjue Chunyu Zhige and General Xiaoqi go alone, and the merit lies in Sheji... I am very relieved, and the prince is specially ordered to lead all the princes and officials above the third rank in the capital to greet him outside the palace. Here it is!"

Cheng Wang Muruoyu frowned, stood up without taking the edict from the eunuch, and dusted the dust off his knees.

The little eunuch who announced the decree held up the imperial decree with both hands, froze in place, and did not dare to remind Mu Ruoyu, you must know that Cheng Wang is notoriously irritable, if he doesn't go his way, the heavenly king and I will dare to beat him.

Mu Ruoyu turned her head and snorted coldly, the servant at the side immediately understood, and took the imperial edict from the young eunuch.

"Slave resigns" the little eunuch left in a hurry without stopping.

"En..." Mu Ruoyu didn't respond, and just sat on the teacher's chair and drank tea.

The little eunuch led the two guards and left in a hurry.

"Boom!"

Mu Ruoyu slammed the tea bowl on the table, and cursed, "Father is partial, why should I go to meet that little kid? What's so great about it? When I went to the battlefield, Chunyu Zhige was still eating tea." Where's the milk, I'm pooh!"

"My lord calm down, it's just that he is lucky, don't get angry because of that kid, it's not worth hurting your body," the boy persuaded.

"Hmph! I won't go, I'll see what my father can do to me," Mu Ruoyu said angrily.

"Yes, you are the eldest son of the emperor, with a high status and great military exploits, the emperor is naturally not willing to punish you," the young man agreed.

Jinnan Gongfu

"Eldest young mistress, happy event, happy event" Xian'er blushed and ran all the way to Cheng Yuqing's other courtyard.

"What happy event?" Cheng Yuqing stopped the paintbrush in his hand, looked up at Xian'er, and asked.

"Little Grandpa, I'll be back tomorrow," Xian'er said.

"pat~"

Cheng Yuqing's brain seemed to have been hit hard, and the paintbrush in his hand fell to the ground...

"Miss, miss, did you hear what Sister Xian'er said? The little grandpa is coming back tomorrow" Cui Zhu said with tears in her eyes.

"En" Cheng Yuqing replied indifferently, the corners of his mouth could not help twitching slightly, and he bent down to pick up the paintbrush on the ground.

Cheng Yuqing is used to being cold-tempered, and her emotions are rarely shown outside. Even if Zhi Ge stands in front of her now, it may be just a faint smile, a long-term staring at her eyebrows, that's all, there is no love in it. Outsiders know.

"Dangdangdang~"

"Who?"

"It's me, Zhige," I replied.

Shan Jin got up and opened the door, seeing Zhi Ge holding two jugs of wine in one hand and a food box in the other, he was puzzled and asked, "What are you?"

"I'm looking for you to drink," I said, and without waiting for him to let me go, I went straight into the room and placed the wine and dishes on the square table.

Shan Jin shook his head and smiled, closing the door.

"You must have something to do." Shan Jin picked up his glass and drank it down.

"It's okay," I said, taking a sip of my wine.

"Hehe, I hope it's as you said." Shan Jin laughed.

"Brother Shan, are you married?" I put down my glass and asked.

"How can I not be married at my age? I have two sons. The eldest son is six years old, and the youngest son is three years old," Shan Jin said.

"Then how many wives do you have?" I asked.

"Are you okay?" Shan Jin said with a smile.

"I, what can I do, it's just chatting" I said unnaturally.

"I have this number," said Shan Jin, spreading his palms in front of Zhi Ge.

"Five, five?" I widened my eyes in disbelief.

"En" Shan Jin nodded with a smile.

"Are you too busy?" I asked.

"It's normal for a man to marry more wives," Shan Jin said.

"Is the sister-in-law getting along well?" I asked.

"Women's family is like that, I don't care if they make trouble, as long as it doesn't go too far," Shan Jin said.

When I heard it, the single-entry method would definitely not work on Mu Ruoyan and Yu Qing. If I didn't care, the backyard might catch fire.

Seeing Zhige scratching his ears and cheeks, Shan Jin couldn't stop sighing, and said with a smile, "There are also certain skills in women's affairs."

"Oh? What technique?" I asked hastily.

Shan Jin licked his eyes and pursed his lips, "Let me tell you, after you go home..."

"Is that true?" I asked suspiciously, wide-eyed.

"At least you won't have one head and two big ones," Shan Jin said.

"Well, okay, just listen to the big brother." I nodded heavily.

"Eh~ you kid, don't hurt me, let Her Royal Highness know about it, and I will die without a place to bury me," Shan Jin hurriedly said nervously.

"Don't worry, how can I betray my brother, drink, drink" I smiled and clinked glasses with Shan Jin.

The problem has been solved temporarily, and my depressed mood has been relieved. As long as the conflict between Mu Ruoyan and Yu Qing is not intensified, I will be satisfied. As for the future, I will slowly figure out a solution.

Unknowingly, a pot of wine has bottomed out, my head is constantly swollen, and I always bite my tongue when speaking. In fact, I think, personally, I still have six or seven percent of consciousness, just looking at things A little ghosting, a little shaking when walking.

"Brother Shan, you don't have to help me, hey, I'll just go back by myself," I said vaguely.

Shan Jin is also a little drunk, but he is better than Zhi Ge, at least he knows that he has to help the other party back no matter what, otherwise let the princess "keep the empty room alone." How many heads does Shan Jin have?

"Young Master Mu, Young Master Mu, are you asleep?" Shan Jin asked cautiously outside the door.

When Mu Ruoyan opened the door, the smell of alcohol rushing towards her made her frown.

"Master Mu, the second brother is drunk, I'll help you and help him over here." Shan Jin tried his best to straighten his tongue and speak.

"Thank you, Brother Shan, just leave it to me." Mu Ruoyan smiled and helped Zhi Ge's body.

"Then I'll take my leave." Shan Jin said as he hurried downstairs, drinking too much doesn't mean he's stupid, just now Mu Ruoyan looked amiable, but God knows what will happen in the next second?

"Plop, boom!"

When Shan entered and descended the stairs, his eyes blurred, his foot missed, and he rolled down the stairs directly.

"Ouch~" Shan Jin rubbed the back of his head and wailed in pain, then limped towards his room.

"Hey, hey, big baby" I hugged Mu Ruoyan's slender waist, rubbing my chin on her shoulder.

Mu Ruoyan turned her head in disgust to avoid Zhi Ge's breath of alcohol and said coldly, "Who allows you to drink so much, stand up for me!"

"Hey, yes, Commander Mu" I let go of my hand with a playful smile, and made a posture of standing at attention and did not forget to salute her, but my body was a little awkward and crooked.

"You! Stand up straight!" Mu Ruoyan said sharply, staring into her beautiful eyes.

"Hey, I think, I want to stand up straight, but, huh? Commander Mu, why are there two of you? Are you really a fairy?" I said with my tongue out, and waved my hands at Mu Ruoyan.

"You are the one who turned into a goblin. Tonight you sleep on the floor, you are not allowed to go to bed!" Mu Ruoyan said loudly, walked quickly to the bed, threw the quilt on the ground, turned on the bed, and ignored someone.

I blinked and looked at the person on the bed, "Why are there still two?" I whispered.

"puff"

silence~

Mu Ruoyan didn't want to talk to Zhi Ge anymore, but in the end she couldn't hold back and turned around, and saw Zhi Ge lying on the ground straight and motionless. Bed walked to Zhi Ge's side, half picked him up and shouted, "Rogue, rascal?"

I grinned at the corner of my mouth, grabbed Mu Ruoyan's arm and said, "Baby, I don't want to sleep on the floor, I want to go to bed!"

"You, you lied to me again!" Mu Ruoyan said angrily, her right fist was clenched tightly, and her teeth were clenched.

"Huh? What did I lie to you? Big baby, I thought, hey, I want to have sex, okay?"

"asshole!"

"Boom!"

"what!"

Ye~ You are so quiet!

"Hiss~" Holding his forehead, he barely sat up.

"Are you awake?" Mu Ruoyan's "cold" voice sounded.

"Ah? Well," I instantly regained my energy, because, because her tone of voice seemed to be a little off.

"Drink this, it will make you feel better," Mu Ruoyan said.

"Well, thank you." I kept paying attention to her expression when I picked up the teacup. Not only did she seem to be wrong, but I also felt a little weird, but I couldn't tell what was wrong for a while.

After drinking what Mu Ruoyan gave me, I sat on the bed and "closed my eyes to rest my mind" for a while, and my head really didn't hurt as much as before.

"It's nice to have a doctor at home." I sighed inwardly and got up to wash.

"Kang Dang~" The washbasin fell to the ground and splashed the clothes on his body, wet most of them.

"Big baby!" I hurriedly ran to Mu Ruoyan from behind the screen and shouted.

"What's wrong?" Mu Ruoyan asked lightly.

"I was beaten last night!" I said.

"En..." Mu Ruoyan blinked her eyes, and responded calmly with no expression on her face.

"Fuck! Let me catch who did it, and I will kill him!" I said angrily.

"Huh! Huh?" Mu Ruoyan squinted her eyes and looked at Zhige puzzled, thinking, "Could it be that he doesn't remember what happened last night? That punch of mine was not light."

"Do you think it was Big Brother Shan who hit me? No, why did he hit me so hard? The waiter did it? Yes, it must be the guy who is always peeping at you for nothing!" I muttered.

"Sneaking at me?" Mu Ruoyan asked.

"Well, you may not have noticed, it's the guy in brown clothes with a black rag on his head." I said.

"Is there such a person?" Mu Ruoyan asked.

"Yes, absolutely, and I've glared at him a few times," I said.

When Mu Ruoyan saw Zhi Ge's resentful woman's expression paired with his bruised and swollen eyes that were almost slits, Mu Ruoyan couldn't help but burst out laughing out loud.

"Big darling, can you be a little sympathetic, your husband was beaten up" I said dissatisfied with my mouth curled up.

"Hehe, okay, I won't laugh, just wait, I'll rub some medicinal wine on you and you'll be fine soon." Mu Ruoyan covered her mouth with a smile, and went to get the medicine box.

"En" I nodded and said, the corners of my mouth curled up in a small arc and I shouted loudly in my heart, "yes, yes, yes, 1 yes! Call it a day, it's done!"

Don't be confused, don't panic, I'm here to impart some experience to you, hehe.

That's right, I'm faking amnesia!As you all saw just now, she has a fire at all. It's a small thing for me to get punched, but it's a big deal for her not to let me go to bed for at least a month, so I can only pretend to be crazy and pretend to be stupid, and endure humiliation to survive!

Uh huh, let me declare that this is not because I am afraid of her, I am called witty, and it is all for the sake of family harmony!