Good night Daddy, okay?

Yang Duoduo:

Yang Duoduo, who was wandering around with a dog, expressed a little sadness. Those two people really didn't take me seriously anymore. They were very affectionate all day long. Have you ever considered the feeling of a single dog? Showing affection and being struck by lightning !

snort!Show off your love!I am a dog free and easy, the rivers and lakes are free to do as I please!

"Woof~~~" Dear~~~

A three-tone dog barking came from behind, and Yang Duoduo became even more depressed when he heard it, it was the Erha from the fish lip next door again!How can you be so stupid, how can you be so stupid? !So embarrassing to our husky, I don't know this dog, stay away from me!Yang Duoduo pretended not to hear the dog barking, with his chin raised and his expression proud.

"Woof, woof, woof..." My dear, I brought you my favorite teething toy~ I give it to you, do you like it?

Yang Duoduo glanced at the dog next to him, and instantly felt blind. How could such a tall and mighty husky make such a stupid expression? It's too insulting to the noble blood of a husky. This dog must have a genetic mutation!

"Wang woo~" Erha was a little lost, and his tail that was wagging happily was dragged down.Why are you swollen ignoring me?I love you so hot, no, I love you so hot!

Hmph, am I, the noble and glamorous me, something that ordinary fools can pursue?

Erha looked at Yang Duoduo's upright neck, stopped suspiciously and scratched his ears with his hind legs, why is it swollen, my dear, so arrogant today, is it a cat demon possessed?Quietly lean up to smell it, ah, it still has the charming smell, the eyes are still so smart, the ears are still so cute, the waist is still so fit, isn’t this my dear.

Then why is it so arrogant today?Could it be that you want me to coax it well, but it is too embarrassed to act like a baby to me? !I'm so smart, my dear, I will definitely pamper you!Erha's eyes were instantly 200 watts bright, and he wagged his tail cheerfully and rubbed against him. Yang Duoduo, who was upset (ashamed), turned around and gave him a sip.

Hey, Duoduo, just say so if you want to kiss me, and I won't resist, why are you so overbearing?Now leave a mark and other dogs will know that I am your dog, so high-profile, I will be embarrassed~

……

This is not true, Yang Duoduo squatted in the corner facing the wall thinking about his past, until now he still can't believe that he let that Fanyu and Erha get it!

"Yang Duoduo has eaten." Yang Junle shouted holding the dog bowl.

If you don't eat, don't bother me, let me be a dog and be quiet for a while!It was you who showed your affection every day and blinded my titanium alloy dog ​​eyes and hurt my fragile little heart. Otherwise, how could I, who is noble and glamorous, agree with that fish-lipped erha? !

"Strange, why are you not active in eating anymore?" Yang Junle looked at Yang Duoduo's sad back in wonder, and muttered, "Could it be that he finally realized that he is fat and wants to lose weight?"

You are fat, and your whole community is fat!You are the culprit!

"Wow, woof, woof..." There was a cheerful dog barking outside, come out and play together, I brought you a gift~~ A token of love~~

I don't want to go, I'm not stupid!I have to think behind closed doors for half a year, no, two months!

"What's the matter with Duoduo recently? You haven't gone out for more than a month." Yang Junle finally started to worry, and said to Qin Yue: "Do you think it's melancholy? .”

"Don't worry, it won't." As he spoke, he glanced at Yang Duoduo's stomach with a clear face.

"Hmm." Yang Duoduo lay on the ground to cover his round belly, hypnotized himself, no one noticed, I just gained a little weight!

Another half month has passed...

"Wang woo..." My dear, I came to see you, why don't you come out, I'm so sad~~~

Yang Duoduo, who was sleeping, was awakened by a howling dog, and was immediately pressed to the ground by a swoop. "Wow!" Who!it stink!

"Xiaoha!" Yang Junle was startled and quickly pulled Erha up from Yang Duoduo: "Duoduo is pregnant, don't press her down!"

"Woof~" Erha!Yang Duoduo finally saw the thing in front of him clearly. It was dirty, smelly and thin, but it was indeed Erha!How did it become like this? !

"Hey, you are too dirty, you have to wash it clean before you can play with Duoduo."

"Wang~" Erha followed Yang Junle into the bathroom, and looked back at Yang Duoduo, crying.I waited for you outside for a long time, but you didn't come out.

Yang Duoduo took two steps in place anxiously, feeling guilty.

After a long time of waste, Yang Junle finally cleaned Erha, brought him a big bowl of dog wolf to feed it, and stroked its head: "Look, it has been wandering around for a long time, so good, I don't know where it came from." Lost."

"I've been away for so long, I guess I can't find its owner. Seeing how he knows Duoduo so well, you say Duoduo's puppy..."

"That's right!" Yang Junle's eyes lit up: "This must be the dog daddy!"

So Erha stayed in this house, with food and shelter, a wife and children, and was very satisfied.

Yang Junle is very satisfied with Erha's arrival, for example:

Someone rings the doorbell.

"Duo, go and open the door!"

"Woof~" Honey, you rest, I'll come!Run to open the door.

Newspaper arrives.

"Woof~" I'm coming!

Carry vegetables.

"Woof~" I'm coming!

The master goes home.

"Woof~" I'm coming!Slippers are at hand.

Play with the little master.

"Woof~" I'm coming!

Yang Duoduo kicked him, he was too good at fighting for favor!The only satisfaction is when eating meat.

"Woof~" Meaty wife eats!

From this point of view, I will reluctantly accept this Erha to stay.Yang Duoduo wagged his tail happily, gorging on meat and soup.

Yang Duobao:

Yang Duobao has always had a little trouble since he could remember, why is my charm so great?So many people like me, I am embarrassed.

With a bulging white bun face, Yang Duobao looks at the sky at 45°, bright and sad.

"Here's the cake." A cool guy in denim came over with a small plate of cake.

"I won't accept your cake," Yang Duobao sighed melancholy: "People like me are born to be lovers of the masses, how can I accept you alone? How many people will be hurt by this? "

"My mother gave it to you," the little cool brother Qin Zeduo was very calm about Xiao Baozi's narcissism: "What TV series are you watching recently?"

""The Domineering President Comes to the Bowl"."

"What a mess," Qin Zeduo frowned, "I told you not to watch these idol dramas, you will be stupid."

"You're stupid! I don't want to watch those disgusting horror movies about killing people and solving crimes!" What does it mean to be stupid?Anyway, it's not a good thing!

Qin Zeduo looked down at the little bun sitting on the small bench: "Do you think it's so easy to be a popular lover? At least a popular lover can't sit on this kind of childish cartoon small bench."

"Huh!" I like it!Even if you say that, I won't give you the little bench!

"And a popular lover must be able to make a lot of money, drive a lot of luxury cars, learn to paint, play the piano, play chess and dance, read a lot of books, and take a lot of classes!"

Yang Duobao's face was troubled, he didn't know many things, and he didn't want to take many, many classes.

"So you should be my daughter-in-law. Being my daughter-in-law, you can sit on a small bench as you like. You don't need to make money, you don't need to study so much, you don't need to take a lot of tutoring classes. I will help you with everything."

It sounds good, but Yang Duobao is a little cautious.

"And I won't say that you're stupid watching idol dramas."

"it is good!"

Many years later, Yang Duobao didn't know whether to cry or laugh at today's "good", in short, he felt pain and happiness.

(Ju is sad and happy?)

☆、Extra: Guinea Pig Prince

"Lele~ Xiaolele~ Doudoule~ Get up soon~~~"

Who called me early in the morning?Impatiently, Yang Junle turned over and buried herself in the quilt, closed her eyes and continued to sleep, completely ignoring her, wondering if pregnant people need to sleep more?

"Yang Junle!" The gentle call immediately changed into the roar of the Hedong lion.

"Who is it?" Yang Junle woke up, glared at the person coming, and asked inexplicably, "Who are you? Why are you in my room?"

"Me?" The visitor immediately put away his ferocious expression, smiled gently (ferociously), brushed his hair, raised his head, and straightened his chest.Proud, proud and radiant, the scenery is infinitely gorgeous and dazzling... He introduced himself: "I am smart, cute, generous, gentle, beautiful and charming... The future great goddess writer Milk Powder who has countless ideas in his head, but only wrote a short essay!"

"?" What kind of mess?Is it a female nerve?

"You can't understand that it's normal to introduce yourself with such high-end atmosphere, low-key luxury and connotation," Milk Powder Jun waved his hand indifferently: "These are not important, the important thing is that some readers like it so much. You, I decided to reward you and fulfill one of your wishes!"

"?" It really is a snake spirit disease, right?Why did Yang Duoduo include a snake spirit disease?Where's daddy?Help!

"What kind of eyes are you? What kind of eyes?!" Mr. Milk Powder was stimulated by the eyes that looked at snakes, but he seemed to remember something, straightened his clothes immediately, and muttered: "You are a lady, you are a lady!"

"Xiao Lele~" smiled softly: "I can really grant one of your wishes~ It's definitely not a joke~"

"I don't even know you," Yang Junle looked at the witch's smile, secretly wary: "How did you get in?"

"That's how I came in," Mr. Milk Powder held up his skirt and spun around, disappeared in place, and reappeared after a while: "That's how I left." Bahahahaha, I come to this world whenever I want, whenever I want Just go and go, whatever you want!My game, my turf, my rules!

"-O-" This is show magic, right? !And what if you scare me, a pregnant woman, like this? !

"How? Believe it?" The milk powder gentleman said temptingly: "I can fulfill any request of yours~ Of course, prostitution is not acceptable."

"..." Who wants you to sell yourself?Yang Junle rolled his eyes silently in his heart, asking where did the daddy go?It's so insecure to stay with a woman with unknown abilities!

"Who the hell are you? What are you here for?"

"I said, I'm here to give you a reward and to promise you a reasonable request," the milk powder gentleman said proudly (without pumping): "Don't worry, I won't harm you. I know everything about you. Did it hurt you?"

"..." I feel even more insecure when you say that.

"Hey, do you want me to give an example?" Mr. Milk Powder smiled revealingly: "You like the voice of daddy the most. You are 6 months, 12 days, 6 hours, 32 minutes and 46 seconds pregnant. You and daddy like to talk in the bathroom the most. Kissing, love love love back style..."

"Stop!" Yang Junle blushed, preventing someone from enumerating more and more without a lower limit: "I believe you, can't I believe you?!"

"hey-hey."

"Did I just ask you to leave?" Yang Junle may not be able to count on the absence of his father Yang Duoduo for so long. Since this is the case, it is better to send her away with a request. If it is true, it will be better. Not really and that's it.

"Of course." Nodding, looking forward.

"Then," Yang Junle rolled his eyes, "I hope my daddy won't keep me in charge. If I don't want him to take care of me, he can't take care of me." Hey, I haven't lived a free life for a long time since I was pregnant. Being in charge is really depressing and happy.

"No problem," Mr. Milk Powder snapped his fingers, inspired: "In this way, as long as you kiss him in the future, he will become a cute and cute little guinea pig, and if you kiss him again, he will become a human! Haha , I'm really smart!"

The milk powder gentleman smiled smugly, very satisfied with his idea: "Don't thank me too much, goodbye!" He waved his hands and disappeared in place.

"You..." Yang Junle disappeared before Yang Junle had time to raise his opinion. Sure enough, he was a crazy woman!He doesn't want to kiss a guinea pig, a hairy mouth!

"Baby wake up."

"Excuse me? What time do you think it is?"

"Hey, get up. Are you really sick?"

"I'll give you three seconds, 3,2,1, [-], [-]."

"Are you really sorry? Well... then... let's sleep together."

Yang Junle shrank into Qin Yue's arms contentedly, oh, it's so comfortable, sure enough, the girl who is a neurotic milk powder is just dreaming.

"I can only sleep for another half an hour. It's time for breakfast, otherwise the baby will be hungry." Qin Yue helplessly kissed his beloved's sleepy face.

"Well."

……

"How come these people are still so stupid!" Yang Junle slapped the table, you said the next small dungeon, the whole army will be wiped out three times, is it really okay?Are you really a man?Yang Junle misses the Great God team that swept all the dungeons back then

Wu, but now those people go to work, those who are pregnant are pregnant, those who are studying are studying, hey...

"Lele, you can't get excited," Qin Yue gently touched Yang Junle's head: "I've been playing for an hour, it's time to go down and walk."

"Wait a little longer," Yang Junle blinked and looked at Qin Yue: "I'll pass this dungeon before I go down." There is also a great god who has become a professional dad, ORZ.

"I'll help you, good boy." If there's one, there's another, and it can't be tolerated.

"Daddy~" Yang Junle rubbed Qin Yue's chest, leaned forward and kissed him on the mouth.

Then... Daddy disappeared, and there was only a chubby guinea pig with two dark circles under his eyes.

-O- So last night's dream was real? !Yang Junle stared at Guinea Pig who stayed where he was.

"Zhizhi..." Qin Yue, who came back to his senses, was no longer calm. He was absolutely sure that he was a normal human being, why did he become a guinea pig? !

"Hey..." Yang Junle smirked, put the guinea pig on the bed and put it on the bed: "Stay here obediently, and I will transform you back after I pass the dungeon." He continued to fight with the pig teammates.

"..." Qin Yue lay on the bed blankly, this is unscientific!How can a person become a guinea pig? !It's not a novel!But in fact, he just turned into a guinea pig, looking at Lele as if he knew why...

...The guinea pig's watery mung bean eyes flashed, it seems that it's time to...

Yang Junle happily finished playing the game, looked at Qin Yue, the guinea pig on the bed, and smiled: "You're so cute, so let's do this first." He picked up the little guinea pig, rubbed it on its back, um, no

Shedding hair, still smells like daddy.

Yang Junle went downstairs with the guinea pig in his arms, and opened the refrigerator: "Well, what do guinea pigs eat?" After thinking about it, he closed the refrigerator again, and took out a bag of peanuts from the TV cabinet: "Just eat peanuts."

I'm not a real guinea pig, Qin Yue covered his head with his short paws angrily, but that peanut smells so good...Stop it!

"It's delicious~" Yang Junle put the peanuts in front of Qin Yue: "Try it."

The taste of "Ka Zhi Ke Zhi" is good, and the little guinea pig eats peanuts with relish.Well, if you become a guinea pig, will your habits also change?

"I didn't expect that dream yesterday to be real." Yang Junle stroked the soft fur of the little guinea pig, squinting his eyes comfortably: "It feels pretty good."

Yang Junle played with the little guinea pig tirelessly, and soon it was noon, and his stomach began to growl.

"Well, it's time to eat." Yang Junle rubbed his protruding belly, looked at the little guinea pig, pouted and leaned over: "mua~"

"What's going on, Lele?" Qin Yue asked as soon as he became a human.

"I don't know either, a female nerve turned you into this in my dream." Yang Junle blinked innocently: "Both me and the baby are hungry."

Qin Yue had no choice but to cook first, who made him reluctant to let his two babies growl with hunger.

"Eat well, it's time to tell me."

Yang Junle Balabala told what happened in the dream, of course he didn't say it was his request, only that the woman turned him into this without authorization, and he didn't even have time to stop it.

"How can a stranger not call me? It's very dangerous, but fortunately you're fine." Qin Yue hugged Yang Junle into his arms: "It's time to take a nap."

"I don't want to sleep now, I want to go to YY to sing."

"Hey, I'll sleep with you, and go play after you wake up."

"But I'm very energetic now." Yang Junle looked at Qin Yue with big piercing eyes: "Just play for a while before going to bed, you accompany me."

"Sleeping for an hour, the baby wants to sleep too." Qin Yue felt a little helpless towards his lover who became more and more pregnant and acted like a baby.

Yang Junle pursed her lips, and suddenly rushed over to kiss Qin Yue on the lips, watching with satisfaction that Qin Yue had turned into a little guinea pig, and with a sly smile, picked up the guinea pig to sing and show off her new "pet".

Lele is really getting more and more disobedient, Qin Yue lay in Yang Junle's arms with a serious, furry face, and suddenly rushed over, what if he fell? !

"...I'm a little frog, croak, croak..." Yang Junle was very happy, and had no time to worry about his dad being unhappy.

At dinner time, Qin Yue changed back into human form, and went to cook without saying anything, and went to wash the dishes after dinner.

Yang Junle is a little guilty, is the daddy really angry?I didn't even teach myself a lesson... I also want to be a little free...

After taking a bath, Qin Yue threw Yang Junle down carefully, kissed his neck carefully, the little strawberry on his chest...

It seems that the baby daddy is not angry, Yang Junle panted, thinking in a daze that he was in such a good mood.

"Well, Qin Yue..." Qin Yue rubbed Yang Junle's belly button, which made him moan/groan. Pregnancy is already very sensitive, and the dad still touches that place: "Don't touch there, okay, it's so itchy .”

"Heh," Qin Yue chuckled, and kissed his Adam's apple all the way along his chest, leaving wet marks all the way.

Kiss those delicate red lips at the end...a little guinea pig appears...

Yang Junle looked at the little guinea pig on his chest in confusion, and the little guinea pig stretched out its small tongue to lick the red cherry in front of it.

"Ah," Yang Junle yelled softly and came back to his senses, looked at the little guinea pig tangled up, picked up the little guinea pig and kissed it to turn him back into his own dad.

"Stop kissing me," Yang Junle muttered, and kissed Qin Yue's chest.

"En." Qin Yue responded in a low voice, and began to attack with both hands.

The air became hotter, and her breathing became more and more urgent...Qin Yue kissed Yang Junle's lips again...

Yang Jun looked at the little guinea pig in front of his chest happily, wanting to cry but without tears, they were about to come in, but turned into a little guinea pig again!He picked up the little guinea pig and kissed him: "Don't kiss me again this time, come in quickly."

"Yes." Qin Yue kissed his forehead reassuringly.

……

The little guinea pig appeared again...

"...Did you do it on purpose?"

"How could it be?" Qin Yue, who had changed back to human form again, looked at Yang Junle innocently: "I also endured it very hard."

Yang Junle was skeptical, but under Qin Yue's teasing, he soon fell into the sex again.

……

"Daddy, I was wrong." Yang Junle looked at Qin Yue, who had transformed from a guinea pig into a human again, and cried, "I will never do this again, come in quickly."

"Good boy." Qin Yue squinted his eyes in satisfaction, and finally entered his lover's house. When he is disobedient, he still has to teach him a lesson.

Panting, Yang Junle clasped Qin Yue's shoulders, thinking in a daze, this request is not good at all!Nervous girl, quickly restore my dad to normal!I'll never see the little guinea pig again!

Really, pregnant people are fickle, and the milk powder gentleman who is watching the drama is very high, shaking his head, you are too easy to clean up, hey, it’s hard for me to be so considerate, so I will follow you again, how about the cat prince ?

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Seeing a foreign advertisement... my mind suddenly opened