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"It doesn't matter who's an idiot," Sakaguchi said. "I'm calm now anyway."

Osamu Dazai smiled: "Really? I don't believe it."

"Believe it or not, I'm so annoying!"

Ango Sakaguchi lifted the quilt and got up, swept around the ward but didn't find his clothes, so he just put on the slippers next to him, "Where are my clothes and other things?"

"It's over there." Nakahara Nakaya said, he waved his hand, "In my office."

Ango Sakaguchi gritted his teeth, "How do I get there? I'll get it myself."

Osamu Dazai asked, "After taking it?"

"Find the way!"

Ango Sakaguchi shouted, "I don't have time to play the game of acting here and there. Compared with you, Oda is more reliable. I will go to the Armed Detective Agency."

"But obviously I'm smarter than Odasaku, right?" Dazai Osamu's tone was slippery, "Even Edogawa Ranpo of the Armed Detective Agency has something unexpected."

"But he's better than you and won't waste my time,"

Ango Sakaguchi said, putting his right hand on the wall to activate the supernatural ability and read the memory, "The social animals will explode when they are in a hurry. You are not the Dazai I know. I don't have psychological pressure to beat you."

Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows, Chuya Nakahara took a step forward, stood in front of Osamu Dazai, lowered his voice, and said in a sharp murderous tone, "You can try."

Ango Sakaguchi and Chuya Nakahara looked at each other.

Osamu Dazai clapped his hands to attract the attention of the two, "It's alright, Chuya, this is it, come back."

"Don't order me like that."

Zhong Yuanzhong also said the same, and unhappily withdrew behind the port mafia leader.

"Ango, I'm doing it for your own good. You are so irritable now, but you can't calm down and think about it. What if you miss something important? It's better to sleep peacefully."

"I don't need it." Ango Sakaguchi said, "Dazai, your expression now is exactly the same as when you were trying to trick me. Don't think I don't know what you're planning."

Osamu Dazai looked innocent, "What are you cheating on? How can you question me like this?"

"But it's not impossible to send you back." Osamu Dazai raised his right hand and raised his index finger in front of his lips, "According to our research, the fluctuations and data on your body are integrated to show that the time on the other side is on your How amazing it is to be in a static state when you come over, like it gives you enough time to go out and play."

"Don't say it like you're giving me a holiday. I'd rather continue working overtime for a month in front of you." Even though he said that, it was visible to the naked eye that the expression on Ango Sakaguchi's face relaxed a lot.

Osamu Dazai shrugged, "So you can feel at ease now? But you trust me so quickly, don't you worry that I'm lying to you?"

"Is there any advantage in lying to me?"

Ango Sakaguchi sat back on the hospital bed and breathed a sigh of relief, "Now the home court is in your hands, there is no need to make up a lie to lie to me. If you want to get more from me, it is better to keep me in a state of anxiety. Good to get."

Ango Sakaguchi had a bitter expression on his face, "I'm used to the state when you lied to me, and now I see conditioned reflexes when I see it. There was nothing just now, which means that you are indeed telling the truth."

Zhong Yuanzhong couldn't help showing a sympathetic expression, he was used to it as a conditioned reflex, isn't this worse than himself?

"Okay," Dazai said, "I..."

"Wait a moment!"

Ango Sakaguchi interrupted, "Right now, you're absolutely going to start lying to me! My alarm is starting to go off!"

"Tsk."

Osamu Dazai smacked his lips, "It's boring."

"In short, since the time on my side is in a static state, it means that after I go back from here, I will still return to the original place, and the time will not change, right?"

Ango Sakaguchi confirmed, and breathed a sigh of relief after getting the accurate affirmation, "I was scared to death. I thought Yokohama would be bombed."

"Is it just going to explode without you for a while?" Osamu Dazai asked interestedly, "Not bad, Ango, you did well there."

"It's an explosion in the physical sense."

Ango Sakaguchi pushed his glasses.

"Ok."

Osamu Dazai rested his index finger on his cheek, "Now that the most important problem has been solved, are you in the mood to have a good chat with me now?"

"The choice is not mine," Sakaguchi said.

Osamu Dazai hooked his lips, waved his hand to signal Nakahara Chuya to leave, "Stay outside the door, no one is allowed to enter without permission."

Zhong Yuanzhong didn't speak, just turned around and left. He didn't know if he was careless when he closed the door. The physical master closed the door firmly, and there was a loud crashing sound between the door and the door frame.

Ango Sakaguchi swore that he really heard the disgusted voice coming from the mouth of the top cadre of the port mafia at the moment the door was closed.

Osamu Dazai seemed to be used to it, "I'll ask you an answer, the first one is the current situation on your side."

Ango Sakaguchi let out a sigh of relief, looked at Osamu Dazai, looked away after an unknown amount of time, raised his right hand and pulled his messy hair back to reveal his complete forehead,

"Majin contacted various mafia organizations in Japan who were dissatisfied with the dominance of the port mafia and launched an attack on Yokohama. The president of the armed detective agency Yukichi Fukuzawa and the leader of the port mafia, Mori Ogai, were injured and have not yet woken up. Chuya Nakahara inherited the leadership position. Kida Doppo became the temporary president of the Armed Detective Agency."

Ango Sakaguchi paused, "At the same time, Nakahara Chuya ordered all the gates to be sealed off, and stood on the front line with absolute force. The Supernatural Secret Service Division fully cooperated with the port mafia and the armed detective agency. Dazai Osamu and Edogawa Ranpo jointly calculated the devil Every step of the plan and preparations to try to fight back, the country was under pressure to unilaterally reject our request for help, and Yokohama was temporarily separated by the country."

"Oda Sakunosuke and Akutagawa Ryunosuke carried out the assassination in secret, ambushing the spies who sneaked in."

Ango Sakaguchi noticed that Osamu Dazai's fingers on his knee moved, and he continued,

"Nakajima Atsushi and Izumi Kyoka are beside Mori Ogai and Fukuzawa Yukichi to protect their safety, and Yosano Akiko from the Banner Society of the Port Mafia and the Armed Detective Agency is also there."

Ango Sakaguchi rubbed his temples, and said wearily, "The news I want to convey is that the plan has been discovered, and the demons are about to start counterattacking accordingly, and let Nakahara Chuya quickly withdraw from the front line."

"Sounds dangerous," commented the head of the port mafia, which ruled with violence.

"Not only does it sound dangerous, but it is actually very dangerous. Yokohama has shed too much blood. The river that used to have clear water now only has blood and bullet casings. Walking on the road, you can see only ruins in front of you, and smell nothing but The lingering smell of blood."

Ango Sakaguchi relaxed his body and leaned back. The part turned up by Nakahara just stretched his bones. He closed his eyes tiredly, "Enough people have died."

Osamu Dazai watched Ango Sakaguchi's actions, "Then what do you think the final result is likely to be?"

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Ango Sakaguchi said, "I don't know."

"The war has begun and who knows what it will turn out to be."

A civil servant who has always looked like an elite cursed a curse word, and Osamu Dazai guessed that he learned it when he was a spy.

"Maybe I'm going to die as soon as I go back. My friend doesn't even have time to attend my funeral and has to continue to fight." Ango Sakaguchi said with his eyes closed. "No, maybe there's not even time for a funeral."

Osamu Dazai kindly said, "You can also hold a funeral here, leaving a little of your stuff buried in the coffin."

Ango Sakaguchi really thought about it seriously, "I think your idea is good, you can attend your own funeral before few people die."

"I've decided," the upright and resolute civil servant announced, "I'm going to hold a funeral here. Remember to burn some paper when I'm bored after I leave."

Osamu Dazai narrowed his eyes: "Okay, then you can bury next to me."

"Where are you buried?"

"On a hillside where you can see the sea, there are no people, it's very clean."

Sakaguchi Ango nodded, "Okay, that's it."

They talked freely about their funerals and their bodies, and what the coffins looked like.

"I want a coffin that is pure black, opaque, and can sleep forever." Ango Sakaguchi demanded, "Don't forget to prevent mosquitoes and insects."

Osamu Dazai imagined, "Forget it, I'd better burn it to ashes and put it in a coffin. I don't want my body to be chewed to pieces."

Ango Sakaguchi pondered, "You are right, but I prefer burials, and Oda also prefers natural ones."

Osamu Dazai urged, "Anyway, it will be buried in the soil after being burnt to ashes, almost!"

"That's right," Sakaguchi Ango hesitated between the two, "Forget it, it's better not to burn it, but to contribute nourishment to the land after death."

Osamu Dazai complained: "Then your coffin will be wasted! Odasaku will definitely agree with me. When the time comes, the two of us will burn it, and you can lie down by yourself!"

"The coffin can also be nourishment. Over time, the coffin will rot."

Osamu Dazai said, "Then I will give you a steel coffin."

"No one's coffin is made of steel, Dazai!" said Ango Sakaguchi, "What are you interested in? If the terrain changes in the future and the coffins of the three of us are exposed, someone else will do the archaeology—wow! What a smell!"

"Who asked them to open it? Smoke them to death!"

The two of them talked very seriously in the room, as if after a long, long time, they could be buried together and be discovered by later generations, so that later generations saw and said, "Ah, this is three friends together."