What could be wrong with the salted fish attack?

When the wooden door rang, Nan Xing felt something.

When he opened the door and saw Jing Mo, he felt such emotion.

As the saying goes, don't hit a smiling face, Jing Mo greeted him with a smile: "Hi."

Nan Xing thought, a rare visitor, but his expression was flat: "Are you willing to go out?"

Uh... This... Is this giving a bad impression?

Jing Mo was a little uncertain for a while, to be honest, although he is very cool at home, he doesn't care what others think of him, but for his own landlord, this Nan Xing who has grown up on his aesthetics everywhere, Jing Mo doesn't care. Hope to be misunderstood.

But he is really homely...

It's all the fault of 'lust', how can I feel wrong when I'm so cool at home! ! !

Jing Mo reflected for three seconds, feeling ashamed of his behavior of violating his original intention because of "lust".

He brought the gift he had prepared to him: "I caught this on the mountain this morning, and I'll give it to you."

"???" Is there something wrong with this person?

If you don't show up for a few days, and you come to give gifts as soon as you show up, it's hard for people not to misunderstand, right?

"Thank you, but as I said, you pay to rent my house, and you don't need to send things over." Nan Xing deliberately talked about ordinary landlords and tenants, hoping that this person would understand that men and women are different.

Jing Mo felt very strange, every time he gave Nan Xing something, the other party was very cautious, as if he was afraid of being misunderstood.

But he only thought that the other party felt that the two were not familiar with each other, so he was embarrassed to accept it.

Didn't think much of it at all.

"You are my landlord and I give you things. It's two different things. Can't you be my friend? It's normal for friends to give gifts to each other, right?"

That's right, apart from teammates, this is the first time that Jingmo has friends.

People in the last days are already very tired from being busy with survival every day, and have no time to be hypocritical.

Every day is full of crises. Teammates may die on the way to the mission at any time, so it’s good to be teammates. Everyone takes it for granted. Friends always have to spend more time and energy to manage this relationship. There is no time to be sad, so simple is good.

But it's different now, in this peaceful and peaceful age, he can try to make some friends, life can be different.

? ? ?What kind of friends can a man and a brother be?

They can only be relatives, brothers or husband and wife.

A man and a brother are friends, are they afraid that their spine will be pierced?

Nan Xing was tired, it was the first time he met this kind of person who was obviously smart but stupid.

Or did he do it on purpose?

But why?

What's the benefit of being friends with him, and it's impossible for him to deduct the other party's rent.

You can talk about feelings, but you don't need to talk about money.

But since it's not for money, it's for people.

That's right, he is an unmarried brother, with only one grandfather in his family, and no brothers or sisters. The other party wants to settle in Nanhe Village. He has no fertile land and no land deed, but he is different. He has land and land, and he looks good. , and there are two houses. If the other party marries him, not only will he have a husband, but also fields and land.

What a shrewd plan!

After Nan Xing figured it out, the way he looked at Jing Mo changed.

But with Shang Jingmo's sincere eyes, he wondered if he was wrong.

Although the other party was courteous for nothing, he didn't look like a softie.

Although he loves the house, he has money, let alone the gold bracelet, which is enough for him to buy real estate and land if he pawns it.

You can't just fall in love with him, can you?

"..." That's not acceptable, Nan Xing was frightened by his guess: "When you rented the house, you promised the village head uncle to keep a distance from me."

"..." Forgive him for his stupidity, but he really didn't want to understand why it was brought to the head of the village again?

And the other party just changed his eyes, obviously thinking of something, what did he think of?

"Can you let me in first?" Jing Mo couldn't figure it out, how could it be so difficult for two big men to make friends?

He sent the fish he was carrying forward again.

As if to prove that he was still alive, the fish was dying, and it was still struggling to flap its tail.

"..." Nan Xing had no choice but to let him in.

Jing Mo entered the gate of the courtyard, and saw the Fifth Uncle who was still sitting where he first saw him. After all, he was the first old man who cared about him. He greeted him with a smile, "Fifth Uncle."

"You're here, come and sit." Obviously, Uncle Wu liked Jing Mo more than Nan Xing, so he stood up: "Why did you bring something here?"

Jing Mo said: "I caught it on the mountain in the morning. This fish is fresh. I'll bring it to you and Brother Xing to taste. I also picked up some chicken fir fungus, which can be used to make soup. By the way, there are also some peaches. Uncle Wu can eat it." like to eat?"

Uncle Wu said with a smile, "I like it. My Xing Xing likes it better. Xing Xing came over, took the things in, peeled the skin and cut some to taste."

Nan Xing never thought that his grandfather would join the enemy camp first, so he took the things angrily and went to the kitchen.

Jing Mo didn't know why he was so angry: "What's wrong with Brother Xing?"

"It's okay, come sit down and chat with me." Fifth Uncle greeted him.

Jing Mo had no choice but to sit down.

Rural people generally can't afford tea, but fortunately, Nanhe Village has a good terrain, and there are wild teas on the mountain, and every household in the village picks them, so it is unlikely that guests will not be able to make tea.

Uncle Fifth made a pot of tea himself, and poured another cup for Jing Mo.

Jing Mo took it with both hands: "Thank you Fifth Uncle."

Fifth Uncle sat down beside him and looked at him with a smile.

He has a bad complexion, but he is kind, and when he smiled, he had a kind face: "I heard from Xing Xing that you stay at home all day and don't go out for a walk. This is not good. Young people must be energetic."

Elderly people love to worry, Jing Mo understands: "I'm tired of walking, so I want to rest."

"It's been a long enough rest. You have lived in for more than ten days, and you have gone out twice. In our village, you are the first one who stays at home except for the scholar."

"Okay, I will come out more in the future." Jing Mo didn't refute, and accepted the teaching with an open mind.

Just when Nan Xing came out and heard the conversation between the two, his expression changed, and he was a little helpless: "Grandpa, don't talk nonsense."

Uncle Wu was not happy: "Why are you talking nonsense? Ask Jing Mo, is Grandpa right?"

Jing Mo nodded repeatedly.

Seeing his stupidity, Nan Xing burst out laughing, but he quickly covered up his smile again, and put the cut peaches neatly arranged on a plate on the table: "You talk, I'll go to work .”

Jing Mo didn't know what he was thinking, maybe bewitched by that fleeting smile, he suddenly reached out and grabbed him: "Brother Xing."

The scorching temperature fell on his wrist, but Nan Xing felt that his heart was scalded. He instinctively pulled out his hand and turned his face coldly: "What are you doing?" But the tips of his ears were slightly red.

Jing Mo didn't notice, and he was even more puzzled by the other party's overreaction, so he could only coax and say, "Have you eaten? Is it sweet?"

Nan Xing said with a straight face: "You don't know how to taste it yourself?" Then he left.

Some of the meaning of fleeing.

But Jingmo didn't notice it.

His perception of these emotions is indeed weak.

Not as much as a tenth of the danger.

Monk Zhang Er was puzzled, Jing Mo asked Fifth Uncle: "Does Brother Xing hate me?"

Uncle Wu was holding back a laugh: "Why do you say that?"

That's right, it doesn't make sense. He rented the house with money, which is considered generous. He didn't bargain for the price, and he even gave things to the other party.

If he had such a tenant instead, he would be very happy.

Jing Mo looked at Nan Xing, who was sitting with his back facing him, continuing to weave, and said, "I don't think it should, but I feel that Brother Xing is alien to me."

"You are a man, and Xing Xing is a brother. Naturally, I want to see you. If I don't see you, my family should have a happy event."

Jing Mo was confused: "What happy event?"

Fifth Uncle saw that his expression did not seem to be fake, could it be that he really didn't know?

He tentatively asked, "Do you know what brother is?"

What could it be?man! "It's Brother Xing."

"...From a certain day more than 300 years ago, the bodies of some men on this land suddenly changed. Although their bodies are male and female, they have the same appearance as ordinary men, but they are fertile. The way to distinguish them is to look at their eyebrows. Is there any mole between them?"

They could understand everything they said, but they were confused when they got together.

What male and female body, fertility.

The mole between the eyebrows... Wait, Jing Mo finally retrieved such an impression from the distant memory.

He remembered that there were many such settings in the web articles before the end of the world.

"..." So what he did just now, to Brother Xing, was actually sexual harassment, right? That's what happened! ! !

Seeing the expression of 'I'm cracked' on his face, Uncle Wu knew that this person really didn't know about it.

But how is it possible?

This matter is not a secret. After more than 300 years of changes, elder brothers have long been accepted by the world. It is common for many high-ranking officials to give birth or marry in their families.

Not to mention the queen empress in the palace is also a brother.

How could it be possible that Jingmo didn't know when he traveled all over the world?

But it really didn't look like it was pretending, Fifth Uncle was also confused.

Jing Mo was also puzzled, this incident completely made him unable to deal with it, but after all, he is a person who has experienced the end of the world.

His three views were shattered and reshaped in a short time.

"I'm sorry, it's my fault, Brother Xingxing who is abrupt."

Uncle Wu felt amused when he saw his forced smile: "It's my grandson who suffers, why do you have such a bitter face?"

"I don't want Brother Xing to think that I'm a frivolous person." Jing Mo looked bitter.

"I know my grandson, he won't, but you, why are you worried about this? Could it be that you have unreasonable thoughts about my grandson?"

The old man can't tell the truth!

Jing Mo was terrified: "No, no, you misunderstood, hey, fifth uncle, you eat peaches."

Jing Mo's ability to change the subject is really not very good, but Uncle Wu thinks this peach is really sweet.

Jing Mo let out a deep breath.

It wouldn't matter if he had any thoughts about Nan Xing, he just liked Nan Xing's face.

Humans like beautiful things.

What's more, he thinks Nan Xing is also very interesting.

He felt guilty because he knew that Nan Xing was a brother, and when he suddenly changed around the other party, if he cared about his face, he would be insulting him.

So just guilty.

The author has something to say:

A few years ago, I once told a friend about Gintama's lines: "...we will do our best just to live." Then a rich brother heard it, and his soul tortured me: "Really?"

啊啊啊啊，挣钱明明就很难啊！感谢在2021-11-1521:51:10~2021-11-1622:01:22期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: 5 thousand drops; 1 three taels of money;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!