The villain is a disaster [Rebirth]

Only after finishing the meal did I realize that what the gods eat and drink is really fairy grass, fairy flower and fairy dew.The taste is not amazing, but it is definitely worth a taste.

So, they went there almost every now and then.

Of course, whether in the fairy world or in the mortal world, there is no free lunch in the world.Before leaving, Immortal Xu Lu asked them to send the green medicine pot to an immortal named "Ruo Lao" who lived in the southeast.

Once, when Feng Chiling and Jing Wuyou came back from dinner, they went to the goddess' fairy palace, and were going to hand the medicine pot to the goddess.

The goddess named Ruo Lao looks like an ordinary little girl, but she is thousands of years old, in short, she is Tianshan Child Elder.

When she saw Jing Wuyou for the first time, she laughed foolishly and said that she wanted him to marry her, and even jumped up and kissed him on the cheek. In this way, she was almost beaten to death by Feng Chiling.

Grandma Ruo drank the medicine of Immortal Xu Lu, and glanced at Jing Wuyou from time to time, but was blocked by Feng Chiling's guard, very displeased with this.And then I accidentally saw the tall and good-looking elder brother who was blocked behind wearing black clothes, staring at the back of the head of the person in front of him, and secretly smiled. was broken.

So, Granny Ruo poured a glass of water, and almost obsequiously persuaded Jing Wuyou to drink it, but Feng Chiling refused, and then the two almost fought again.It's not good to offend the experienced old fairy on the surface. After a lot of trouble, Feng Chiling thought that the water could never be poisonous, so he ignored Jing Wuyou to stop him, and ended up drinking the cup for him.

And now, this goddess is sitting around the table with Jing Wuyou, looking at the green medicine pot on the left which is about ten inches high, and then at the child on the right who seems to be only eleven or twelve years old .

The child stared viciously at the two people in front of him. Although he was particularly beautiful, the oversized clothes that did not match his age were worn loose and eye-catching.Once the collar slipped down, exposing half of the shoulders, Jing Wuyou silently stepped forward to straighten the collar for him, then slid it down, put it up again, and so on, the young man's face became darker and darker.

Jing Wuyou rubbed the boy's head, and said with a smile: "Senior brother, you are so cute."

Feng Chiling: "..."

Feng Chiling glared in the direction of Grandma Ruo with a murderous look.Who knows, when Grandma Ruo saw this, not only did she not feel embarrassed in the slightest, but she even shook her legs and said cheerfully, "Who told you to snatch the rejuvenation water I gave Brother Wuyou? You can marry him, but you messed it up. Hey, I don't want to marry you."

Feng Chiling couldn't bear it anymore and said: "Who wants to marry you? What else is there to marry? I told you that this person is already married! Besides, what should I do if I look like a ghost now, what is the antidote!?"

Grandma Ruo picked her fingers and muttered, "There is no antidote."

Immortal Xu Lu stood aside and said, "It's all right, the rejuvenating water is only effective for twelve hours, just sleep and wake up and you'll be fine."

Feng Chiling looked over: "The gods need to sleep?"

Immortal Xulu: "...No need."

All the immortals in the fairy world know that Ruo Lao has a flamboyant and domineering personality, and whoever is arrested will be punished.In the past, every time Immortal Xu Lu went to deliver medicine to her, not only would Grandma Ruo force her to drink a glass of rejuvenation water, but after turning into a child, she would even play house for twelve hours.It just so happened that Ruo Lao's class was still above him, so she couldn't refuse.

So this time, Immortal Xu Lu asked Feng Chiling and the others to deliver the medicine for him.He thought that since these two people ascended, they have been cheated many times. After a while, the kitchen exploded|exploded, and the fairy palace collapsed. In the end, he was asked to wipe their buttocks. It is also time for these two people to try it. What is it like.

Thinking of this, Immortal Xu Lu couldn't help showing an imperceptible smile on his face, which quickly faded away, and he even held his head in a troubled expression.

Immortal Xu Lu: "I express my deepest sympathy."

Grandma Ruo looked over, blinking her agate-like eyes: "Why don't you have a drink too."

Immortal Xulu smiled and said, "No need."

At first, Feng Chiling just wanted to save face, so she drank it.Who knew it would work like this.

Now his entire field of vision has become lower, and he has to lift his neck to look at people, which is really hard.

Looking at Feng Chiling, who barely reached his waist, with a swollen expression, Jing Wuyou could still laugh.He suddenly squatted down, grabbed him with one hand, and carried him on his shoulder. Feng Chiling was so frightened that he grabbed his clothes vigorously, stared at the floor blankly with wide-eyed eyes.

Jing Wuyou sneaked out for a walk while Grandma Ruo and Immortal Xu Lu were entangled, and returned to the fairy mountain where they lived by the same route, Jing Wuyou changed her carrying posture, and supported Feng Chiling who had shrunk with one hand Supporting him with one hand, he raised his eyes and smiled and said, "Senior brother, did you just say that I have a famous flower?"

It's over, this kid always likes to settle accounts with me when there is no one else.

Although Feng Chiling's appearance became smaller, she had the guts to not smile at all. She looked at him without hiding, and said, "I said it, but did I say it wrong?"

Jing Wuyou said: "Of course I said it wrong, because senior brother, you are the flower, and I am not the flower, so I have to say that sentence no matter what. If you must say it, you can't use 'a famous flower has an owner' For this word, you have to use 'the heart belongs to you'."

Feng Chiling listened in a daze, and for a moment felt that it seemed quite reasonable.After seeing the other party's expression of holding back his laughter, he quickly came back to his senses, pushed his shoulders with both hands, and said, "You're joking again, is it funny that I've become like this!? Let me go!" !"

"Okay, okay, stop laughing." Jing Wuyou stopped in time, gave Feng Chiling a big hug, and patted him on the back softly, "I just think you look so cute, brother, if you can If you are born, your son must be as cute as you."

The daughter is like the father, and the son is like the mother.

Feng Chiling didn't know how long he would continue to talk nonsense, so she pulled his face, gritted her teeth and said, "I'm so sorry that I can't give birth, hehe, let me go."

After returning to the house, the first thing Feng Chiling looked for was a bed.He pounced on the bed like a hungry tiger, grabbed the quilt and covered his head, ready to sleep.

That's right, the Empress Dowager doesn't need sleep at all, but he just needs to sleep.Because I don't have the face to go out to meet people at all, and I hope to return to my original appearance when I wake up.It smells so good!

However, Jing Wuyou will not miss this rare opportunity, after all, he has never seen such a cute and small senior brother before.So, he walked up to Feng Chiling who was holding her under the quilt and sat down, slowly bent down, and whispered into his ear: "Senior brother, you talk to me, for example, what happened when you were young story."

This sentence can be regarded as piercing Feng Chiling's heart.Because when he was young, there was nothing worth mentioning.For him, it was basically all sad and difficult things.

But when she turned her head and found that Jing Wuyou was beside her looking at her tenderly, Feng Chiling suddenly felt that she was not as sensitive to this past as before.

"Then let's start talking about it after I joined Luo Xiao's sect."

Jing Wuyou lay down on his stomach, with his chin resting on his arms, and said with a smile, "Okay."

Next, no matter how much Feng Chiling said about the bad things and good things he had done, as well as his own thoughts at that time, Jing Wuyou never interrupted, his eyes never moved away from this person for a moment, and his eyes became brighter and brighter. Deeper and deeper, listening quietly.

I don't know how much and how long we talked, the lights in the room gradually dimmed, and Feng Chiling actually felt a little sleepy while talking, her upper and lower eyelids were fighting, and her whole body relaxed.But just when his consciousness was hazy and about to fall into a deep sleep, Jing Wuyou carried him out of the quilt with one hand, pressed the back of his head with the other hand, and hugged him tightly in his arms.

Feng Chiling, who looked only eleven or twelve years old, was huddled in the other's arms at this moment, she was really very small.The originally drowsy head suddenly woke up, and when he raised his eyes, he saw Jing Wuyou's soft face.

His eyebrows are deep and handsome, and his face is beautifully contoured.

It seemed that there was only room for him in these overly good-looking eyes forever.

Jing Wuyou said: "It would be great if I was born earlier, then maybe I can meet senior brother earlier, and at that time, I can be by your side."

Feng Chiling was stunned for a moment, then suddenly chuckled, her face pressed against the other person's chest, she hugged him back, and said: "What if, you can accompany me by my side now, it has been my two lifetimes of cultivation. Blessings come."

Jing Wuyou said inexplicably modestly: "It's serious. Since I was a child, my brother has always been kind to me. Without you, how can I live to this day."

"..." After a moment of silence, Feng Chiling said in a muffled voice, "Actually, you can do without me."

In his previous life, he didn't know Jing Wuyou, who could live well without him.And for the rest of his life, if it wasn't for the fate separated from Feng Chiling, he might not be able to see Jing Wuyou, nor would he be able to know him.

If it was serious, after Feng Chiling became a demon, Jing Wuyou might shoot him to death with the Shangyan Arrow like in his previous life.

However, what is lost is the mulberry elm harvested in the east.

In this life, this person is by my side.

Hearing this, Jing Wuyou didn't seem to know what to say or not. After deliberating for a while, he said, "Senior brother, I remember the time when you brought me back from the evil silk world. Actually, that night, I didn't sleep well. , I have been thinking about some fragmentary images that once flashed in my mind. It seems that you are among them, brother."

Feng Chiling looked up at him, and said, "...with me?"

Jing Wuyou said: "Well, I always feel that I have met you before, Senior Brother, but I can't remember it no matter how I think about it. Senior Brother, what do you think... about this, for example, you have actually met me before?"

Feng Chiling thought for a while and said, "I've seen it before."

Jing Wuyou was suddenly curious, and said, "Really?"

Feng Chiling nodded, and said nonsense solemnly: "That's right, at that time you were only the size of a grain of rice, not even a cell, but I never told you, and then... yes, that's right, actually, I am your real father."

Jing Wuyou: "..."

Of course it is impossible for him to tell Jing Wuyou that in his previous life, you shot me to death with a fucking arrow!

Unexpectedly, not long after his words fell, Jing Wuyou pinched him just a little below his waist, causing Feng Chiling to jump up from the bed immediately, taking three steps backwards one after another, She retreated to a safe distance and looked at him in horror.

Jing Wuyou narrowed his eyes and said with a smile: "Anyway, senior brother is only a teenager now, and a child who doesn't learn well needs to be punished." Then, he waved his hand and signaled Feng Chiling to go over.

According to the fact that the pinched place still hurts a little, it must have suffered in the past.It was his intuition, and his intuition was always right.

Since Feng Chiling couldn't pass, Jing Wuyou approached slowly, when the former saw him approaching, he immediately stretched out his hand as a defensive gesture, warning: "Don't come over, I'm young now, don't do that with me. "

Listening to these words, Jing Wuyou not only didn't stop approaching him, but there was a little bit of starlight in his eyes... as if there was something worthy of his excitement.

Staring at the eyes that looked like a big bad wolf looking at a little white rabbit, Feng Chiling swallowed her saliva, forgot to summon the sword in a hurry, just grabbed the quilt beside her indiscriminately, threw it on Jing Wuyou's head, His face was stuffed inside, and his whole body was pressed against the opponent, not wanting him to see the light of day again.

Jing Wuyou's calm voice came from inside the quilt: "Are you provoking me?"

"I'm murdering you!"

As soon as the words fell, the ankles of Feng Chiling's feet were grabbed. He is now small and has poor balance. When the other party exerted force, his back suddenly fell backwards and fell on the bed.When he groaned and was about to get up again, he saw Jing Wuyou looking down at him at this very moment.

He was kneeling on the bed, with a quilt covering his head, his hair was slightly messy, and the most fearful thing was that smile that contained countless emotions.Seeing Feng Chiling's facial muscles twitch violently, she subconsciously wanted to call for help.

After Jing Wuyou made some moves, Feng Chiling said expressionlessly: "You are still this big, but I must be smaller now, you will definitely not be able to get in. Wuyou, you have to consider the feelings of your senior brother. "

"Okay, for the sake of senior brother, try not to hurt you."

"..."

Feng Chiling: "Get lost!"

In the end, Immortal Yi Xulu got rid of Ruo Lao, and after hearing Feng Chiling's voice transmission call for help, he successfully rushed to rescue him.But on the contrary, since then he has been recorded by Jing Wuyou and included in the "waiting" list.

Immortal Xu Lu coughed, trying to reason with him: "Hitting such a young child is strictly prohibited in the fairy world."

Jing Wuyou crossed his arms, closed his eyes and smiled at him, without saying a word.But there was a terrifying aura all over his body.

Immortal Xu Lu wiped off his sweat, and said, "But if the other party is willing, it's not impossible hahaha..."

Jing Wuyou bent down to hold Feng Chiling in his arms, looked at Immortal Xu Lu with a cold swish smile, and said, "Senior brother has always been willing."

Feng Chiling's feet couldn't reach the ground, and she didn't bother to struggle and flop around at the moment.He just said, "Anyway, it's definitely not possible now."

Jing Wuyou smiled and said: "It's okay, if senior brother tells me that he can't do it, I will definitely listen."

Feng Chiling scolded and farted, if Immortal Xu Lu hadn't arrived in time, he would have died long ago.

From the corner of the corner of the eye, she caught a glimpse of a violation on Immortal Xu Lu, and Feng Chiling asked, "What is this?"

Immortal Xulu followed his gaze and lowered his head, then recalled, and said: "This is the clothes I borrowed from Grandma Ruo, try it on, it should fit you right."

Feng Chiling's current clothes are too big, so it is inevitable that they will be baggy, because Jing Wuyou covered her tightly with her hands, so she was not shirtless on the spot.

After he put it on, it unexpectedly fit.From far and near, it looks like a carved beauty doll.Seeing this, Jing Wuyou kissed Feng Chiling hard on the cheek, and said, "It's cute."

Immortal Xu Lu really couldn't stand this greasy picture, he held his forehead for a while, and before leaving he didn't forget to leave a sentence: "The effect of the medicine will wear off in twelve hours, remember to change your clothes back at that time, otherwise I won't be able to do anything with Grandma Ruo Cross."

Jing Wuyou: "Don't worry."

Feng Chiling: "Don't worry."

The next day, Immortal Xu Lu was petrified while holding the unrecognizable strip of cloth that had been torn from the ground.

Jing Wuyou patted him on the shoulder and sighed: "This is what happens when you disturb me and senior brother, hey."

Feng Chiling could only say: "I tried my best."

Immortal Xu Lu: "..."

Then he was chased by Ruo Lao and fled all over the fairy world, and there was no peace. Regarding the two plague gods under his hands, Immortal Xulu expressed that he could break through his resignation.