If you are sick, you can't just watch

The next day, Fang Mozhi didn't wake up until noon. He wanted to go to the bathroom in a daze, but after taking two steps, he bumped into the door frame with a bang.

"My ancestor, you have come here several times, why do you bump into the door frame of my house every time?! You can't see such a big door frame?" Yang Yitao came out from the next door when he heard the noise. Fang Mo stood at the door rubbing his head in a daze, then sighed.

"Ang?" Fang Mozhi frowned, and then took another step.

"boom!"

This sound was even more earth-shattering than the last one, Yang Yitao felt his head hurt, so he hurried over and dragged Fang Mozhi, who was already confused, to the toilet, and sent him back to the bed after the other party was done.

Fang Mozhi lay on the bed and fell asleep again, leaving Yang Yitao squatting beside him to look at Fang Mozhi's head, such a big lump, it hurts to look at it!In other words, you can be considered a master if you didn't wake up after bumping so hard!

When Fang Mozhi woke up, it was already afternoon.Lying on the bed in a daze for a long time, Fang Mozhi realized that he should be at Yang Yitao's house.

"Hey, you can still wake up. I thought you were going to sleep to death. By the way, you are pretty good. You drank so much last night, but you didn't go to the bathroom much. If I had gone several times earlier .” Yang Yitao was working overtime in the living room, and when he saw Fang Mozhi’s voice in that room, he came over to take a look.

"I must have been to the toilet. It's the advanced toilet. The light turns on automatically when the door is opened. When did your house be remodeled? It's advanced enough." Fang Mozhi frowned with his hands. Why does his head hurt so much? .

"What's automatic? I don't have one at home... I'll clean it! Fang, you're going to die, that's a new refrigerator I bought next to the toilet!"

Fang Mozhi: "..."

"I really can't take it anymore. You do this every time you drink too much. It's like this. It's endless! Last time you squatted on the window sill of our house to learn how to meow, last time you grabbed the security door of our house and said I was raped You, at first I was thinking that you were obedient this time, but my newly replaced refrigerator is ruined like this! What the hell are you going to do!" Yang Yitao glanced at the unknown yellow liquid in the refrigerator without tears , I feel that I shouldn't change to a large refrigerator with three doors on a whim. If there is a freezer underneath, I probably won't be able to pee in it.

"Who made you lose every time. Besides, when you are drunk, you often hang out at my house. I have to clean it for a long time every time you leave." Fang Mozhi picked up the sweater next to him, and the result As soon as it was put on the head, it "sizzled" for a while, and it was not easy to put on the sweater. I touched it with my hand, and it was a big bag.

"Hey! What's the matter with the bag on my head, you won't really get wild and then I will fight back?!"

"The beast is so freaking out on you, you fucked yourself up, don't rely on me!" Yang Yitao answered Fang Mozhi angrily while cleaning the refrigerator there with distress. "You said you bump into each other almost every time you come, why don't you have a long memory? What's wrong!"

"Eh..." Fang Mozhi put on his pants, got out of bed and wanted to go to the toilet, took two steps, and found that he almost hit the door frame again.

"I see. Your bedroom is one step wider than mine, so I take the same steps. In my house, it is already the door, and in your house it happens to be the door frame." Fang Mozhi analyzed the door frame very calmly, and was about to follow Yang Yitao showed off his reasoning process, and saw that the other party was carrying a rag and holding a washbasin and staring at him, and quickly shut up and slipped into the toilet against the crack of the wall.

By the time Fang Mozhi came out after taking a shower, Yang Yitao happened to have finished tidying up too.Although I feel angry, but we have known each other for more than ten years, can we still turn our faces? !So the final result was that not only did Yang Yitao not beat him up like he imagined, but he habitually boiled a pot of millet porridge to save Fang Mozhi's stomachache.

"Sure enough, you are the best. If you are not my best buddy, I will definitely follow you." Fang Mozhi sighed while drinking porridge.

"I don't have this hobby. I'm a straight guy. Straight guys, do you understand? It's not easy to hang out with you guys every day." Yang Yitao rolled his lips, and drank a bowl of porridge together. "By the way, the person you broke up with yesterday seems to be a pretty good person."

"Ang?" Fang Mozhi raised his head and glanced at Yang Yitao, wondering why the other party said such a sentence.

"After you drank too much last night, we got you out. The kid was worried and chased you out. Seeing that you called my name very familiarly, he didn't rush over to ask for someone. And in the morning, I was going to go out to buy meal, but saw two breakfasts placed at the door, it seems that they waited until we entered the door before going back."

"En." Fang Mozhi slowly put down the porridge in his hand, thought for a while, and when Yang Yitao felt that the other party might be overly sad, Fang Mozhi said quietly: "Where did the two breakfasts go?"

"Um, didn't you wake up then? I really called you, but you didn't wake up."

"And then?" Fang Mozhi raised his eyebrows.

"I ate..." Yang Yitao glanced behind him to see where it would be better to hide, and sure enough, the moment Yang Yitao bent down, Fang Mozhi's chopsticks flew over: "That's my love breakfast, you actually said eat it Just eat it, you are looking for death! I finally found a little feeling of being in love!"

"Sure enough, I shouldn't have told you!" Yang Yitao resigned himself to tidying up, and said with certainty: "From the actions of this brother just now, we can tell that brother has obviously recovered, so please put on your coat and go out." Close the door for me, thank you!"

"Do you think I don't like staying at your house? I want to go back to the group! Send! Wechat! Letter! I envy you single people!" Although Fang Mozhi said so, he still helped clean up the house.Yang Yitao also packed some hot porridge and side dishes in a thermos for Fang Mozhi to eat at night.

When Fang Xiaoshou came home, she was so beautiful that she was effervescent. It seemed that the idiot was still interesting to him, but he didn't know why he didn't come two weeks ago.Fang Mozhi described all kinds of details that he didn't even know on WeChat, while being flattered about YY, and finally fell asleep happily in the dreamland of being gently suppressed by the bear.

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