[HP] Missy and Mischief

In the whole of Hogwarts, the hospital wing is the most well-lit place, because Madam Pomfrey insisted that the patients enjoy the best sunlight and fresh air.And the warm spring sun did fall on Fred who was lying on the hospital bed——

His hands were wrapped like mummified stumps, and they were placed stiffly on his chest.

And he himself was sleeping soundly on a warm and clean bed, enjoying the opportunity to skip class aboveboard.

"Why is he the only one here to 'rehabilitate'? Where's Granger?" Cassandra who rushed over after class asked George.

"How could Hermione let a small injury interfere with her class?" George replied with a grin. "Fred said he was going to lie here for three days."

Cassandra rolled her eyes. She put the visiting gift and some snacks on the bedside table, then walked back to the wall and whispered to George.

"Today will only be the beginning. Those boring witches who send threatening letters will continue to harass you, and even send yelling letters—"

George put away the sloppy smile and said slightly darkly, "Of course we know. But Rita is too cunning, we can only start with the people she interviews."

"Parkinson and Malfoy?" Cassandra asked rhetorically, frowning.Of course she knew that the gang of bullies in her college was in league with Skeeter, and before that she had no desire to interfere in this matter—because her interests were not hindered, and selfishness made her indifferent.

"Don't worry, I can't hang those little bastards in the auditorium at school." George moved closer and whispered to the blonde witch, "But we can monitor them and find out how they communicate with Skeeter. Here. ,check it out."

He pulled out a flesh-colored mass that looked like a severed ear from his pocket.

"Extensible ears, as long as you stick this on the body of the subject to be monitored, you can hear the sound near him." George said happily, with an unconcealed satisfaction on his face, "If you stick it on Malfoy and Pa Kanemori's bag or something—"

"No, this violates at least 14 school rules." Cassandra stared at the thing and refused.

"As long as you don't get caught, you haven't violated any school rules."

"I will be killed by the dean."

"Cassandra! Do you still want to solve Skeeter's trouble?" George raised his voice, "She violated the rules first, and we just want to ask her for an explanation."

"...Maybe you're right." Cassandra took a deep breath, took the lump of "extensible ears" in his hand, and then the two people who didn't pay attention to the volume were kicked out by the angry Madam Pomfrey medical wing.

………………

What Rita Skeeter is most proud of in her life is firstly the shorthand quill that brought her a lot of Galleons and prestige, and secondly Arnie who allows her to come and go freely and discover secrets in hidden places Magus Transfiguration.

With the ability to turn her hand into a beetle to peep, she is omnipotent in the press.Because she clearly understands who can be offended and what things can be reported... For example, she cannot report on Wolflin's relationship, nor can she touch the dark history of the Malfoy family, but she can expose Harry Potter. because he was really a little boy with no power behind him, and the private information of decent people is just what attracts everyone.

She has written for the major newspapers for decades and knows that all readers are interested in the scandals of the big men.Maybe they won't admit it, but they are excited by these scandals, eager to see celebrities make a fool of themselves, saints fall from the altar - just like the old Crouch who was famous for being "just" ten years ago, and she is now tracking "Greatest White Wizard" Albus Dumbledore.

It's a pity that Dumbledore seems to be able to live for a long time, otherwise she would have sorted out the manuscripts as soon as he passed away, and assembled them into a book to announce to the world.

Rita Skeeter thought with secretly malicious anticipation.

Rita got a lot of truth from Bathilda Bagshot by using Veritaserum, but it was not enough. She needed to come to Hogwarts to collect first-hand information.And in the process, I would like to report on the scandal of the Triwizard Tournament and the Savior by the way, which is so logical and within reach.

Not to mention there were some Slytherins who were more than happy to help her.

She had recently reached out to Draco Malfoy.A boy with mixed feelings of jealousy and hatred for the halo of the savior.

As soon as Rita received his news that "Potter has a new scandal", she immediately flapped her wings and found Malfoy, and they agreed to meet under the shade of the dense forest next to the Whomping Willow.

"Crabbe, Goyle, you two stand by and watch," Malfoy ordered arrogantly, "I can't wait to see Scarhead appear on the headlines again..."

Two boys as strong as iron towers walked to the side obediently, and also smirked.

Rita made a "crack" sound of fluttering her wings, and she hovered over Malfoy's palm, as if urging him to hurry up and deliver effective news to her.

"Potter had a seizure in Divination class yesterday, lying on the ground clutching his scar and twitching, and then rushed out of the classroom after he woke up," Draco Malfoy narrowed his gray eyes, "He did this more than once , I suspect that the scars made him mentally confused... Skeeter, you can ask the experts in St. Mungo's if the Dark Lord's poisonous curse has left a black magic mark."

He paused, seemingly considering his words.

Then he went on to say: "If it is the influence of black magic, then it is not surprising that he can speak Parseltongue."

Parseltongue? !

The beetle Rita fluttered her wings excitedly after hearing this, as if urging him to reveal more news.

But Malfoy didn't do what she wanted, and he continued: "That's not the point. The point is that Potter always befriends some dubious people... werewolves, half-blood giants, mudbloods and poor families, he designated as crazy." gone."

He seemed to be hoping that Rita's reporting would keep Harry Potter at arm's length from those he despises.

But Rita is not interested in these little boys' tricks, she just wants to dig out some breaking news, not who Potter made friends with or met.

Fortunately, Malfoy's confided information was enough to make up a news article, and it was not fruitless for her to fly here.

They parted under the shade of a tree, and Malfoy swaggered back to the castle with his two mindless followers.This innocent boy, if he knows that he has the history of the Malfoy family's success by the Muggle king, and the fact that the current head of the family is actually a Death Eater, he will definitely not regard her as a friend...

Rita thought this way, planning to fly to a safer place in the Forbidden Forest, and then transform back as fast as possible, and write down the secrets she learned today.

——But she was bound by a spell, and from behind the branches of the zelkova, a figure circled out.

Cassandra perfectly hid her slender body behind the tree trunk and watched the entire conversation between Draco and Rita expressionlessly.It's not quite accurate to say that it's a dialogue, it should be "the wizard covered his mouth with his hand and talked to himself like a fool"...

But as smart as Cassandra, the whole thing just went around in her head, and she already knew exactly how Rita's trick worked.

Animagus, Animagus again!

The registration department of the Ministry of Magic can be eliminated, because at least a dozen wizards are free to turn into animals and do whatever they want.Cassandra thought angrily.First Blake, then Rita Skeeter, when did Transfiguration become everyone's ability?

Holding the cold potion in her gloved hand, she covered her face and poured it on the beetle.

The strangely patterned beetle gradually deformed...stretched...and finally became a witch with golden curly hair, wearing a magenta robe, and a piercing green quill in the breast pocket.

Without a doubt, this is Rita Skeeter.

In the blink of an eye, Rita, who was forced to transform, already understood that her Animagus was exposed.She let out a heavy breath, forcibly calmed down, and quickly thought about how to shut up the blond witch in front of her and swallow this secret into her stomach.

"Rita Skeeter, we've been looking for you for a long time," Cassandra said softly. "Isn't it comfortable flying around as a bug and being a disgusting voyeur?"

"You? You and the two Weasley boys?" said Rita Skeeter tactfully, with a malicious gleam in her eyes. Wen Wenwen and the Wolflin family are staunch supporters of pure blood, right?"

"Scandal? Do you think I'd be ashamed to be with them?" Cassandra interrupted, a binding spell ensnaring the eager reporter. "You don't understand at all...do all pure-bloods have to be treated like domestic animals?"

Although Fred and George didn't say anything, Cassandra knew the value of those dragon's blood seeds in her heart. In addition, Bock was a shameless profiteer, and the twins' coffers must have bleed a lot.

In fact, it's not like Terrence and Derian have sent things of the same value.But what was precious was not Gallen, but their willingness to give her what was not much, and the gift happened to be her favorite herbal plant.

Rita's expression stiffened even more, and she wondered if Wolfflin wasn't afraid of her quill, or was just pretending.She slyly threatened, "But I don't think you'd like to see my manuscript on every desk in the Ministry, would you?"

"Oh." Cassandra sneered, gracefully raised the holly wand, and waved it lightly——

"Entrail-Expelling! Sliencio!"

With Rita's terrified and hideous face, her internal organs were pulled out and suspended in mid-air.The excruciating pain made her want to scream, but under the effect of the silent spell, no one noticed the torture taking place in this small corner on the edge of the Forbidden Forest.

Cassandra calmly turned her face aside, and said, "Since you have found out about me, you should understand that Selwyn is from a dark magic family—you won't be mentally prepared for revenge from a black wizard, right? ?”

It's not that she's soft-hearted about bloody scenes, but that Skeeter's face distorted by pain is too ugly for her aesthetics.

After about five more minutes (about a full century for the victim), Kassandra slowly lifted the spell and returned her entrails intact.

Rita Skeeter trembled all over, looked at the witch in front of her in fear, and dared not speak again.She felt her bowels snap back into place, but the bloody sight and pain still lingered.

"I...I am willing to show my sincerity."

"It's not up to you." Cassandra reached into her pocket in disgust, and pulled out her well-hidden manuscript notebook.

Rita's face completely lost all color.

That was the collection of materials she carried with her... even a few letters stolen from Godric's Hollow (the original owner of the letter was Grindelwald)...

Sure enough, Cassandra just flipped through a few pages before her eyes widened completely.

"Dumbledore's turbulent childhood and chaotic youth, his lifelong enemies, and those sinful secrets he took to his grave... Skeeter, you are so crazy that I am impressed."

Rita quickly changed her tune: "No, it's not true! It's just my writing—"

"Anyway, you have another clue." Cassandra put the manuscript away carefully, and said sharply, "Skeeter, remove the influence of your last rumor and clarify the relationship between the Weasleys and Granger. Fame—it's not hard for you, is it?"

She imitated Rita and said, "I don't think you would like to see your manuscript on the desk in the principal's office, would you?"

Rita Skeeter gasped for breath.But she had no choice, she was clearly powerless against the witch in front of her, and Dumbledore was still the greatest and most influential White Wizard alive.

"I think I can do it, Miss Wolflin." She yielded. "Could--couldn't the Animagus--"

"That depends on the sincerity of the letter of apology." Cassandra waved her wand, and the rope that bound Rita loosened.

Reluctantly, Rita turns back into a strangely patterned beetle and flies away with the threat she just received.

And Cassandra slowly left the shade with great shock in her arms.

Dumbledore and Grindelwald?Dumbledore ever tried to suppress and rule Muggles?Maybe Rita's manuscript will be falsified, but she can't forge the notes and the testimony of insiders...

She decided to study slowly after returning to her bedroom, and she would not tell anyone about these secret manuscripts.She's better at keeping secrets--herself--than Ravenclaw, who dies for honor.

The author has something to say:

It is impossible for Cassandra to expose Thunderbolt's talent in front of others, but she is indeed a selfish black wizard reserve, and she has no psychological barriers to using black magic.The bowel curse is a curse used to take out the internal organs, but the original intention of its inventor Lahalo is actually to solve constipation...

A notice: the cover will be changed in two days.It's time to get the authorization of Mrs. Shenxian's twin fanart, and I'm already doing it, so excited!

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