The tragic Shura field sandwiched between the protagonist and the villain

Cheng Fat frowned, realizing that things were not simple.

At first, when he entered the restaurant, everyone was staring at him, but when he turned his head, they would pretend that nothing happened and they were working.

Second, after they finished ordering, the restaurant sent snacks, fruit, peanuts and drinks in advance, and bone soup, which was a little too obsequious.

Finally, when they were halfway through eating, a group of people came in at the door and walked up to them.

Wang Mao: "Brother Jin."

Guo Shi: "Brother Jin."

Zhang Hu: "Brother Jin."

White Mouse: "Brother Jin."

Then they all looked at him: "Sister-in-law!"

"Sister-in-law!"

"Sister-in-law!"

"Sister-in-law!"

Cheng Fat looked back: who is the sister-in-law?

To be honest, he didn't know any of this group of people, even Li Jin who was next to him had only met twice.

But in an instant, they seemed to be very intimate——

Smiling, he moved a stool from the side and sat down. The square table for two people was crowded into six people. Cheng Pang was forced to sit on the side with Li Jin, shoulder to shoulder, very close to each other. They all looked at him with burning eyes.

Without further ado, the restaurant owner put on several new sets of tableware, and added many new dishes spontaneously.

Something is wrong, very wrong.

The white mouse said: "Fat... sister-in-law..."

Cheng Fat was puzzled: "?"

Don't like the title?The white mouse thought, that's right, he is a man, so he changed his words: "Fat brother! I have heard about your deeds a long time ago, you can sit on the gang of three Africans, cow!" The white mouse gave a thumbs up and began to brag. Rainbow Fart, "Seeing you now, I just feel that you are more than I imagined..."

Suddenly, he got stuck, and looked at Wang Mao, as if he was asking: Brother Mao, is there any suitable words for him?

Wang Mao looked up and down twice.

shook his head.

Can't think of anything but fat.

Seeing that everyone was waiting for his next sentence, the white mouse had no choice but to bite the bullet: "Have temperament!"

At this time, the boss put two plates of braised pork, a plate of pig's trotters, and a plate of soy sauce bone in front of Cheng Pang and Li Jin. Cheng Pang, wearing gloves, picked up a soy sauce bone and gnawed it while looking at the white mouse. , did not speak.

Guo Shi, who has a slightly higher level of education, made up for it: "He means that you have a good figure and an outstanding temperament!"

The white mouse nodded, "Yes, yes, that's it!"

Wang Maofu's forehead: If you can't blow it, don't blow it.

It was the first time someone praised him for his good figure, and Cheng Fatty said sincerely, "Thank you."

White Mouse and Guo Shi breathed a sigh of relief.

At this time, Li Jin stretched out his hand to pinch the edge of the braised pork plate, and wanted to move it to his own bowl, but Cheng Fatty immediately moved him to the middle of the table, and his eyes signaled: Don't be rude!

The white mouse king cat was shocked, so bold?

Who in the koi gang doesn't know that Li Jin eats two plates of braised pork for a meal.

Now it is equivalent to them in the zoo, seeing a fat cat snatching food from the tiger's mouth is a bit exciting.

All four of them choked up a mouthful of saliva and looked at the situation in front of them.

What will happen?

Will the tiger show off?

Li Jin let go of his hand.

Wang Mao&White Mouse&Guo Shi&Zhang Hu: ... I checked the eyes, it is the person Jin Ge likes, and Jin Ge is a bit strict with his wife.

Secretly excited.

It seems that this is the real sister-in-law, she must be well coaxed.

The white mouse quickly waved: "Here's a case of beer! Six more glasses!"

The boss served the beer.The white mouse bit off the bottle cap and poured wine for Cheng Pang: "Come on, Brother Fat, I'll toast you."

Cheng Fatty was a little entangled: "I can't drink..."

The white mouse smiled and took the cup and filled it up: "It's okay, it's just like water..."

Two 10 minutes later.

Cheng Pang, who was poured ten glasses of beer, started his performance.

His whole head was as red as a tomato, and he began to blow a beer bottle to his mouth——

It is so difficult to be a human being recently, there are attacks everywhere, so tiring!

Head up.

Grunt gurgling gurgling.

Grunt gurgling gurgling.

Get drunk!

The white mouse took out his mobile phone and frantically took pictures: "Emoji pack!"

Never thought that the fat lady would be so crazy when she was drunk, she was a member of their koi gang!

"Well done! What a man!"

"Brother Fat is amazing!"

"Fat Brother V5!"

The rest are all applauding.

Cheng Fat felt that he had not been so happy and indulgent for a long time. He looked around them, stepped on a stool with a fat leg, and said vigorously: "I advise you not to like me, because I—"

The four of them waited with bated breath for his answer.

Cheng Fatty: "——It's just a little fat man!"

The four guardians of the First Love Guard: "Hahahahahahaha!"

Wang Mao praised: "Self-positioning is extremely accurate!"

The rat praised: "Excellent!"

Cheng Fatty said again drunkenly: "Next, I'm going to bring you a dance——"

Guo Shi patted the table and also stepped on the stool: "Applause applause!"

While the demons were dancing, Li Jin silently brought the braised pork and ate it.

Cheng Fat yelled: "—the third set of radio gymnastics for middle school students across the country."

White mouse: "Hahahahahaha! Awesome!"

Zhang Hu and Guo Shi also followed: "I'll come and dance too! I haven't danced for many years, and now I forget..."

Cheng Fat walked to the center of the venue: "Follow me, follow me..."

Cheng Fat's face was flushed, his eyes were distracted, and he raised his fat hand expressionlessly: "One two three four, two two three four, three two three four..."

The three long-armed and long-legged people behind started their devil gymnastics.

Even the steady Wang Mao couldn't help laughing, and took out his mobile phone to take a picture: "Attention, attention! Koi help sister-in-law and all the members to do radio gymnastics for you! One, two, three, four! Two, two, three, four! Three, two, three Four……"

Li Jin finished the first plate of braised pork and started to eat the second plate.

After Cheng Fat danced four beats, he forgot how to dance afterwards, and came back resentfully.

Sitting for ten seconds, eyes empty.

With a grunt, he fell directly on Li Jin's lap and fell asleep in seconds.

The white mouse, Guo Shi, Zhang Hu, and the others also came back. They could drink much better than Cheng Pang. Although they were a little excited, they were still very rational.

It is considered to have passed their examination.

Wang Mao bowed his head and sent Cheng Fat's radio gymnastics to the group: "From today, this is our group entry ceremony. If you want to join our Koi Gang in the future, you must do this radio gymnastics, understand?"

Koi No. 18: "You are going to turn us into a group of sand sculptures!"

Koi No. 12: "Don't talk so much nonsense, with a sister-in-law, sand sculptures will be sand sculptures!"

Koi No. 19: "I want to quit the group and go to African people to help the group!"

Koi No. 4: "Come on, I went to Africa, I'm single! Ever since I reposted the Fat Sister-in-law's transshipment emoticon package, there are bitches chasing me on the way, it's so fucking exciting!"

Koi No. 12: "Friends walk together for the rest of their lives, whoever gets out of the singles first will be the sand sculpture."

Koi No. 4: "If you can fall in love, then you can be a good friend, whoever is your good friend!"

Koi No. 12: "..."

Koi No. 2: "Hurry up, forward it. Koi gang dance is here!"

Koi No. 23: "I'm a little scared now, this sister-in-law's painting style is not quite right. The sister-in-law I imagined is either a pure school beauty, or a male god who wears sunglasses, not this kind of... sand sculpture emoticon package !"

Koi No. 23: "[Fat Sister Gulu Gulu Buys Drunk Expression Package]"

Koi No. 23: "[Fat sister-in-law dancing gymnastics emoticon package]"

Koi No. 23: "[Fat Sister-in-Law's Buddha's Brilliant Transit Emoji Package]"

Koi No. 28: "What's the matter, the self-transported weight gain buff is not good enough for you, so it fits our Koi Gang! It looks like a fat Koi! And our gang leader is a match made in heaven!"

Koi No. 13: "Exactly."

Koi No. 14: "This sister-in-law, we are going to make it!"

Koi No. 3: "It's decided!"