grandpa pig in the 70s

Chapter 13 Shit Shovel Officer, Want to Eat Me!

After the separation, Lin Changyuan and Lin Changan immediately felt refreshed, and seemed to have more strength to work.

The autumn harvest is over, and the most tiring days of the year have passed. By the end of the year, the food and meat will be distributed. I hope to distribute a little more fat. Of course, it would be even better if I can feed some pigs and trotters. !

In fact, in this era, people only want food and clothing, not exquisiteness, so most people don't like pigs in the water, because they can't handle them, they are fishy, ​​and they can't boil lard.

Lin Changyuan didn't like it at first, but there was a year when there was less meat, and their family had less work points at that time, so they didn't have enough meat, so they added two pieces of pig's trotters, which made Nanny Feng very angry!

In the past, when the days were good, I could even make dumplings with meat and cut a few taels of bacon during the Chinese New Year. purchase.

But if you don’t eat meat dumplings, this year will be boring, life will be hopeless, and the whole family will have no energy in the second year.So Nanny Feng made a decision and gave Lin Changyuan and Lin Changan two pieces of pig's trotters without meat, so don't even think about eating the dumplings.

Lin Changyuan was already sensible at that time, but he felt very unbalanced in his heart. In addition, seeing his brother drooling over the dumplings, he stole the soy sauce that Feng Nai made for guests in the kitchen in a fit of anger, and put it in a small basin , and Lin Changan went up the mountain.

Picking some fragrant leaves, adding soy sauce and mountain spring water, Lin Changyuan made the first braised pig's trotters in his life without a teacher!

Originally, they didn't expect much, but they almost ate their tongues because of the delicious food!

Because all the soy sauce was added, the soy sauce was made of pure natural grains at that time, with a pure taste, plus natural and pollution-free fragrant leaves, the mountain spring water was sweet, and the pig's trotters were stewed thoroughly, which was very tasty!

One bite, smooth and tender, the sauce is accompanied by the smell of meat, Lin Changyuan wants to save face, but Lin Changan has already shed tears of emotion!

Really, wife, wife, delicious! !It's so delicious that I want to scream!It was so delicious that I burst into tears!

...

Since then, Lin Changyuan has never forgotten about pig's trotters.

It's just that Nanny Feng beat her up for stealing soy sauce last time, and after that, Nanny Feng even put all the food in her house. Their family also earned more because of their work points, and they have never been divided into pig's trotters.

But this year, the work points are all his own!Although he also wanted to share more fat, the trotters were also delicious!

Lin Changyuan was very conflicted!

In that era of poor supplies, Lin Changyuan successfully promoted to become a foodie, but this road is destined to be full of ups and downs!

However, although there are no pig's trotters, rabbit legs can still be considered.Lin Changyuan was sharpening his machete on the rock, planning to go up the mountain to try his luck again. After all, if the animals hibernate in winter, they will not be able to find prey.

Because the side room was too small and dilapidated, in the verbal battle between the old people and the captain, the firewood room was successfully returned to Lin Changyuan and his brothers.But it was such a big place in total, Zhu Feifei didn't see anyone in the house, so he went to the woodshed.

He wanted to advise Lin Changyuan as tactfully as possible without exposing himself, so that the idiot shit shoveler could make money earlier, improve the food, and buy him all kinds of delicacies that he could buy.

Eating fruit every day, he almost vomited!

Zhu Feifei ran to the firewood room with a face full of joy, and just about to hum a few times, he saw the excrement shovel officer sharpening his knife viciously, as if he was going to do something terrible!

The voice was stuck in his throat, Zhu Feifei opened his eyes wide, what is this, what is this for?

Here, Lin Changyuan heard the slight sound of the door opening, turned his head and saw a little thing coming in, fat and tender, fragrant and soft, it must be the taste in memory...

Lin Changyuan couldn't help but move his gaze down slowly, put it on the pig's trotter, and swallowed...

Fatty Zhu: ...

Zhu Feifei didn't expect that as soon as he came in, he would see such an explosive scene!

Shit shovel officer, what are you doing!What are you sharpening your knife for!

Look at what my trotters are doing! ! !Are you thinking of braised pig's trotters! ! !

Zhu Feifei sensed the answer very keenly again, and remembered that humans eat pigs, boil lard, stir-fry pork liver...

Zhu Feifei... Zhu Feifei couldn't help but his forelegs softened, and he knelt down with a "click"! !

Fatty Zhu: ...

No!It's not that I want to kneel!

Legs, take some breath! !

Lin Changyuan was stunned for a moment when he received this great obeisance, and then he saw Zhu Fatty's face full of surprise, self-doubt, and lovelessness, and he burst out laughing with a "puchi".

Seeing such a complicated expression on a pig's face again, the shit-shoveling officer laughed openly and very unkindly.

And Zhu Feifei is obviously not on the same channel as him, looking at the shit-shoveling officer who suddenly smiled "insidiously", this is, is this going to do it!

Pig God immediately moved back, and Zhu Feifei got up with a "swish" very flexibly, and "swish" out again.

help!I'm going to eat pigs! ! !The shit-shoveling officer is finally going to kill me! !

I don't know which filter Zhu Feifei used, but I know that after the 70s, his pig nerves have been tense, and his head is full of pig liver and lard.

Although he is a demon, he is different from that kind of animal, but he has the body of a pig, so what if someone wants to eat it by mistake?

Zhu Feifei always felt that he was living in dire straits!

After running like this, Zhu Feifei ran to the river, hid in a piece of reeds, hid and fell asleep.

The meticulous and heartless Zhu Feifei ran away, leaving Lin Changyuan alone in place, what happened?

Lin Changyuan was puzzled, but he wasn't worried. How could he understand what a pig's mind was thinking?

Besides, it's not an ordinary pig, so it can't be lost.So continue to sharpen the knife with peace of mind.

I just kept grinding, but I couldn't help but worry. Although it was not an ordinary pig, it was a little more intelligent and better-looking than ordinary pigs.He is so small, if someone bumps into him, he will add food every minute!

The more he thought about it, the more anxious he became, and the more he thought about it, the more he couldn't sit still. Lin Changyuan stood up abruptly, and he had to go out to look for it before he felt relieved!

I just walked all over the Lin Family Village, but I didn't even find a single pig hair!Also met many enthusiastic aunts.

"In the long run, what are you doing?"

Lin Changyuan smiled, "It's nothing, Chang'an said that the homework book was lost on the road, I'll look for it."

The aunts were very enthusiastic, "Would you like us to help you!"

"No need, I guess he's dropped out of school."

Farewell ladies, it's getting dark, Lin Changyuan's face is so dark that ink drips out.

Does this pig know that people are sinister?Not everyone is like him, if they are caught, they will immediately blame Bald!

Just looking at the sky, Changan was still at home, Lin Changyuan was worried, afraid that Nanny Feng would come over to make trouble while he was away, so he had to go back first.

Just walking to the door of the house, Lin Changyuan stood still again, looked back, and saw a trail that was dyed red by the setting sun, without the shadow of a pig that was always farting.

Unable to tell whether it was a loss or something, Lin Changyuan didn't think about it, but still entered the house.

Afraid that Changan was worried, he didn't tell him. When Changan asked Zhu Feifei, Lin Changyuan had no choice but to tell a random lie temporarily. However, Lin Changan believed his brother habitually, so he had no doubts.

At night, when Chang'an fell asleep, Lin Changyuan tossed and turned, got up secretly again, packed matches and a kerosene lamp, and quietly went out.

Isn't it just a pig, if it's gone, it's gone, but it's just missing two bites of meat!But Lin Changyuan just damn cares!

I don't know since when, the little stupid pig has become a kind of... companion?When this word came out, even Lin Changyuan himself was startled!

Is he crazy?But a pig!

......

Maybe, he's just crazy.

I no longer think about fattening piglets every day. When I see him, I can't help but want to laugh. When Chang An is injured, he will feel at ease when he is there.

Lin Changyuan attributed this to the fact that Zhu Feifei is not an ordinary pig, and is also suspected of being Lin Changan's savior... Enzhu... although he also knows that this is ridiculous!

It's just that this pig has been with them for so long and brought them so much joy, and when it ran away suddenly, Lin Changyuan was so angry that he wanted to get it back and spank his butt, it's not an exaggeration!

After finding a perfect reason for himself, Lin Changyuan suddenly felt that he was normal.

And if he was born in the future, he would understand that this is actually a very simple "I am the father of pets" mentality.

Pets are a kind of companionship and sometimes a kind of sustenance, especially after you have experienced many things together, many people even regard pets as family members.

At that time, Lin Changyuan didn't know that he was planning to go up the mountain, and that's where he found Zhu Feifei in the first place.

If it was before, Lin Changyuan would never believe that he would be so crazy about a pig, but now, he couldn't help but not believe it.

After searching for a full three hours, the kerosene lamp was almost burned out. Lin Changyuan even saw traces of large animals moving. It might be dangerous to continue like this, but Zhu Feifei was still not found.

In the middle of the moon, Lin Changyuan leaned against a tree to rest, watching the flickering kerosene lamp, his heart suddenly calmed down.

At the beginning, the little stupid pig was not afraid of people at all, and bumped into him, and then he showed a more human side. He always thought that he was different and not afraid of people, but obviously, no matter how human he was, , he is just a pig.

I ran away suddenly this afternoon, maybe I just saw something. Now everyone wants to eat pork. It’s not safe for him to always be by his side. It’s better to return to the mountains and feel at ease. He’s so smart, I believe no matter where he goes, he can Had a great time.

By my side, I couldn't take good care of him, and I never gave him anything.

Thinking of this, Lin Changyuan walked back step by step with heavy steps.

It would be better if he left...

***

A burst of morning dew wet the curly eyelashes, Zhu Feifei stretched his waist, and rose to face the morning sun.

It was daylight? ?The heartless Zhu Feifei didn't expect that he would wake up until dawn!But why did he sleep by the river?

The shit shoveler wants to eat him! !

Zhu Feifei suddenly remembered, and there was another burst of beating his chest and stamping his feet!

Heartless shit shoveler, it's fine if others want to eat me, but I'm so kind to you, and you want to eat me too! !Doesn't your conscience ache? ? ?

Heartbroken, Zhu Feifei stared at the river in a daze...

By the way, did the shit shoveler say he was going to eat him? ?

Maybe not......

No, although the shit-shoveling officer didn't say it, he must have thought so in his heart, after all, he looks so delicious! !

So determined, Zhu Feifei continued to stare at the clear river, stared at it, and became hungry... Sigh, I don’t know if the shit shoveler ate it? ?Seeing him drink a bowl of extremely thin porridge and eat half a vegetable dumpling every meal, no wonder he looks like a skinny chicken!

Zhu Feifei continued to stare, stare, and went down to catch two big fat fish.

Putting the fish into the Lingfu, Zhu Feifei sighed, and then a white shadow flashed, and Zhu Feifei ran towards the deep mountain.

Although it is unforgivable for the shit shovel officer to want to eat himself!But it's not a sin to die, if he sees the idiot shit-shoveling officer sharpening his knife insidiously at him, staring at his pig's trotters, he must, must let him know how to write the word "regret"! !

It is impossible for Zhu·Zhenaojiao·Fatfei to admit that he was chasing rumors, worrying too much, and misunderstood a poor shit-shoveling officer... Anyway, the pig's brain is only that big.

The poor animals on the mountain once again felt the breath of the big monster, and they all lay down on the ground not daring to move, while Zhu Feifei was like an emperor who pretended to travel in micro-clothes but was full of ostentation. Looking at the thousands of people prostrate on the ground, Bel Have a face!

Just looking at the shivering little faces, Zhu Feifei chose phobia instead. No matter which one he chooses, the chosen one always looks at him with pitiful eyes. Zhu Feifei feels his head is very big!He has no penchant for cruelty to animals!

In desperation, Zhu Feifei had no choice but to find a few animals that died unexpectedly... After all, there are countless animals in the deep mountains, and there are many accidental deaths.

What fell to death, snatched someone else's wife and was beaten to death... I hope you can be a cute little animal in the next life!

The more sufferings you have suffered in life, the easier it will be for you to have a good pregnancy in the next life.I just hope that even if these small animals who died did not stay in the mountains to breed plagues, they will at least have to change from wild animals to domesticated ones, and get a registered residence in the city or something, even if they cannot become adults in the next life.

Alas, he just can worry! !

Worrying about this was much more worrying. After Zhu Feifei explained the knowledge of the new era to the animals in the mountain, the sun was about to set again on this day.

Zhu Feifei looked at the sun and hurried back, but he didn't know that Lin Changyuan, who had been looking for him all night yesterday and worried too much, had already fallen honorably at his post and successfully fell ill!

***

Zhu Feifei was almost home, so he conjured up the little animals and dragged them in with great difficulty.

Be sure to let them know how much you have paid for this home!Let them have a good understanding of their family status!

Panting, he finally dragged into the courtyard, and when he reached the door of the house, he heard Lin Changan's anxious voice from inside.

"Brother, let's go to the hospital, brother!"

Hearing this, Little Bean Sprout looked like he was about to cry, what happened to the idiot shit shoveler?

At this time, Lin Changyuan was in a daze, the temperature had already reached 40 degrees, and he couldn't hear what Lin Changan was saying at all.

At that time, there was no thermometer, and Lin Changyuan didn't know that he had a fever at first. After all, he hadn't been sick for many years, and it was Lin Changan who first discovered what was wrong with him.

Lin Changyuan didn't take it seriously at first, but later he became more and more uncomfortable, so he went to bed and asked Chang'an to give him hot compresses.

It's just that for some reason, his head became heavier and heavier, and he slowly began to think wildly, but he didn't know whether he was awake or asleep.

Lin Changan was very anxious at the side. Seeing his brother's appearance, he definitely couldn't delay any longer, so he took fifty cents and went to the clinic in the commune to get some antipyretic medicine first.

Hearing the commotion in the room, Zhu Feifei dodged to the side, and the anxious Lin Changan didn't notice Zhu Feifei who was right by the door for a moment.

Zhu Feifei looked puzzled, looked into the room, and then looked at the back of Lin Changan running away, and then entered the room leisurely.

Jumping onto the kang, I saw the idiot excrement shovel officer blushing like a monkey's ass!

Really, why did he find trouble for him when he was not around!Do I want to stay close to each other in the future!

Zhu Feifei once again deeply affirmed his family status, and very helplessly stepped forward to rub the shit shovel officer's face, ah, it's so hot!a bit dangerious!

Medicines these days have limited effects, and the shit-shoveling officer has already burned to 40 degrees, and he can’t wait any longer without knowing if there is any medicine. Zhu Feifei sighed helplessly, let’s see, in the end, it’s not up to him !

Sure enough, the greater the ability, the greater the responsibility! !

Zhu Feifei sighed, and leaned forward to look at the frowning face of the shit-shoveling officer. Looking at it this way, the shit-shoveling officer is actually quite handsome...

Bah bah bah!What was he thinking about!Are you out of your mind?

Lin Changyuan was indeed not the popular face at that time. At that time, the Chinese character face was popular, and his face was upright. Although Lin Changyuan's face was also angular, it was thin and long, and it was more like the appearance of idols in the 21st century. Zhu Feifei was used to it Looking at it through the eyes of variety shows, Lin Changyuan is indeed very handsome, but he is a bit dark because of the sun all year round, but this makes him look more masculine!

However, Zhu Feifei will not admit it!snort! ! !

After thinking about it for a while, I still have to get down to business first!

Zhu Feifei slowly moved forward and stood next to Lin Changyuan's face. Then, he slowly stretched out his pink pig tongue, and licked... licked the corner of Lin Changyuan's mouth! !

!!!

Lin Changyuan felt a hot and humid touch in a daze, and he stretched out his tongue unconsciously, and happened to touch the soft...little tongue that hadn't been able to retract in the future.

Fatty Zhu: ...

Zhu Feifei fell onto the kang with his ass, his pig's face flushed instantly!

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! !

Idiot, ruthless scumbag stallion shit shovel officer! ! !

I just want to heal you!Just give you some inspiration!You always try to take advantage of me! ! ! !

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa! ! !

My first kiss! ! !

Also, still TM is,,,, tongue/kiss! ! ! ! !

Is it so explosive! ! !

Zhu Feifei flew out in a fit of anger, and Lin Changyuan, who was still in a daze, suddenly felt a pain in his face.

hiss--! ! !

The author has something to say: enmmmmm is so explosive!

The author who is preparing to sign the contract does not know the word count at all, and is very satisfied with this progress!

But I still feel a little embarrassed to write it before, the stupid author is actually an author who can't write emotional lines! ! !shock! ! ! !

There are many deficiencies in the writing of a newcomer. It is also the first time to write a daily article. I hope that there will be progress every day.

Next time I plan to write an infinite stream of plots, and I will pre-order "Picking up a Blob of Hair in a Horror Game", it is a very interesting book!There are many, many, detailed outlines!

Or "The male protagonist fights in the house every day", currently only brain holes, hahahahaha

In addition, there are still many brain holes that have not been pre-accepted, for fear of scaring the little angels~~~ For example, interstellar, fast travel, campus... I have long had brain holes, but I have only started writing now!

enmmmm Laziness and sickness Rong Bao needs a hug from the cutie!Chirp~~~

Tap the screen to use advanced tools Tip: You can use left and right keyboard keys to browse between chapters.

You'll Also Like