[HP] Missy and Mischief

Cassandra fought back her curiosity.Because what happened to Barty Crouch Jr. last semester had sounded the alarm for her, and this "world's safest magic school" was no longer as solid as before.

She cast a Disillusionment Charm on herself, and stood in the shadows beneath the torch, watching the green-robed figure.

He didn't seem to be very familiar with this old castle. Between the short stairs from the first floor to the fourth floor, he was stuck three times by the steps that could bite people, and he seemed to feel no pain. He straightened up as if nothing had happened, and continued to search for something.

Finally, he passed Cassandra and entered the end of the corridor on the second floor.If she remembered correctly, it was the special office of the "Senior Investigator of the Ministry of Magic" this year.

In this way, the identity of the mysterious figure became clear—Pierce Thinnix.

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Compared to Umbridge, who was jumping up and down, Piers Shinnix seemed invisible, almost never appearing in front of the teachers and students of Hogwarts.If Cassandra hadn't accidentally seen him sneaking around that day, she would have thought that Toad was the only one appointed as the investigator.

Umbridge's agitation is almost proportional to how much she is hated by everyone.She declared that she would inspect the quality of Hogwarts teachers on behalf of the Ministry of Magic.

After being blocked in Defense Against the Dark Arts class, she had tried to re-enter, but Sirius cast a dozen powerful blocking spells on the classroom door.

Needless to say, she was completely shut out, almost hysterically yelling at classroom doors, but Sirius Black was worth a fortune himself and naturally held the moral high ground in front of the Ministry of Magic (because of those 12 years innocent prison life), he is not afraid of any means by this woman.Only the headmaster has the right to appoint and dismiss professorships, which makes him even more confident against Umbridge.

Realizing that he couldn't deal a blow to Black, Umbridge turned to the others.During the Charms class, she huddled in a corner, kept taking notes and grading on the clipboard, and asked the students about the usual class situation, but Flitwick regarded her as nothing.

In the Transfiguration classroom, Professor McGonagall seems to be considered mild-mannered (this is the funniest part), she coughs delicately, interrupts the head of Gryffindor's class over and over again - and then Professor McGonagall is like an angry lioness Usually, warn her that "I usually don't allow others to speak when I speak."Umbridge looked as if he had been slapped.

In the class of Protection of Magical Creatures, Professor Graplan knew everything about her, but as a new teacher who had been teaching for only two years, Umbridge's questioning got nothing; Why haven't you been able to become the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor", Snape looked like he wanted to dump the bucket of live salamanders in the materials cabinet into Umbridge's mouth...

The only occasion she wins is the divination class in the attic. Trelawney's usual crazy "third eye" does not work in the face of power. Pass it down through three generations."

All the students knew that Sybill Trelawney was a big liar, but that didn't mean that an outsider could unscrupulously attack the school's professors in front of them.

The students in the lower grades united and stopped answering any of her questions about the professor's lectures, and laughed at her ugly clothes and disgusting manners; the students in the upper grades were calmer and could detect Umbridge's back There is a powerful force behind it.

This premonition intensifies when Cassandra, as Head of the Student Council, is invited to the "Office of the High Inquisitor" along with four other Slytherin prefects.

Umbridge's taste was apparently as bad as Trelawney's.

Everything was covered with a floral lace-trimmed drapery, and there were enameled vases filled with dried flowers on matching cushions.When Pink Toad urges them to "sit down, sit down, cuties" in a whining voice, everyone can't help but see a wall of kitsch decoration - dozens of large and small plates hanging On the wall, each plate has a colorful cat with a different bow.The most frightening thing is that the cat's eyes can still move.

Pansy gasped.She was simply intimidated by these things.

Nott, Shafik, and Malfoy said nothing, but no one liked the thing.

With her bulging eyes, she wandered among the five Slytherin students present, and at the same time she clicked her tongue in admiration: "Oh, it's so good to meet you... I still remember the good times I had in Slytherin House , it was just like yesterday, hehe."

"Are you from Slytherin too?" Nott's thick black eyebrows knit together.Cassandra knew what he meant: this was really annoying alumni love.

"Of course, Mr. Nott." Umbridge smiled sweetly, and made a cup of tea for each of them, exuding the sweet fragrance of different neglects, "Don't be nervous, calling you here today is just a kind Talk, I think we can become close friends..."

Cassandra took the teacup, but just pressed it to her lips for a gesture.So is Draco.This woman is so rampant that it is terrifying, such an obvious smell of hypnotic potions...

"Glad that we are all noble pure-blood families here," said Umbridge, grinning as if he had just swallowed a particularly succulent fly. My family understands the purpose of my coming to Hogwarts, and the news of pure-blood families is always very well-informed, isn’t it? As a reward for hard work, I have gained some power to interfere with magic schools...Of course, one person is always not enough , I need someone who can help me, manage those little things that don't obey. You are all the best Slytherin students, you should know what I mean."

As if she was afraid that what she said would not be obvious enough, she also took out five letters with family seals from the drawer, handed them to everyone present, and hinted them to open it.

Cassandra felt a chill at the sight of Umbridge's crooked smile.Maybe Pink Toad's magic power is not as good as that of any seventh-grade student, but when it comes to power and political struggle, she counts the part that stands out.

She uncovered the seal of sealant.

Because she was worried that the letter would be opened and monitored, Lucia Wolflin did not say anything in the letter. It was still the usual way of writing a letter. One page greets you, one page shows the status quo, and on the last page, she is asked to follow Umm Do as Rich asks, don't confront the investigator.

Cassandra's eyes flicked from letter to letter, and between each insignificant nonsense, her mother left her with a crucial message——

The Ministry of Magic was now divided into two factions, and Voldemort had infiltrated it.

Sure enough, under the tranquility of the "Daily Prophet", there is an undercurrent, and the real secrets are never revealed on the surface.Scrimgeour was urgently elected Minister for Magic. He worked hard to make the Ministry look like it was making progress, telling the public that they still had the ability to ensure security and control, and that You-Know-Who did not make a comeback-in fact, Voldemort controlled multiple senior officials. Scrimgeour was emptied in the same way, and Umbridge and Shinnix were appointed to enter Hogwarts to find a way to allow Death Eaters to enter in a "legal and reasonable" way.

Because as early as after the chaos of the Triwizard Tournament ended, Dumbledore blocked the scope of the anti-apparition spell and completely did not allow any unauthorized person to set foot in Hogwarts.

... Umbridge began to promise in her girlish voice.The general idea is that Cassandra listened to it, and hoped that they could set up an investigation and action team, wander around the school, and report any "unusual" things to her, and have the power to freely deduct points for others .

"...Great! Professor Umbridge, I'd be happy to serve you!" Pansy said with ecstasy.

Nott's eyes also flashed viciously. He didn't like Umbridge, but having power over others was such a tempting promise!

"I have no opinion either."

Shafik didn't have any objections, Draco obeyed what his father said, and Mr. Big Malfoy asked him to do so in the letter, so he had no reason to refuse——

"And you, Miss Wolflin?" said Umbridge coquettishly.

"I'll join," Cassandra was silent for a moment, "but I'm busy, so don't get your hopes up about my level of participation."

Umbridge smiled contentedly.All she wants is an answer.

She started flirting with them again in that girlish voice, and the topics ranged from memories of the past to the future direction of the Ministry of Magic.

The strawberry-scented incense in the office, the floral layout everywhere, and her artificial voice made Cassandra so boring that she had to restrain her drowsiness.Pink Toad's voice seemed to come from far away, with a strong sense of unreality.

She wants to leave this office.

At this time, her fingertips touched the hard candy in her pocket.It was the prank candy that George and Fred stuffed her.

Barely thinking about it, Cassandra sipped her tea to cover it up, pressing the nosebleed nougat under her tongue.The sweet milk aroma gradually diffused in her mouth, followed by a warm scarlet overflowing from her eye sockets and lips——

By semi-finished product, it is difficult to control what effect it will play.

Anyway, the appearance of Cassandra crying blood in her eyes and spitting blood in her mouth scared Parkinson and Shafik a lot, and they screamed and asked what was wrong with her.

Umbridge opened her toad's mouth wide in panic, she was afraid that it was the harm caused by her tea with honey, how dare she hurt a pure-blood student!

Cassandra mumbled with a candy in her mouth, "Sorry, I'm going to the medical wing now."

Terrified, Umbridge almost urged her to leave the office, not forgetting to hand her a handkerchief to wipe the blood off her face.

As soon as she walked out of the office, Cassandra spit out the nougat, wrapped it in a handkerchief and threw it into the trash can.She couldn't bear the fact that any inch of skin other than a glove touched what Umbridge gave her.

But the timing of her leaving the office was too coincidental, just as the get out of class was over, there were hundreds of students walking around at the same time, and several junior students saw her walking out of the senior investigator's office with blood on her face, and made horrified comments .

Rumors spread in the school because Pink Toad "uses extremely horrific methods to physically punish students".

The author has something to say:

Umbridge's (non-existent) reputation was killed;

The effect of nosebleed nougat has been changed... Ugh, nosebleed is not very beautiful.

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