grandpa pig in the 70s

Mount Taiheng is full of spiritual energy, shrouded in clouds and mist, and full of natural resources and earthly treasures. It is a fairyland, most suitable for cultivation.

It's just that this holy land of cultivating immortals has been occupied by a group of pig spirits since ten thousand years ago, and this group of pig spirits seems to have a lot of background, and they have drawn a barrier.

And among these ten thousand pig essences, there is a rather delicate pig, whose first name is Zhu Qingsui, and whose nickname is Zhu Feifei. .

It is said that Zhu Feifei's wife, wife...grandfather and the Marshal Tianpeng who was demoted to the earth were born in the same litter, and Zhu Feifei is also the great-great-great-great-great-great of the Marshal Tianpeng... ... the grandson, he is a descendant of the gods who are serious!

Now that the way of heaven is declining, it is difficult for ordinary goblin monks to cultivate into immortals!Therefore, getting a bloodline of the god race has become the dream of all intelligent creatures. Even a bloodline of one ten-thousandth is enough for Zhu Feifei to become a generation of little overlords in Taiheng Mountain, commanding thousands of younger brothers!

And now the King of the Mount Taiheng is Zhu Feifei's father. As His Highness the Second Prince, Zhu Feifei can be said to be loved by thousands of people.

But unfortunately, this chic and carefree day officially came to an end on a sunny afternoon.

That day was Zhu Feifei's 250th birthday. As a descendant of Marshal Tianpeng, he was born in a place like Mount Taiheng, where aura does not cost money, and even a stupid pig can take shape!

As a result, Zhu Fei became fatter.

And then, out of joy, old man Zhu kicked Zhu Feifei out of Mount Taiheng, and let Zhu Feifei go to practice on his own!

Oh, this bad dad~

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The ancients said that every pig that becomes a fairy must experience extraordinary tortures. As the saying goes, a pig will be entrusted with a great mission, and it must first suffer from painstaking efforts, exhausting muscles and bones, and starving its skin...

Ever since he was a child, Fatty Zhu has always fallen asleep with the stories about the human world told by Mother Pig.

It is said that there are monks everywhere in the world, and they can fight anytime and anywhere. They are more barbaric than goblins!

It is said that it is very difficult to disguise as a human being, you have to wear clothes, and you have to use chopsticks to eat!

It is said that the spiritual energy in the world is thin and the conditions are difficult, but anyone who can become a master in the world is a great power, and the goblins will run away when they see it.

It is said that the world... eats pigs!The world is very scary!

But it is the tradition of the Taiheng Mountain Pig Clan to go down the mountain to practice. It is precisely because humans are so terrifying that pigs have to face up to difficulties. The more suffering they suffer in the mortal world, the easier it is to ascend!

Therefore, Zhu Feifei had also prepared for it long ago, and prepared countless natural materials and earth treasures in the Lingfu, but he didn't expect that Zhu's father would play so crisply and neatly, without caring about the relationship between father and son, and without messing around at all!

Heh~ Presumably, when he was still young, Old Zhu also kicked his brother like this.

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Zhu Feifei was kicked into the mortal world by Zhu's father, and he felt extremely terrified in his heart, and he didn't know if the treasures he picked were enough.The spiritual energy in the world is thin, so it is certain that no good spiritual grass and fruit can be bred, and you can't get enough to eat, so how can you practice?Want to starve a pig?

Moreover, the monks in the world are so barbaric, and they still eat pigs. What if he meets a powerful 250-year-old piglet who is just hardened?

Pig life is tough!

It's just that things seem to be starting to develop in some subtle way.

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"Baby, eat a grape!"

"Baby, drink grandma!"

"Baby, Mommy bought you new clothes!"

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The kind-hearted person in front of her who calls herself a pig mother is Zhu Feifei's third owner, a shit-shoveling officer who is rooted in the 21st century!

Speaking of the term shit-shoveling officer, Zhu Feifei learned it from a smart cat.

Let's say that that day Zhu Feifei was kicked into the world, and suddenly turned into his original shape, holding his waist (pretending to have a waist) and taking a deep breath, he didn't even feel a trace of aura!Zhu Feifei was extremely terrified!

Is this experience?This is the end!

Of course, it's impossible to finish. After all, Zhu Zhenfu Second Generation Feifei has prepared a lot of spiritual grass and spiritual fruit, enough for him to eat for a long time, at least he won't starve to death!

It’s just that I didn’t expect the environment in the human world to be so bad, and human beings to live so hard, and there are still people who can become powerful people like this. Human beings are really terrible!

Also eat pigs!

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After about seven or eight days, Zhu Feifei finally wandered out from the deep mountains and old forests.The goblin is new here, so he must find a hidden place to stay. After all, if he accidentally falls into the crowd, he will be caught and eaten...?

In Zhu Feifei's heart, what kind of existence is a human being? !

In this way, with the fear of human beings in his heart, eating some stored food and drinking some spiritual milk every day, Zhu Feifei entered the world.

Then, a pair of big hands suddenly grabbed (hugged) Zhu Feifei. Zhu Feifei couldn't touch the bottom of human beings, so he didn't dare to move around for a while.

Then he found out in horror that he was imprisoned (raised)?

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After coming to the human world, Zhu Feifei discovered that the information of the pig clan is really backward!The world is not what they imagined at all!

There are no flying monks in the world, only flying chickens (machines)!

There are no monster mounts running around in the world, only large pieces of iron!

The houses in the world are very tall, and I don't know what kind of magic is used. Human beings can fly to the top of the buildings without using swords!

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The world is really amazing!

In the world, he has one more, mother?

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It was said before that the way of heaven is declining and it is not easy to become a fairy, but now there is no trace of aura in the world, and it is also affected by the prohibition of becoming a spirit after the founding of the People's Republic of China. Zhu Feifei didn't find a single one of his kind here!

However, there is one cat with intelligence.

The cat didn't know what kind of messy inheritance it was, or maybe it had watched too many Gongdou dramas, so it took a group of younger brothers from the neighbor's community to hold meetings all day long, saying that they were like ancient imperial concubines, and humans just served them. The maids and eunuchs of the urinals, so they are the excrement shovel officers!It is the lowest species!They say east, and the shit-shoveling officers must not go west. All human beings who resist the order are not worthy of shoveling shit for them!

A group of cats, cats and dogs got together, and they didn't understand the language, but they were so excited that they looked like a cult.

During that time, cats and dogs jumped around in the community all day long, making people panic, thinking that they had contracted some kind of rabies!Until Zhu Feifei came, beat up the cat, and became the new boss!

As a big demon who can change form, Zhu Feifei has no sense of shame when he beats up a kitten. What kind of shame does a goblin talk about?In the demon world, only the strong eat the jungle!

But that cat is not a goblin, at most it is half of Zhu Feifei's kind, but it has only opened its spiritual intelligence. If it has not even activated its spiritual intelligence, it can only be regarded as an animal. in the recipe.

After Zhu Feifei was captured by human beings of unknown origin, he was imprisoned in a small room. At first, Zhu Feifei was really scared. Unexpectedly, he tried his best to hide his evil spirit, but he still Discovered by cunning humans!

It was only later that even the pigs realized something was wrong!

The human beings don't need to torture it, and they don't eat it, and they feed it miraculous and delicious food that it has never eaten before every day!Still hug him to bask in the sun and take a walk!

In this way, Zhu Feifei, who had no ambition to cultivate at all, lost his sense of crisis and gained a few pounds without heart!

Then, Zhu Feifei beat up the little cat and learned a lot of modern knowledge.

For example, today is the 21st century of Huaguo, an era of rapid technological development, and an era of pet domination!

Pets are the treasures in the hands of shit shovelers, sweetheart, good son (daughter)!

For another example, the father and mother who are often talked about by shit shovelers mean father, queen and queen!

After hearing this, Zhu Fei was almost blown away!Shameless human beings want to be their own father and mother!Don't you have a B number in mind?

Then, Zhu Feifei shamefully sank into pet snacks!

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In the days when he was used to being a pet son, the more Zhu Feifei looked at the cat who was addicted to watching dramas all day, the more he disliked it.What about pets dominating, that is, bringing a group of little kids who are not even a fraction of his age and have no spiritual intelligence to engage in cults every day!

This is really the lowest younger brother he has ever accepted!

But without that cat, Zhu Feifei wouldn't be able to adapt to life in the world so quickly. Anyway, he won't be able to find a second little brother, so let's just make do with it.

It's just that although a spiritually intelligent animal is only one step away from becoming a spirit, it is still a thousand miles away.

If goblins do not encounter any natural or man-made disasters, their lifespan is extremely long, and they can still cultivate into immortals.As for animals that have only opened their intelligence, although their lifespan has been extended, it is not just a few dozen years.

Demons don't get sick, but animals do.What Gongdoumao admires most about Zhu Feifei is that he can no longer take injections and medicines, but vaccines, in order not to attract the attention of humans, still cannot be avoided!

Although he always said he hated it, Zhu Feifei did learn a lot from that Gongdou cat.

For example, the lifespan of most cats, dogs, and little pigs is only ten years, and Zhu Feifei has an image of frozen age. In the eyes of humans, ten years is like ten days on Zhu Feifei. Fat is still the same size as when he first came to the world, except that he is a little fatter.

So in order not to attract attention, Zhu Feifei had to feign death or run away frequently, and the cat was always by his side.What did you say that you want to learn cultivation from the big brother, hold your thighs tightly and want to go to the world of cultivating immortals to have a look.

Gongdoumao has been living in the modern age since he became enlightened, and has never met a demon.

Maybe it's the nature of longing to become a demon, maybe it's a bit of inheritance that I got by chance, Gongdoumao has actually been yearning for the blissful world full of monks and big monsters.

It is said that there is plenty of spiritual energy there, and there are many unheard of spiritual grasses and spiritual fruits.There, should be its final belonging...

Gongdou Mao has been with Zhu Feifei for 50 years, and finally, Gongdou Mao is exhausted.

Every realm has to go through a calamity, like a monk who has to go through a catastrophe to become an immortal. Although it is much easier for a demon to practice than a monk, for most beasts, if they want to become a demon and step into the threshold of practice, it is a big challenge in itself. Doom.

After all, not all animals are as lucky as Zhu Feifei. They are born with the blood of the gods, born as great demons, and becoming immortals is just around the corner.

Today's Gongdoumao is about to face the last and greatest catastrophe in its life.

"Big, my lord, the demon world, really, there are so many spirit herbs?"

At this time, Gongdou Mao was dying, but its eyes were shining brighter than ever before, Zhu Feifei knew that the time had come.

If an animal wants to become a demon, it needs to cross six paths, and each path requires an opportunity, which is commonly known as crossing the catastrophe.

The first five realms are all minor calamities, and Gongdoumao has successfully passed through them, and the last one is the calamity of life and death. If you cross it, you can enjoy the infinite lifespan of a demon. If you don't cross it, you can only return to the animal path and reincarnate.

In fact, Gongdoumao can be regarded as the son of luck. In the modern age where there is no spiritual energy, he opened up his spiritual wisdom, and met Zhu Feifei, a big demon senior.

Zhu Feifei had already calculated the catastrophe of Gongdoumao, and he also intended to teach him the way of cultivation on weekdays. At this time, he dug out a Linglong Grass from the Lingfu to help him become a demon.Even if it is a thank you gift for the company for 50 years.

Even in the demon world, Linglong grass is extremely rare. After all, with Linglong grass, there is a [-]% chance of becoming a demon.

Logically speaking, Linglong Grass is of no use to Zhu Feifei. After all, he was born as a demon, but Taiheng Mountain has a lot of spiritual grass, and Linglong Grass is sweet and sour, and the taste is good, so Zhu Feifei set out Before, I still prepared a lot.

Gongdou Mao didn't know what Zhu Feifei was holding, but felt a faint breath from above, which was very comfortable.

It's no wonder that Gongdoumao is ignorant of goods, it is actually a bumpkin who has never seen the market, and doesn't even know what aura is!

The Linglong Grass turned into spiritual milk and slid into its stomach. Gongdou Mao faintly felt a warm current gushing out from its dantian, and the whole cat seemed to be melting.

Gradually, something became clearer and clearer in Gongdoumao's mind. If it was said that it was just a toddler babbling when it was enlightened before, it could not be fully inherited, and it only knew a little about demons, then now, it seems to be Rapid growth, from a child, to a teenager, to an old age, it seems to have experienced a whole life again!

Becoming a demon, cultivating, Dao... These things became more and more clear in its mind. When it realized something, it suddenly looked at Zhu Feifei, and its eyes gradually became moist.

Zhu Feifei waved his hooves, "I'm still your boss after all. And there's only so much I can do, it's up to you.

If it succeeds, then you can cross the six realms, reshape your physical body, and practice again from a young demon. If you fail, you can only return to the animal realm and reincarnate. "

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The doom of becoming a demon can only be borne by himself, Zhu Feifei set up a magic circle for Gongdoumao, and left.

Whether it succeeds or fails, if there is a destiny, we will always meet again in the future.

From this point of view, Zhu Feifei looks like a monk.

Through experience, what you cultivate is not only the law, but also the heart.

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In this way, Zhu Feifei became a lonely pig again in the world, and the shit shoveling officers changed one after another, and occasionally went to the deep mountains to develop and go offline, lectured and fought with animals.

After another 100 years, even Zhu Feifei himself forgot that he hadn't transformed for a long time.

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