Bai Yueguang just wants to pass the customs

Nakahara Chuya: ...

It should be said that there are too many slots in this sentence, and he doesn't know where to spit it out?

What does it mean to at least apologize first?

Is it enough to just apologize for stealing someone else's card?Then what do you need the police for? !

Although he is a mafia, he is still a core member of the port mafia in the eyes of others, but this does not mean that he does not know the law. On the contrary, Zhong Yuanzhong is still a little bit of law, and he likes to help the old lady cross the road. Party good youth.

The bad behavior of the mackerel who was eating the crepe secretly swiping his card, if it weren’t for the fact that he was a partner in the past and he himself was a mafia and no one cared about the police, he would have let this The bastard mackerel went in to eat in prison, and reformed his bad devil-like character in the prison!

However, the girl in front of him had never seen him before, but seeing how familiar she was with Osamu Dazai, Nakahara was also a little puzzled.

Dazai Osamu, as a former partner, he knows it all too well. He has a bad personality and loves flirting. Whether it is an enemy or his own people, he will be the target of teasing or even teasing. He looks at the sentimental and frivolous talk to women, but he will not be in front of any opposite sex. It's so relaxing, not to mention the intimate and natural behavior of taking the food she handed over and directly biting down.

She should have won Dazai's trust.

Looking at the beautiful and delicate face of the girl opposite, Nakahara Chu also suddenly remembered that when he approached Osamu Dazai angrily more than ten minutes ago, and asked him why he secretly posted about his 60 yuan, there was a sweet, greasy look on Osamu Dazai's face. With a disgusting smile, and even exaggerated tone, when he was caught in a pink bubble and shyly said "a single dog like you won't understand", he almost spit out his stomach churning nausea feeling.

Yes, it shouldn't be true, right?

Is mackerel really in love? !

But why call the other party 60?Could it be that the girl in front of him is in urgent need of money, and Osamu Dazai is a poor man who still owes others money every month. In order not to be broken up, and not to be ridiculed by others after being kicked, that's why he secretly swiped his card?

Thinking about it this way, mackerel is pretty pitiful.

It has to be said that Chuya Nakahara, a good young man of the new era who likes to help old grandmas cross the road, is already a person who is one of the five major cadres of the port mafia in front of him. Relying on the image of Osamu Dazai humblely holding the girl's trouser legs, praying that he would get money and not break up with him, the anger in his chest was reduced by half.

He could see what his ex-partner was thinking at a glance, and Osamu Dazai twitched the corner of his mouth while holding the crepe, thinking that it would be better for him not to break Nakahara Chuya's imagination for the time being, otherwise he might have to stage a show in front of Ginkgo Escape from the Jedi.

"Zhongyuan Zhongye," Zhongyuan Zhongye took off his hat, bowed politely to Bai Guo, "this is my name."

"Ginkgo." Baiguo's self-introduction was always brief.

Seeing the girl's calm face, even standing with Dazai Osamu, there was no emotion similar to joy and shyness on her face, Nakahara Chu couldn't help but muttered in his heart.

I always feel that the two of them are ordinary and ordinary friends.

"Excuse me," Zhongya Zhongya put the hat on his head again, and under the image of Bai Guo's eyes that were much higher, he moved his blue eyes and asked awkwardly, "Dazai, that's you." Did the person next to you call you 60?"

"Yes."

To his surprise, the girl named Bai Guo answered very happily, and the clarity in her eyes seemed to allow him to see to the end at a glance.

Looking at her appearance, she is a very clean girl who has not been polluted by society.

"That...why?" When asking this question, Zhong Yuanzhong was already extremely awkward, but he still asked.

One is that curiosity is too strong, and the other is that he always needs to know where his money is spent. If the girl in front of him is really short of money, for the sake of her being Osamu Dazai’s girlfriend, open a mackerel. It's not impossible to have a back door. As a former partner, you can't watch him get broken up because of money.

Sitting in this position, money is nothing more than a number to Nakahara Chuya. Originally, Dazai Osamu could also regard money as a number, but he gave up foolishly. For this reason, he was "chased and killed" by his apprentice. ", until now the knot between him and his apprentice has not been solved. Generally speaking, the life of Dazai Osamu is quite miserable. If he is kicked by his girlfriend because of money, it will be even worse.

Thinking that as Dazai Osamu's "dead enemy", Nakahara should also expect Dazai Osamu to be kicked and then he will go up and mock this scene.

But seeing the light in his former partner's eyes, Nakahara Nakahara still softened his heart. He thought that he would rather demolish ten temples than ruin a marriage, but he couldn't watch Osamu Dazai lose the light in his eyes.

"If you want to talk about why," Bai Guo recalled what happened when he met Dazai Osamu for the first time in this dungeon, and said in a very natural tone, "because he wants to be my fiance."

Nakahara Chuya: ...

Central Plains Chuya: Huh? ? ?

These days, is there anyone who can use money to become a fiance?

Although there were some, they were all feudal-style arranged marriages that smelled corrupt and stinky in the upper class.

But the girl in front of him doesn't look like a rich lady, and Dazai is not the kind of man who likes shallow women, let alone the fiancé position that can only be bought with money. Dazai, who was spitting on the matter, should be contemptuous and disdainful.

Chuya Nakahara, who was apparently in a state of confusion, confirmed it to Osamu Dazai who had been standing silently.

The other party gave him a bitter smile, and said in a helpless tone: "That's it, Zhong Ye."

Sure enough, falling in love can make people mentally retarded, and mackerel will be reduced to such a pitiful and ridiculous situation one day.

To be honest, Nakahara also wanted to ridicule Osamu Dazai wantonly, but he felt that it was indecent to do such a behavior in front of women, and now he actually felt that Dazai had a strong vitality, and he couldn't die no matter what The mackerel was unexpectedly pitiful.

It's so pitiful that money can only buy the love you want.First of all, let me say that this is a regretful tone, definitely not a mockery.

"So you're getting engaged?" In less than 5 minutes, Zhong Yuanzhong also felt that his three views had been impacted.

Getting engaged so soon, when will the marriage be?Can mackerel, who often owes money and never pays back, have money to hold a wedding?

Also, what kind of bloody story is this?

Osamu Dazai is mentally retarded because of love, is the position of his fiancé that he paid for with money really reliable?

I always feel that he will be kicked in the near future.

"No," Bai Guo shook her head in denial, not understanding how the topic had progressed to the point where she was going to be engaged to Osamu Dazai, "His money is only enough for 2 minutes, and the time limit has passed long ago."

Nakahara Chuya: ...

Unrequited, unrequited love, Dazai fell into unrequited love!

Today's weather is very hot, even if you stand in the shade of a tree, there will be a breeze from time to time, mixed with the sweet and fragrant crepe cream from not far away, and the children's playfulness It should be a very lively scene, but Zhongya Nakahara couldn't hear a sound at all, and only the words "2 minutes, the time limit has passed" kept playing back in his mind.

2 minutes.

60, changing the title of fiancé for 2 minutes.

Is Osamu Dazai mentally ill? !Or is it not his own money that he doesn't feel bad about spending it? ! !

Zhong Yuanzhong also felt that he was so angry that his skull was going to be blown away by the anger!

This prodigal man bastard mackerel!

It's not that he feels sorry for the 60 yuan, but it's obvious that the scammer Dazai is still jumping into it, which is even less likely than the chance of aliens invading the earth.

"Are you angry?" Seeing Nakahara Nakaya's complexion suddenly sinking, Bai Guo felt that the other party should be angry with Dazai.

But why?It was fine before.

She didn't quite understand.

"He really spent 60 yuan to change the title of fiancé for 2 minutes?" Feeling unbelievable, Zhong Yuanzhong also confirmed to Bai Guo again.

I always feel that it is impossible for Osamu Dazai to do such a stupid thing, unless he is impersonated.

"To be precise, it is 1 minute and 43 seconds." Bai Guo reported the exact time. After all, the waitress didn't last for 2 minutes and ran away.

…………

It is certain that the world will be destroyed.

Osamu Dazai actually did such a stupid thing.

Zhong Yuanzhong also felt that his spirit had been greatly impacted. In the hot summer, he felt like he was about to faint from heatstroke. Broken into slag.

Damn Dazai!

This is the only insult to Osamu Dazai that he can think of in his now stuck mind.

"Chuya, are you okay?" The bastard mackerel on the opposite side still taunted him relentlessly, and asked with hypocritical concern, "I always feel that you will crack in the next second."

Who do you think is responsible for this, bastard!

Roaring these words in his heart, Nakahara Chuya had a vein pop out on his forehead. Due to the mental shock and unable to accept such a reversal, his face was also extremely ugly.

You have to wake up this bastard, otherwise 60 will be exchanged for a 2-minute fiancé title, who knows if one day he will wake up and receive a bankruptcy notice?

Facing mackerel who has fallen into unrequited love, the only way to make him sober is to punch him.If one punch is not enough, then two punches, three punches... until you can wake him up!

Nakahara, who believed in this truth, also clenched his fists, and then, under Bai Guo's indifferent eyes and Dazai Osamu's complacent expression, he punched him without warning.

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感谢在2021-05-1318:36:41~2021-05-1418:29:06期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 Butterfly Dasheng;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!