grandpa pig in the 70s
Chapter 5
When he came back to his senses, Zhu Feifei struggled even harder.
Ahhhhh!
Is it too late to regret now!
What kind of hot chicken shit shoveler is this!He wants to call the police!Someone abused cute little animals here!
However, Lin Changyuan would not give him this chance. It was just a small thing. He covered it with one hand, and the pig-killing cry turned into a soft moan, which slowly flowed out from between his fingers.
And Zhu Feifei also got into a fight with him, twisting his chubby body vigorously, but he didn't know that he was full of cuteness, which almost made Lin Changyuan laugh out loud.
"No no no!"
(Bastard!)
Lin Changan looked at the chubby cute dumpling who seemed to be very uncomfortable, and then looked at his brother who suddenly had a weird painting style, frowning and began to struggle again.
"Well, brother, why don't you give me the little piggy, it will definitely stop barking."
Lin Changyuan looked at his younger brother's little nervous expression while grabbing the hem of his clothes, but also his little expectant eyes, and gave Zhu Feifei a menacing look, wanting him to stop making trouble, but he met the pair of dripping big eyes.Lin Changyuan was startled, but his eyes were quite big.
Handing Zhu Feifei to Lin Changan's hands, Lin Changyuan was tense all the time. If this stupid pig barks again, he will definitely cover his mouth immediately!
But unexpectedly, when the little thing got into Lin Changan's arms, he obediently stopped barking!And coquettishly arching in Lin Changan's arms!
Please hug and comfort!
Lin Changyuan is a little upset again, this pig who sees things differently!She was obviously still having fun in his arms before!Forgot all about it so quickly!
What a pig! ! !
The new couple on the other side don't know Lin Changyuan's thoughts, they are enjoying a happy time happily!
Lin Changan held the little piggy carefully, feeling as if his fatherly heart was about to melt.
How can he be so small?
So small, so pitiful, and so cute!
Lin Changan didn't know why Zhu Feifei looked so strange, but he remembered what his brother said, this poor little piggy is sick!
Very poor!
Just like him, he also looks different from Lin Xiaobao.Unknowingly, a magical emotion called sympathy swept Lin Chang'an's heart and covered his eyes.
Now he sees that Zhu Feifei is really pitiful everywhere, completely ignoring his fleshy belly!
A child's heart is always the cleanest and purest. When he sees Xiaotuanzi who is weaker than himself, he immediately wants to protect him, just like his brother protects himself. I am not so useless!
The feeling of loneliness, guilt, and inferiority that had always been in his heart seemed to have been diluted. Lin Changan gently rubbed Zhu Fatty's face, and curved the corners of his mouth, revealing two small dimples.
"Little piggy, let's grow up together."
Sensing the kindness from Lin Changan, Zhu Feifei also rubbed him affectionately, but he didn't know that the knowledge that he was "ill" had been deeply imprinted in Lin Changan's mind!
Zhu Feifei is still lamenting that his charm is unmatched by pigs, and that idiot shit-shoveling officer is an idiot!
Well, this little boy who looks like bean sprouts is quite what he likes, but this kid has a big head and a small body, so it looks like he is malnourished!
But looking at him and that idiot shit shoveler, it didn't look like he was being abused.Could it be that their family conditions are very bad?
Zhu Feifei is not the kind of money-worshiping pig, but if their family is really poor, then he can't be very delicate and ask for beef jerky, yogurt and chocolate biscuits!
But this deviates from his original intention of leaving Shenshan, he simply doesn't want to recall the history of blood and tears of that month!That place where the birds don't shit is nothing but aura!
There are only sour wild fruits and ugly and cowardly wild boars!As a result, he ate most of the spirit grass!
I had no choice but to go out of the mountain, but I ran into a poor protein idiot shit shoveler again!
How can this be good? !
Zhu couldn't live without snacks. Fatty fell into deep autism.
It's just that he was distracted for a while, and with a glance, he just saw the environment he was in now.Just now I was busy fighting wits (no) with the idiot shit-shoveling officer (no)!He didn't even see his new home clearly!
That's right, Zhu Feifei, who has come out of autism, has decided to settle here, after all, he is a polite pig!You can't dislike the poor and love the rich, right?
As for the beef jerky yogurt chocolate biscuits, I can't think about it!Just thinking about Zhu Feifei couldn't help but burst into tears!
But he is already a mature pig, he can find something to eat by himself, after all, there is no end to pigs!
Just what the hell is this place! ! !
Zhu Feifei couldn't hold back, screamed again, and was covered by Lin Changyuan who was always ready!
Lin Changyuan had an expression of "I knew it" again, but the movements of his hands were extremely gentle, but Zhu Feifei couldn't care about these at the moment!
He saw clearly what could barely be called an earthen house, so in the hands of the idiot shit shoveler, he fell into deep autism again.
This can no longer be described as just a house with bare walls, this is simply not a place for pigs to live!That wall still leaks air!Not as good as his luxurious cave in the mountains! !
It seems that the shit shovel officer is poorer than he imagined.
Is this a poor mountainous area?
Like, really?
It should be quite close to the mountain where he practiced before, after all, the idiot shit shoveler came back on foot after holding him in his arms.Generally, the places close to the mountains are quite poor!
Don't talk about beef jerky yogurt chocolate biscuits now, it's not sure whether the rice can be eaten!
Perhaps, he is about to become the first pet that brings its own bento?
Why is pig life so difficult?
Could it be that the sky is going to die?
Is this just practice?
King father, queen mother, the child wants to go home! ! !
......
However, it is impossible to go home unless one realizes the Dao.
But what is the avenue?Zhu Feifei didn't know, shouldn't pigs just eat, drink and sleep?
Now that I think about it, I still can’t figure it out, so let’s think about what to do next!
Coincidentally, the two brothers of the Lin family thought the same way.
Lin Chang'an wanted to raise this little piggy, although he knew that his brother caught him to eat, but he couldn't bear it, and the little piggy was still a poor little sick pig!
The "sick pig" here does not mean to dislike it.If it were in the 21st century, sick pigs would naturally not be edible.But now it is the 70s in Huaguo, people are starving to death everywhere, how can you be in the mood to pick and choose?It is a great happiness to have a mouthful of meat!
That's why Lin Chang'an felt that the little piggy was really pitiful. He had to suffer this at such a young age!My brother still wants to eat him!
Maybe he just begged his brother?
But Lin Changyuan felt that the pig was too young, and it was a waste to eat it now.There are a lot of pigweed on the hillside. By next year, little things will grow into big fat pigs!
Just delicious!
Zhu Feifei is the one who has been considered the most. He is now 80.00% likely to be located in an extremely poor mountainous area!
Humans here can't eat enough to eat, and can't watch dramas!Can't play games!Very miserable!
Zhu Feifei is another pig who follows fate (in fact, he is lazy).Now that you're here, let's take a look at the situation first.Moreover, his shit shovel officer is too poor!He is another pig who has been educated in modern knowledge!
I'm afraid life will be more difficult without the shit shovel officer!Sometimes, helping the weak is also a kind of practice.
Just don't know if it's okay to help idiots?
Two people and one pig, they are not on the same channel at all, but they seem to have reached some great consensus?And they all think that the other party can understand their good intentions?
Another wonderful misunderstanding was born!
Lin Changyuan poked Xiaotuanzi's fleshy belly again and again, and was surprised to see the little thing that suddenly froze as if falling into deep silence.
Is this little guy mature?
Not to mention, sometimes his intuition is very accurate!But Lin Changyuan, who didn't realize this, was continuing to touch the big demon's belly with peace of mind at this moment!
After Zhu Feifei made up his mind, he felt the salty pig's hand on his stomach belatedly, and then turned his head and gave the idiot shit-shoveling officer a look.
Just touch it, it seems that all shit shovelers like to touch their stomachs, but this is his final bottom line! !
Lin Changan also looked at the cute and cute little piggy with sparkling eyes.
It's so cute! ! !
Lin Changan couldn't help stretching out his hand to touch Zhu Feifei lightly, then immediately withdrew it, as if afraid of startling a small animal, secretly put his hand behind his back and gently rubbed his fingertips, there seemed to be some warm spots on it. Feeling the touch, Lin Changan couldn't help but smile silly.
Zhu Feifei looked at this honest child and sighed, how could he be so honest!
Look at that shameless ruthless idiot scumbag officer!
Still touching!Still touching! !
……
"Brother, let's give little piggy a name."
Lin Changyuan frowned when he heard that, what's the name?Anyway, don't you still have to eat it in the end?But thinking that Lin Changan had named every chicken in the family, he didn't say anything.
On the other hand, Zhu Feifei tensed up a little nervously after hearing this, not knowing what kind of fate would meet him!Anyway, none of the names given by the previous excrement shovelers suit his wishes!Why can't it be in line with his image and aesthetics! !
'Little bean sprouts, don't let me down! ! Zhu Feifei thought of it like this.
And Lin Changyuan, who was always watching him behind him, accidentally noticed that the little stupid pig seemed to tense up suddenly, and couldn't help raising his eyebrows.
Is this stupid pig really smart? !
How can someone so stupid be smart? ?
Lin Changan was very excited!Lin Changan is gearing up!
Lin Changan: Cub?
Lin Changyuan: Not special enough.
Lin Changan: Little cutie?
Lin Changyuan: ...What do you think?
Lin Changan: Tuanzi!
Lin Changyuan: I don't like it.
......
Lin Changan: Brother, you really have a lot to ask for!
Lin Changyuan: Do things carefully!
......
Two people get together to discuss the name of a pig with great interest, but the protagonist of this event is about to have a heart attack!And secretly grinding his teeth, the picture is simply not too beautiful!
...
Lin Changan raised more than a dozen in one breath, all of which were denied by Lin Changyuan, and Ruannen's little brother was also a little angry for a while, "Then you get up!"
Lin Changyuan raised his eyebrows, and the corners of his mouth curled up secretly.
"Ah Hua!"
Fatty Zhu: ...
Zhu Feifei is really going to have a heart attack!
But Lin Zhong's loyal fan Chang'an quickly denied it for him.
"The dog at Uncle Li's house at the entrance of the village is called Ah Hua!"
Lin Changyuan suddenly realized, "Yes!"
Fatty Zhu: ...
You idiot shit shoveler, you actually compare me to a dog!You are the dog!Your whole family are dogs! !
Lin Changyuan pressed Zhu Feifei, who was about to move, and continued to name with great interest.
"Big White!"
......
"Little black!"
......
"idiot!"
"Brother, be serious!"
Lin Changyuan was a little puzzled and aggrieved, he was very serious!Then he looked down at Zhu Feifei's round curve.
Zhu Feifei immediately turned over, showing off his toned figure!And hint wildly!
Shit shovel officer, look at me!
Look at me!Look at me!Look at me!
What did you think of? !Say it out loud! !
Lin Changyuan didn't know what Zhu Feifei was suffering from. He was racking his brains at the moment...Suddenly, Lin Changyuan felt blessed.
"Call it, Fatty!"
Lin Changyuan touched Zhu Fatty's fat belly and thought the name was very good!It fits him so well!And showed the good expectations he placed!
The fatter the better! !
Lin Changan: ...
Lin Changan lowered his head feebly, expressing his inability to appreciate his elder brother.
"Brother's name is too... hard to describe!"
Zhu Feifei shouted in his heart: No, no, no!Just what I want! !
Lin Changyuan looked down at the little stupid pig who suddenly got excited, and was rubbing against his arms again, the little tail was still wagging happily, trying to hook his wrist.
Lin Changyuan couldn't help laughing, and expressed Zhu Feifei's heartfelt feelings.
"No, he likes it."
Zhu Feifei nodded frantically!
he likes!He loves it so much! !
Unexpectedly, this idiot shit shoveler unexpectedly got in touch with him!The aesthetics are surprisingly good!
He announced that this shit-shoveling officer is now so indifferent, and in a way that suits him! !
Lin Chang'an also followed Lin Changyuan's line of sight, and saw that Xiao Tuanzi, who was still alive and loveless, suddenly became agitated, circling in Lin Changyuan's arms with super (stupid) level (unable) love Quan, the thin and long tail behind him, is still shaking happily.
Lin Changyuan's eyes kept following that naughty tail like its owner, wanting to touch it! ! !
Lin Changan was stunned, and then a little embarrassed.
Since Little Piggy likes it, then, let's pay it back, okay.
***
Zhu Feifei is very happy today!He finally, finally has his own name!
Ahhhhh, this idiot shit-shoveling officer is not so useless!
But immediately, the most unforgettable and painful thing happened in his life! !
......
Lin Changan lay on the kang and looked at the soft and cute little piggy who was having fun in his brother's arms, feeling a little envious.
Then, Lin Changan had a sudden thought, "Brother, is this piggy a male or a female?"
Lin Changyuan: ...
Lin Changyuan didn't know either!
So, he turned the little fragrant pig over very neatly, so that his belly was facing him, and then, under Zhu Fatty's bewildered and confused gaze, he pulled his hind legs apart,
"Well, it's a male."
then!
Then! !
Then! ! !
"so small!"
Lin Changyuan touched it very naturally!
touched! !
touch! ! !
touch! ! ! !
"Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!"
Shit shovel officer, you idiot!
Son of a bitch!
Stallion! !
Can you blame me!I'm still a baby!
How can you lay hands on a baby! !
Ahhhhhhhhhh! ! ! !
Lin Changyuan, who reacted quickly, covered his mouth again with great precision and familiarity, but this time the little stupid pig struggled too hard, and Lin Changyuan didn't dare to really hurt him. After all, it is so small, and he exerted all his strength, so what if he died again? manage?
So Lin Changyuan was very difficult, but Zhu Feifei in his arms was even more difficult! !There is still a little bit of bitterness faintly! !
Ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! !
Can he not struggle! ! !
help! ! ! !There are hooligans! ! ! !Indecent pig! ! !
This ruthless scumbag stallion idiot shit shovel officer! ! ! ! !
are you crazy! ! !
Didn't everyone say that touching the stomach is the bottom line? ! !
where to touch!
Where is he touching! ! !
He managed to keep his virginity for 400 years! ! ! !
That's it, that's it...
I can't think about it anymore, the pig is about to burst into tears!
This idiot! !
Heartless scumbag stallion bastard! !
Here Zhu Feifei is ashamed and angry like a big girl, while Lin Changyuan over there is also full of self-doubt.
I didn't expect the little stupid pig to have such a big reaction!Isn't he a pig?Not a little girl!
Then, for some reason, the pig in his arms stopped struggling suddenly, and turned into a pig cake... the thickness is not quite like a cake.So, fire?
That's not the point!
The point is that the stupid pig suddenly lay there, as if he had seen through the coldness of the world and had no interest in life.
At this moment, Zhu Feifei couldn't think anymore, he felt that his pig life had been mercilessly ruined by the scumbag! !
Lin Changyuan became even more suspicious. Could it be that he really went too far? ?
Lin Changan was also terrified by the scene, but he felt a little distressed when he saw the motionless little piggy.
Lin Changan whispered softly: "Brother, why don't you apologize to him."
???
what? ?
Apologize? ?
Make him apologize to a pig? ?Is his ear broken or his brain broken? ?
Zhu Feifei: Ahhhhhh I will never forgive him even if I die! !
Does an apology help?
No! ! !
Why hasn't he apologized yet! !Are you polite? Hey! !
If Lin Changyuan read correctly, the moment Chang'an said the word "apology" just now, the little stupid pig's ears seemed to move?
???
Is this to make him apologize?Then...
"Yes, sorry?"
...
......
Lin Changyuan felt that he was crazy!He actually apologized to a pig!I thought pigs could understand their own words!
He is not a pig!
And when Zhu·Huoshao·Fatfei heard I'm sorry, the flame in his heart finally dropped a little bit, just a little bit!
Scumbag shit shovel officer!Do you want him to forgive his shameless behavior in this way!
How can it be!
If an apology is useful, why do we need the police! !
Alas, he is just too kind!If it was in Taiheng Mountain, if there was a monster who dared to commit such a thing, it would not be an exaggeration to cut it into pieces and fry it! !
This idiot shit shovel officer!The reason why he can live until now is because Uncle Zhu is too soft-hearted and kind! !
Zhu Huoshao Fatty couldn't help grinding his hooves secretly, let him live for another minute!
No more! !
And Lin Changyuan looked at the spread of pigs and burned without moving but with a lively expression?The little stupid pig is also rubbing its claws secretly.
What to do, want to touch!
Will I be bitten?
The author has something to say: yes! ! !
A shit-shoveling officer who can see the expression of a pig! !What a qualified shit shoveler! ! !
(Caught off guard before the sudden big change, a super fat chapter!!! Praise!!!)
But this development is too fast! !
But only know three chapters! !
The author can't help but want to code it! ! !
From then on, Lin Changyuan couldn't get rid of the label of a scumbag stallion hahahaha!
It will always be sweet in the future! ! !
Continue to update daily, and continue to seek collections!
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The stupid author still has a lot of articles to be published here, all of which are light-hearted and sweet! ! !Little angels can leave a message for what genre you want to see! !
Go ahead, collect it!Chirp~~~
Ahhhhh!
Is it too late to regret now!
What kind of hot chicken shit shoveler is this!He wants to call the police!Someone abused cute little animals here!
However, Lin Changyuan would not give him this chance. It was just a small thing. He covered it with one hand, and the pig-killing cry turned into a soft moan, which slowly flowed out from between his fingers.
And Zhu Feifei also got into a fight with him, twisting his chubby body vigorously, but he didn't know that he was full of cuteness, which almost made Lin Changyuan laugh out loud.
"No no no!"
(Bastard!)
Lin Changan looked at the chubby cute dumpling who seemed to be very uncomfortable, and then looked at his brother who suddenly had a weird painting style, frowning and began to struggle again.
"Well, brother, why don't you give me the little piggy, it will definitely stop barking."
Lin Changyuan looked at his younger brother's little nervous expression while grabbing the hem of his clothes, but also his little expectant eyes, and gave Zhu Feifei a menacing look, wanting him to stop making trouble, but he met the pair of dripping big eyes.Lin Changyuan was startled, but his eyes were quite big.
Handing Zhu Feifei to Lin Changan's hands, Lin Changyuan was tense all the time. If this stupid pig barks again, he will definitely cover his mouth immediately!
But unexpectedly, when the little thing got into Lin Changan's arms, he obediently stopped barking!And coquettishly arching in Lin Changan's arms!
Please hug and comfort!
Lin Changyuan is a little upset again, this pig who sees things differently!She was obviously still having fun in his arms before!Forgot all about it so quickly!
What a pig! ! !
The new couple on the other side don't know Lin Changyuan's thoughts, they are enjoying a happy time happily!
Lin Changan held the little piggy carefully, feeling as if his fatherly heart was about to melt.
How can he be so small?
So small, so pitiful, and so cute!
Lin Changan didn't know why Zhu Feifei looked so strange, but he remembered what his brother said, this poor little piggy is sick!
Very poor!
Just like him, he also looks different from Lin Xiaobao.Unknowingly, a magical emotion called sympathy swept Lin Chang'an's heart and covered his eyes.
Now he sees that Zhu Feifei is really pitiful everywhere, completely ignoring his fleshy belly!
A child's heart is always the cleanest and purest. When he sees Xiaotuanzi who is weaker than himself, he immediately wants to protect him, just like his brother protects himself. I am not so useless!
The feeling of loneliness, guilt, and inferiority that had always been in his heart seemed to have been diluted. Lin Changan gently rubbed Zhu Fatty's face, and curved the corners of his mouth, revealing two small dimples.
"Little piggy, let's grow up together."
Sensing the kindness from Lin Changan, Zhu Feifei also rubbed him affectionately, but he didn't know that the knowledge that he was "ill" had been deeply imprinted in Lin Changan's mind!
Zhu Feifei is still lamenting that his charm is unmatched by pigs, and that idiot shit-shoveling officer is an idiot!
Well, this little boy who looks like bean sprouts is quite what he likes, but this kid has a big head and a small body, so it looks like he is malnourished!
But looking at him and that idiot shit shoveler, it didn't look like he was being abused.Could it be that their family conditions are very bad?
Zhu Feifei is not the kind of money-worshiping pig, but if their family is really poor, then he can't be very delicate and ask for beef jerky, yogurt and chocolate biscuits!
But this deviates from his original intention of leaving Shenshan, he simply doesn't want to recall the history of blood and tears of that month!That place where the birds don't shit is nothing but aura!
There are only sour wild fruits and ugly and cowardly wild boars!As a result, he ate most of the spirit grass!
I had no choice but to go out of the mountain, but I ran into a poor protein idiot shit shoveler again!
How can this be good? !
Zhu couldn't live without snacks. Fatty fell into deep autism.
It's just that he was distracted for a while, and with a glance, he just saw the environment he was in now.Just now I was busy fighting wits (no) with the idiot shit-shoveling officer (no)!He didn't even see his new home clearly!
That's right, Zhu Feifei, who has come out of autism, has decided to settle here, after all, he is a polite pig!You can't dislike the poor and love the rich, right?
As for the beef jerky yogurt chocolate biscuits, I can't think about it!Just thinking about Zhu Feifei couldn't help but burst into tears!
But he is already a mature pig, he can find something to eat by himself, after all, there is no end to pigs!
Just what the hell is this place! ! !
Zhu Feifei couldn't hold back, screamed again, and was covered by Lin Changyuan who was always ready!
Lin Changyuan had an expression of "I knew it" again, but the movements of his hands were extremely gentle, but Zhu Feifei couldn't care about these at the moment!
He saw clearly what could barely be called an earthen house, so in the hands of the idiot shit shoveler, he fell into deep autism again.
This can no longer be described as just a house with bare walls, this is simply not a place for pigs to live!That wall still leaks air!Not as good as his luxurious cave in the mountains! !
It seems that the shit shovel officer is poorer than he imagined.
Is this a poor mountainous area?
Like, really?
It should be quite close to the mountain where he practiced before, after all, the idiot shit shoveler came back on foot after holding him in his arms.Generally, the places close to the mountains are quite poor!
Don't talk about beef jerky yogurt chocolate biscuits now, it's not sure whether the rice can be eaten!
Perhaps, he is about to become the first pet that brings its own bento?
Why is pig life so difficult?
Could it be that the sky is going to die?
Is this just practice?
King father, queen mother, the child wants to go home! ! !
......
However, it is impossible to go home unless one realizes the Dao.
But what is the avenue?Zhu Feifei didn't know, shouldn't pigs just eat, drink and sleep?
Now that I think about it, I still can’t figure it out, so let’s think about what to do next!
Coincidentally, the two brothers of the Lin family thought the same way.
Lin Chang'an wanted to raise this little piggy, although he knew that his brother caught him to eat, but he couldn't bear it, and the little piggy was still a poor little sick pig!
The "sick pig" here does not mean to dislike it.If it were in the 21st century, sick pigs would naturally not be edible.But now it is the 70s in Huaguo, people are starving to death everywhere, how can you be in the mood to pick and choose?It is a great happiness to have a mouthful of meat!
That's why Lin Chang'an felt that the little piggy was really pitiful. He had to suffer this at such a young age!My brother still wants to eat him!
Maybe he just begged his brother?
But Lin Changyuan felt that the pig was too young, and it was a waste to eat it now.There are a lot of pigweed on the hillside. By next year, little things will grow into big fat pigs!
Just delicious!
Zhu Feifei is the one who has been considered the most. He is now 80.00% likely to be located in an extremely poor mountainous area!
Humans here can't eat enough to eat, and can't watch dramas!Can't play games!Very miserable!
Zhu Feifei is another pig who follows fate (in fact, he is lazy).Now that you're here, let's take a look at the situation first.Moreover, his shit shovel officer is too poor!He is another pig who has been educated in modern knowledge!
I'm afraid life will be more difficult without the shit shovel officer!Sometimes, helping the weak is also a kind of practice.
Just don't know if it's okay to help idiots?
Two people and one pig, they are not on the same channel at all, but they seem to have reached some great consensus?And they all think that the other party can understand their good intentions?
Another wonderful misunderstanding was born!
Lin Changyuan poked Xiaotuanzi's fleshy belly again and again, and was surprised to see the little thing that suddenly froze as if falling into deep silence.
Is this little guy mature?
Not to mention, sometimes his intuition is very accurate!But Lin Changyuan, who didn't realize this, was continuing to touch the big demon's belly with peace of mind at this moment!
After Zhu Feifei made up his mind, he felt the salty pig's hand on his stomach belatedly, and then turned his head and gave the idiot shit-shoveling officer a look.
Just touch it, it seems that all shit shovelers like to touch their stomachs, but this is his final bottom line! !
Lin Changan also looked at the cute and cute little piggy with sparkling eyes.
It's so cute! ! !
Lin Changan couldn't help stretching out his hand to touch Zhu Feifei lightly, then immediately withdrew it, as if afraid of startling a small animal, secretly put his hand behind his back and gently rubbed his fingertips, there seemed to be some warm spots on it. Feeling the touch, Lin Changan couldn't help but smile silly.
Zhu Feifei looked at this honest child and sighed, how could he be so honest!
Look at that shameless ruthless idiot scumbag officer!
Still touching!Still touching! !
……
"Brother, let's give little piggy a name."
Lin Changyuan frowned when he heard that, what's the name?Anyway, don't you still have to eat it in the end?But thinking that Lin Changan had named every chicken in the family, he didn't say anything.
On the other hand, Zhu Feifei tensed up a little nervously after hearing this, not knowing what kind of fate would meet him!Anyway, none of the names given by the previous excrement shovelers suit his wishes!Why can't it be in line with his image and aesthetics! !
'Little bean sprouts, don't let me down! ! Zhu Feifei thought of it like this.
And Lin Changyuan, who was always watching him behind him, accidentally noticed that the little stupid pig seemed to tense up suddenly, and couldn't help raising his eyebrows.
Is this stupid pig really smart? !
How can someone so stupid be smart? ?
Lin Changan was very excited!Lin Changan is gearing up!
Lin Changan: Cub?
Lin Changyuan: Not special enough.
Lin Changan: Little cutie?
Lin Changyuan: ...What do you think?
Lin Changan: Tuanzi!
Lin Changyuan: I don't like it.
......
Lin Changan: Brother, you really have a lot to ask for!
Lin Changyuan: Do things carefully!
......
Two people get together to discuss the name of a pig with great interest, but the protagonist of this event is about to have a heart attack!And secretly grinding his teeth, the picture is simply not too beautiful!
...
Lin Changan raised more than a dozen in one breath, all of which were denied by Lin Changyuan, and Ruannen's little brother was also a little angry for a while, "Then you get up!"
Lin Changyuan raised his eyebrows, and the corners of his mouth curled up secretly.
"Ah Hua!"
Fatty Zhu: ...
Zhu Feifei is really going to have a heart attack!
But Lin Zhong's loyal fan Chang'an quickly denied it for him.
"The dog at Uncle Li's house at the entrance of the village is called Ah Hua!"
Lin Changyuan suddenly realized, "Yes!"
Fatty Zhu: ...
You idiot shit shoveler, you actually compare me to a dog!You are the dog!Your whole family are dogs! !
Lin Changyuan pressed Zhu Feifei, who was about to move, and continued to name with great interest.
"Big White!"
......
"Little black!"
......
"idiot!"
"Brother, be serious!"
Lin Changyuan was a little puzzled and aggrieved, he was very serious!Then he looked down at Zhu Feifei's round curve.
Zhu Feifei immediately turned over, showing off his toned figure!And hint wildly!
Shit shovel officer, look at me!
Look at me!Look at me!Look at me!
What did you think of? !Say it out loud! !
Lin Changyuan didn't know what Zhu Feifei was suffering from. He was racking his brains at the moment...Suddenly, Lin Changyuan felt blessed.
"Call it, Fatty!"
Lin Changyuan touched Zhu Fatty's fat belly and thought the name was very good!It fits him so well!And showed the good expectations he placed!
The fatter the better! !
Lin Changan: ...
Lin Changan lowered his head feebly, expressing his inability to appreciate his elder brother.
"Brother's name is too... hard to describe!"
Zhu Feifei shouted in his heart: No, no, no!Just what I want! !
Lin Changyuan looked down at the little stupid pig who suddenly got excited, and was rubbing against his arms again, the little tail was still wagging happily, trying to hook his wrist.
Lin Changyuan couldn't help laughing, and expressed Zhu Feifei's heartfelt feelings.
"No, he likes it."
Zhu Feifei nodded frantically!
he likes!He loves it so much! !
Unexpectedly, this idiot shit shoveler unexpectedly got in touch with him!The aesthetics are surprisingly good!
He announced that this shit-shoveling officer is now so indifferent, and in a way that suits him! !
Lin Chang'an also followed Lin Changyuan's line of sight, and saw that Xiao Tuanzi, who was still alive and loveless, suddenly became agitated, circling in Lin Changyuan's arms with super (stupid) level (unable) love Quan, the thin and long tail behind him, is still shaking happily.
Lin Changyuan's eyes kept following that naughty tail like its owner, wanting to touch it! ! !
Lin Changan was stunned, and then a little embarrassed.
Since Little Piggy likes it, then, let's pay it back, okay.
***
Zhu Feifei is very happy today!He finally, finally has his own name!
Ahhhhh, this idiot shit-shoveling officer is not so useless!
But immediately, the most unforgettable and painful thing happened in his life! !
......
Lin Changan lay on the kang and looked at the soft and cute little piggy who was having fun in his brother's arms, feeling a little envious.
Then, Lin Changan had a sudden thought, "Brother, is this piggy a male or a female?"
Lin Changyuan: ...
Lin Changyuan didn't know either!
So, he turned the little fragrant pig over very neatly, so that his belly was facing him, and then, under Zhu Fatty's bewildered and confused gaze, he pulled his hind legs apart,
"Well, it's a male."
then!
Then! !
Then! ! !
"so small!"
Lin Changyuan touched it very naturally!
touched! !
touch! ! !
touch! ! ! !
"Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!"
Shit shovel officer, you idiot!
Son of a bitch!
Stallion! !
Can you blame me!I'm still a baby!
How can you lay hands on a baby! !
Ahhhhhhhhhh! ! ! !
Lin Changyuan, who reacted quickly, covered his mouth again with great precision and familiarity, but this time the little stupid pig struggled too hard, and Lin Changyuan didn't dare to really hurt him. After all, it is so small, and he exerted all his strength, so what if he died again? manage?
So Lin Changyuan was very difficult, but Zhu Feifei in his arms was even more difficult! !There is still a little bit of bitterness faintly! !
Ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! !
Can he not struggle! ! !
help! ! ! !There are hooligans! ! ! !Indecent pig! ! !
This ruthless scumbag stallion idiot shit shovel officer! ! ! ! !
are you crazy! ! !
Didn't everyone say that touching the stomach is the bottom line? ! !
where to touch!
Where is he touching! ! !
He managed to keep his virginity for 400 years! ! ! !
That's it, that's it...
I can't think about it anymore, the pig is about to burst into tears!
This idiot! !
Heartless scumbag stallion bastard! !
Here Zhu Feifei is ashamed and angry like a big girl, while Lin Changyuan over there is also full of self-doubt.
I didn't expect the little stupid pig to have such a big reaction!Isn't he a pig?Not a little girl!
Then, for some reason, the pig in his arms stopped struggling suddenly, and turned into a pig cake... the thickness is not quite like a cake.So, fire?
That's not the point!
The point is that the stupid pig suddenly lay there, as if he had seen through the coldness of the world and had no interest in life.
At this moment, Zhu Feifei couldn't think anymore, he felt that his pig life had been mercilessly ruined by the scumbag! !
Lin Changyuan became even more suspicious. Could it be that he really went too far? ?
Lin Changan was also terrified by the scene, but he felt a little distressed when he saw the motionless little piggy.
Lin Changan whispered softly: "Brother, why don't you apologize to him."
???
what? ?
Apologize? ?
Make him apologize to a pig? ?Is his ear broken or his brain broken? ?
Zhu Feifei: Ahhhhhh I will never forgive him even if I die! !
Does an apology help?
No! ! !
Why hasn't he apologized yet! !Are you polite? Hey! !
If Lin Changyuan read correctly, the moment Chang'an said the word "apology" just now, the little stupid pig's ears seemed to move?
???
Is this to make him apologize?Then...
"Yes, sorry?"
...
......
Lin Changyuan felt that he was crazy!He actually apologized to a pig!I thought pigs could understand their own words!
He is not a pig!
And when Zhu·Huoshao·Fatfei heard I'm sorry, the flame in his heart finally dropped a little bit, just a little bit!
Scumbag shit shovel officer!Do you want him to forgive his shameless behavior in this way!
How can it be!
If an apology is useful, why do we need the police! !
Alas, he is just too kind!If it was in Taiheng Mountain, if there was a monster who dared to commit such a thing, it would not be an exaggeration to cut it into pieces and fry it! !
This idiot shit shovel officer!The reason why he can live until now is because Uncle Zhu is too soft-hearted and kind! !
Zhu Huoshao Fatty couldn't help grinding his hooves secretly, let him live for another minute!
No more! !
And Lin Changyuan looked at the spread of pigs and burned without moving but with a lively expression?The little stupid pig is also rubbing its claws secretly.
What to do, want to touch!
Will I be bitten?
The author has something to say: yes! ! !
A shit-shoveling officer who can see the expression of a pig! !What a qualified shit shoveler! ! !
(Caught off guard before the sudden big change, a super fat chapter!!! Praise!!!)
But this development is too fast! !
But only know three chapters! !
The author can't help but want to code it! ! !
From then on, Lin Changyuan couldn't get rid of the label of a scumbag stallion hahahaha!
It will always be sweet in the future! ! !
Continue to update daily, and continue to seek collections!
In addition, there is an advance receipt in the column! "I picked up a bunch of hair in a horror game"
Hahahaha just opened the article and released the pre-acquisition! !There are too many memes! ! !
The stupid author still has a lot of articles to be published here, all of which are light-hearted and sweet! ! !Little angels can leave a message for what genre you want to see! !
Go ahead, collect it!Chirp~~~
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