[HP] Missy and Mischief

On the morning of the first day of school, Cassandra observed from the weather bottle placed by the bed that today was a cloudy and rainy day.It was often only at this time that she would feel that the dormitory of her college was far inferior to other colleges in terms of convenience - as long as the curtains were drawn, she could tell whether the weather was good or bad.

Perhaps it is the unchanging scenery of the dungeon that forces some students (here specifically referring to the Slytherin bully gang) to go to the ground to find fault, adding a little anger to the boring campus life.

"Come on, Kasha," Betty was urging her, already refreshed, "I bet Blake's first class is packed."

"If you know that the place is full of people and still insist on joining in the fun--" She didn't go on speaking with interest under Betty's gradually becoming dangerous eyes.

It stands to reason that they are already in the seventh grade, and they don't need to take any other courses except preparing for the NEWTs.But the new Mr. Sirius Black has generously offered to try out his Defense Against the Dark Arts courses in all grades, regardless of the house—

Thus began the conversation.

There were not many people on the long table in Slytherin, and several girls were studying their schedules together, including Pansy Parkinson and Daphne Greengrass.

"For the first time in my life I wish so much that Hogwarts changed the class schedule," Pansy said in a high-pitched voice, "History of Magic and Potions in the morning, Divination and Defense Against the Dark Arts in the afternoon—why not Change History of Magic to afternoon?"

"I know what you mean," Daphne said calmly, "but what if they're being considerate of the students and putting Binns's class early in the morning to put us to sleep?"

"...It makes sense, and then yawned and went to the dean's class?"

The two of them laughed together and stuffed the schedule back into their schoolbags.

"At least we know that we should go to the big classroom on the second floor of the north tower to see the handsome guy in the third quarter of the afternoon." Betty said, putting a piece of smoked fish on the plate.

Blake did not disappoint them at all.

He arrived in the classroom earlier than everyone else, and stood on the podium full of energy, pacing back and forth, wearing the latest haute couture handmade gold-plated wizard robes, with shiny silver chains around his neck, and these costumes not only have no Making him look like Lockhart's idiot, on the contrary, brought out his mature charm.

At least every little wizard who walked into the classroom couldn't help but linger on the professor.

"Good afternoon, we are going to start class." Blake held his chopstick-like wand, and the rustling whispers in the crowded classroom gradually died down, "I believe many of you have read from some made-up articles. Know my name, but I'll repeat myself, Sirius Black will be your Defense Against the Dark Arts professor for this year."

"What about the next school year?" The little witch with long, brown, unkempt hair raised her hand.

Cassandra sighed inwardly.It seemed that the class they were attending was Slytherin and Gryffindor together, and there was a golden iron triangle present. She no longer had any expectations for the tranquility of this class.

Blake said without hesitation, "If I can make it to the end of the school year without dying or losing my memory, it'll probably still be me."

Hearing this, the students sitting under the podium burst into scattered laughter.They were brought back memories of Defense Against the Dark Arts professors from years past.

Sirius Black waved his wand neatly, and two lines of words appeared on the blackboard: The Origin of Dark Arts/Dark Magic and Its Defense.

He also had a nude doll on the lectern, which reminded Cassandra of plastic mannequins in gorgeous costumes in the window, just didn't know what he would do with it.

"I learned about your previous learning progress from my old friend Lupine. I have to say that he helped me a lot. Because the five characteristics of werewolves, defensive spells and Boggart cracking spells that need to be mastered in the ordinary wizard level exam, He even taught you the Patronus Charm as a bonus item in advance." Black recalled thoughtfully, "The only thing left is a large number of jinx-breaking spells."

The tip of his wand emitted golden-red sparks, and then a line of small words appeared below the original two lines of large words on the blackboard, about the chapter catalog within the scope of the exam requirements.

The students spent a few minutes copying the syllabus requirements into the textbooks with a quill pen, and at the same time, there was no lack of doubts in their hearts: Is Blake's teaching method just to read the textbooks to them according to the progress of the textbooks?It didn't fit his appearance at all - and this sinister-looking "From the Dark Arts".

But Professor Black did not let their disappointment become a reality. He tapped the word "Dark Magic" on the blackboard with his wand, and drew the students' attention back, "Given the education I have received since I was a child, I have no idea about Dark Magic." The level of familiarity with it far exceeds that of defense."

"It's so cool." Excited discussions came from somewhere in the classroom.

"Like the question of which came first, the chicken or the egg, black magic and defense always go hand in hand—people always have to invent a curse before there is a corresponding solution, right?" Black said easily He said jokingly, "Next, I will cast some evil spells on this puppet. You need to observe which parts will be injured after being attacked, and based on this, judge at what speed you should recite the curse."

The atmosphere in the classroom became more enthusiastic.None of them thought that after the fake Moody left, there would be a second professor who would "show their hands" in class, especially Black seemed to have a lot of knowledge about it.

Harry and Ron sat in the front row, and Cassandra could clearly see that the two of them wanted to put their faces on the podium for a closer look, and Hermione, who seemed to disagree with this, folded her arms and waited intently for Sirius to take over. down action.

At this moment, there was a sound that could not be ignored from the door of the classroom.

Boom, boom, boom.

Blake didn't care, and raised his wand, accompanied by an evil black light, "Bone-skin Separation!" The puppet that was originally smooth became a limp puddle, and the cotton and steel wire skeleton was completely removed. Peel from inner layer.

There were several gasping exclamations in the classroom.

But this time it’s less impactful than Barty Crouch Jr.’s course. Black may have received Dumbledore’s warning. He didn’t choose to use living things to demonstrate, but it’s thrilling enough. —Think about it, if all the bones of a person were pulled out...

Harry Potter, who had experienced this before, shuddered.Lockhart had removed a bone from one of his arms, and it took Madam Pomfrey's Skeleton all night to restore his leather-cased hands to normal.

There was another clear knock on the door.

This time without waiting for Black to deal with it, the person took the initiative to open the door and stood at the door, still wearing her tender pink cardigan sweater and skirt, with a black velvet bow on her head, still looking so like "flies landed on pink toads" superior".

"Good afternoon, Professor Black." Umbridge said with a smile on his face, "I believe you must have received the notification? Sinnix and I are responsible for checking the content of all professors' classes."

Blake stared at her irresistibly, and shrugged, "Check it if you want. Sit wherever you like, and don't disturb us."

Umbridge still had a smile that was so sweet that it made people feel hair-raising, and found a vacant seat closest to the podium, then stuffed her chubby body into the chair, took out a quill from the fancy bag, and filled her arms Waiting expectantly for Blake to continue with the class.

The author has something to say:

Black magic comes from self-creation. The book only mentions the Three Unforgivables, The Shadowless God and Oolong Out of the Hole. It is very difficult for me;

Umbridge will get the lunch box soon, not more than this volume, in case you think her end is too bad (

There is another update at nine o'clock today.rest tomorrow.

感谢在2021-12-1119:21:21~2021-12-1218:01:19期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who cast the rocket launcher: yappa, Shanhai Guanwu 1;

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 sago dew;

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Guoguo; 5 bottles of Ye Shen and Tiantian Pure Love Modama;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!