coser's employment guide

"Nothing."

Fukuzawa Yukichi said.

The detective blinked: "?"

Fukuzawa Yukichi said in a calm voice, "That's the reward candy," Fukuzawa Yukichi said, "Ranpo, you despise your own life too much, so there is no reward."

"Huh?" Mr. Detective looked at Fukuzawa Yukichi again for a while, "I thought you would say something stupid like those idiots, but it turned out to be just this."

Edogawa Ranpo coughed loudly on purpose.

"Okay, okay," the detective pursed his lips, leaned over to look at Edogawa Ranpo, two pairs of green eyes collided, one with the coldness of Arakawa, and the other with soothing gentleness.

"Wow," the detective whispered, squinting his eyes, "It's really rare to see comforting emotions in these eyes, do you think I'm a child?"

Edogawa Ranpo said bluntly, "Aren't you the one?"

"Willful, arrogant, picky eaters, unreasonable, only care about themselves, don't care about things that have nothing to do with themselves, have no concept of good and evil..."

Edogawa Ranpo said, "Master Ranpo, I have entered the adult world, and you are just a child."

"However," Edogawa Ranpo's voice softened, "It's just such a kid who has done great things."

Edogawa Ranpo raised his head, let his forehead touch the detective's forehead, and then rubbed lightly like a small animal, "Master Ranpo thought about it, although I disagree, but your approach is still quite remarkable !"

The detective in black froze for a moment, then lowered his eyes awkwardly not to look at Edogawa Ranpo, but the forehead touching Edogawa Ranpo did not move away, but gently rubbed back.

Like finding some kind of furry animal of the same kind to keep warm with.

Fukuzawa Yukichi finally gave up. He got up and went to get the sugar bowl prepared by Edogawa Ranpo at home, and took out two candies from it and handed them to Mr. Detective, "Eat up to two, and brush your teeth at night."

Edogawa Ranpo glanced at the sugar jar, Fukuzawa Yukichi sighed in his heart, then took out a candy from the jar and handed it to Edogawa Ranpo, and said, "You too, you have already eaten one before. Alright, this is the last one for today, I have to brush my teeth tonight."

Edogawa Ranpo narrowed his eyes again in satisfaction, quickly peeled off the candy wrapper, and stuffed the lollipop into his mouth. Seeing that the detective just took over the action without doing anything, he reached out and took a lollipop from the detective's hand. Candy, and then quickly peeled off the candy wrapper and stuffed the candy into the detective's mouth, "Really, I still need Lord Ranpo to take care of you, idiot~"

"the stupid one is you!"

The detective retorted quickly, his lips and tongue touched the candy stuffed by Edogawa Ranpo, the sweetness spreading from the tip of his tongue attracted the detective's attention,

"...so sweet."

Edogawa Ranpo smiled proudly, as if he bought the candy himself, "This is the candy bought by the president, it must be very sweet! After all, it is the taste that Ranpo-sama likes~"

The detective gently rubbed the surface of the not-so-hard candy with his teeth. The candy made a "click" sound, and then broke into several pieces in his mouth. The sweetness became stronger.

"A familiar taste,"

For some reason, Mr. Detective raised his hand and lightly touched his right cheek, which was propped up by the sugar, "As expected of Fukuzawa Yukichi, his vision is as bad as ever."

"What an idiot my lord," said the detective. "You really have a bad eye for candy."

Fukuzawa Yukichi opened his mouth. He glanced at the wrapping paper of the candy, a little confused, "...Isn't this Ranpo your favorite?"

"It's Edogawa Ranpo who likes you here." The detective pulled out a wet tissue from the table, wiped his hands and mouth corners, and threw it into the trash can. Candy."

Fukuzawa Yukichi recalled the situation when he first bought this kind of candy, "This kind of candy is the first candy I bought for him after I first met Ranpo and lived with him, Fukuzawa over there Is it the same for Yukichi?"

The detective lowered his eyes, "Almost."

It was getting late at this time, with no wind or rain, and the dark sky was turning black little by little. The detective glanced at the sky through the window, "Master Ranbu is hungry and wants to eat dinner, uncle, do you want to cook by yourself? "

Edogawa Ranpo raised his arms high upon hearing this, eager to attract Fukuzawa Yukichi's attention, "Here, here!"

"What's wrong, Luanbu?"

"Let's go out to eat!" Edogawa Ranpo's eyes sparkled, "I know a new restaurant that tastes good, let's go there!"

The detective also attracted his attention, "A new store? Is it the one with good drinks!"

"Yes!" Edogawa Ranpo nodded, "Master Ranpo deduced that the food in that store is delicious!"

The two identical faces looked at Fukuzawa Yukichi together, eyes full of hope, Fukuzawa Yukichi agreed without any hesitation, "Then go, what are there around?"

"There is a dessert shop!"

"There are so many small pots!"

"The innkeeper next door was assassinated a few days ago."

"The reason was betrayal of the Port Mafia to pass on messages to other groups."

"It was Akutagawa Ryunosuke who did it."

"Alice passed there."

"There's a port mafia."

"And the five buildings of the Port Mafia."

The two Edogawa Ranpo spoke alternately, saying,

"It's a store run by the port mafia, and it tastes great!"

To be honest, Fukuzawa Yukichi felt a trace of regret in his heart.

"Doctor Mori," Fukuzawa Yukichi thought expressionlessly, "You'd better not come out today. If you want to do something indiscriminately, I can't stop it. It's better for the two forces to be at peace."

Mori Ogai, who has been walking around with Alice outside daily:?

"Alice," Mori Ogai said to his humanoid girl with superhuman abilities with a serious face, "I always feel that Dazai-kun is scolding me."

Alice raised her head in surprise, "Isn't this what it should be, Rintaro?"

"...You don't have to be so blunt, Alice."

On the other side, Edogawa Ranpo and Fukuzawa Yukichi, who have started to run around hand in hand, are walking towards the promising store.

"Master Ranpo wants to drink red bean soup!"

"No, just drink the drink from that shop first!"

The two detectives got together with serious faces. What they were discussing was not the future of Yokohama or the details of the case, but what to drink and eat first.

"As expected of me," Edogawa Ranpo nodded in satisfaction, and praised, "You have a good eye!"

The detective snorted, "It should be 'as expected of me'."

"It's me, Lord Ranpo!"

"it's me!"

"Are you a fool!"

"A guy who doesn't even know how to walk is an idiot!"

Fukuzawa Yukichi is like a cat climbing frame in action. From time to time, he uses his hands to pull the two detectives who are walking in other directions, so that the two of them will not get lost in the street together. The noise slipped from his right ear to his left ear, and was thrown out of his ear by Fukuzawa Yukichi, and when he needed to respond, he responded with an accurate "um, um" with a perfect response.

This is the trick that Fukuzawa Yukichi has practiced since he picked up Edogawa Ranpo.