"Brother! Brother!"
Hearing persistent calls, Abner opened his eyes slightly, yawned lazily, and looked down to see little Alan staring at him dissatisfiedly while holding the trunk under the tree, smiling and teasing him. Then he said: "Hey, my dear little Allen, are you playing a rub-and-rub game with poor Uncle Big Tree down there?"
Alan Yeager, who is already six years old, still has baby fat on his face, which makes people want to squeeze a handful or two as soon as they see it.
Abner sighed in his heart more than once, why did that fat and tender kid grow so big all of a sudden?How time flies!Abner said that since Allen grew up, he lost most of the fun in life.
"That's not true! Brother, come down!" Allen gave his unscrupulous brother who didn't know where he was wandering, and said dissatisfiedly, "Brother, you are the worst, you always like to bully Man! If you don’t come down again, I’ll tell mom that you’re hiding in a tree and loafing again!”
"Yes, yes, yes," Abner jumped down from the tree lightly, and was not surprised to see Alan's envious and jealous face, and stretched out his hand to pinch his face in a funny way, "Little Alan also wants to climb like his brother." to the tree?"
"One day I will climb up!" Alan turned his head proudly and snorted coldly.
Abner smiled and hugged Alan, "Okay, I wanted to take you up there, but since my dear little Alan wants to support himself so much, I won't force you, brother."
"You hate it!" Allen grabbed Abner's hand angrily and took a bite, letting out a heavy breath.
"Ouch, honey, my brother hurts so much, come on, come on, brother, have a look, are your teeth okay?" Abner pretended to call out a few times, then opened Alan's mouth, and the teeth that had undergone the tooth replacement stage were still a little bit It is fragile, and when you break it open, you will see a wobbly canine tooth, "Pfft." Abner couldn't help laughing out loud.
"Brother!" Alan frowned again, struggling to fight Abner with his teeth and claws.
"Okay, you two," Karla stood at the door looking at the two brothers angrily and funnyly, and shook her head helplessly, "Alan, I asked you to ask your brother to go shopping, why are you playing with your brother? Woke up?"
"Oh, brother, mom told you to go shopping." Allen pouted, pulling Abner's clothes and repeating Karla's words.
"Cough, I see, I'll take Allen with me." Abner smiled and helped Allen to sort out his messy clothes, and said to Karla, "The list is all here with Allen, I really don't have this little helper I don't know what to buy."
"Hmm! I can't do without my little helper!" Allen immediately waved his limbs happily.
"Really, Alan, you are already six years old, don't be like a four-year-old child, always love to act like a baby with your brother!" Karla sighed, a little depressed, why are the two children so precocious and so late?
"It's okay, Mom." Abner pinched Alan's mouth that was beginning to flatten, and looked at him dotingly, "Alan is so cute."
As soon as Allen heard it, he immediately raised his tail and swayed proudly, like a kitten who has been praised.
"Abner, you too," Karla glared at Abner, "Don't spoil him too much, I think it's because of you that he loves to act like a spoiled child to you!"
"I can't help it," Abner looked at her innocently, "Who told you and Dad not to have another one?" He sighed very lonely, "So I can only put my heart full of love on Allen."
Karla was choked, her face flushed a little as she looked at her eldest son who had been encouraging her to give him a younger brother, she really wanted to kick him up and beat him up!If he hadn't been talking and talking, looking at himself and Grisha with such anticipation every night, his third son would probably be born now!
"Cough, I'm going shopping." Abner saw Karla with a dark face, and ran away despondently holding Alan in his arms, leaving behind Karla who was still glaring at him sullenly.
So, there was such a scene on the street, a 13- or 4-year-old boy was holding a 5- or 6-year-old child leisurely and relaxedly, wandering around various shops, and hugging and kissing from time to time After a few strokes, he turned over a few older women.
"Yager, we are going to buy bread next!" Allen hugged Abner's neck and raised his hand excitedly, "Come on! Let's go to the bakery!"
"No problem! But Comrade Allen, before we go to buy bread, we have to get rid of the eggs first." Abner said seriously.
"Okay! Then let's change direction and get rid of the eggs!" Alan followed his brother's example and nodded with a serious face.
"Okay, let's go now!"
"Hey, wait! Brother, what are those people?"
The brother-in-law Abner, who was about to follow his brother to the egg stall at full speed, was suddenly grabbed by Alan. He looked in his brother's direction suspiciously, and then said 'oh', "Those are investigations. People from the regiment."
"What is the Survey Corps? Where are they going?" Allen urged Abner to go there, "Brother, let's go there first and buy eggs later."
"Yes, yes, yes," Abner reluctantly hugged his younger brother and walked in that direction, found a good place, and lifted him up with his arms, "Did you see it?"
"I see!" Allen looked excited, "Brother, they look so handsome!"
handsome?Abner looked at it with some confusion, all of them were green. The color "green" is a very broad word, not to mention they seem to have green hats.Perhaps, I should find some time to correct Allen's aesthetics?Abner stroked his chin and thought about it.
"Brother, where are they going?" Allen shook Abner's shoulder, still staring at the investigators.
"Probably going to investigate outside the wall." Abner responded casually.
"Investigate outside the wall? Are they going outside the wall?" Allen stared at them enviously, "Will they meet Mickey Mouse, Tom and Jerry?"
"Uh, I'm afraid I won't meet this one."
"Will that meet Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs?"
"Well, the seven giants may meet."
"Will they still go to the Castle of Thorns where Sleeping Beauty is kept?"
"Cough, it's unlikely."
"There are also mermaids, frog princes, witches, witches, and wretched sorghums who treat you to sweets..."
"..."
Abner regretted for the first time why he told so many fairy tales to his curious younger brother.
"Ah, brother!" Allen suddenly yelled, pointing at one of the blond-haired people, "Do you think that person is the leader?"
"Huh?" Abner looked along Alan's hand, just in time to meet the man turning his head back, he was startled, then smiled at him, "Good luck."
The man was also taken aback, and then he nodded seriously to Abner, and continued to move firmly towards the outside of the wall.
No matter when the survey corps had such admirable courage, Abner sighed in his heart.
"Brother, do you know that person?" Allen asked curiously.
"Huh? I don't know you."
"Then why did he nod to you?"
"His vision was wrong."
"But……"
"Okay, Comrade Alan!" Abner suddenly looked at Alan with a serious face, "I've finished watching the excitement, and at the same time, I also thought of a problem in grief."
"What's the question?" Allen immediately asked with a serious face.
"We haven't bought the eggs yet, and we've only bought half of the items on the list. If we don't hurry up, the mother at home will be transformed." Abner said on his face, "This problem is very serious and we must treat it with caution." These few words.
"Will it become a Saiyan?" Allen looked horrified.
"No, it will become a Super Saiyan, the kind that specializes in spanking." Abner threatened.
"Ah! No! I don't want to be spanked!" Allen yelled passionately, covering his buttocks, "The Yeager is attacking the egg!"
"Yes! Yeager departs!"
"Hoohoho!"
"Hoo hoo hoo hoo!"
Cough, anyway, the two brothers happily bought the items on Karla's list while you yelled and I yelled, and completed the task perfectly.
Then time came very quickly to the Yeager family's dinner time.
"Alan, you don't eat carrots." Carla looked at Alan who had completely moved the carrots to the side with disapproval, "Carrots are very nutritious food, you are too young to be picky eaters, eat carrots quickly. "
"No, eating too many carrots will turn you into a rabbit." Allen flattened his mouth and turned his head.
"Who told you that eating too many carrots will turn you into a rabbit?" Grisha asked amusedly.
"Brother said." Allen immediately pointed the arrow at Abner.
"Is there?" Abner picked up a piece of carrot with an innocent face, and said leisurely while eating, "I don't know if eating too much carrots will turn you into a rabbit, but I know that if you don't eat carrots, you will turn into a gourd." baby."
Karla, Grisha: "..."
"Okay," Allen said with a confused look on his face, he picked up the carrot and ate it with a frown, "I don't want to become a gourd baby..."
So what kind of creature is the gourd baby?
"Abner, what are you always talking to Allen? Why can't we understand what you are saying?" Carla asked helplessly.
"It's a secret!" Allen said with a serious face, "It's a secret that even mom can't tell!"
"Well, that's it." Abner, who continued to eat, smiled and agreed.
"Speaking of secrets, Dad has them too." Grisha laughed a few times, took out a key from his chest, waved it in front of Ellen and Abner, and stuffed it back, "But there are keys in Dad's basement." How about a lot of secrets? Do you want to exchange secrets with me?"
"..." Allen was struggling with a tangled face.
Abner gracefully took out a tissue and wiped his mouth, looking at Grisha and smiling.
"Dad, I always thought you were past that age to do things. I didn't expect you to be a child at heart! Well, don't worry! I'm not interested in the things in your basement, and I will never tell Mom what it is Yes. After all, this is your 'secret' with the heart of a teenager, isn't it? Well, I'm full."
Grisha: "..."
"Grisha," Karla smiled, "I think we should talk."
Grisha: "..."
Can he ask the eldest son what the so-called 'my secret with the heart of a teenager' is?Is he very old?No, the point is—"Carla, you have to believe me, there are really some very pure things in the basement now!"
"Oh? Really?" Karla continued to smile, "So, the things in your basement seemed to be some very impure things before?"
Grisha: "..."
Why is it getting darker and darker?He is really innocent!Grisha roared inwardly.
"Let's go, let's go into the room and talk about our outlook on life." Karla put down her rice bowl and walked into the room with a smile, Grisha followed behind with her head downcast.
"Brother, what's wrong with Dad?" Allen asked while tugging at Abner's clothes curiously.
"Alan is good," Abner took out a tissue and wiped his mouth for him, and picked him up with a whoosh, "Let's not bother Mom and Dad to enter the room to discuss issues of outlook on life, let's go, brother will tell you story go."
"Okay! I want to hear the story of the little girl who sold Salted Egg Superman!"
"no problem!"
So what happened to the story that jumped out at the end?Sao Nian, please don't time travel again...
Hearing persistent calls, Abner opened his eyes slightly, yawned lazily, and looked down to see little Alan staring at him dissatisfiedly while holding the trunk under the tree, smiling and teasing him. Then he said: "Hey, my dear little Allen, are you playing a rub-and-rub game with poor Uncle Big Tree down there?"
Alan Yeager, who is already six years old, still has baby fat on his face, which makes people want to squeeze a handful or two as soon as they see it.
Abner sighed in his heart more than once, why did that fat and tender kid grow so big all of a sudden?How time flies!Abner said that since Allen grew up, he lost most of the fun in life.
"That's not true! Brother, come down!" Allen gave his unscrupulous brother who didn't know where he was wandering, and said dissatisfiedly, "Brother, you are the worst, you always like to bully Man! If you don’t come down again, I’ll tell mom that you’re hiding in a tree and loafing again!”
"Yes, yes, yes," Abner jumped down from the tree lightly, and was not surprised to see Alan's envious and jealous face, and stretched out his hand to pinch his face in a funny way, "Little Alan also wants to climb like his brother." to the tree?"
"One day I will climb up!" Alan turned his head proudly and snorted coldly.
Abner smiled and hugged Alan, "Okay, I wanted to take you up there, but since my dear little Alan wants to support himself so much, I won't force you, brother."
"You hate it!" Allen grabbed Abner's hand angrily and took a bite, letting out a heavy breath.
"Ouch, honey, my brother hurts so much, come on, come on, brother, have a look, are your teeth okay?" Abner pretended to call out a few times, then opened Alan's mouth, and the teeth that had undergone the tooth replacement stage were still a little bit It is fragile, and when you break it open, you will see a wobbly canine tooth, "Pfft." Abner couldn't help laughing out loud.
"Brother!" Alan frowned again, struggling to fight Abner with his teeth and claws.
"Okay, you two," Karla stood at the door looking at the two brothers angrily and funnyly, and shook her head helplessly, "Alan, I asked you to ask your brother to go shopping, why are you playing with your brother? Woke up?"
"Oh, brother, mom told you to go shopping." Allen pouted, pulling Abner's clothes and repeating Karla's words.
"Cough, I see, I'll take Allen with me." Abner smiled and helped Allen to sort out his messy clothes, and said to Karla, "The list is all here with Allen, I really don't have this little helper I don't know what to buy."
"Hmm! I can't do without my little helper!" Allen immediately waved his limbs happily.
"Really, Alan, you are already six years old, don't be like a four-year-old child, always love to act like a baby with your brother!" Karla sighed, a little depressed, why are the two children so precocious and so late?
"It's okay, Mom." Abner pinched Alan's mouth that was beginning to flatten, and looked at him dotingly, "Alan is so cute."
As soon as Allen heard it, he immediately raised his tail and swayed proudly, like a kitten who has been praised.
"Abner, you too," Karla glared at Abner, "Don't spoil him too much, I think it's because of you that he loves to act like a spoiled child to you!"
"I can't help it," Abner looked at her innocently, "Who told you and Dad not to have another one?" He sighed very lonely, "So I can only put my heart full of love on Allen."
Karla was choked, her face flushed a little as she looked at her eldest son who had been encouraging her to give him a younger brother, she really wanted to kick him up and beat him up!If he hadn't been talking and talking, looking at himself and Grisha with such anticipation every night, his third son would probably be born now!
"Cough, I'm going shopping." Abner saw Karla with a dark face, and ran away despondently holding Alan in his arms, leaving behind Karla who was still glaring at him sullenly.
So, there was such a scene on the street, a 13- or 4-year-old boy was holding a 5- or 6-year-old child leisurely and relaxedly, wandering around various shops, and hugging and kissing from time to time After a few strokes, he turned over a few older women.
"Yager, we are going to buy bread next!" Allen hugged Abner's neck and raised his hand excitedly, "Come on! Let's go to the bakery!"
"No problem! But Comrade Allen, before we go to buy bread, we have to get rid of the eggs first." Abner said seriously.
"Okay! Then let's change direction and get rid of the eggs!" Alan followed his brother's example and nodded with a serious face.
"Okay, let's go now!"
"Hey, wait! Brother, what are those people?"
The brother-in-law Abner, who was about to follow his brother to the egg stall at full speed, was suddenly grabbed by Alan. He looked in his brother's direction suspiciously, and then said 'oh', "Those are investigations. People from the regiment."
"What is the Survey Corps? Where are they going?" Allen urged Abner to go there, "Brother, let's go there first and buy eggs later."
"Yes, yes, yes," Abner reluctantly hugged his younger brother and walked in that direction, found a good place, and lifted him up with his arms, "Did you see it?"
"I see!" Allen looked excited, "Brother, they look so handsome!"
handsome?Abner looked at it with some confusion, all of them were green. The color "green" is a very broad word, not to mention they seem to have green hats.Perhaps, I should find some time to correct Allen's aesthetics?Abner stroked his chin and thought about it.
"Brother, where are they going?" Allen shook Abner's shoulder, still staring at the investigators.
"Probably going to investigate outside the wall." Abner responded casually.
"Investigate outside the wall? Are they going outside the wall?" Allen stared at them enviously, "Will they meet Mickey Mouse, Tom and Jerry?"
"Uh, I'm afraid I won't meet this one."
"Will that meet Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs?"
"Well, the seven giants may meet."
"Will they still go to the Castle of Thorns where Sleeping Beauty is kept?"
"Cough, it's unlikely."
"There are also mermaids, frog princes, witches, witches, and wretched sorghums who treat you to sweets..."
"..."
Abner regretted for the first time why he told so many fairy tales to his curious younger brother.
"Ah, brother!" Allen suddenly yelled, pointing at one of the blond-haired people, "Do you think that person is the leader?"
"Huh?" Abner looked along Alan's hand, just in time to meet the man turning his head back, he was startled, then smiled at him, "Good luck."
The man was also taken aback, and then he nodded seriously to Abner, and continued to move firmly towards the outside of the wall.
No matter when the survey corps had such admirable courage, Abner sighed in his heart.
"Brother, do you know that person?" Allen asked curiously.
"Huh? I don't know you."
"Then why did he nod to you?"
"His vision was wrong."
"But……"
"Okay, Comrade Alan!" Abner suddenly looked at Alan with a serious face, "I've finished watching the excitement, and at the same time, I also thought of a problem in grief."
"What's the question?" Allen immediately asked with a serious face.
"We haven't bought the eggs yet, and we've only bought half of the items on the list. If we don't hurry up, the mother at home will be transformed." Abner said on his face, "This problem is very serious and we must treat it with caution." These few words.
"Will it become a Saiyan?" Allen looked horrified.
"No, it will become a Super Saiyan, the kind that specializes in spanking." Abner threatened.
"Ah! No! I don't want to be spanked!" Allen yelled passionately, covering his buttocks, "The Yeager is attacking the egg!"
"Yes! Yeager departs!"
"Hoohoho!"
"Hoo hoo hoo hoo!"
Cough, anyway, the two brothers happily bought the items on Karla's list while you yelled and I yelled, and completed the task perfectly.
Then time came very quickly to the Yeager family's dinner time.
"Alan, you don't eat carrots." Carla looked at Alan who had completely moved the carrots to the side with disapproval, "Carrots are very nutritious food, you are too young to be picky eaters, eat carrots quickly. "
"No, eating too many carrots will turn you into a rabbit." Allen flattened his mouth and turned his head.
"Who told you that eating too many carrots will turn you into a rabbit?" Grisha asked amusedly.
"Brother said." Allen immediately pointed the arrow at Abner.
"Is there?" Abner picked up a piece of carrot with an innocent face, and said leisurely while eating, "I don't know if eating too much carrots will turn you into a rabbit, but I know that if you don't eat carrots, you will turn into a gourd." baby."
Karla, Grisha: "..."
"Okay," Allen said with a confused look on his face, he picked up the carrot and ate it with a frown, "I don't want to become a gourd baby..."
So what kind of creature is the gourd baby?
"Abner, what are you always talking to Allen? Why can't we understand what you are saying?" Carla asked helplessly.
"It's a secret!" Allen said with a serious face, "It's a secret that even mom can't tell!"
"Well, that's it." Abner, who continued to eat, smiled and agreed.
"Speaking of secrets, Dad has them too." Grisha laughed a few times, took out a key from his chest, waved it in front of Ellen and Abner, and stuffed it back, "But there are keys in Dad's basement." How about a lot of secrets? Do you want to exchange secrets with me?"
"..." Allen was struggling with a tangled face.
Abner gracefully took out a tissue and wiped his mouth, looking at Grisha and smiling.
"Dad, I always thought you were past that age to do things. I didn't expect you to be a child at heart! Well, don't worry! I'm not interested in the things in your basement, and I will never tell Mom what it is Yes. After all, this is your 'secret' with the heart of a teenager, isn't it? Well, I'm full."
Grisha: "..."
"Grisha," Karla smiled, "I think we should talk."
Grisha: "..."
Can he ask the eldest son what the so-called 'my secret with the heart of a teenager' is?Is he very old?No, the point is—"Carla, you have to believe me, there are really some very pure things in the basement now!"
"Oh? Really?" Karla continued to smile, "So, the things in your basement seemed to be some very impure things before?"
Grisha: "..."
Why is it getting darker and darker?He is really innocent!Grisha roared inwardly.
"Let's go, let's go into the room and talk about our outlook on life." Karla put down her rice bowl and walked into the room with a smile, Grisha followed behind with her head downcast.
"Brother, what's wrong with Dad?" Allen asked while tugging at Abner's clothes curiously.
"Alan is good," Abner took out a tissue and wiped his mouth for him, and picked him up with a whoosh, "Let's not bother Mom and Dad to enter the room to discuss issues of outlook on life, let's go, brother will tell you story go."
"Okay! I want to hear the story of the little girl who sold Salted Egg Superman!"
"no problem!"
So what happened to the story that jumped out at the end?Sao Nian, please don't time travel again...
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