grandpa pig in the 70s

Zhu Feifei, who was so young at a young age, was grinding his hooves viciously at this moment, and his evil spirit also soared all the way, directly crushing the weasel!

The weasel doesn't even cry now, it's even hard to breathe!

Cough cough—is this what death feels like?

Is he just another weasel 18 years from now?

"grumble--"

Sorrow came from it, and the weasel couldn't help but want to cry up to the sky and express its grief and anger, but what came out was a mournful moan.

Weasel: He dare not bark!Afraid of being beaten to death! !

However, Zhu Feifei is so good that he has a bit of conscience, a yellow-skinned child who has never seen the world, he will not really kill him.

Putting away the coercion, Zhu Feifei squinted his small eyes and stood on the stone bench, looking like a big monster.

"You, come here and kneel."

"Hey!"

The coercion disappeared, and the weasel suddenly lightened up. Does he have to die? ?

In an instant, the rest of the catastrophe, ecstasy and other emotions rushed over, breathing fresh air again, the weasel was very pleased!

As soon as the big demon opened his mouth, he naturally didn't dare to be negligent. Ma Liuer stood up, tiptoed carefully to the big demon's feet, didn't dare to look up, and knelt on the ground obediently, with his face pressed against the ground .

It feels so good to be alive!He must love life in the future!

It's just that the boss's voice sounds so tender, why is it so tender? ?But the weasel didn't dare to delve into it, for fear of being beaten!

Seeing the weasel's fearful look, Zhu Feifei finally regained his face as a big demon, and he felt a little better.

"Do you know what's wrong?"

The weasel was trembling, its big tail was tucked behind its buttocks, and it didn't dare to move.

"Small, I know I was wrong! Thank you, sir, for not killing me!"

Fatty Zhu: ...

Why is there another sick one!Sure enough, because of Jianguo's suppression, goblins are abnormal?

But for the sake of his good attitude of admitting his mistakes, Zhu Feifei didn't care so much for the time being. One counts as one, it's better than nothing!

"Well, I'm asking you, do you know what's wrong? You know, you can correct your mistakes, and there's nothing good about it..."

weasel:......

The weasel looked confused, he understood the first sentence, but what was the rest...classical Chinese? ?

The boss is worthy of being a boss, his compulsion is so high!

The weasel stammered, "Small, you have blind eyes, you shouldn't have stolen into an adult's house, and you, you even farted."

Zhu Feifei shook his head with an inscrutable expression on his face.

"Yes, no. You are wrong, you should not steal things!! And pollute the environment!"

What? ? ?

The weasel raised his head in confusion, stared at his small eyes like soybean grains, and accidentally saw the big guy's little jiojio......

so small!So what breed is the boss?

Scratching my heart and lungs, I really want to know! !

Sensing that the weasel was absent-minded, Zhu Feifei stomped his hoof, and the weasel immediately fell to the ground again in fright.

Only then did Zhu Feifei continue his education with satisfaction. There was no other way, as children in mountainous areas did not study much.

"Do you know that stealing will be punished! Do you know how serious environmental pollution will be in the future!"

weasel:......

what what? ? ?

"Those who steal, according to the seriousness of the circumstances, the lighter ones can be sentenced to a fixed-term imprisonment of less than three years, and the serious ones can be sentenced to a fixed-term imprisonment of not less than three years but not more than ten years, and they will be fined regardless of the severity!"

Zhu Feifei jumped off the stone bench and circled the weasel.

"Although the things you stole seem to be worthless, when was this? It was the 70s! If you stole three eggs, it might be all other people's property! Tell me, is it serious!"

"Not to mention, you are still farting!"

Zhu Feifei was heartbroken, and he didn't want to recall the taste that made the demon regret coming to this world!

"Do you know what the greenhouse effect is?? Do you know how much burden your fart will cause to the surrounding environment and the earth? Is this just a fart?? This is responsibility and morality! Protecting the earth is urgent! !!"

Zhu Feifei has a serious expression on his face. For a monster who has not received modern education, the three views are not normal!He doesn't want to take his younger brother out one day and be pointed at by others, this is a younger brother with a criminal record!

weasel:? ? ? ? ?

What? ? ? ?

What are you talking about?Always feel as if I heard something like the sound of the world view collapsing? ?Isn't he a demon? ?Could it be a fake?

On this side, the weasel has not yet crawled out of self-doubt, and on the other side, Zhu Feifei is squatting next to the weasel, assuming a long talk...

The weasel, who had never read a book, received another critical blow that hit the soul!

What are socialist core values?What is patriotism, dedication, integrity and friendliness?

Ah ah ah ah ah!Big boss is indeed a big boss!

Confirmed the eyes, it is a person who has studied!

If Zhu Feifei knew the weasel's cry from the soul, he would definitely wave his hooves indifferently, and then raise his proud little head inadvertently. Just a few words hahahahaha!

Weasel's blood boiled with excitement when Zhu Feifei talked about ethics, morality and personality, and he felt like his whole body was on fire!

Then, the weasel got excited and accidentally caught sight of the big guy's true face.

A small head the size of a fist, with two big black eyes, and two small black ears. The whole body is white, with a round belly, not as long as him!No, it's not a panda. Behind him is a cheerful, slender tail wagging.

The weasel only felt dizzy for a moment. Could it be the way he opened his eyes?why why......

Why is the boss a pig? ?

No, no, it's not that he discriminates against pigs, what he wants to express is that the boss is so small and cute! !There was blood all over his face! !

The weasels whose Three Views have just been rewritten, only feel that they are becoming shaky again!

Shouldn't the big monster stomp its feet and shake the world?

Why is it so cute!So cute!

Looking at such a soft and cute cutie, I can't feel awe anymore, okay!His fatherly heart is almost overflowing!

Ahhhhhh is he weaned? ?I really want to feed! ! !

Zhu Feifei didn't know that the weasel was addicted to sucking cubs and couldn't extricate himself. He was infatuated with his amazing talent. If he went a little further, he might still be the number one!

On the other side, looking at the complacent Zhu Feifei, the weasel is almost turned into a bud!I really want to call it swollen?

Will I be beaten? ?

Zhu Feifei did it by himself, yes! !

A slap woke up the weasel, who was drooling all over his hair. Zhu Feifei's eyes were sharp, and the aura of the big monster erupted instantly, suppressing the weasel until it couldn't lift its head.

The weasel couldn't help but burst into tears in his heart, he absolutely shouldn't, he shouldn't be indulging in the beauty of the big monster, what does it mean to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger!No, he is still a real pig with a tiger in his heart!

Facts have proved that your boss is still your boss, it's not something you can imagine! ! !

After learning from the painful experience, Weasel decided to change his past with all his heart, and from then on he only indulged in the knowledge of the boss!The boss is a person who has studied!

What did the ancients say?Follow the boss, there is meat to eat!

The ancients said that we will not take this blame! !

And then, Zhu Feifei didn't disappoint the weasel, and devoted himself to preaching for half an hour, until he felt his mouth was dry, and he still couldn't finish it.

Weasel's mung bean eyes have completely turned into star eyes, and the image of the boss has instantly grown in his mind, and he is no longer that cute little piggy who is not as good as him!

Zhu Feifei felt that the younger brother was well-educated. Although the younger brother went astray and stole things for a while, as long as he deeply realized his mistakes, the problem would be fine!

only......

"You steal bacon and eggs, why don't you steal chicken?"

Zhu Feifei was really puzzled. It was actually the first time he had accepted a weasel as his younger brother. Before looking for a younger brother, he would deliberately look for a good-looking boy to avoid such thugs, but now he has no choice, so he is really not very good at it. Learn about the habits of weasels.

weasel:......

This is a misunderstanding from ancient times!

"Boss, actually, we weasels don't like chicken."

Zhu Feifei's face was full of question marks, "Then why is there 'Weasel pays New Year's greetings to chickens, no good intentions'?"

weasel:......

He really has never read a book!Don't bully him!

Seeing the weasel's bewildered expression, Zhu Feifei suddenly felt that educating his younger brother was a long way to go.

"Actually, this is from an allusion... (One thousand and eight hundred words are omitted here)"

In short, after Zhu Feifei finished speaking, there were more stars in Weasel's eyes, and he was so impressed!

Boss is amazing!Know everything!

But there is one thing he still needs to clarify.

"I really don't like chicken!"

Zhu Feifei nodded, expressing his understanding. After all, he has lived a life as a monster and cannot help himself. He is often labeled with various labels, and he understands it all!Just like he used to think that human beings are scary, but in actual contact, he is an idiot, scum, stallion, ruthless, wretched shit-shoveling officer! !

Thinking of this, Zhu Feifei couldn't help grinding his teeth secretly, feeling like he wanted to bite something, which really scared the weasel on the side.

Difficult, does the boss want him to eat chicken? ?Weasel burst into tears, he really doesn't like eating QAQ!

At the same time, Lin Changyuan, the idiot shit-shoveling officer far away in Linjiacun, sneezed, rubbed his nose for some reason, and then continued to stare at the dried vegetables in a daze.

He swore that when the little stupid pig came back, he would spank his ass hard, hard!

Especially ruthless!

...

Zhu Feifei didn't know that his majesty as a big demon was about to be provoked by a two-legged beast, and he was indulging in the joy of brainwashing his younger brother!

Seeing the younger brother's admiring eyes, he almost called him father, Zhu Feifei was very satisfied, but he couldn't help but feel a little bit embarrassed.

I really didn't expect that I used to rely on blood to recruit younger brothers, but now...

The Gongdou cat was recruited by the force of the big demon; the martial arts mandrill was lured by profit + fat beating; the idiot shit shoveler relied on him to sell his beauty and flesh/body!

And the weasel relies on the great brilliance of talent, knowledge and scientific socialism...

Zhu Feifei recalled his history of accepting younger brothers, only felt that there were many difficulties and obstacles everywhere, but he conquered them one by one, it was really moving and shocking!

After successfully accepting a younger brother, and one who will serve by his side in the future, Zhu Feifei felt that he should give him a name.

The weasel was very happy when he heard it, and even felt honored. The boss has studied so many books, so he will definitely give him a super compelling name!

Happy!

Looking at the weasel's big tail that could not help but swing happily behind him, Zhu Feifei blinked.

"Rhubarb, how is it?"

weasel:......

Why, why do I always feel that this name should not be given to me?Sir, are you serious?

Yes!

Zhu Feifei asked himself, he was really serious!Isn't that a bad name?

Does the weasel dare to say that it is not good?Now he smashed his teeth and swallowed it in his stomach. He is a dumb man who can't tell if he suffers from eating Coptis chinensis!

Zhu Feifei was very satisfied with Rhubarb's "ecstatic" expression, and began to think that this might be a good little brother!

But what I have to say is that this name and "Ahua" are really similar in purpose. Is this the legendary saying that every shit shoveler must have a pet?

Enmmm, this question is too esoteric, we will not delve into it here.

...

......

After accepting a new younger brother, Zhu Feifei asked routinely.

"What kind of monster do you think I am, Boss?"

weasel:......

Boss, do you really want to be so difficult to be a monster?Is it not good to be a person (demon)?

But seeing Zhu Feifei's serious face, the weasel gradually realized that this was not a joke, and his heart was ashamed.

If the boss is not satisfied, will he be beaten to death?

The weasel, who was always worried that he would be killed, carefully looked at the big demon's face,

"Like, like Marshal Canopy, a tall, big existence?"

Fatty Zhu: ...

! ! ! !

! ! ! ! ! !

Fuck are you serious! !

Seeing Zhu Feifei's little one trembling and speechless, the weasel subconsciously thought that the boss was angry, and immediately rolled aside and curled up into a ball.

Big brother, I was wrong!Please don't kill! ! !

But the fact is that Zhu Feifei was the first time he heard a demon say that he was like his idol, and he was so excited that he couldn't express it in words, so he had to do it himself and rewarded the weasel with a spiritual fruit!

weasel:......

???

This is, see the sun through the dark clouds?Hey, God's turning point! ! !

Until holding the spirit fruit and starting to salivate, the weasel and the weasel still had an unbelievable feeling!

This is impossible!Liar!Not true!

He, he, he, he has never seen a fruit with aura in his 18 years of adulthood! !

Woo woo woo, you are so kind to me, you are my real father!Ah!

The moment the spirit fruit was eaten, the weasel rhubarb almost wanted to cry. He, he just heard the story of Journey to the West while listening to the corner of the wall. Pig, he was talking about it for a while, but he didn't think about it. The blind weasel bumped into the little fragrant pig, which made him meet the standard answer!

The ancients did not deceive me, reading more books is really good! !

How do you say that? ?

Reading break rolls, getting a God......

Not this sentence! ! !

......

What's in the book? ?

There is a big spiritual fruit in the book! ! !

ahh-

The author has something to say: So it is good to practice rhubarb and read more books!The book has its own Yan Ruyu, and the book has its own great spiritual fruit!

Lin Changyuan, who only had one storyboard, expressed his jealousy!

Daughter-in-law, his! !

Advice from a stupid author: There is still a long way to go!

Ding!

The process of signing the contract is relatively slow, the contract is still on the way, the stupid author has been letting himself go, the number of words is really a bit too much, for the time being, it will be updated every other day, it should not be too long.

By the way, save some manuscripts, the time for naked updates is not fixed every day, after today's update, it will be nine o'clock in the morning the day after tomorrow!

Chirp~~~~

Thanks to the little angels for irrigating me with nutrient solution~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of condensed green

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard! ^_^