The devil is too popular

"Basketball...basketball...if there's anyone I can talk about basketball with..."

"what?"

"Kuroko Tetsuya?"

"That girl's wish will definitely come true through the hand of the god who gave her love (power)!"

"Her thoughts (troubles) can definitely be conveyed to the person she wants to communicate with through the seemingly scientific but magical mobile phone, and then through the input method!"

"Even if you ask me to fill in the verification information for the friend application..."

Jie Ai, who has dropped out of school all the year round and lacks common sense and good friends, frowned slightly, pressed her fingertips lightly on the screen, typed and deleted, and choked out a short sentence after 10 minutes.

[I like basketball very much! ]

This sentence seems to be the key, quickly pried open the defense of the unknown person with the basketball as his head, and the application was approved within three seconds-although the elder brother did not answer for three seconds when he spoke, then that The words will definitely turn into a magic wind that blows away the mountains to urge her, but they are only placed on ordinary people.

"...passed in three seconds, it's pretty fast, have you been waiting for me?" Jie Ai, who didn't understand the mechanism of chat apps at all, tilted her head, naively thinking that she just saw the list of friends that she could apply for, All of them knew their own great power, and they lined up waiting for someone who could meet good luck and become friends with him.

[I also like basketball very much! (*￣︶￣)]

A person named Tetsuya Kuroko replied to her verification message with an expression so cute that Yuai could hug the doll tightly.

[(*￣︶￣)] She also replied.

So cute, steal it!

"Hmm...I was wondering, has Zhejun been in an online relationship recently?"

It was Momoi Wuzuki who first raised this question, and Heizi Zhe also explained the past well, but during the process, Kise said, "Ah——yes! Little Heizi has been looking at his phone in his spare time recently?" Aomine also echoed "Although I don't understand, the smile on my face is kind of disgusting." Midorima pushed his glasses, "And he started to collect information on harem light novels that he didn't read at all before." Murasakihara looked at this, looked at that, basically Knowing that this was a criticism meeting held to bully Kuroko, although he thought it was meaningless, being excluded was also annoying, so he ruffled Kuroko's hair with his big hands dipped in potato chip seasoning powder.

"We'll talk about Heizi's love affair when the time comes, come here for training now."

It was Akashi who made the final decision.

Although he was very grateful for his help in resolving the siege, but at the same time he did not care about the fact that Heizi was dating online.He returned to the court with his teammates, feeling in his heart that "Zhe Jun's fan's online dating partner——!" ' will be a hot topic for at least a month through Momoi's mouth during lunch time in the basketball club.

"...not actually."

He explained in a low voice, as it should be, without being heard by anyone in this big and noisy basketball court.

[Not actually. ]

【Eh?There's none? 】

[Although if someone asks me, I will deny it without hesitation, but what I deny is only the point of 'online dating'. If Heizi unilaterally fell in love with me slower than the destruction of the world in this week, I would not refused! 】

[...no, not in love. ]

While thinking about her metaphor, it is still as strange as ever. The destruction of the world has something to do with online dating. Could it be that the person he is chatting with now is a demon king?Heizi was typing.

[Also, although I don't have that intention, let me inquire first, how can I refuse a unilateral liking...? ]

[For example, Tony's licking dog, fell in love with me at first sight, has been chasing me and wants to get in touch with me, and refuses to die no matter what, I will reject this kind of love. 】

Tony, by retrieving these two words in his brain, he can easily get the full name.Salvatore Toni, a handsome blond guy (she emphasized the word handsome), if you analyze Junai's description of him, which is full of personal speculation and maliciousness, you can conclude that this is a person who admires her. Some kind of skill, someone who always wanted to confront her, but was hated because the desire was too strong.Of course there is no love element.

was hated.

He directly condensed Edogawa Yuai's description of Tony as "the licking dog who couldn't ask for me" into four words.

He met Yuai Edogawa a week ago. Facing this reality, it should not exist in theory, otherwise he would question why God was so partial when he created man, did He steal part of the world's appearance share? The beautiful girl given to her, as an ordinary person, Kuroko Tetsuya, of course, did not meet her in reality.

He met her through a niche chat app.

Logically speaking, everyone has a variety of screen names. Heizi thought that not many people would use their real names as nicknames, but within the second minute of downloading the app, he received a friend request from Yuai Edokawa.

[I like basketball very much! ]

That's the word that hits the heart.

Originally, it was just a coincidence, and even held the view of "ah, although it is suspicious, but let's learn how to use this app while chatting with her", almost treating Edogawa Yuai as a novice guide npc.But chatting, but will find that she hits it off very well.

No, it's not because of the knot - why is she still calling him Heizi, but he can already call her knot in his heart very naturally? ...maybe it's because the name is so cute--it's not because Kyo and him have anything in common.In fact, if the characteristics of the two are listed in a table, the only two that overlap should be [underage] and [human].

But, like light and shadow unexpectedly inseparable, he and she really hit it off.

[Just out from bed]

At five o'clock in the afternoon on weekdays, some schools hadn't finished school yet, and Heizi asked questions that were very ignorant for his peers.

If his teammate Kise Ryota saw it, he would definitely get a big laugh 'Hahahahaha what is that?It's better to ask about the weather than to use this as an opening statement! 'evaluation of

[No, actually did not sleep. 】

But the other party replied with even more lack of common sense—the amazing thing was that he was so confident that he didn't even have the intention of covering up.

[I was playing games yesterday, it was very fun, so when I came back to my senses, my teammates said that I was going to sleep, only to realize that it was already eight o'clock in the morning...? 】

[Of course I can’t go to bed at eight o’clock in the morning. I’m not a lazy and bad boy, so I soaked milk and ate bread. After breakfast, I started today’s day. 】

No, rather than going to bed at [-] am, the bigger question is why stay up until [-] am...

[…the last time you interrupted the conversation with the excuse of good night, it seemed like three days ago]

[No, actually I didn't sleep three days ago.Although I think beauty sleep is also very important, but I started to read novels on a whim. There are several million words in total. By the time I finished reading it, it was already two days ago that you said good morning to me. 】

[......]

[knot love relatives]

When Heizi called her by the intimate terms of kinship, it meant he was serious and angry.

[How long did you sleep this week? ]

【...】

[eight hours? 】

The other side threw back an answer that he decided to make up because he couldn't figure it out. If it was true, it would be even more terrifying. Heizi took a deep breath. Although he was only in the second year of junior high school, he somehow understood the painstaking efforts of raising a rebellious daughter. The mood of a single dad.

This metaphor is too specific, as soon as he thinks about it, he really substitutes it in, and on the third day of becoming a married father, he will be so angry that he vomits blood. For his own health, Heizi waved away the thoughts in his head.

[Please go to sleep. ]

[Bring...a full stop? ! 】

The honorific word "please" was used, and a period was added, which terrified the rebellious girl on the opposite side to get married. The third second after the message was sent, her profile picture was grayed out. It seems that whether she slept or not, at least she was Go offline obediently.

"...That being said, I really hope she at least has a healthy lifestyle..."

Looking at the spots of light on the wooden floor passing through the gap of the skylight, Heizi chattered inadvertently.

"...and again and again."

"Hey, Xiaolujian, do you think Xiaoheizi's expression resembles that of a useless father who is worried about his daughter?"

The whispers of his teammates over there were naturally ignored by him.

Intelligence analysis is not Heizi's forte, but no matter who it is, read the chat records of this week one by one... No, in fact, it is enough to read the first day, and you can already outline the name in your mind. The general image of the girl of 'Edogawa Yuai'.

First of all, the cuteness revealed from the name, Kuroko didn't have any experience in communicating with girls before, the manager of the basketball department, Momoi Mayzuki, should be counted as one, but he has a subtle weakness for her.Now through the network cable, you can't see the face on the other side, but the consciousness of men and women has risen unbelievably.

"Wow..."

In order to satisfy everyone's overly high and impolite curiosity, I sat in a fast food restaurant after school to eat, and just relayed a few words about the knot, and Kise on the opposite side showed an unbearable expression.

"What's up with this cuteness that seizes every opportunity, buryes traps in every word of a message, and strikes like an uppercut in a boxing ring at every opening...isn't it too strong?! "

This sentence was uttered by Kise Ryota, who is a part-time model with good looks and spends at least 10 minutes every day signing autographs for fans, which can be regarded as the highest level of praise.

"No wonder Xiao Heizi fell within a week..." He looked at Heizi with sympathy, "This level is too high. Compared with her, an online dating scammer with stolen money of 3000 million yen is simply nothing." It's like the gap between a child and a giant dragon... cough cough cough!"

A violent cough interrupted his words, and Heizi withdrew his hand holding the Kise Coke cup, and wiped the Coke that he had choked on the back of his hand with a tissue.

"Cough...I'm about to choke to death, huh???"

"...Because Kise-kun's description is too rude."

He answered calmly.

Too faux, not incorrect.

Yuai Edogawa does have a kind of magical power, which can form an incredible degree of cuteness through the combination of cold words displayed on the screen.Even if it's difficult, tantrum-loving, and gloomy, it's irresistibly cute.

"Then I feel that her character design is also a bit surreal..."

Kise continued to think, "You mean living alone? You're only in your teens?"

"A precise statement is [a person lives on the moon]." Heizi quietly sipped on the vanilla milkshake.

"Oh, it's still a secondary school." Huang Lai nodded understandingly, "But she is also very good at making up lies. At the beginning, after she said that she was the God Slayer who killed Hecate, Xiao Hei Did you believe me?"

"At that time, Xiao Heizi suddenly came over and asked me about Greek mythology. I was so stupid hahaha... cough cough!"

Heizi withdrew his hand pinching the Coke cup again, and Heizi slightly turned his head to the side.

"Kise-kun, please don't laugh at me."

This is the second characteristic of Edogawa Yuai.

Set into the brain of a girl with secondary illness.