The daily life of a man as a monk

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The omnipotent elder brother is a pure fairy boy, just like his omnipotent first generation immortal male master.

Although they have stepped into the grave of marriage, the two fairy men still don't know what huahuawuwu is.

However, no one knows this terrible truth.

Including the head who knows the gossip of the entire practice world like the back of his hand.

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Today is also for the bald head of Xianghuo: ? ? ? ? ? ?

What does it matter to me?

121

As we all know, Big Brother is the omnipotent Big Brother.

Eldest brother is not only handsome, but a casual facial paralysis when he goes out can make countless men and women lose their legs due to his handsomeness.Eldest senior brother is still fierce, in this world of cultivation where there are countless powerful people, he has fought all over the world except Shizun Invincible, who has beaten more heads than he has eaten.

Ran Goose, such an omnipotent elder brother, has fallen into deep trouble recently.

Big Brother is stuck.

Brother Aotian, who has never been stuck since he was five years old and has never been stuck in his practice, unexpectedly got stuck when he was trying to break through Nascent Soul.

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God!There is actually something in this world that can make a big brother get stuck!

God!So what exactly is a Pokémon Magic card?

Even the face paralyzed Shizun, who is so awesome and coaxed by the big brother, showed a shocked expression after hearing the news.

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The elder brother sat on the edge of the sword training, looking at the sunset in the distance, which was like the yolk of salted duck eggs, and there was an uncontrollable trace of distress in his deep eyes.

What is it?

What is it that makes the handsome, cool, and crazy Son of the Chosen show such emotions?

Master came to him silently and sat down.

Master also looked at the sunset.After a while, the two masters and apprentices who were staring at the yolk of the salted duck egg in a daze finally moved.

Master asked: "What are you bothering about?"

The elder brother sighed expressionlessly, "I don't know."

Master: "..."

The elder brother sighed again, "I'm always anxious for no reason, especially in the middle of the night."

Master was silent for a while, "Menopause?"

Big brother: "..."

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The first-generation fairy boy was a devil, and he has been since he was a child.

The bald head is the proof.

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The elder brother looked at the master deeply, his deep eyes seemed to be full of condemnation for the childish old monster in front of him.

The young elder brother is only 25 years old, but the master's age is ten to the nth power of him.

Such a young master will never have menopause.

The master turned his head in the eyes of the elder brother's painful condemnation, and patted the elder brother's head expressionlessly, "It's a joke."

Big brother: "..."

The elder brother was silent for a while, "A cold joke?"

Master: "..."

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This is the first time Master has told a joke in thousands of years, just to comfort his beloved apprentice, but the relatives and younger brothers who have always been connected with him have not gotten the joke at all.

Master thought to himself: Could this be the feeling of pain in the mouth of the younger brother?

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Head: No, no, you are talking nonsense!

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Although it is rare for Master to tell a cold joke, as the number one fairy man in the universe, Master is still very reliable.

It is much more reliable than the two big pig trotters of the senior brother.

The master and the senior brother sat in a row and watched the salted duck egg yolk gradually sink into the horizon, and gently held the senior senior brother's hand, "Did you hear the news that someone from your second senior brother's house came?"

The senior brother thought to himself, Master's hand is still so warm.

He adjusted the position of his hands so that Master could hold them more comfortably, and nodded.

Master asked again, "Do you know that his parents asked him to take your third junior brother back?"

The elder brother nodded again.

Although his second junior brother is a pig's trotter, he is quite reliable in dealing with the third junior brother, and he has done everything he can with his parents.

The master looked at the handsome face of the elder brother for a long time, until the elder brother tilted his head in surprise, then he spoke again, "Are you homesick?"

Big brother: "..."

Big Brother: "So, I miss you?"

Master: "?"

Big brother: "Aren't you my home?"

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The elder brother knew from a very young age that he was picked up from the trash can by his master.

The master pulled him up with shit and urine, and finally became his Taoist companion.

For the elder brother, the best thing for him in this world is the master.

In the heart of the elder brother, there is no one in this world who is more respected than the master, no one else.

Neither does the sword.

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Master looked at the senior brother, and felt his face was hot for no reason.

Master has lived for a long time. As an old monster, this is the first time he has this feeling. It is a bit novel, but he also seems to like it a little bit.

The master turned his head and moved his eyes from his apprentice's face to the distance.He let out an inaudible breath, "I mean, your parents."

The eldest brother asked: "Parents?"

Master said "Yes": "There was a person before, because he had never seen his own parents give birth to a demon."

The elder brother shook his head, "In this world, I can only have demons because of one person."

Master asked: "Who?"

Big Brother: "You."

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Master felt that his face was hot again, and it was a little hot and numb.The apprentice's hand held by him also seemed to heat up.

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Master couldn't help but squeezed his apprentice's hand, and asked, "So do you want to find your biological parents?"

The elder brother pondered for a moment, "Yes."

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No one can stop the elder brother and the master from being together, even the demons that may appear.

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After the elder brother answered, he was once again stuck in a difficult problem the next moment, "So, how to find it?"

Senior brother and master, as serious sword cultivators, have never used spells in their life, and they have forgotten all the spells they learned from the daily lessons of Guan Li Fa Xiu.

What's more, what's very cool is that it seems that they have been influenced by Niu's sword cultivator's righteousness all year round. Except for a few dual-cultivation nurses, the Dharma cultivators in the temple are basically violent dps.

He can kill all over the world with his spells, and he is not good at any auxiliary ones at all.

Therefore, in the entire Taoist temple, no one knows the spell of finding relatives.

no one.

Eldest Brother: In this view, there is no one useful except Master.

Gee.

Master pondered for a moment, recalling the Practical Encyclopedia of Immortal Cultivation that he had read last night.

He looked at the elder brother and said firmly, "Why don't you make your debut and become an idol."

Big brother: "..."

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The little junior sister who was rummaging around in the bookstore was sweating profusely, and broke down with tears in her eyes, "Who is it?! Who took the crispy duck I wrapped in the textbook leather?!"

"Who the hell took away my overlord's relative-seeking idol?!"

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The author has something to say:

Zha San asked me to bring a sentence: Hahaha, didn’t expect that?This is a serious entertainment article

by Jiyou No. [-] who crazily resisted making complaints