[HP] Missy and Mischief

The Triwizard Tournament has just passed, and reports of related matters have already appeared in the newspapers.

Don't ask how Cassandra knew, anyone could hear the rampant laughter in the Slytherin common room...

"Oh, I love Rita so much!" Pansy Parkinson giggled out of breath, and she almost fell on top of Draco.However, Master Malfoy had no time to take into account the ownership of his thighs, so he also laughed very happily.

A brightly colored magazine slipped from Pansy's lap, and Cassandra caught a glimpse of Witch Weekly printed on it.

"Wizard Weekly", a third-rate magazine that sells gossip and scandals about wizard stars, but it is undeniable that students prefer to read this magazine than the official "Daily Prophet".Moreover, some foreign lace news will be reported in the corner of the magazine, which is very interesting.

"Can I have a look, Parkinson?" Cassandra asked.

She's sensitive about the name "Rita Skeeter" now.

"Oh, of course, take it." Pansy was taken aback, Cassandra rarely took the initiative to talk to the lower grades, but no one would hate her, "Crabbe and Goyle each have one, Enough to slap chipmunks and moles in the face."

Another evil laugh broke out from the Slytherin gang next to her.

Cassandra took the magazine, and it stopped on the page Pansy wanted everyone to see.Facing him was a large photo: Harry Potter seemed to have just climbed up from the black lake, dripping wet all over his body, his messy black hair was pushed back by him, clearly showing his entire face, and the The ice water irritated the red eye sockets.Without glasses, the green eyes of the savior are amazingly good-looking, at least in this photo, his eyes are red and weeping (not) looking at someone who is coming is very touching, and it can arouse the desire to protect...

"He wasn't so delicate when he was running around on a horse-shaped water monster." Cassandra commented accurately, and then continued to turn backwards under Draco's urging.

"...The Chaotic and Turbulent Adolescence of the Savior and Friends

Under Harry Potter's fame, he also has an emotional life that adolescent boys often have, full of lingering and disturbing forbidden emotions.Rita Skeeter reports. The 14-year-old Harry Potter is different from the image of Gao Jie imagined by ordinary people. Having lost his parents prematurely, he tries to pin his feelings on his friends who are always with him--Hermione Granger, a spongy wizard, and the daughter of a family of blood traitors. Ron Weasley.

Miss Granger is a clever and ambitious witch.She bewitched her professor through some disgraceful means, got good grades academically, and used it to attract the attention of a good wizard.She became close friends with Harry Potter not long after she enrolled, sharing his late-night pain and grief, and Potter became obsessed with her.However, since Viktor Krum, the star player of Bulgaria in the last World Cup, entered Hogwarts, she has focused on Krum and made him fascinated, and even invited Granger to Bulgaria in the summer vacation, saying that' Never felt this way about any other girl'. "

Cassandra raised her long eyebrows: "Is she serious? Skeeter made Granger look like a Veela!"

"Granger is ugly, but she may have given Krum a love potion!" Pansy said meanly, "She has a clever mind, and it is entirely possible to create a brand new love potion."

... You also know that she has a clever mind, who would give a love potion to someone from the Black Arts Academy?When your IQ can keep up with your face a little bit, Draco will not delay in not entering into a marriage contract with you.

Cassandra rolled her eyes mentally.

She read on. "...and our hapless savior wasn't completely overwhelmed by Granger. He was surrounded by many of the red-haired Weasleys who were more than happy to help Potter in his lonely days." .

The older Weasley twins were so good at attracting the Saviour, they claimed to Potter that they would bring him glory on the court, and Potter began a brilliant career on the Quidditch team.And at midnight, the three of them will go on a night tour of the castle together, chasing excitement and violating school rules...

Potter has been around the different red-haired lovers of the Weasley family, and the youngest of them has even become a key 'treasure' in his game.We have reason to believe that his fascination with red hair and blue eyes began with unnatural attention from another older man. "

"Who is the older man with the red hair and blue eyes?" Draco interrupted, "We were discussing this before you came."

Cassandra's expression was blank for a while, she took a deep breath, and then explained to Betty and Cassius who were equally curious: "If I guess correctly, Skeeter is implying...Dumbledore Professor. When he was young, he had long reddish-brown hair and blue eyes."

"I got the picture from the Collected Reports on Twentieth Century Alchemy," she added dryly.

But no one noticed the second half of the sentence. Surprised expressions appeared on their faces, and they excitedly whispered to the people around them, sharing this brand new gossip.

"...Forget it, there can't be more idiots in this school." Cassandra shook her head, she flipped back, it's a pity that Rita didn't write more of her worried part, It's just a detailed speculation about Harry Potter's private life, including how they had fun in the deserted Gryffindor Tower (evil).

"The Savior is really great. I have never tried 'sprinkling youth and sweat on a broom'." Blaise Zabini's words successfully made Crabbe and Goyle on the side laugh out loud.

"...You don't think it's true, do you?" Zabini sighed, "What kind of broom has an invisibility function, so that Professor McGonagall will turn a blind eye to the two students messing around in the sky?"

Apparently, only Crabbe and Goul's little brains, which are not very bright, can't distinguish Rita's nonsense.

Draco slipped the magazine into the middle of the bag, and Cassandra decided to pretend she didn't see it.

………………

Almost within half an hour of reading Witch Weekly, Cassandra decided to talk to Fred and George about, uh, the turbulent private life of the messiah and Skeeter's revenge.

They met in front of the Room of Requirement on the eighth floor. Fred even had a helpless smile on his face when he walked in, and George's voice was a little gloomy.

"I will trouble you to open the door today, Your Majesty Cassandra—"

"—because both of our brains were buzzing with the Howling letter," said Fred, "I bet it's going to be a messy Gryffindor bedroom when the door opens."

"Well, it seems that Mrs. Weasley is also keen on reading various gossip magazines."

Cassandra was pacing in front of the tapestry, and when she finally opened the door, she saw a bright and spacious greenhouse inside—it looked like a combination of Professor Sprout’s No. [-] and No. [-] greenhouses, and beside it was a There are large tables and benches for lounging.

Fred sat down next to Cassandra, seemed determined to squeeze in with her, buried his face in the hollow of her shoulder, and said in a muffled voice, "Yeah, Mommy was furious. Kit trusts more than her sons—”

"—this son doesn't include Percy." George said, curling Cassandra's brilliant golden hair with his fingers, "it can't be helped, Fred and I and Ron always make her uneasy .Mum thinks we have led Harry badly, and she doesn't think Harry will fall in love with us, but that doesn't mean other people won't believe it...although I think the Weasley family's reputation couldn't be worse."

"Oh... People will forget about it after a while." Cassandra was at a loss, and tentatively kissed George on the cheek, "She only fears people with power, such as the Malfoy family, or my family... ..."

Then Cassandra, annoyed to discover that the twins weren't really disheartened by their mother's yelling letter or anything, smirked and leaned over to get her to continue the comforting kiss - hell, she Always get scammed.

"But I don't remember seeing Skeeter that day, and it is said that she was forbidden by Dumbledore." Cassandra pulled Fred away so that he could listen carefully to what she had to say.

"Yeah, we're wondering about this too." Fred sat up straight so that Cassandra could lean on him comfortably, "Hermione said that when Krum invited her on vacation, the surrounding No one was listening; Harry and we were sneaking broomstick rides in the middle of the night but hundreds of feet in the air—”

"So you're really messing around with Potter in the sky?" Cassandra said incredulously.She took Fred's hand on her shoulder.

Fred's broad and strong chest was behind her, and when he spoke, there was even a slight vibration in his chest, while George rested on her lap, throwing the pygmy puff to and fro, his two long legs crossed with nowhere to rest. stacked together.

She felt that she was tightly entangled by two large magical creatures, and she felt a secret thrill for no reason.

Fred rubbed his chin lightly on the top of her head, and said casually: "If you completely neglect Quidditch because of the Triwizard Tournament, the College Cup in the second half of the year will be over."

George aimed at the big-mouthed flower swinging in the flower pot in the distance, threw the pygmy pampas over with precision, and summoned back with a Flying Curse when it was about to fall into the big mouth. "Rita Skeeter has definitely mastered some way we don't know about listening to what she wants to know. But that's even more irritating. A better prankster than us shouldn't be a reporter who can only use pens."

They were lost in thought for a moment.

"Eavesdropping... Will she put magic props in a fixed place? We can also make a similar thing, eavesdropping ears, surveillance eyes or something..."

"Oh, yes. The latter could even ask Moody how he got that fake eye."

Cassandra angrily pulled out "The Encyclopedia of Carnivorous Trees" from her bag, and began to sketch on it.She knew that no matter how serious the topic was, the twins would turn it into a mischievous experiment in the end.

Still, go to Moody?

She originally wanted to dissuade them from going, but after thinking about it carefully, there was no record of black wizards in their family, and Moody would not be embarrassed, so she gave up.

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