The tragic Shura field sandwiched between the protagonist and the villain
Chapter 18 Both the Protagonist and the Villain Are Blackened
Cheng Fat reacted for a full three seconds.
With lightning speed, he restored Qiu Yu's schoolbag to its original state - picked up the pen and put it in the pencil case, flattened the pages, arranged them neatly, zipped them up, and returned them to Qiu Yu: "I'm sorry to bother you."
He got up and pretended that nothing had happened, and walked forward.
Qiu Yu squatted on the ground, clutching his schoolbag, looking at his back, smiling uncontrollably.
Walking into the classroom, Cheng Pang saw Xu Lin sitting there.
He calmed down a little, it's okay, there is still a turning point.
Not square not square.
Putting down his schoolbag, Cheng Pang stepped forward and poked Xu Lin on the shoulder: "Xu Lin, do you have time? I have something to tell you."
Xu Lin looked up: "Yes."
Cheng Fat: "Let's go out and talk."
Xu Lin: "Okay."
Under Qiu Yu's gaze, Cheng Pang led Xu Lin out of the classroom.
When they reached the outer door of the classroom, Xu Lin was a little curious: "What are you going to say?"
Cheng Fat: "I have something to tell you."
Xu Lin: "Oh."
Cheng Fatty: "Actually...Qiu Yu likes you."
Xu Lin: "?"
Cheng Fatty: "Qiu Yu is not gay, he is a straight man, we just have a good relationship, don't get me wrong. Qiu Yu likes you very much, but he doesn't dare to approach you. If you like him too, can you take the initiative to him? Say hello?"
Xu Lin rolled her eyes, and swallowed the answer she wanted to respond to at the beginning, "But in my fanart, you are already a legal couple, you have already run with the ball, and Qiu Yu is chasing his wife in the crematorium" Go down, brew for 2 minutes: "Okay."
Cheng Fat was very pleasantly surprised: "Really?!"
Xu Lin patted him on the shoulder: "Don't worry."
Cheng Fatty nodded frantically: "Okay, okay, I will assist you when necessary."
Xu Lin was looking at him with pity: Poor Xiao Shou, who still doesn't know Xiao Gong's true intentions.
At this moment, she finally knew what her mission was - the best assist in a Danmei novel!
In the novel, Xiao Shou usually doesn't know Xiao Gong's feelings for him, even Xiao Gong will deliberately let Xiao Shou misunderstand that he likes others, so the task of the female supporting role is to let Xiao Shou discover Xiao Gong's feelings as soon as possible!
It's a classic storyline.
Xu Lin took out a small notebook from behind and quickly wrote it down.
Cheng Fat didn't know that Xu Lin had completely regarded himself as a female supporting role, and regarded him as the decent hero of this article, and he felt relieved. He thought it was obvious that Xu Lin had a crush on Qiu Yu, otherwise he would not agree so fast.
It seems that the task is completed and is just around the corner.
After returning to his seat, he pondered again and determined three guidelines for action.
[-]. Show Xu Lin's charm all the time.
[-]. At the beginning, the scumbag's cold violence, not taking the initiative, not refusing, and not being responsible, made Qiu Yu disappointed in him.
[-]. Take all the mistakes on yourself in front of Zhou Wei, let Zhou Wei know that Qiu Yu is also a victim, and thus feel like a brother in distress (big mistake).
The penultimate period in the afternoon was physical education class. Cheng Fatty took advantage of his morning break and sneaked to the canteen.
In addition to making Xu Lin mistakenly think that Qiu Yu likes him, he has to do something big.
As an otaku, he has watched tens of thousands of anime, among which there is a classic plot——
During the physical education class, the male and female protagonists will be locked in the warehouse by others accidentally and spend the night together.
This night, they will go from being defensive, to cooperating, to confessing their concerns, to having vague ambiguities, and finally discovering each other's sincerity.
Cheng Fatty decided to give Xu Lin and Qiu Yuye the entire "that night".
Cheng Fat hummed happily, and went shopping at the canteen: "You didn't reject me that night, and I hurt you that night..."
The owner of the canteen is a middle-aged man in his 50s. When he saw Cheng Fatty, he was very happy: "Little classmate, are you here?"
Cheng Fat: "Boss, give me a new lock."
The boss handed him the lock: "Can you see this?"
Cheng Fat: "Yes, yes."
Just as he was about to pay, the boss waved his hand and said, "No, no, I'll take it to you."
Cheng Fat was surprised: "Why?"
The boss said: "Little classmate, I want to discuss something with you. Can I use your photo for publicity?"
Cheng Fat wondered: "What propaganda?"
The boss shyly handed him a huge poster, on which he was secretly photographed standing on the playground and looking at the photo in the distance, and it was written in big golden characters: "You, do you want to make the two school girls jealous of you?" You, want to make the whole school crazy about your scandal? It is said that for every three catties of snacks you eat, you will grow a catty of fat! Gain a catty every day, and it’s not a dream to be round at the end of the month! Eat, eat and get a proud figure! Eat , eat to create a happy future! The single dog canteen will launch a special promotion at the end of the semester, ten yuan off for orders over one hundred, and ten yuan for orders over one hundred!"
=mouth=
How is this going? !
Cheng Fat said resolutely, "No, you can't."
The owner of the canteen took out another bag of potato chips and gave it to him: "Sorry, I've finished posting it."
Cheng Fat: "..."
Cheng Fatty: "...At least three guarantees!"
Cheng Fat took the three packs of potato chips that the owner of the commissary gave him and walked to the bulletin board in front of the school gate. As expected, his promotional poster was pasted on it. He tore it off quietly, but unexpectedly, there was a school newspaper under it. .
Headline: [Extremely good news, all teachers and students in our school have successfully gained ten catties in one month!The principal smiled from ear to ear, and the principals of other schools came to learn from him one after another! 】
The secret: [The flow of snacks has increased by more than [-] times, and the owner of the canteen likes to mention fortune and fat! 】
Column: [The beauty of the city is thin, and many students are malnourished.However, the principal of No. [-] Middle School managed to make all the students in the school gain ten catties. What is his secret? ] (The headmaster's eyes are marked with black frames)
Emotion: [The most romantic love words in the world are, you are fat, you are fine, I am fast. ] (The accompanying picture is Qiu Yu holding Cheng Fat's hand and running on the playground)
Life: [How to gain [-] pounds in one month, we have a solution! 】
Exchange world: [He is a school bully with excellent character and academics; he is a powerful school bully; and he is a lonely poor student.But with his proud figure, he attracted their attention.The school bully put his arms around his waist and said domineeringly: "Tonight, I want you to study with me." The school bully raised his chin, his eyes full of lust: "From now on, you can only eat for me Watch it alone.” Tonight at 8 o’clock on the school’s post bar, on time 818 “I Witnessed the Years of the Love Triangle of School Bully School Bully School”, everyone is welcome to enthusiastically follow the post]
Cheng Fatty re-pasted the canteen poster on it in an instant!
very scary!
He must be hallucinating!
After taking two steps, there were three people blocking his way. Cheng Fat raised his head, feeling a little familiar, very familiar.
The tall boy at the head said coyly, "Liu Bai, can you tell me what do you eat every day?"
The two little followers behind him echoed: "Yeah, no matter how much we eat, we only have chubby faces and arms, not at all chubby like you."
At this moment, Cheng Fatty finally recognized that they were the three people who laughed at him for being fat and received the poor student allowance. At this moment, they just selected the shape with PS, right-clicked the stroke, selected 10 pixels width, and then ctrl+t, Squash 80%.
Cheng Fat: "..."
Seeing that he didn't answer, the leading boy sullenly said: "You are fat, so can you discriminate against us skinny people?!"
Attendant: "You are fat, you are amazing!"
Another servant saw the three bags of potato chips in his hand and winked, as if to say: Look, he is eating potato chips.
The leading male god replied with his eyes: It seems that potato chips are an important reason for his roundness.
Attendant: Yes.
The three of them looked at each other, and suddenly ran a [-]-meter race, you squeezed me, I squeezed you, and rushed to the canteen.
Cheng Pang watched their figures going away, opened a bag of potato chips and chewed woodenly.
——Will the world be better?
— It seems that it will not.
With lightning speed, he restored Qiu Yu's schoolbag to its original state - picked up the pen and put it in the pencil case, flattened the pages, arranged them neatly, zipped them up, and returned them to Qiu Yu: "I'm sorry to bother you."
He got up and pretended that nothing had happened, and walked forward.
Qiu Yu squatted on the ground, clutching his schoolbag, looking at his back, smiling uncontrollably.
Walking into the classroom, Cheng Pang saw Xu Lin sitting there.
He calmed down a little, it's okay, there is still a turning point.
Not square not square.
Putting down his schoolbag, Cheng Pang stepped forward and poked Xu Lin on the shoulder: "Xu Lin, do you have time? I have something to tell you."
Xu Lin looked up: "Yes."
Cheng Fat: "Let's go out and talk."
Xu Lin: "Okay."
Under Qiu Yu's gaze, Cheng Pang led Xu Lin out of the classroom.
When they reached the outer door of the classroom, Xu Lin was a little curious: "What are you going to say?"
Cheng Fat: "I have something to tell you."
Xu Lin: "Oh."
Cheng Fatty: "Actually...Qiu Yu likes you."
Xu Lin: "?"
Cheng Fatty: "Qiu Yu is not gay, he is a straight man, we just have a good relationship, don't get me wrong. Qiu Yu likes you very much, but he doesn't dare to approach you. If you like him too, can you take the initiative to him? Say hello?"
Xu Lin rolled her eyes, and swallowed the answer she wanted to respond to at the beginning, "But in my fanart, you are already a legal couple, you have already run with the ball, and Qiu Yu is chasing his wife in the crematorium" Go down, brew for 2 minutes: "Okay."
Cheng Fat was very pleasantly surprised: "Really?!"
Xu Lin patted him on the shoulder: "Don't worry."
Cheng Fatty nodded frantically: "Okay, okay, I will assist you when necessary."
Xu Lin was looking at him with pity: Poor Xiao Shou, who still doesn't know Xiao Gong's true intentions.
At this moment, she finally knew what her mission was - the best assist in a Danmei novel!
In the novel, Xiao Shou usually doesn't know Xiao Gong's feelings for him, even Xiao Gong will deliberately let Xiao Shou misunderstand that he likes others, so the task of the female supporting role is to let Xiao Shou discover Xiao Gong's feelings as soon as possible!
It's a classic storyline.
Xu Lin took out a small notebook from behind and quickly wrote it down.
Cheng Fat didn't know that Xu Lin had completely regarded himself as a female supporting role, and regarded him as the decent hero of this article, and he felt relieved. He thought it was obvious that Xu Lin had a crush on Qiu Yu, otherwise he would not agree so fast.
It seems that the task is completed and is just around the corner.
After returning to his seat, he pondered again and determined three guidelines for action.
[-]. Show Xu Lin's charm all the time.
[-]. At the beginning, the scumbag's cold violence, not taking the initiative, not refusing, and not being responsible, made Qiu Yu disappointed in him.
[-]. Take all the mistakes on yourself in front of Zhou Wei, let Zhou Wei know that Qiu Yu is also a victim, and thus feel like a brother in distress (big mistake).
The penultimate period in the afternoon was physical education class. Cheng Fatty took advantage of his morning break and sneaked to the canteen.
In addition to making Xu Lin mistakenly think that Qiu Yu likes him, he has to do something big.
As an otaku, he has watched tens of thousands of anime, among which there is a classic plot——
During the physical education class, the male and female protagonists will be locked in the warehouse by others accidentally and spend the night together.
This night, they will go from being defensive, to cooperating, to confessing their concerns, to having vague ambiguities, and finally discovering each other's sincerity.
Cheng Fatty decided to give Xu Lin and Qiu Yuye the entire "that night".
Cheng Fat hummed happily, and went shopping at the canteen: "You didn't reject me that night, and I hurt you that night..."
The owner of the canteen is a middle-aged man in his 50s. When he saw Cheng Fatty, he was very happy: "Little classmate, are you here?"
Cheng Fat: "Boss, give me a new lock."
The boss handed him the lock: "Can you see this?"
Cheng Fat: "Yes, yes."
Just as he was about to pay, the boss waved his hand and said, "No, no, I'll take it to you."
Cheng Fat was surprised: "Why?"
The boss said: "Little classmate, I want to discuss something with you. Can I use your photo for publicity?"
Cheng Fat wondered: "What propaganda?"
The boss shyly handed him a huge poster, on which he was secretly photographed standing on the playground and looking at the photo in the distance, and it was written in big golden characters: "You, do you want to make the two school girls jealous of you?" You, want to make the whole school crazy about your scandal? It is said that for every three catties of snacks you eat, you will grow a catty of fat! Gain a catty every day, and it’s not a dream to be round at the end of the month! Eat, eat and get a proud figure! Eat , eat to create a happy future! The single dog canteen will launch a special promotion at the end of the semester, ten yuan off for orders over one hundred, and ten yuan for orders over one hundred!"
=mouth=
How is this going? !
Cheng Fat said resolutely, "No, you can't."
The owner of the canteen took out another bag of potato chips and gave it to him: "Sorry, I've finished posting it."
Cheng Fat: "..."
Cheng Fatty: "...At least three guarantees!"
Cheng Fat took the three packs of potato chips that the owner of the commissary gave him and walked to the bulletin board in front of the school gate. As expected, his promotional poster was pasted on it. He tore it off quietly, but unexpectedly, there was a school newspaper under it. .
Headline: [Extremely good news, all teachers and students in our school have successfully gained ten catties in one month!The principal smiled from ear to ear, and the principals of other schools came to learn from him one after another! 】
The secret: [The flow of snacks has increased by more than [-] times, and the owner of the canteen likes to mention fortune and fat! 】
Column: [The beauty of the city is thin, and many students are malnourished.However, the principal of No. [-] Middle School managed to make all the students in the school gain ten catties. What is his secret? ] (The headmaster's eyes are marked with black frames)
Emotion: [The most romantic love words in the world are, you are fat, you are fine, I am fast. ] (The accompanying picture is Qiu Yu holding Cheng Fat's hand and running on the playground)
Life: [How to gain [-] pounds in one month, we have a solution! 】
Exchange world: [He is a school bully with excellent character and academics; he is a powerful school bully; and he is a lonely poor student.But with his proud figure, he attracted their attention.The school bully put his arms around his waist and said domineeringly: "Tonight, I want you to study with me." The school bully raised his chin, his eyes full of lust: "From now on, you can only eat for me Watch it alone.” Tonight at 8 o’clock on the school’s post bar, on time 818 “I Witnessed the Years of the Love Triangle of School Bully School Bully School”, everyone is welcome to enthusiastically follow the post]
Cheng Fatty re-pasted the canteen poster on it in an instant!
very scary!
He must be hallucinating!
After taking two steps, there were three people blocking his way. Cheng Fat raised his head, feeling a little familiar, very familiar.
The tall boy at the head said coyly, "Liu Bai, can you tell me what do you eat every day?"
The two little followers behind him echoed: "Yeah, no matter how much we eat, we only have chubby faces and arms, not at all chubby like you."
At this moment, Cheng Fatty finally recognized that they were the three people who laughed at him for being fat and received the poor student allowance. At this moment, they just selected the shape with PS, right-clicked the stroke, selected 10 pixels width, and then ctrl+t, Squash 80%.
Cheng Fat: "..."
Seeing that he didn't answer, the leading boy sullenly said: "You are fat, so can you discriminate against us skinny people?!"
Attendant: "You are fat, you are amazing!"
Another servant saw the three bags of potato chips in his hand and winked, as if to say: Look, he is eating potato chips.
The leading male god replied with his eyes: It seems that potato chips are an important reason for his roundness.
Attendant: Yes.
The three of them looked at each other, and suddenly ran a [-]-meter race, you squeezed me, I squeezed you, and rushed to the canteen.
Cheng Pang watched their figures going away, opened a bag of potato chips and chewed woodenly.
——Will the world be better?
— It seems that it will not.
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