The tragic Shura field sandwiched between the protagonist and the villain
Chapter 1 Both the Protagonist and the Villain Are Blackened
Ji You: "Fat, how are you doing over there?"
Cheng Fat took a deep breath, looked at the watch on his wrist, and said, "It's okay."
Ji You: "Have you set off yet?"
Fatty Cheng: "Yes."
The transparent elevator fell suddenly, and nothing at the bottom could be seen, only a white light.
Cheng Fat took a deep breath, looked forward, and subconsciously wanted to tug on his tie to let himself breathe more freely.
He stretched his hand to his chest, only to realize that he wasn't wearing a tie.
He puts his hands down.
The voice of the system sounded like a ten-year-old child: "Cheng Fatty, congratulations on becoming the first employee of the shield profession. You have a total of three assessment periods, and you must complete to speed up the progress of the protagonist's relationship and make the protagonist happy ending quickly."
Cheng Fatty's palms were slightly sweaty, and he swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "Okay."
Cheng Pang, his real name is Cheng Pang, and his nickname is Pang Pang.
24 years old.Libra.unemployed.
Once entered the pit in college, then entertained himself and wrote urban stallion essays.After graduation, Cheng Fatty shared a one-bedroom apartment with his university roommate Ji You. With the dream of becoming a professional novel writer, he wrote more than 600 words every day. After writing more than [-] million words in eight months, the income was less than [-].
Food, clothing, housing, utilities, and Ji You accidentally hit a pedestrian with his electric scooter, and he paid [-] yuan in compensation.The two brothers and sisters who had just graduated were poor.
I had no choice but to look for a job and write novels at the same time, and it was difficult to live like this.
Two days ago, Cheng Fatty, who has written a lot of horse prose, saw in a certain forum that writing romance prose is more profitable. Not only can he sell copyright, but the word count and update requirements are not many, and he heard that many Jinjiang readers are female. The author is very gentle, so he mustered up the courage to come and give it a try.
At six o'clock in the afternoon, he had just registered the pseudonym "Heavy Fatty".A white light flashed from the screen, followed by a child's voice asking seriously: "Do you—want to be the protagonist's 'shield'?"
Fatty Cheng: "???"
Jinjiang still has this operation?
Before he could react, a few lines of gold characters gradually appeared in front of his eyes.
[Subject: Jinjiang sincerely recruits "shield" occupations]
[Job requirements: In order to solve the growing grievances of Jinjiang readers towards the sadomasochistic novel, it is necessary to block the protagonist, speed up the plot line, solve the villain, reduce the side plot, and make the sadistic novel sweeter! 】
[Welfare benefits: The minimum commission for solving an article is not less than [-] yuan, and the maximum limit is as high as one million. More work, more pay! 】
……
There are still two lines below that have not fully surfaced, and Cheng Fatty has already been blinded by money.
¥v¥
Immediately afterwards, four green square frames flashed in front of his eyes.
【Romance Novel】【Pure Love/No CP】【Derivative/Light Novel】【Original Novel】
Cheng Pang has seen these boxes before, and they are the Jinjiang homepage.
The system prompts in a gentle voice: "Please choose the world you want to change. After choosing the direction, the system will randomly recommend three sadomasochism novels."
Cheng Fatty pressed his finger towards [Romance Novels]—it is said that many romance novels nowadays are criminal investigation, supernatural, and perverted and evil forces in order to seek novelty and difference. Wouldn't it be a little dangerous to protect the protagonist from disasters?
Cheng Fat withdrew his hand, and moved his gaze to [Pure Love/No CP].
Jinjiang is said to be the largest romance website for women. Pure love refers to that kind of pure love, right?Like "Love Letter" and "Love in the Hawthorn Tree"?Tsk tsk, as expected of Jinjiang.
Perhaps this is more suitable for him, after all, he still has his first love, and the cruel world is not good for him.
With a smile on his face, Cheng Fat pressed the green [Pure Love/No CP].
At this moment, the system said: "Congratulations on choosing the Jinjiang [Pure Love/No CP] channel, now I recommend three random articles for you."
Cheng Fat received a tweet from the system and asked to read it within half a day.
After returning, he lay on the bed happily and read it with his ipad in his hand. He felt that something was wrong when he watched it - the heroine didn't come out after twenty chapters, and the whole story was about the hero and his friend.
What's going on here?
Cheng Fat thought to himself, oh, are all pure love novels so slow now?The heroine does not show up for seven to eighty thousand words, female readers are so patient.
In order to enter the world of female readers, Cheng Pang continued to read patiently. When the fifty chapters came, the two extremely pure male protagonists began to undress and touch each other. Cheng Pang couldn't react for a moment, and his brain froze.
Although in the process, he was a little skeptical that the two male protagonists were too affectionate, but after all, he and Ji You were also like this, hooking shoulders and backs, occasionally touching twice, fighting and so on, and often sending wechat chats about pornography topic.
So he didn't think about it at all.
But now... this this... that... that...
Cheng Fat couldn't say a word for a long time.
Doesn't pure love mean pure love?
Did he misunderstand something?No, no, no, I must have read him wrong, this novel is a warm story about saving a gay hero who has gone astray!We must talk about the hero's past, it must be!
Cheng Fat clenched his fist to comfort himself, tapped the lower right corner with slightly trembling hands, and manually jumped to the last page.
Please, please let the final ending be the hero and the heroine HAPPYENDING, he doesn't want to save a man's world!This is so impure!
The last paragraph of the novel immediately slapped him in the face: "At this moment, Gu Wei is young and caressing Luozhou's lips, smiling meaningfully, and kissing him lightly, this moment is forever old. THEEND."
END...
Gu Weinian and Luozhou are the two male protagonists who appeared at the beginning of the novel!
Cheng Fat's eyes were darkened, and he almost raised his head like the scholar in Zhou Xingchi's movie, spurting out a mouthful of old blood, he quickly threw down the iPad and went into the bathroom!
Pat yourself on the face.
He needs a change of air!
He needs a new world!
He needs a new brain!
Cheng Fatty sat on the toilet for a long time. As a single dog who has been single for thousands of years and a straight man who likes horse writing, he feels that his legs are weak and his ass is hurting. The descriptions in the novel are still in his mind, before his eyes and even Circling in the stomach.
Cheng Fat had nightmares all night.
In the dream, the two male protagonists are like this and that.
In the middle of the night, Cheng Fat woke up crying while biting the quilt.
God, he is still a pure and good boy with both body and mind.
Has the door of the new world opened to him like this?He wasn't mentally ready yet.
When the elevator was descending, a black-and-white contract appeared in the system, flashing densely: "If you have no objection to the terms, you can sign."
Cheng Fat didn't have time to read it, so he just confirmed it again: "Are you sure the first world is a romance novel?"
When he came here today, Cheng Fatty mustered up the courage to talk and talk, and even couldn't help showing off his beauty, talking coquettishly, and asked the system to change him to a romance essay first.
No way, he can't accept the world of pure love, it's too broad and profound!
Considering that Cheng Fat is the first employee of the shield profession, and the system is relatively easy to talk to, I promised him that the first world will be replaced by romance, and the latter two will be the world of pure love.
Cheng Fatty was grateful, and sure enough Jinjiang's sisters are very gentle, even the system.
Although their abbreviation is big J*J, ahem.
System: "The content of the romance novel has been sent to you."
Not as much time as yesterday, Cheng Fatty only read the outline of this romance novel, but he confirmed that the male and female protagonists are together in the end, although the male protagonist was wrongly imprisoned for ten years, the female protagonist is waiting for him to be released from prison in her prime .
But it is the opposite sex after all!
Cheng Fat couldn't imagine the scene of men destroying men!
Cheng Fat stretched out his thumb and pressed the fingerprint.
That's fine.
The elevator fell to the end, and the transparent door opened automatically.
In front of him are countless white, long, wide and straight roads, each with a small door at the end of the road, and the words "Waiting for you as before" are written on his door, written by plump apples.
what pseudonym...
Readers rated it 6.9.
The resentment value is 35322.
The number of comments is 13851.
The reward for completing the task is 92452 yuan.
(Ding dong, the screen flickers once)
The reward for completing the task is 92453 yuan.
——Cheng Fatty's eyes were immediately brightened by money again, and two pentagrams almost jumped out.
System: "Cheng Fat, what are the three principles of the shield?"
Cheng Fat: "First, don't like the people in the novel; second, don't let the blackening value of people other than villains reach 100; third, don't cause harm to the host."
System: "Very good. These are the three iron laws that shields must abide by. Remember, if you violate any of them, you will be sent away from this world and judged as a mission failure."
There is no red tape in the shield, the important thing is that it can be played freely as long as it does not violate these three regulations.
Cheng Fat remembered and asked: "If you fail three times, what punishment will you have? Will you deduct money?"
System: "No, after three consecutive failures..."
The voice suddenly stopped, and the system said: "It's too late, get in the car."
Cheng Pang seemed to be pushed by something and fell into darkness.
Opening his eyes again, Cheng Pang found himself lying on the desk.
Looking up, there is still saliva on the table.
The girl next to her couldn't help showing disdainful eyes, and moved away a little.
Cheng Fatty thought it wasn't him, it was the original host... He looked around but couldn't find a tissue, so he rubbed the corner of his mouth with the back of his hand.
The general content of this story is that the male protagonist Qiu Yu is a student who just transferred to another school. Because of his upright personality, he offended Zhou Wei, the boss of the campus.
Qiu Yu falls in love with class flower Xu Lin, and Xu Lin is the daughter brought by Zhou Wei's father's stepmother who remarried. Although Zhou Wei also dislikes Xu Lin, he protects her for some reason, and he grows closer to Qiu Yu and Xu Lin Nearly very angry.
One day, Zhou Wei discovered that Qiu Yu was actually his father's illegitimate son outside!His father actually wants to take him back!As the young master, he was furious and targeted Qiu Yu everywhere. Later, he even made people slander Qiu Yu and sent him to jail, but he himself got all the family property, became famous, and even married Xu Lin.
Ten years later, when Qiu Yu was released from prison, Zhou Wei and Xu Lin's daughter fell in love with him again... Finally, with the help of Zhou Wei's daughter, Qiu Yu successfully reversed the case, Zhou Wei went bankrupt and committed suicide, and his lover with Xu Lin ended up Get married.
This shit is too bloody... Is there someone chasing this story?Why did these three people meet in the whole world, and aren't they all brothers and sisters according to their seniority?And the niece fell in love with the uncle?
Cheng Fat shook his head and thought about it, but he didn't think so.
No wonder the score is not high, the reader's resentment value is so high, it's really bloody.
He read a comment before and said that most people thought it was a pure campus love triangle, but in the second half of the novel, it took a sharp turn for the worse, with all kinds of twists and turns, and the fact that the hero and heroine were not allowed to meet, so cruel that it made people grit their teeth.
Cheng Fat thought, if he read this story, he would also have to catch the author and let her change it.
Thinking about it carefully, this profession is said to protect the protagonist from disasters, but it is actually to prevent the author from being sent a blade!
Cheng Fat assessed the situation. The host, Liu Bai, was Zhou Wei's front desk. He was also a child, his parents divorced, he was bullied since he was a child, and he was a submissive doormat.
The protagonist Qiu Yu once rescued Liu Bai. Liu Bai was grateful but afraid of Zhou Wei's remaining prestige.
Under Zhou Wei's coercion, Liu Bai deliberately approached Qiu Yu, tipped off the news, and even for himself, became an important witness that Zhou Wei framed Qiu Yu and put him in prison.
This kind of person is simply angry and unfortunate, and he hates him for nothing.
Cheng Fatty thought, if this person's conscience finds out that he is not so weak, then the following things will not happen.
It seemed that he was right to dress up as him.
The system told him that this novel is not difficult and is good for novices.
Cheng Pang patted his fat face - oh, the 15-year-old Liu Bai is also quite chubby - it feels good.
Cheng Pang, Jinjiang's first shield, is on duty!
At this moment, there was a sound at the door, and the boy swaggered in with his schoolbag in his backhand, followed by a few cronies, and the attention of the whole class was immediately focused on them.
The boy walked through the aisle between the desks. He was 1.7 meters tall by visual inspection. He had short hair, a high neck, a white shirt, a tie ripped off, a royal blue baseball jacket, dark jeans, and white sneakers with red trim. Clean, clear and refreshing, just a little arrogant.
Fatty Cheng watched him walk behind him and sit down.
Hey, this person is Zhou Wei?
Not as vicious as he imagined?
Maybe it was because Cheng Fatty stared at him with surprise and astonishment, Zhou Wei raised his head, and gave him a blank stare: "Fatty man, what are you looking at?"
Cheng Fat turned his head.
Fatty... He used to be called a fatty in school... But the difference in tone is too big, he didn't offend him, this kind of boy, tsk tsk, his tutor is not good!
Zhou Wei seemed to throw his schoolbag on the table, there was a sound, and then Cheng Pang saw a pair of long legs stretched out from behind and overlapped between his two separated feet.
Cheng Fat turned his head slightly, and saw Zhou Wei holding the mobile phone in both hands, playing games.
If he reads correctly, there is one minute to go to class, right?
terrible.
Let's just play games, but Zhou Wei retracted his left leg and began to kick his stool.
Cheng Fat couldn't help turning his head and giving him a sideways glance.
Zhou Wei didn't raise his head at all, as if he didn't care at all.
Cheng Fat turned his head, endured it silently, and cursed in his heart: What are you shaking, are you a paramecium?
When the class bell rang, the leading actor Qiu Yu was about to appear.
In the novel, Qiu Yu is a young man who looks silent but is actually very righteous, which is why Xu Lin takes a fancy to him.He is very kind and gentle, and he has almost all the standard characteristics of a real male protagonist, but he is too unlucky... Thinking about it makes people feel distressed and flustered.
as predicted.
As soon as the bell stopped, the class teacher walked in with Qiu Yu.
All eyes in the class turned to Qiu Yu. They had heard rumors that a transfer student was coming, but they didn't expect that it was a handsome boy.
Inch head, about 1.7 meters five, wearing a white shirt and school uniform in a regular manner, with all the corners of the clothes tucked into the trousers, very tall and straight.
Cheng Fatty's eyes flickered. It was the first time I saw the male protagonist of the novel appear. I don't know if he would thank me for saving his life in the future. Just thinking about it makes me excited (~ ̄▽ ̄)~
Class teacher Wang Yingnan said, "Qiu Yu, please introduce yourself."
Qiu Yu: "Hello, everyone. My name is Qiu Yu. I transferred from Yingshan No. [-] Middle School. I hope to get along well with you." He spoke in a clear voice. After he finished speaking, he turned around and wrote his name with chalk on the blackboard: Qiu Yu .
Wang Yingnan wandered around: "You sit behind Zhou Wei, there is an empty seat there."
Qiu Yu came over according to his words.
Fatty Cheng followed him around with his head, trying to stare at his face.
Qiu Yu's face is very beautiful, even exquisite, his lips are lightly pursed into a thin straight line, delicate and bland.
Behind him, Zhou Wei was still playing the game, but the volume was only muted. His whole body was leaning against the back seat, shaking constantly, not intending to restrain himself at all.
Qiu Yu stopped beside Zhou Wei: "Please, lift your back."
He almost pressed the entire back table to the point where no one could sit in it.
Zhou Wei sneered and didn't move.
Qiu Yu waited for more than ten seconds, his eyes gradually sank.
Cheng Fatty knew that in the novel, when they met for the first time, they disliked each other, creating a gap, and then the conflict expanded.
But now is the time for the shield to come out.
Anytime, anywhere, solve problems for the protagonists, and escort the lovely protagonists with a plump body~
Cheng Fat got up and patted the table courteously: "Come on, Qiu Yu, sit here with me."
Qiu Yu glanced at him inexplicably.
Cheng Fat smiled: "Let's change seats, I want to sit behind Zhou Wei."
He spontaneously packed his stationery, picked up his schoolbag and walked behind Zhou Wei.
Zhou Wei continued to stare at the screen of the mobile phone, ignoring it, but kicked the stool at the front table, leaned on the back of the chair and pushed it back, the table and the floor made a screeching sound, deliberately squeezing the space behind the table. I got smaller, and continued to tilt my head and continue playing games, obviously trying to find fault on purpose.
When Cheng Fatty read this novel before, he probably read it and said that Zhou Wei's teachers were a little jealous of him because of his family's power, and now it really is.
Awesome, it really is the reserve army of the future big boss.
I have been fighting with Qiu Yu since high school, and I have been very focused on getting him to jail for ten years.
Suddenly, something flashed on the top of Zhou Wei's head, a black progress bar—from 55 to 56.
Cheng Fat immediately realized that this was the blackening value of the character.
Tsk tsk, the bad guys really start to go bad since they were young.
He turned around and very politely smiled at Zhou Wei's classmates at the next table: "Please come back later, I will sit in."
Although Zhou Wei compressed the space of the back table, wouldn't it be okay if the back table moved back a little?
The boys at the back table were a little surprised. What's going on, Liu Bai usually doesn't attract attention. Did he suddenly eat the guts of a leopard today?Are you so pushy?
Zhou Wei didn't say a word, and the two boys remained unmoved.
Cheng Fat pinched his fleshy belly, looked at the gap between the seats, and made a guess.
Put the bag on the table first, take a deep breath, and squeeze in sideways.
The two boys at the back were Zhou Wei's friends, they guessed something from this posture, they were used to bullying him, and when Cheng Pang just entered, he immediately pushed the table forward, and burst out laughing.
"Oops!" Cheng Fatty was stuck between two tables, his chubby flesh was squeezed out like a bottle of ketchup, and his head turned red immediately.
Zhou Wei turned around when he heard the movement, just like a little yellow duck pinched by his fingers, couldn't help but chuckled, raised his head to look at Cheng Fatty - he was looking at him with a very resentful look, his eyes Jet black.
Zhou Wei looked down and saw the flesh on his stomach bulging upwards.
Like a ball, I really want to flick it with my hands.
At this time, Cheng Fatty slapped the table with both hands, and his thick palms slammed the table, and said righteously: "Young man, be polite!"
The whole class froze for three seconds, and then burst into wild laughter.
Young people...hahahahahaha...Liu Bai is too funny...
The two friends behind were trembling with laughter, they really thought they were teachers.
Cheng Fatty walked around everyone seriously, and finally, taking advantage of Zhou Wei not paying attention, he pushed the table forward with his hand and sat down.
Good, he rubbed his ass and sat in.
Zhou Wei was pushed up by the table and blinked.
Then Cheng Fat stuffed his schoolbag into the desk, and pretended to start reading.
Zhou Wei lingered on him for a while, smiled, and planned to continue to press back, it would be best to press Cheng Fatty into a fat specimen.
Wang Yingnan, the Chinese teacher, was afraid that Zhou Wei would go too far, so he finally coughed out a sound to stop him: "Okay, students, be quiet, the class begins. Qiu Yu, you also sit down."
The matter was settled, Qiu Yu sat in front of Zhou Wei, although he was reluctant.
When he just sat down, his chair was obviously kicked from behind by Zhou Wei.
Qiu Yu remained silent.
Cheng Fat pretended to attend a Chinese class.
He used to be a top student in school, but now it has been replaced, and the textbooks are a little unfamiliar to him.
... Hey, the writing on the blackboard can't be read clearly. Is this kid short-sighted? He doesn't even need glasses?
Cheng Fatty was confused, and waited for the bell to finish class, before burying himself in his book.
Zhou Wei in front stood up, and when he walked by his desk, he tapped his desk with his middle finger: "Come out with me."
The two friends at the table behind him also stood up with a half-smile.
Cheng Fat stood up, great!
According to the plot of the novel, it was Qiu Yu who was called out by Zhou Wei on the first day, and now it was himself.
This is the function of the shield, to eliminate all chances of conflict between the protagonist and the villain!
Qiu Yu seemed to hear the movement, turned his head, and saw Cheng Fat with a big smile, as if he was still very happy.
He frowned puzzled.
Cheng Fatty looked at him directly, as if a teacher looked at a student, or a parent looked at a child, full of warmth and encouragement, and even clenched his fist slightly and shook it in his chest.
Qiu Yu: "???"
Cheng Fat gave an OK gesture and thought to himself: "Brave young man! Come on, let's fall in love, I'll back you up!"
He turned around happily, and suddenly felt that his back was radiant and majestic, very suitable for the end of the novel, or the picture of the movie was frozen, perfect!
Zhou Wei took him to the corner of the playground. There were not many people running to the playground between classes, so even if you saw a few of them, you had to step back a few feet.
The three people and the wall completely surrounded Cheng Fatty.
Zhou Wei leaned on the wall with his left hand and looked down.
He was originally tall, with broad shoulders and MAX stamina, and ordinary thin boys would tremble when they saw him.Originally, he planned to teach Cheng Pang a lesson, but seeing that he kept looking at him and blinking his eyes occasionally, he was not afraid.
It's so strange, this front desk is suddenly as fierce as a tiger. Before, he didn't look up at people very much, and his voice was lower than that of a mosquito. When he saw him, his legs trembled. What happened today.
Cheng Fat narrowed his eyes and approached.
Zhou Wei avoided subconsciously: What the hell.
Cheng Fat: "You are quite handsome."
Zhou Wei: "..."
Hu Peng & Dog Friends: Damn, Brother Wei, is he being molested?
Cheng Fatty: "Brother Wei, accept me as your little brother. I adore you so much."
Zhou Wei: "???"
Fatty Cheng staring eyes: "I really like you so much."
Zhou Wei hurriedly withdrew his hand, as if being burned, he stepped back a meter: "……………………"
Cheng Fat took a deep breath, looked at the watch on his wrist, and said, "It's okay."
Ji You: "Have you set off yet?"
Fatty Cheng: "Yes."
The transparent elevator fell suddenly, and nothing at the bottom could be seen, only a white light.
Cheng Fat took a deep breath, looked forward, and subconsciously wanted to tug on his tie to let himself breathe more freely.
He stretched his hand to his chest, only to realize that he wasn't wearing a tie.
He puts his hands down.
The voice of the system sounded like a ten-year-old child: "Cheng Fatty, congratulations on becoming the first employee of the shield profession. You have a total of three assessment periods, and you must complete to speed up the progress of the protagonist's relationship and make the protagonist happy ending quickly."
Cheng Fatty's palms were slightly sweaty, and he swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "Okay."
Cheng Pang, his real name is Cheng Pang, and his nickname is Pang Pang.
24 years old.Libra.unemployed.
Once entered the pit in college, then entertained himself and wrote urban stallion essays.After graduation, Cheng Fatty shared a one-bedroom apartment with his university roommate Ji You. With the dream of becoming a professional novel writer, he wrote more than 600 words every day. After writing more than [-] million words in eight months, the income was less than [-].
Food, clothing, housing, utilities, and Ji You accidentally hit a pedestrian with his electric scooter, and he paid [-] yuan in compensation.The two brothers and sisters who had just graduated were poor.
I had no choice but to look for a job and write novels at the same time, and it was difficult to live like this.
Two days ago, Cheng Fatty, who has written a lot of horse prose, saw in a certain forum that writing romance prose is more profitable. Not only can he sell copyright, but the word count and update requirements are not many, and he heard that many Jinjiang readers are female. The author is very gentle, so he mustered up the courage to come and give it a try.
At six o'clock in the afternoon, he had just registered the pseudonym "Heavy Fatty".A white light flashed from the screen, followed by a child's voice asking seriously: "Do you—want to be the protagonist's 'shield'?"
Fatty Cheng: "???"
Jinjiang still has this operation?
Before he could react, a few lines of gold characters gradually appeared in front of his eyes.
[Subject: Jinjiang sincerely recruits "shield" occupations]
[Job requirements: In order to solve the growing grievances of Jinjiang readers towards the sadomasochistic novel, it is necessary to block the protagonist, speed up the plot line, solve the villain, reduce the side plot, and make the sadistic novel sweeter! 】
[Welfare benefits: The minimum commission for solving an article is not less than [-] yuan, and the maximum limit is as high as one million. More work, more pay! 】
……
There are still two lines below that have not fully surfaced, and Cheng Fatty has already been blinded by money.
¥v¥
Immediately afterwards, four green square frames flashed in front of his eyes.
【Romance Novel】【Pure Love/No CP】【Derivative/Light Novel】【Original Novel】
Cheng Pang has seen these boxes before, and they are the Jinjiang homepage.
The system prompts in a gentle voice: "Please choose the world you want to change. After choosing the direction, the system will randomly recommend three sadomasochism novels."
Cheng Fatty pressed his finger towards [Romance Novels]—it is said that many romance novels nowadays are criminal investigation, supernatural, and perverted and evil forces in order to seek novelty and difference. Wouldn't it be a little dangerous to protect the protagonist from disasters?
Cheng Fat withdrew his hand, and moved his gaze to [Pure Love/No CP].
Jinjiang is said to be the largest romance website for women. Pure love refers to that kind of pure love, right?Like "Love Letter" and "Love in the Hawthorn Tree"?Tsk tsk, as expected of Jinjiang.
Perhaps this is more suitable for him, after all, he still has his first love, and the cruel world is not good for him.
With a smile on his face, Cheng Fat pressed the green [Pure Love/No CP].
At this moment, the system said: "Congratulations on choosing the Jinjiang [Pure Love/No CP] channel, now I recommend three random articles for you."
Cheng Fat received a tweet from the system and asked to read it within half a day.
After returning, he lay on the bed happily and read it with his ipad in his hand. He felt that something was wrong when he watched it - the heroine didn't come out after twenty chapters, and the whole story was about the hero and his friend.
What's going on here?
Cheng Fat thought to himself, oh, are all pure love novels so slow now?The heroine does not show up for seven to eighty thousand words, female readers are so patient.
In order to enter the world of female readers, Cheng Pang continued to read patiently. When the fifty chapters came, the two extremely pure male protagonists began to undress and touch each other. Cheng Pang couldn't react for a moment, and his brain froze.
Although in the process, he was a little skeptical that the two male protagonists were too affectionate, but after all, he and Ji You were also like this, hooking shoulders and backs, occasionally touching twice, fighting and so on, and often sending wechat chats about pornography topic.
So he didn't think about it at all.
But now... this this... that... that...
Cheng Fat couldn't say a word for a long time.
Doesn't pure love mean pure love?
Did he misunderstand something?No, no, no, I must have read him wrong, this novel is a warm story about saving a gay hero who has gone astray!We must talk about the hero's past, it must be!
Cheng Fat clenched his fist to comfort himself, tapped the lower right corner with slightly trembling hands, and manually jumped to the last page.
Please, please let the final ending be the hero and the heroine HAPPYENDING, he doesn't want to save a man's world!This is so impure!
The last paragraph of the novel immediately slapped him in the face: "At this moment, Gu Wei is young and caressing Luozhou's lips, smiling meaningfully, and kissing him lightly, this moment is forever old. THEEND."
END...
Gu Weinian and Luozhou are the two male protagonists who appeared at the beginning of the novel!
Cheng Fat's eyes were darkened, and he almost raised his head like the scholar in Zhou Xingchi's movie, spurting out a mouthful of old blood, he quickly threw down the iPad and went into the bathroom!
Pat yourself on the face.
He needs a change of air!
He needs a new world!
He needs a new brain!
Cheng Fatty sat on the toilet for a long time. As a single dog who has been single for thousands of years and a straight man who likes horse writing, he feels that his legs are weak and his ass is hurting. The descriptions in the novel are still in his mind, before his eyes and even Circling in the stomach.
Cheng Fat had nightmares all night.
In the dream, the two male protagonists are like this and that.
In the middle of the night, Cheng Fat woke up crying while biting the quilt.
God, he is still a pure and good boy with both body and mind.
Has the door of the new world opened to him like this?He wasn't mentally ready yet.
When the elevator was descending, a black-and-white contract appeared in the system, flashing densely: "If you have no objection to the terms, you can sign."
Cheng Fat didn't have time to read it, so he just confirmed it again: "Are you sure the first world is a romance novel?"
When he came here today, Cheng Fatty mustered up the courage to talk and talk, and even couldn't help showing off his beauty, talking coquettishly, and asked the system to change him to a romance essay first.
No way, he can't accept the world of pure love, it's too broad and profound!
Considering that Cheng Fat is the first employee of the shield profession, and the system is relatively easy to talk to, I promised him that the first world will be replaced by romance, and the latter two will be the world of pure love.
Cheng Fatty was grateful, and sure enough Jinjiang's sisters are very gentle, even the system.
Although their abbreviation is big J*J, ahem.
System: "The content of the romance novel has been sent to you."
Not as much time as yesterday, Cheng Fatty only read the outline of this romance novel, but he confirmed that the male and female protagonists are together in the end, although the male protagonist was wrongly imprisoned for ten years, the female protagonist is waiting for him to be released from prison in her prime .
But it is the opposite sex after all!
Cheng Fat couldn't imagine the scene of men destroying men!
Cheng Fat stretched out his thumb and pressed the fingerprint.
That's fine.
The elevator fell to the end, and the transparent door opened automatically.
In front of him are countless white, long, wide and straight roads, each with a small door at the end of the road, and the words "Waiting for you as before" are written on his door, written by plump apples.
what pseudonym...
Readers rated it 6.9.
The resentment value is 35322.
The number of comments is 13851.
The reward for completing the task is 92452 yuan.
(Ding dong, the screen flickers once)
The reward for completing the task is 92453 yuan.
——Cheng Fatty's eyes were immediately brightened by money again, and two pentagrams almost jumped out.
System: "Cheng Fat, what are the three principles of the shield?"
Cheng Fat: "First, don't like the people in the novel; second, don't let the blackening value of people other than villains reach 100; third, don't cause harm to the host."
System: "Very good. These are the three iron laws that shields must abide by. Remember, if you violate any of them, you will be sent away from this world and judged as a mission failure."
There is no red tape in the shield, the important thing is that it can be played freely as long as it does not violate these three regulations.
Cheng Fat remembered and asked: "If you fail three times, what punishment will you have? Will you deduct money?"
System: "No, after three consecutive failures..."
The voice suddenly stopped, and the system said: "It's too late, get in the car."
Cheng Pang seemed to be pushed by something and fell into darkness.
Opening his eyes again, Cheng Pang found himself lying on the desk.
Looking up, there is still saliva on the table.
The girl next to her couldn't help showing disdainful eyes, and moved away a little.
Cheng Fatty thought it wasn't him, it was the original host... He looked around but couldn't find a tissue, so he rubbed the corner of his mouth with the back of his hand.
The general content of this story is that the male protagonist Qiu Yu is a student who just transferred to another school. Because of his upright personality, he offended Zhou Wei, the boss of the campus.
Qiu Yu falls in love with class flower Xu Lin, and Xu Lin is the daughter brought by Zhou Wei's father's stepmother who remarried. Although Zhou Wei also dislikes Xu Lin, he protects her for some reason, and he grows closer to Qiu Yu and Xu Lin Nearly very angry.
One day, Zhou Wei discovered that Qiu Yu was actually his father's illegitimate son outside!His father actually wants to take him back!As the young master, he was furious and targeted Qiu Yu everywhere. Later, he even made people slander Qiu Yu and sent him to jail, but he himself got all the family property, became famous, and even married Xu Lin.
Ten years later, when Qiu Yu was released from prison, Zhou Wei and Xu Lin's daughter fell in love with him again... Finally, with the help of Zhou Wei's daughter, Qiu Yu successfully reversed the case, Zhou Wei went bankrupt and committed suicide, and his lover with Xu Lin ended up Get married.
This shit is too bloody... Is there someone chasing this story?Why did these three people meet in the whole world, and aren't they all brothers and sisters according to their seniority?And the niece fell in love with the uncle?
Cheng Fat shook his head and thought about it, but he didn't think so.
No wonder the score is not high, the reader's resentment value is so high, it's really bloody.
He read a comment before and said that most people thought it was a pure campus love triangle, but in the second half of the novel, it took a sharp turn for the worse, with all kinds of twists and turns, and the fact that the hero and heroine were not allowed to meet, so cruel that it made people grit their teeth.
Cheng Fat thought, if he read this story, he would also have to catch the author and let her change it.
Thinking about it carefully, this profession is said to protect the protagonist from disasters, but it is actually to prevent the author from being sent a blade!
Cheng Fat assessed the situation. The host, Liu Bai, was Zhou Wei's front desk. He was also a child, his parents divorced, he was bullied since he was a child, and he was a submissive doormat.
The protagonist Qiu Yu once rescued Liu Bai. Liu Bai was grateful but afraid of Zhou Wei's remaining prestige.
Under Zhou Wei's coercion, Liu Bai deliberately approached Qiu Yu, tipped off the news, and even for himself, became an important witness that Zhou Wei framed Qiu Yu and put him in prison.
This kind of person is simply angry and unfortunate, and he hates him for nothing.
Cheng Fatty thought, if this person's conscience finds out that he is not so weak, then the following things will not happen.
It seemed that he was right to dress up as him.
The system told him that this novel is not difficult and is good for novices.
Cheng Pang patted his fat face - oh, the 15-year-old Liu Bai is also quite chubby - it feels good.
Cheng Pang, Jinjiang's first shield, is on duty!
At this moment, there was a sound at the door, and the boy swaggered in with his schoolbag in his backhand, followed by a few cronies, and the attention of the whole class was immediately focused on them.
The boy walked through the aisle between the desks. He was 1.7 meters tall by visual inspection. He had short hair, a high neck, a white shirt, a tie ripped off, a royal blue baseball jacket, dark jeans, and white sneakers with red trim. Clean, clear and refreshing, just a little arrogant.
Fatty Cheng watched him walk behind him and sit down.
Hey, this person is Zhou Wei?
Not as vicious as he imagined?
Maybe it was because Cheng Fatty stared at him with surprise and astonishment, Zhou Wei raised his head, and gave him a blank stare: "Fatty man, what are you looking at?"
Cheng Fat turned his head.
Fatty... He used to be called a fatty in school... But the difference in tone is too big, he didn't offend him, this kind of boy, tsk tsk, his tutor is not good!
Zhou Wei seemed to throw his schoolbag on the table, there was a sound, and then Cheng Pang saw a pair of long legs stretched out from behind and overlapped between his two separated feet.
Cheng Fat turned his head slightly, and saw Zhou Wei holding the mobile phone in both hands, playing games.
If he reads correctly, there is one minute to go to class, right?
terrible.
Let's just play games, but Zhou Wei retracted his left leg and began to kick his stool.
Cheng Fat couldn't help turning his head and giving him a sideways glance.
Zhou Wei didn't raise his head at all, as if he didn't care at all.
Cheng Fat turned his head, endured it silently, and cursed in his heart: What are you shaking, are you a paramecium?
When the class bell rang, the leading actor Qiu Yu was about to appear.
In the novel, Qiu Yu is a young man who looks silent but is actually very righteous, which is why Xu Lin takes a fancy to him.He is very kind and gentle, and he has almost all the standard characteristics of a real male protagonist, but he is too unlucky... Thinking about it makes people feel distressed and flustered.
as predicted.
As soon as the bell stopped, the class teacher walked in with Qiu Yu.
All eyes in the class turned to Qiu Yu. They had heard rumors that a transfer student was coming, but they didn't expect that it was a handsome boy.
Inch head, about 1.7 meters five, wearing a white shirt and school uniform in a regular manner, with all the corners of the clothes tucked into the trousers, very tall and straight.
Cheng Fatty's eyes flickered. It was the first time I saw the male protagonist of the novel appear. I don't know if he would thank me for saving his life in the future. Just thinking about it makes me excited (~ ̄▽ ̄)~
Class teacher Wang Yingnan said, "Qiu Yu, please introduce yourself."
Qiu Yu: "Hello, everyone. My name is Qiu Yu. I transferred from Yingshan No. [-] Middle School. I hope to get along well with you." He spoke in a clear voice. After he finished speaking, he turned around and wrote his name with chalk on the blackboard: Qiu Yu .
Wang Yingnan wandered around: "You sit behind Zhou Wei, there is an empty seat there."
Qiu Yu came over according to his words.
Fatty Cheng followed him around with his head, trying to stare at his face.
Qiu Yu's face is very beautiful, even exquisite, his lips are lightly pursed into a thin straight line, delicate and bland.
Behind him, Zhou Wei was still playing the game, but the volume was only muted. His whole body was leaning against the back seat, shaking constantly, not intending to restrain himself at all.
Qiu Yu stopped beside Zhou Wei: "Please, lift your back."
He almost pressed the entire back table to the point where no one could sit in it.
Zhou Wei sneered and didn't move.
Qiu Yu waited for more than ten seconds, his eyes gradually sank.
Cheng Fatty knew that in the novel, when they met for the first time, they disliked each other, creating a gap, and then the conflict expanded.
But now is the time for the shield to come out.
Anytime, anywhere, solve problems for the protagonists, and escort the lovely protagonists with a plump body~
Cheng Fat got up and patted the table courteously: "Come on, Qiu Yu, sit here with me."
Qiu Yu glanced at him inexplicably.
Cheng Fat smiled: "Let's change seats, I want to sit behind Zhou Wei."
He spontaneously packed his stationery, picked up his schoolbag and walked behind Zhou Wei.
Zhou Wei continued to stare at the screen of the mobile phone, ignoring it, but kicked the stool at the front table, leaned on the back of the chair and pushed it back, the table and the floor made a screeching sound, deliberately squeezing the space behind the table. I got smaller, and continued to tilt my head and continue playing games, obviously trying to find fault on purpose.
When Cheng Fatty read this novel before, he probably read it and said that Zhou Wei's teachers were a little jealous of him because of his family's power, and now it really is.
Awesome, it really is the reserve army of the future big boss.
I have been fighting with Qiu Yu since high school, and I have been very focused on getting him to jail for ten years.
Suddenly, something flashed on the top of Zhou Wei's head, a black progress bar—from 55 to 56.
Cheng Fat immediately realized that this was the blackening value of the character.
Tsk tsk, the bad guys really start to go bad since they were young.
He turned around and very politely smiled at Zhou Wei's classmates at the next table: "Please come back later, I will sit in."
Although Zhou Wei compressed the space of the back table, wouldn't it be okay if the back table moved back a little?
The boys at the back table were a little surprised. What's going on, Liu Bai usually doesn't attract attention. Did he suddenly eat the guts of a leopard today?Are you so pushy?
Zhou Wei didn't say a word, and the two boys remained unmoved.
Cheng Fat pinched his fleshy belly, looked at the gap between the seats, and made a guess.
Put the bag on the table first, take a deep breath, and squeeze in sideways.
The two boys at the back were Zhou Wei's friends, they guessed something from this posture, they were used to bullying him, and when Cheng Pang just entered, he immediately pushed the table forward, and burst out laughing.
"Oops!" Cheng Fatty was stuck between two tables, his chubby flesh was squeezed out like a bottle of ketchup, and his head turned red immediately.
Zhou Wei turned around when he heard the movement, just like a little yellow duck pinched by his fingers, couldn't help but chuckled, raised his head to look at Cheng Fatty - he was looking at him with a very resentful look, his eyes Jet black.
Zhou Wei looked down and saw the flesh on his stomach bulging upwards.
Like a ball, I really want to flick it with my hands.
At this time, Cheng Fatty slapped the table with both hands, and his thick palms slammed the table, and said righteously: "Young man, be polite!"
The whole class froze for three seconds, and then burst into wild laughter.
Young people...hahahahahaha...Liu Bai is too funny...
The two friends behind were trembling with laughter, they really thought they were teachers.
Cheng Fatty walked around everyone seriously, and finally, taking advantage of Zhou Wei not paying attention, he pushed the table forward with his hand and sat down.
Good, he rubbed his ass and sat in.
Zhou Wei was pushed up by the table and blinked.
Then Cheng Fat stuffed his schoolbag into the desk, and pretended to start reading.
Zhou Wei lingered on him for a while, smiled, and planned to continue to press back, it would be best to press Cheng Fatty into a fat specimen.
Wang Yingnan, the Chinese teacher, was afraid that Zhou Wei would go too far, so he finally coughed out a sound to stop him: "Okay, students, be quiet, the class begins. Qiu Yu, you also sit down."
The matter was settled, Qiu Yu sat in front of Zhou Wei, although he was reluctant.
When he just sat down, his chair was obviously kicked from behind by Zhou Wei.
Qiu Yu remained silent.
Cheng Fat pretended to attend a Chinese class.
He used to be a top student in school, but now it has been replaced, and the textbooks are a little unfamiliar to him.
... Hey, the writing on the blackboard can't be read clearly. Is this kid short-sighted? He doesn't even need glasses?
Cheng Fatty was confused, and waited for the bell to finish class, before burying himself in his book.
Zhou Wei in front stood up, and when he walked by his desk, he tapped his desk with his middle finger: "Come out with me."
The two friends at the table behind him also stood up with a half-smile.
Cheng Fat stood up, great!
According to the plot of the novel, it was Qiu Yu who was called out by Zhou Wei on the first day, and now it was himself.
This is the function of the shield, to eliminate all chances of conflict between the protagonist and the villain!
Qiu Yu seemed to hear the movement, turned his head, and saw Cheng Fat with a big smile, as if he was still very happy.
He frowned puzzled.
Cheng Fatty looked at him directly, as if a teacher looked at a student, or a parent looked at a child, full of warmth and encouragement, and even clenched his fist slightly and shook it in his chest.
Qiu Yu: "???"
Cheng Fat gave an OK gesture and thought to himself: "Brave young man! Come on, let's fall in love, I'll back you up!"
He turned around happily, and suddenly felt that his back was radiant and majestic, very suitable for the end of the novel, or the picture of the movie was frozen, perfect!
Zhou Wei took him to the corner of the playground. There were not many people running to the playground between classes, so even if you saw a few of them, you had to step back a few feet.
The three people and the wall completely surrounded Cheng Fatty.
Zhou Wei leaned on the wall with his left hand and looked down.
He was originally tall, with broad shoulders and MAX stamina, and ordinary thin boys would tremble when they saw him.Originally, he planned to teach Cheng Pang a lesson, but seeing that he kept looking at him and blinking his eyes occasionally, he was not afraid.
It's so strange, this front desk is suddenly as fierce as a tiger. Before, he didn't look up at people very much, and his voice was lower than that of a mosquito. When he saw him, his legs trembled. What happened today.
Cheng Fat narrowed his eyes and approached.
Zhou Wei avoided subconsciously: What the hell.
Cheng Fat: "You are quite handsome."
Zhou Wei: "..."
Hu Peng & Dog Friends: Damn, Brother Wei, is he being molested?
Cheng Fatty: "Brother Wei, accept me as your little brother. I adore you so much."
Zhou Wei: "???"
Fatty Cheng staring eyes: "I really like you so much."
Zhou Wei hurriedly withdrew his hand, as if being burned, he stepped back a meter: "……………………"
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